Christian The Lion Is Coming To The Big Screen
"Christian the Lion," the YouTube video that made many cold-hard bitches melt into a puddle of tears at their desks, is coming to a movie theater near you! The video tells the story of two groovy gays who bought a lion from Harrod's in London in 1969. The gays raised Christian, but he became too big, so they had no choice but to release him into the wild. A year later, they reunite with him in Africa. They all hug and kiss while Whitney Houston belts in the background. Personally, I was waiting for Christian to eat one of their asses.
Sony Pictures is currently in negotations to buy the rights to the dudes' 1972 book "A Lion Called Christian." Sharon Stone's cougar vagina is an obvious choice to play young Christian. Jocelyn Wildenstein can play older Christian. Tom Hanks and Peter Scolari can reunite to play the groovy gays.
Now if Sony can just buy the rights to Spaghetti Cat's life story, they'll have two animal hit movies on their hands.
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This makes me sob in ways even beaches couldn't make me.
I've never seen anything like that..... amazing, truly.I wouldn't be afraid just for the fact that the lion so obivously loves the crap out of them.
he was kissing them!!
"crying in the corner, clutching my stuffed german shepherd."
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"what're you still doing here? Didn't I tell you to go home and fuck your mother?"
This was an AMAZING video & it's SO awesome that it brought the actual good side of humanity out in the open.
That being said, FUCK this movie. They want to ruin it just like the media coverage of the video.
I refuse to watch this video again. I made an ass of myself the first time and I couldn't stop bawling.
If I'm addicted to anything, it's sparklers.
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All our lives we sweat and save. Building for a shallow grave. Must be something else we say. Somehow to defend this place.
That shit scares me I don't think I could ever be that close to a wild animal.
I hate crying like a little bitch.
*handing out Puffs w/ Lotion* Yep, the tears are flowing ...
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
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OMG!! I almost shed a tear! that's incredible that the lion remembered them. I love it!
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"Ooo, those goody-goody Smurfs make me sick!"
The "Bosom Buddies" guys are an inspired casting choice. Or if they want to cast younger dudes, Chace Crawford & Ed Westwick.
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"You don't remember the motorcycle gang? Doing the striptease in front of them at the bar? The iguana? Good God, man. Tell me you remember the iguana!"
oh yeah, Ive watched it. Total tear jerker. Very touching, really.
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Yea, I'm a pretty sarcastic and cynical person but I have to admit... I let about 3 tears escape from my tear ducts when I first saw this video. But I'm seriously going to LMAO if it is revealed that this was all a hoax involving a trained circus lion and some gays.
*****"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."*****
Ah! Thanks for the heads up! I'm not watching. I refuse to cry at work.
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I like to flag down taxies by lifting my skirt and holding my ass like a baby bump. So I end up having to take the bus A LOT. -Lolo
WAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH!!!!
*chokes*
*wipes snot*
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
M.E. don't feel bad, I'm melting over here, my cold black heart is crying!
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"what're you still doing here? Didn't I tell you to go home and fuck your mother?"
AWWWWW THAT WAS THE CUTEST FUCKING THING I HAVE EVER SEEN, I AM BAWLING.......
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"what're you still doing here? Didn't I tell you to go home and fuck your mother?"
AW fuck. Now I'm bawling my eyes out.
That is amazing and beautiful.