For The Brangaloonie Who Has Everything
Artist Noel Cruz has created several Angelina Jolie dolls that he sells on eBay. One Saint Angie doll sold for $3,350.00 in June. Something tells me that the Brangaloonie who bought it sold one of their kids on the black market to pay for it.
The Angie doll is pretty realistic and creepy. I think the doll's arms are still fatter than Angie's real arms. Unfortunately, Noel forgot to attach a halo over her head. r.
Noel has also made based on Daniel Craig, Orlando Bloom, Johnny Depp and many others. Visit his website to see them. He also takes commissions. Sorry Brangaloonies, he won't make a Saint Angie "real doll" for you. Don't even ask. I can't wait to save enough pennies to ask him to make me dolls of the Empress of Lucite, Chicken Cutlets and Rojo Caliente. Who needs real friends when you have lifelike dolls to talk to all day and night? And yes, I skipped my meds again this morning.
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looks great but can he actually do this w/out her permission?
I've been watching you...you're smart, but IMHO you take all of this a little bit too seriously.
C'mon, have some fun with it!
dance like no one is watching
ok, don't do that, but ya know, let your inner sassy smart ass 12-year old come out.
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rrrrats, all the pictures are gone from the website and the auctions.
editing- oh never mind. I found some in the first link.
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Submitted by EyeRoll on September 5, 2008 - 5:23pm.
Sorry. I don't mean to be bitchy, I really don't.
Submitted by mharker on September 5, 2008 - 1:02pm.
it never fails, in every comment you make you point out our failings to us.
wow
you are just brilliant
thanks.
Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on September 5, 2008 - 1:01pm.
Sorry. If ever there was a loon to bring all the dlisters together, it was that piece of work.
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amen to that!
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Prepare for Metamorphosis, are you ready Kafka?
you guys crack my ass up! OMG..this thread is hilarious!
Submitted by Stock Broker on September 5, 2008 - 4:47pm.
K2 ~ you forgot the sack of DVDs full of her shitty movies.
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It only needs to come with one DVD. Lets face it, if you've seen one you've seen them all !!lol.
Yeah, but can they make a RealDoll Angelina Jolie?
I don't think the head, hands, and feet are nearly big enough. Arms are too smooth, as well.
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K2 ~ you forgot the sack of DVDs full of her shitty movies.
Damn, the likeness of those stick arms is spot on.
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"There's a little bit of asshole in every nice guy, and there's a little bit of genius in every moron." - RDJ
If it comes in lifesize, I don't wanna know about it, all I'm saying.
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"what're you still doing here? Didn't I tell you to go home and fuck your mother?"
Jennifer Aniston bought the doll and she’s doing voodoo with it.
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You fargin sneaky bastage.
I have to say, the guy has talent. That is one pretty doll. I would buy a used car with that money so I find spending 3k for a doll outrageous. I hope Jennifer Anniston gets good use of it and not ruin it during the witchcraft ceremonies.
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Pretty looks fade...dumb is forever -- Judge Judy
Does it come w/accessories like : vial of blood, knife for cutting, crack pipe, 6 babies, a boyfriend along w/his ex wife, 2 ex husbands and gay looking brother???
Lifeless, vacant, creepy, yes, that is a very good likeness of Skeletina.
...aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...
lmao I can just see all the loonies with their Angie Jo in their purses always available to stroke and talk too.
Noel does killer work. Very talented doll repaint artist.
"Ummm"... is not an answer!" Judge Judy
Needs James Haven stuck to her lips.
p.s. I'm going to see if he'll make me a Johnny Depp and then custom a Daniel Craig body with an Orlando Bloom face. Then I'm gonna go all Weird Science and hope for the best...
Apparently this is a real life doll bc if you look closely, she has chopped her wrist off and they had to put it back on. I read somewhere that Angie is having such a HARD TIME "with the new twins that she's always crying" and that Brad has found her "twice passed out in the bathroom" from exhaustion? Wtf ever. 9 nannies aren't enough for you, hooker?
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Amy just wanted to say she cracked Harry's potter. That didn't make any sense, but just politely nod your head and move on....
OH! I get it! She is posed like she's just shot up! Ahhhh, euphoria.
I'm going to buy one & strap it on my car grill so I can drive around Chicago with it.
Make a great car bumper too.
What the fuck is up with her wrists?
Slit times?
"Something tells me that the Brangaloonie who bought it sold one of their kids on the black market to pay for it." - MK
Ironically, if they did, the kid probably will end up adopted by the Jolie-Pitt clan. The circle of life.
So, every single post on here is making me laugh so hard I'm gonna pee my pants!!!
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Amy just wanted to say she cracked Harry's potter. That didn't make any sense, but just politely nod your head and move on....
I need a Shia doll!
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Dick happens! - MK
LMAO ! That is THE fugliest thing I have ever seen!
gross
The head vein and the condesending shit eating smirk.
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I like to flag down taxies by lifting my skirt and holding my ass like a baby bump. So I end up having to take the bus A LOT. -Lolo
They forgot the tattoos too. Oh and she should wearing Brad's balls dangling from chain around her neck...
Missing head vein.
Where are the track marks?
Submitted by Stoney on September 5, 2008 - 9:02pm.
It's really not accurate without a litter of kids and Brad's lips glued to her ass.
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She should also be holding Brad'd balls in one hand too.
~♥~Christina Aguilera just Keeps Getting Better ~ 22/9/08~♥~
Somedays I'm A Super BITCH! ~ Xtina, Keeps Getting Better
Drama - LMFAO! Yes, that poor poster!
these dolls are actually pretty good likenesses, kinda cool actually....
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"So I've learned to go get bigger thongs just to let people know I am wearing underwear. "
Ok, the Johnny Depp doll, painting, whatever the fuck it is got me all hot and bothered.
*booking padded room next to LA*
OK so I have the SAWYER doll from Lost....WHAT!?!?!?!? he came with a raft and everything!
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"So I've learned to go get bigger thongs just to let people know I am wearing underwear. "
Call me when he makes a Christian Bale doll with REAL lifesize parts please.
The Johnny dolls are really cool. Hoewever i fefuse to spend more than £50 quid on a doll. (unless with with a horse like Barbie's sometimes do)
~♥~Christina Aguilera just Keeps Getting Better ~ 22/9/08~♥~
Somedays I'm A Super BITCH! ~ Xtina, Keeps Getting Better
Hot Shit! I thought thety were life sized they are only 16 inches but sadly that will still fit in Love Angelinas tranny asshole.
Well not sadly really is it?
Angelina and her likeness should always be shoved up a sad psycho tranny butt. Its the circle of life! When they release the doll back intot he wild years later Love Angelina will go to the woods and the stinky little doll will remember her.... AND RUN!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
ORLANDO BLOOM DOLL?? *jawdrops* DOES IT COME WITH AN AUTHENTIC PENIS? OMFG. *drops out of school and uses her extra tuition money to buy 19 of them*
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It's really not accurate without a litter of kids and Brad's lips glued to her ass.
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
How horrible! Daniel Craig, Orlando Bloom, Johnny Depp dolls, on the other hand, well that's okay. It's only when they make dolls of celebrities we don't like that there's a problem.
WTF?
I click on and see this shit.
Please, the Loons dipped into to their
"Save An Ocean Screamer Fund" and bought this hideous thing.
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
A Johnny Depp doll! Um, action figure...
*wipes out Visa card*
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I like to flag down taxies by lifting my skirt and holding my ass like a baby bump. So I end up having to take the bus A LOT. -Lolo
AWESOME.. I NEED HER BIG DOLL LIPS TO PICK OUT THE DINGLE BERRIES IN MY ASS!!
Submitted by snowpiece on September 5, 2008 - 3:00pm.
LMAO drama!!!!!!
Sorry. If ever there was a loon to bring all the dlisters together, it was that piece of work.
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
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LMAO drama!!!!!!
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"So I've learned to go get bigger thongs just to let people know I am wearing underwear. "