Squinty!!!!!!
It's been a long ass time since I've seen Squinty Zellweger's signature squint out in full force like this. It makes my eyeballs twitch and my mouth crave salty lemons. Nobody squints the way she can! Liza Garza tries, but her squint can't hold a candle to Squinty's squint. Squint!
Squinty was at the Toronto International Film Festival today promoting some movie called "Appaloosa" with a bunch of pepaws. Squinty was asked what it was like filming in New Mexico and she responded, "The tacos are great!" This made Ed Harris and Viggo Mortensen laugh for some reason. That's an inside joke, right? Squinty totally went lesbionic in New Mexico.
Here's more of Squinty with Ed, Viggo and Jeremy Irons. Damn. I guess it's true. People do get old.
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You can't take away her talent or acting chops but to me she always looks like she has just smelt some dog doddie with that face of hers.
piedlourde
Barbado's off at Pajiba (and I believe Celebitchy? And Websters?)
He's too good for us
I, for one, couldn't be happier. Couldn't stand all the "BAM", "SLAM", "WHAM" crap and the superior attitude!! It laughed too hard at it's own jokes too!
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Barbado's off at Pajiba (and I believe Celebitchy? And Websters?)
He's too good for us.
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If anyone needs me I'll be in the Angry Dome
Submitted by joe shmoe on September 6, 2008 - 1:27pm:
Viggo could be shuffling around in striped pyjamas in the old folks home and I'd still knock that walker right out of his hands and jump his bones.
That's a fucking *LOL!!1* right there buddy, and I fully agree with your sentiment.
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If anyone needs me I'll be in the Angry Dome!
She needs to take a break from the chemical peels, man - her face is looking a bit tight.
That giggling and squinting is an indicator of either a beautiful blunt they all shared before these pictures were taken, or the fifty rails of blow.
To state the obvious I do have serious daddy issues, i love my older guys, Viggo & Jeremy...i'd hit them anywhere, everytime, and even more if together, space & time, type of thing:)
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Submitted by gucci on September 6, 2008 - 3:25pm.
Whatever happened to Barbado Slim?
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Too much botox and too many chemical peels. But even plastic surgery is at a loss with eyes like those.
she looks like she has lemons shoved up her honey box. really.
Ed Harris and Jeremy Irons Yum Yum!
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Whatever happened to Barbado Slim?
I love Jeremy Irons, he'll always look hot no matter what. That man is pure class. Time can kiss his talented ass!
She reminds me of Brock from "Pokemon"
Lemonpuss.
How does she always manage to look like she's right in the middle of having a very bad allergy attack? But then again, last week my buddy ripped a vicious one at our local watering hole that was so bad our eyes were bleeding! The hot girl and her friend sitting next to him suddenly disappeared. We all had that same look on our faces....from what I sorta remember.
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~~~~~Submitted by piedlourde on September 6, 2008 - 6:33am.
Viggo, Harris and Irons?! Sexy overload! :drools:
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Love Jeremy; he was sooo hot in 'Damage'; Ed Harris is the sexiest bald man ever; Viggo can do no wrong in my eyes! Why did they agree to have her as the female lead in this movie? Nah, I can't knock Squinty McSquinters, she's a pretty decent actress and personality. That is all.
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She's not squinting, she's just really focusing her gaydar to the maximum zoom level. After Kenny Chesney, you can't be too careful.
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Viggo could be shuffling around in striped pyjamas in the old folks home and I'd still knock that walker right out of his hands and jump his bones. 'Course I'd be ancient too, but I say there's nothing wrong with hot pepaw love.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hSyOCx6ZXfM&feature=related
Sorry for the 2X post, but Renee is getting so odd-looking. Why is she so squinty and puffy-faced?
Kathy Griffin called Renee a "sweaty, puffy coke whore". I'm starting to believe it.
She better stop making squinty, love eyes at Viggo! Hands off the hottie!
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WISH GRANTED! >:)
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Oh, was Renee there? Didn't notice her among the HAWT, and extremely talented men.
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Viggo, Harris and Irons?! Sexy overload! :drools:
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OMG VIGGO! OMG..... AAAAAAAAH! DROOL
Who were you talking about?...
There is nothing even remotely attractive about her...
I did not know Zellwegger was a Sami. That explains some of the squintiness (I am of Hungarian descent and also have epicanthic folds, though I'm not squinty). However, it doesn't explain why she always looks like she's sucking a lemon while just getting a big whiff of a super rank rotten-egg fart, nor why she can't control her oily, greasy, shiny complexion. I'm really not a fan...but then I do admit she has some talent.
"I used to be Snow White... but I drifted."
-Mae West
I think this girl has a screw loose,I like her a lot.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Well, *I* say her name is Runnay Squintwedgie!
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Jeremy could do with a Crest white strip or two.
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"You gonna give me my car, or do I gotta go to your house and shove your dog's head down the toilet?" Repo Man
Her name is not Squinty Zellweger. It's Rene Squintweger.
viggo is sexy as ever...ed harris didn't preserve the sexy...jeremy irons is just jeremy...yep, we all get old...
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so pretty. so fat. so sad!!!
I'll give that broad something to squint about.
Hooooooooooo.
Submitted by bambam on September 5, 2008 - 5:12pm.
don't know if it's been said yet, don't want to read back either. if you put the two side by side you'll notice viggo and ed look like brothers. try it and see.
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You're right they do, do they play brothers in this movie?
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"I still think we should find a way to let Brangelina know that there are people out here who love them and want to wish them all the best… I wanna write a poem like some other people did but I’m not that smart. "
don't know if it's been said yet, don't want to read back either. if you put the two side by side you'll notice viggo and ed look like brothers. try it and see.
Hey I live in NM and the tacos ARE great. The only good thing about this shithole is the food and weather.....pity me for living here....
Ride the spiral to the end you may just go where no ones been. SPIRAL OUT
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Submitted by Heck on September 5, 2008 - 5:08pm.
Lol. Well, yes, some people would call Asian people squinty. At least two on this board already have. Anyway, her eyes also remind me that model... Claudia Schiffer. I mean, not when RZ is smiling, but normally. RZ's pretty enough but these days it seems a strain on her whole face when she smiles. I would agree with whoever wrote she and SJP are examples of jolie-laide but SJP seems more laide than jolie to me.
Viggo is HOT and you don't have to squint to see that!
I am going to see this movie even though I don't care for Ed Harris "acting".
"Put your hand out the window, feel the force" Darth Vader
Viggo!!! I fucking love him so much it's kinda scary.
no one will ever know her eye color
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People are crazy and times are strange.
She is just so squinty...I don't remember her being that squinty in Jerry Mcquire
but Chubby, did you see the harvest moon?
I am still skeeving over that!
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"So I've learned to go get bigger thongs just to let people know I am wearing underwear. "
P.S.S- Viggo was awesome in "Eastern Promises". A great movie.
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I beg to differ. Lots of people can squint like that. They live in Asia.
P.S.-I also spoke with and met Jeremy Irons at the premier of his move "The "Chinese Box" at the San Francisco movie festival about 10 years ago. Pretty nice guy.
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"Money is the magic wand that turns many a frog into a prince" - ChubbyWubby
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She makes Asians look Caucasian with that squinty shit!
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"Money is the magic wand that turns many a frog into a prince" - ChubbyWubby
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Here's Jeremy right after the sex scene in French Lieutenant's Woman (best I can do)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=raUSnx99Gew
Damn that gives me a wet spot.
I am a squinty grinner too! It is the Texan in us, I guess... hahahaha.
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Damn, how can see anything out of those eyes? The world must look like a tiny slit to her.
what happened to my Ed Harris? Is that bearded crome dome supposed to be sexy? Geez! ****************************1/20/09
"So I've learned to go get bigger thongs just to let people know I am wearing underwear. "
Thanks Snowwy, I must admit she is the cutest kitty! She's a total brat though
My bf said maybe he was in character since Russians are supposed to be kinda slovenly as far as hygiene. I say if that's true, I admire Viggo's dedication to his craft. In fact if I ever meet him I'm going to ask him that!
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"I still think we should find a way to let Brangelina know that there are people out here who love them and want to wish them all the best… I wanna write a poem like some other people did but I’m not that smart. "