Birthday Sluts

I just love the hell out of pink!

happy birthday to everyone!

lol...n that's why we love you Sweet-ass! :)

i simply refuse to believe pink has not hit 30 yet...
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so pretty. so fat. so sad!!!

Hey guys it's Sweetas - just dropped in and saw all the awesome feckin bday wishes!! *falls to knees* I'm not worthy! I'm not worthy! God, I love you sluts so.

I know what you're really after tho, and I don't blame you. My famous rum cake!! *passes out glasses of rum with cake crumbs and sprinkles on top*

And I'll bartend for the DL party, but I ain't cleanin up after that shit!! Okay, I might hose off the rubber sheets, but that's it.

Xs and Os to all!! You too Michael K, you stud.

Oh yeah, and happy birthday to all these otha bitchez too. lol

Pink totally scares me now! Geez!

Your face!

yeah Lolo looks so much like tom cruise that i made her show me her vage to prove that she wasnt tommy girl.

she did, but Im still not totally sure...

nice vage though, nice vage.

*holding in laughter like a kid in church*

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dramaqueen365247 on September 8, 2008 - 11:27am.
Missy: Are you one of the NY crowd? I'm soooooooooo jellis that some dlisters live in the same places & get to hang out in real life! (Although I did meet & have dinner with Jaded this summer!)

Yes, that be true, and she were loverly; :-).

_Submitted by parissucksliterally on September 8, 2008 - 1:19pm.

:)

Thats what I look like!

See that face? JUST like that! Crazy hu?

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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!

Lolo and missy, VERY cool that you met.....I love putting faces to the DLister's names...

M.E....I thought your joke was very funny....heehee

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Oooooh child, things are gonna get easier
Oooooh child, things will get brighter

*doing the canvas shoe dance*

Dude im WAY thinking of a way to get us all together!

*does more dance moves*

Do i look like Kanye when i dance in my blazer and canvas shoes like this?

*moon walking*

We got to get MK in on this shit!

edit

*still dancing*

NO YOU ARE AWESOME!

*dancing some more*

I just had three coca colas I dont know why i did that but I feel tingly!!!!

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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!

loloooooooooooooo!! i get to be portia?!?!!

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!

♥♥♥♥

surrsley we gotta throw our boot moves into action and slap some tax slots so we can have a biiig ol dlist partay!

im so glad you got to see me gushing about you.. you are a DEAR!!!!!!!!!!♥♥

now put on a blazer and some canvas sneakers and dance! dance for me woman!!
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MISSY Im down for a D-list party!!!!!!
All you hos can come stay your mom jeans asses in my shoe box of an apartment!!!!!

OH and BTW Missy is hot!!!!! AND FUCKING HILARIOUS!
NO LIE!

Thats was one of the best afternoons i have had in along ass time! Any woman who can figure out how to have a blast in the middle of a Hanna Montana hurricane in the city needs to be hot slut of the year!!!!!! or Decade!

Seriously, if we were to do some planning.... WE COULD TAKE OVER THE WORLD! Or at least get drunk as shit! And take over a gypsy cab.... and knock over some bodegas.....and maybe punch a cast member from Full House or Walker Texas Ranger.

Ok Missy and i are gonna have a wedding in Cali now! ha ha ha Ill be Ellen you be Portia!

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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!

She is my favorite. I love her. I saw her profile on milllionaire personals site""""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""""" yesterday. It is said she is in relationship with a young handsome guy on that site now. Is she single again?--☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆------------
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drama, lets just make the dress code "Mom Jeans Required"

done and done :)

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Missy - LOL! YES! From the girls here that I have met in person and those I email, phone, got pics from, we are HOT BITCHES!!

Submitted by missy on September 8, 2008 - 11:02am.

Check list for d soiree:

1) Lose weight
2) No mom jeans

I'm in trouble!
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."

http://www.myspace.com/dramaqueen365247

ME - yes, the girl is hilarious, and I was visiting a bunch of friends who are also pretty damn fun and funny, so we all were getting along famously! also, i couldnt get over how CUTE she is! its so funny how trolls always say we are all a bunch of ugly mom jean wearin losers, cause the more i find out, its SO the opposite!_____________________________________________

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Missy - Really! Well good to know that another user has been verified as being a real person! LOL.

(yes that was a joke people)

So did you two bitches crack eachother up or what?

angel - the dlisted swaray, has been discussed over and over and over again in the last two years I've been here. It hasn't happend yet, but needs to.

I know that some of us have meet up with one another on one on one basis, but no big parties yet.

I'd totally be in for that!

Just don't expect me to bartend!

ME - I was gonna have one myself anyhow.. spicy bloody mary, here ya go!

cheers!

(its j8llus hater party cuz i got to have brunch with lolo over tha weekend and everbuddys j8llus - AS THEY SHOULD BE cause she was awesome:) )
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Missy, Drama ♥

I don't care, but I like pink. Happy birfday beyotch!

Submitted by M.E. on September 8, 2008 - 11:53am.

Angel_i: Jellis h8ter partay? Where? I musta missed it too.
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I guess I jelliser than you, cuz these bitches be talking about meeting up and *I* wanna meet up too!

UM>....and hello everyone, btw;p

♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork

Submitted by DeeDee on September 8, 2008 - 7:48am.
I'm jellis Missy! Lucky hwore! MK totally needs to host a Dlisted mixer! I'll bring the weed!
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I agree, MK definetly needs to host a dlisted party. I'd fly my ass out East for that shit!

Mrs K - we nominate you to organize dlisted ho-down :) Make pudge foot the bill :)

mornin ME!!♥♥
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Angel_i: Jellis h8ter partay? Where? I musta missed it too.

I'm still asleep.

Someone make me a bloody mary, xtra spicey please.

Missy: I say we put Mrs. K. in charge -- I like the idea of someone else footing the enormous bill!

Mornin' ME!
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."

http://www.myspace.com/dramaqueen365247

I'm jellis Missy! Lucky hwore! MK totally needs to host a Dlisted mixer! I'll bring the weed!

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"Work from pithy middle eye out, swimming in language sea." ~Jack Kerouac

Submitted by M.E. on September 8, 2008 - 11:41am.

Hola Bitches!!!!!!

Happy B-day Pink!

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Hola M.E. seeing as I got to the jellis h8ter party late too:)

♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork

drama, kd, mrs K - first off, we really have to have some kinda gathering.. as awesome as you think everyone is on here, I think theyre even MORE awesome IRL!!!

i live in boston but go down to nyc here and there to party or visit friends..

so yeah, I got to meet her and ill say she is

ADORABLE!
STYLISH!
SMART!
KIND!
FUN!
DOWN!
FUNNY!
AWESOME!

aww! it was so cool!

Ok, so lets start the planning here :) I have a feeling we are all some pretty super sweet sluts :)
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Hola Bitches!!!!!!

Happy B-day Pink!

Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on September 8, 2008 - 8:35am.

Just this morning I was fantasizing about somehow coming into a great deal of money and hosting a dlisted get together. All expenses paid by my miraculous windfall!!
Yeah, I got an active imagination...

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Prepare for Metamorphosis, are you ready Kafka?

kdracofan, Mrs. K, all the jellis h8rs: I think MK should host a dlisted cruise! Then we can all meet. We could laugh, snark, drink, & probably end up throwing 1/2 the group overboard ...
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."

http://www.myspace.com/dramaqueen365247

dramaqueen365247 on September 8, 2008 - 11:27am.
Missy: Are you one of the NY crowd? I'm soooooooooo jellis that some dlisters live in the same places & get to hang out in real life! (Although I did meet & have dinner with Jaded this summer!)
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I was jelly about that too!
(we are planning a mini road trip to meet as well..lol)

Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on September 8, 2008 - 8:28am.

Jinx, Mrs. K!
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Sigh, it's like yesterday. I went to an open house in my neighborhood, just because I could. The house was gorgeous and perfect for me and Pudge. Unfortch, Pudge ain't going' anywhere, so afterwards I went home and cut myself...just a little bit.
That is how I feel about Missy and Lolo having lunch together.
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Prepare for Metamorphosis, are you ready Kafka?

Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on September 8, 2008 - 10:27am.
Submitted by missy on September 8, 2008 - 8:25am.

I had brunch with lolo this weekend! it was awesome!
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OMG, you did?!?!?!?!
I am a jellus hater.

Jinx, Mrs. K!
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."

http://www.myspace.com/dramaqueen365247

Missy: Are you one of the NY crowd? I'm soooooooooo jellis that some dlisters live in the same places & get to hang out in real life! (Although I did meet & have dinner with Jaded this summer!)
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."

http://www.myspace.com/dramaqueen365247

Submitted by missy on September 8, 2008 - 8:25am.

I had brunch with lolo this weekend! it was awesome!
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OMG, you did?!?!?!?!
I am a jellus hater.

-☮'---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮-
Prepare for Metamorphosis, are you ready Kafka?

Birfday smooches to the HSOT millennium, S-W-E-E-T-A-S!!!

"Oh Sweetas, you're so fine/ You're so fine you blow my mind/ Hey Sweetas! Hey Sweetas!"

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Prepare for Metamorphosis, are you ready Kafka?

drama, im good mama!! dramamama hee!

I had brunch with lolo this weekend! it was awesome!

did NOT watch the vma's.. the 2 minute recap in morning wood was perfectly sufficient :)
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Missy: You are very welcome. She's a great person, & she deserves happy birthday wishes from the world!

I can't complain at the moment. How's your sweet self?
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."

http://www.myspace.com/dramaqueen365247

Happy B-day, Pink, Aimee Mann, and Sweetas!

"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"

drama, thx for letting us know about sweetas' bday!!

how YOU doin?? :D ♥ ♥
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY SWEETAS YOU HOT HIPPIE SLUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I hope this makes it out into the universe and right to you.. you are a gem mama!! ♥♥

happy bday to aimee mann too. she rocks :)
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SWEETAS!!!!!!!!!!

Happy Birthday you hot ho!!!!

Jaded!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*stop tickling me!* :)

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"D-Listed is like chicks who hang out together for a long time- they start getting their periods the same day.
All d-listed sluts start to think exactly alike after a while. LOLOLOLOL" Mel-tang!

**poking KD in ribs**

HAPPY BIRTHDAY to our very own "sweetass", Sweetass...

On topic - YOWZA!! What a picture for a Monday morning...

Happy Birthday Sweetassssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Aimee Mann's "Save Me" is one of my fav songs ever....Happy Birthday!

Also to Sweetas and Pink.....

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Makes me that much stronger, makes me work a little bit harder
Makes me that much wiser
Thanks for making me a Fighter
-Christina Aguilera

Pink looks like she's trying to pass a humongous, impacted doodie-bubble here. Why does she always have to make that ridiculous Billy Idol face? Don't she have any other facial expressions in her repetoire?
Anyways Happy B-day to all the sluts!
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