Blanche Deveraux Is Going To Be Pissed
What in the "mother of the bride" hell is sleeping on Beyonce's head? Wake it up with a stick. Be careful though, because it might bite your ass. It looks a little hostile.
Beyonce is playing Etta James in a new movie and I guess she decided to keep the act going by wearing her Etta wig during a performance at Fashion Rocks last night. The wig looks more like a cross between Blanche Deveraux and Nancy Reagan. And it looks like wet cornstarch is the only thing keeping that wig on.
You know Solange was cackling backstage with her pocket mouse friend. Solange shouldn't have laughed though. Beyonce already got her ass earlier in the night. More on that later.
During Fashion Rocks, Beyonce joined Mimi, Mary J. Blige, Miley Cyrus and a bunch of other hos to warble through some song called "Just Stand Up." The performance aired during last night's "Stand Up to Cancer" benefit. Basically, except for Mary J. Blige, they all sounded like they had horny hamsters in their throats. When Mary opened her mouth, they all should have politely excused themselves and allowed her to sing the rest. I think Beyonce's wig was trying to make a run for it.
Miley Cyrus should not be allowed to sing....ever again. Bitch sounded like The Chipettes gone reggae. Not a pretty sound.
Here's more pics of Beyonce at Fashion Rocks last night. She also performed with a big fat douche named Justin Timberlake. He should really just go sit in the corner and fuck a bowl of Wheaties.
Getty, Wireimage
What are the chances that Beyonce's ring is a blood diamond. 5 million for a ring is beyond disgusting, she will never be an icon, she stands for nothing that would ever be considered iconic.
allheavens:
i know what you mean. but to make you and i feel better, i've heard Etta is not pleased about beyonce playing her.
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Whatever happened to Barbado Slim?
Beyonce playing Etta? My Etta? Sweet Jesus you need to talk to your Daddy!
Who the hell is going to do her vocals? Hell who is going to do her visuals? She is too tall, too dark, ya'll know Etta is high yellow, too thin,
during her hey day she was "pleasing plump", is Beyonce going to add twenty to thirty pounds to her frame for the role. NOT!!!
Somebody needs to have their ass kicked for this casting fuckery.
aortega:
well if your taste is overly bleached skin, tacky clothing and no talent then your love is warented i guess....
She's so beautiful it makes me sick!
jussaying:
yeah she can aford it but i don't think it would do her any good lolololol
Princesaja:
your forgiven. and i know what you mean. i was shocked as hell when i learned about bill murry and his wifebeating cheating ways; that shit totaly blew my mind i mean, you just don't see him treating ANYONE that way! and how about robin williams and his womanizing self? man i was totaly shocked! but when it boils down to it, the world of entertainment is complete fantasy and illusion anyway lolol
floozy, sorry for calling you a dumb b!tch.
but honestly, she isn't the only one. The only thing that seperate Hollywierd from the rest of us is the fact these people have tons of money--thats it. Most celebrities are completely different once the cameras are off. *cough alec baldwin*
Princesaja:
I made that statement because i've seen beyonce in action. that whole classy act she puts on is exactly what it is: an act. she's ghetto to the core. TRUST!
floozy...wow, you are a dumb b!tch.
that being said, beyonce's hair looks the worst i've ever seen it. and the song was terrible. yes, each of the singers is good on their own, but i heard no harmony whatsoever. like they gave them the song and an hour to rehearse.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on September 7, 2008 - 3:14am.
HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!
I know EXACTLY what you're talking about - I can't believe I never noticed that before!
OMG, now I need to send this picture to everybody I know.
ROFL!!!
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Are we sure Xtina has not passed on and her final request was to be embalmed standing up holding a bottle of her nasty perfume?- DivasGone
Submitted by just a floozy on September 6, 2008 - 10:04pm.
beyonce=ghetto girl trying to buy class and respectability.
....well I would happily sell her some for a nominal fee! at least she CAN afford it.
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Hey I ain't trippin cuz the truth is really you don't know me- T.I.
she is got such a bad dressing sense
see more of her pix at
http://www.entertainroom.com/
At the risk of getting wet paper towels tossed at me, I thought the song for cancer all those women did was awesome. Except for Bile-y Cyrus. That twat needs to go and to take her douche soul patch-wearing, hipster doofus father with her.
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Laissez le bon temps rouler!
What the hell was that ear rape? What did I do to deserve getting fucked in the ear like that?
And could someone tell me who the rest of the hos were so I can put them on my shit list?
Submitted by Boob3rries on September 6, 2008 - 11:20pm.
Yeah, its totally ghetto-flash meets Euro-trash... she's just missing some gold teeth and a big clock necklace to complete the look.
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I POOP RAINBOWS
Submitted by Team Valtrex on September 6, 2008 - 9:14pm.
David Bowie used to have that same hairstyle.
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And some of us would get wet!
But on Beyonce..no no..ew.
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"Writing that made my eyeballs fart." MK
http://www.fotolog.com/justmemyselfandi
Submitted by MyTwoCents on September 6, 2008 - 6:46pm.
80s Brigitte Nielsen and Flavor Flav's love child...
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LMAO!!! I could not have said it better
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"Writing that made my eyeballs fart." MK
http://www.fotolog.com/justmemyselfandi
David Bowie used to have that same hairstyle.
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Peter: Whoa, Lois, look at you, you look like Britney Spears. Except you're not a fat guy.
submitted by sharoninshape:
"she always carry herself with class and people respect her".
anyone who tries their utmost to manipulate the public into thinking they're a great talent and on top of this marries ex-drug dealing ugly rapper with a crimminal record(beyonce's pretty) gets no love or respect from me and has no class.
and that yellow dress is absolutely gaudy.
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Whatever happened to Barbado Slim?
beyonce=ghetto girl trying to buy class and respectability.
and that yellow dress and jumper are just too trashy for words.
Miley C was by far the WORST singer of this entire group. Terrible, terrible, terrible! The best was indeed Mary J. B., and maybe Mariah C was second best. Everyone else was blah.
I refuse to believe all those people stood up for Fergie because they like her voice; someone must've gestured for them to stand or something because MAN she sounded awful. The first time I listened to this and heard Fergie I groaned so loudly my husband stopped and asked if I was ok.
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"Someday we'll all be gone but lullabies go on and on...they never die, that's how you and I will be..." -Billy Joel
jussayin:
girl i am so glad i am not the only one who thinks beyonces outfits where just to hideous to believe. someone ought to tell her that less is more.
why the hell am i here?
Submitted by james havens bitch
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I know, right? You Yanks need more dark chocolate representation, fersure.
Altho - I will say that, wnen I first saw it, I thought that maybe the put Miley up there cuz they needed more white girlies;p
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
What i can't goddamn believe is how white beyonce and rhianna look. my god what are they trying to do out do mariah carey who was born with her looks? geez!
and who the hell told beyonce that she could sing and that she even stands a chance at being an icon? god she needs to just get over it!
why the hell am i here?
the earrings and the yellow dress clash!!
the low cut jump suit is tacky and gaudy.
the short wig is just plain fug (but the straight weave looks really good tonight, no obvious glue)
the poufy mini dress is so not cute
thank goodness for the free Stand up for Cancer t-shirt or her whole night would have been a fashion disaster.
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Hey I ain't trippin cuz the truth is really you don't know me- T.I.
80s Brigitte Nielsen and Flavor Flav's love child...
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I POOP RAINBOWS
@angel_i: oh, i'm sure bouncey wants to be an icon like janet, so i know she's talked to timberdouche about it...but jay z's pimp hand is STRONG and timberdouche cries when he's threatened by the likes of jay z...lol
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so pretty. so fat. so sad!!!
Submitted by letinstar on September 6, 2008 - 8:00pm.
note how justin timberdouche didn't pull any wardrobe malfunctions with bouncey...jay z must have given him a talking to backstage...
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LOL! If you got time read back cuz I can't remember who said it but it was some funny shit to the tune of:
Thumb 8: Beyonce's saying "C'mon Justin - make my wardrobe malfunction so I can be a ICON like Janet!"
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
and i saw bouncey and that hideous hair last night...hideous...
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so pretty. so fat. so sad!!!
note how justin timberdouche didn't pull any wardrobe malfunctions with bouncey...jay z must have given him a talking to backstage...
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so pretty. so fat. so sad!!!
Gonnaburn:
solange's the bird. she seems to have a thing for feathers.
Mr. President:
hollywaz is getting kind of dull isn't it? ho hum.
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Whatever happened to Barbado Slim?
Submitted by Mr. President on September 6, 2008 - 7:23pm.
Submitted by gucci on September 6, 2008 - 7:21pm.
gonnaburn:
i predict that miley is going to be worse than paris lindsay and britney put together. anticswise
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I certainly hope so. Things are getting a bit dull in the celebrity world.
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Amen, brotha!
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
I am not sure who looks more like a bird... Canary Beyonce or Evil Ostrich Solange.
Submitted by gucci on September 6, 2008 - 7:21pm
And a generation of American tweens are going to get knocked up with a coke baby.
Submitted by gucci on September 6, 2008 - 7:21pm.
gonnaburn:
i predict that miley is going to be worse than paris lindsay and britney put together. anticswise
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I certainly hope so. Things are getting a bit dull in the celebrity world.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
gonnaburn:
i predict that miley is going to be worse than paris lindsay and britney put together. anticswise
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Whatever happened to Barbado Slim?
well I see Justin did not dare undress Jay Z's woman in public lol.
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Hey I ain't trippin cuz the truth is really you don't know me- T.I.
Fergie sounds like shit early on because that is nowhere near the three note range that she had. and HOW THE FUCK IS MILEY CYRUS FAMOUS?????!! That was immature shouting hell.
jussayin
i agree mary j was pure gold. now that is what you call a real singer and a true classy lady. beyonce needs to take notes. STAT.
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Whatever happened to Barbado Slim?
remember when Mariah and Mary J Blige came out, Mariah was the voice...
Mary kicks rocks all over Mariah!
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Hey I ain't trippin cuz the truth is really you don't know me- T.I.
Here are the lyrics: (because y'all care!)
Beyonce: The heart is stronger than you think
It’s like it can go through anything
And even when you think it can’t it finds a way to still push on, though
Carrie: Sometimes you want to run away
Ain’t got the patience for the pain
And if you don’t believe it look into
your heart the beat goes on
Rihanna/Miley: I’m tellin’ you that
Things get better
Through whatever
If you fall, dust it off, don’t let up
Sheryl: Don’t you know you can go be your own miracle
Beyonce: You need to know
CHORUS
Sheryl: If the mind keeps thinking you’ve had enough
But the heart keeps telling you don’t give up
Sheryl/Beyonce: Who are we to be
questioning, wondering what is what
Don’t give up
THROUGH IT ALL, JUST STAND UP!
Fergie: It’s like we all have better days
Problems getting all up in your face
Leona: Just because you go through it
Fergie: Don’t mean it got to take control, no
Leona: You ain’t gotta find no hiding place
Keyshia: Because the heart can beat the hate
Leona: Don’t wanna let your mind keep playin’ you
Keyshia: And sayin’ you can’t go on
Rihanna: I’m tellin’ you that
Miley: Things get better
Through whatever
Rihanna: If you fall
Miley: Dust if off, don’t let up
LeAnn: Don’t you know you
Natasha: Can go
LeAnn: Be your own
Natasha: Miracle
Carrie: You need to know
Ensemble: CHORUS
Mary: You don’t gotta be a prisoner in your mind
Ciara: If you fall, dust it off
Mary: You can live your life
Rihanna/Carrie: Yeah
Mary: Let your heart be your guide
Rihanna/Carrie: Yeah yeah yeah
Mariah: And you will know that you’re good if you trust in the good
Ashanti: Everything will be alright, yeah
Light up the dark, if you follow your heart
Mary: And it will get better
Mariah: Through whatever
CHORUS
Fergie: You got it in you, find it within
You got in now, find it within now
You got in you, find it within
You got in now, find it within now
You got in you, find it within
Find it within you, find it within
Everyone: THROUGH IT ALL, JUST STAND UP!
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Hey I ain't trippin cuz the truth is really you don't know me- T.I.
Submitted by sharoninshape on September 6, 2008 - 6:17pm.
Well, you can have curves as long as you still fit into a size 2 dress. Beyonce's okay, but I was always more of a fan of Kelly Rowland--just as pretty as Beyonce, just as talented, but darker. It almost felt like they had to make her less pretty than Beyonce, so she always had to have butch haircuts.
I luv beyonce she a great singer and a great role model compare to these shitty pop tarts. she always carry herself with class and people respect her. she look so beautiful as always on the pic with justin and on the red carpet. I luv her style and she sent a positive msg to girls that u can have curves and still be hot.
As a Mexican girl who sometimes has dreams of being black, I find the Etta James casting choice a little racist. Beyonce is the blackest white girl I know!
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I am Mexican and and I do think Michael Bay's "Transformers" is racist.
Submitted by yiooooooo on September 6, 2008 - 4:58pm.
Miley , fergie and Rihanna should have keep their mouth closed and let the real singers sing they ruined the performance
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Hmmm are you trying to tell me that Fergie is not a real singer? LOL
"Put your hand out the window, feel the force" Darth Vader
This cancer benefit - was it for prostate cancer? Stand up boys, even those who can't!
I've stopped throwing money to rich kids so they can get their thesis/theses published aka "cancer research". They'll be out on the golf course before you know it.
Is anyone getting a free wig? prosthetic limb? Home help? Palliative care and adequate pain relief? You have to go on the Oprah Winfrey show to get free shit.
Submitted by TITS on September 6, 2008 - 5:10pm.
offtopic - angel, how do you find the smog in to? I have vivid memories of spending a day downtown shopping only to come home, blow my nose and wonder at all the brown and black yuck in the kleenex.
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Blech! It's not so bad at all when you're here all the time but whenever I leave and come back - *CHOKE!* I go to the park a lot:)
Have a great ride!
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
Because Ieeeeeeeaye will always love yooooo ooo oooo oooo aaargh *cough cough coughhhhhaa*