A Christmas Disaster
Solange might have been laughing at the rabid animal sleeping on Beyonce's head (see below), but her big sister got the biggest cackle of the night. You know Beyonce sent Solange out in this holiday disaster. Solange looks like an Urban Outfitters Christmas display gone terribly wrong. That ensemble belongs in the corner of a college dorm room during the holidays. It doesn't belong on a person.
Beyonce totally told Solange she had the perfect outfit for her to wear to Fashion Rocks. Solange should have known better when Beyonce pulled out the dress from a cardboard box labeled "Broke Ass Xmas Decorations." Solange can never win!
Beyonce got Solange again when she made her wear some recycled magazine dress during her performance last night. If you look closely, you can see that the dress was made using Beyonce's old magazine photo spreads. Solange is giving Bey press and she doesn't even know it! The Basement Baby has been duped yet again!
The score is: Beyonce: 1,245 - Solange: -120
Wenn, Wireimage
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that's the only way she's getting any kind of attention so god bless her heart.
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P.H.: 'Dis is Egyptian Cotton, mudday-fuk... 2-20 thread. 'Dis is half your shitty-ass paycheck.
J.S.: You wouldn't know Egyptian cotton if Pharaoh himself gave it to you, you knock-off wearing motherfucker
Looks like Liberace threw up on the bitch!
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~
ha ha...nice outfit
Solange's recipe for a glamorous outfit: take 3 buckets of black goose feathers, 5 pounds of Beyonce's pubes, and some stylish plastic beads from the dollar store. Just shuffle it all together and stick it on top of your shoulders and ta-da! You look like your head is stuck in a sparkly bush-the latest trend!
"SCUUUZE ME, but I have to say that was very unprofessional" Solange said to that Las Vegas reporter, (for as we know a mistake on S's part).
Yet, she doesn't complain about the garbage her mother wraps her in?
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Submitted by Sandbitch on September 6, 2008 - 10:00pm.
Heya Sandbitch!
or this...
Solange ich einen Keller verlasse =
As long as I get out of the basement
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I POOP RAINBOWS
Oh yah and i wanna punch her in the face really badly.
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"This is straight up fuckery."
His Holiness MK, 9/03/08
Have I already mentioned how fucking pathetic this talentless beyonce wannabe is? Granted that is a given i just wondered if i had actually SAID it. I saw some video where she was making noise with her mouth about that interview and it just made me dislike her even more. what a jackass.
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"This is straight up fuckery."
His Holiness MK, 9/03/08
Submitted by MyTwoCents on September 7, 2008 - 11:29am.
Did you know solange is a German word, meaning 'as long as'?
Solange ich lächerlich nicht aussehe =
As long as I don't look ridiculous
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Now that is facking funny.
Solange ich lächerlich nicht a aussehe aussie =
As long as I don't look a ridiculous aussie
Can this man/woman be anymore fugly?
Did you know solange is a German word, meaning 'as long as'?
Solange ich lächerlich nicht aussehe =
As long as I don't look ridiculous
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I POOP RAINBOWS
is the skin bleach she's using high octane because i remember her being dark chocolate brown.
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Whatever happened to Barbado Slim?
I have officially given up on Solange. I totally understand Little Sister Syndrone, but really, she's taking this a little too far. It's like she does this to tell the world "I'm so beautiful and EDGY that I can dress like crap and STILL look good". Your train has left the station, sweetie...
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"Someday we'll all be gone but lullabies go on and on...they never die, that's how you and I will be..." -Billy Joel
Mine eyes, MINE EYES ! ! ! ! ! !
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I don't think she's ugly per se. Her problem is that she resembles Beyonce (who's beautiful) but there's just something off about her look. You compare her consciously and subconciously and think, "Damn she's ugly."
Now her clothes are straight up fuckery hell. No breakdown there.
She is so fantastically unfortunate looking!
Holy shit, Disco Ostrich exploded all over her.
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We Care A Lot
solange looks like a drag queen in the main picture...and i truly believe her family hates her so much...why else would they let this child go out in public like this?
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so pretty. so fat. so sad!!!
That cape looks like the caterpillar that fell on me the other day. Flange is making me fucking ITCH.
OMG that first dress just offends my senses!
But Geez Louise - you're right, MK! The other one IS a bunch of old Beyonce mags. Just weird.
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
WTF!? This is one time I wish PETA would intervene.
and sorry but she seems like a c*nt
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Frankenstein would want your mind; your lovely head
Solange seems like a cunty ass bitch, so I'm glad she embarrasses herself like this. Dumbfuck.
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RIMADYL KILLS
this cape looks very expensive and rare. Because every rear bird was killed to make it.
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http://forums.enturbulation.org/176-september-13th-protest/
*Eye roll* This one has inherited even worse fashion taste than her sister.
She lookes like a breed of crow and tarantula.
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Raise against $cientology - Sep. 13th worldwide protest - Also in your city.
http://forums.enturbulation.org/176-september-13th-protest/
i think her style is to be a fashion train wreck.
p.s. afterthought....i just looked at her face...is it just me or is she really unattractive...like i mean REALLY?????????
omg...this has to be a joke...this isn't even FAHION or how it works!!!!!
did she even look in the mirror????
i don't know what the hell she's been drinking lately cause her judgement is totally off, and she must have given a sip or 5 to her older sis from the box of wine she had hiding under that mess cause that wig Beyonce was wearing...wtf????? not only was it atrociously unflattering, it didn't even sit right around the hair line....looked like 3 day old dirty cotton candy carelessly shoved on her head and someone forgot the spirit glue....MESS MESS MESS!!!!!!!!!
"The score is: Beyonce: 1,245 - Solange: -120"
That is too funny!
"Put your hand out the window, feel the force" Darth Vader
She has a son but she was married , he is really cute , I feel sad for any kids that Beyonce and JayZ are goin to have thei are goin to be fug
Submitted by Tigerlilly on July 14, 2008 - 8:39pm.
HUG ME JESUS! I SAY, HUG ME JESUS!!!! Can I get an Amen from the DListed congregation...I say, can I GET AN AMEN FROM THE DLISTED CONGREGATION???? You know you ho's want a hug from Jesus
Aren't these two dressed and managed by their mother?
And what ever happened to the clothing line the mother tried to hock.
Must be hard to say 'NO' in that situation.
She'd be a beautiful woman under some proper guidance. Shame really.
There's a fancy furniture store here (Chintz & Co for all the west coasters) that had these honking big wreaths made out of black feathers. Gorgeous. Thought about getting one for my cat. Settled for some feathered napkin ring holders instead. 3 years on and he's still killing them every few months or so.
Here's hoping solagne doesn't have a cat.
Gross. Just Gross. i'm going to hurl now.....brb
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Whatever happened to Barbado Slim?
Submitted by oklahoma on September 6, 2008 - 2:48pm.
LCT *raises hand* me, oh I do I do.. Oh never mind.. I thought you asked for Hot buttered cum. Well, carry on w/ your quest for rum!
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I thought asking for cum would be too forward. BRING IT ON!
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YOUR JUST JEALUS OKAY YOU CAN'T MAKE THE SKIDMARK WITH BLOW TOOT TIMES SHE HAS THE BUTT BURN CHOCOLATE TACO OKAY WOW!
LCT *raises hand* me, oh I do I do.. Oh never mind.. I thought you asked for Hot buttered cum. Well, carry on w/ your quest for rum!
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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!
lmfao i honestly hope that she does NOT find herself cute whatsoever in these horrible outfits. that has got to be one of the fuggest fucking wraps i've ever seen in my life. is it made of ostrich feathers?????
Chestnuts roasting on a open fiiiiire, Jack Frost nipping at your nose..
Ok, who's got the hot buttered rum?
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YOUR JUST JEALUS OKAY YOU CAN'T MAKE THE SKIDMARK WITH BLOW TOOT TIMES SHE HAS THE BUTT BURN CHOCOLATE TACO OKAY WOW!
Well at least she won't see herself coming and going in this outfit or should I say outshit?
Droppin Kids Off in the Pool
You gotta be kidding me with these outfits.
Hahahahahahaha!
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"How much is that doggie in the window?"
Even HGTV's Sparkle Josh would run screaming from that outfit.
Solange, you skanky no talent twat, note: Stop dressing from the House Of Diarrhea. If this ho dropped off the face of the earth no one would care.
That was a bird they picked off the runway at LAX after it had been sucked through a jet engine.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Poor birds. Poor Solange. I don't know how anyone can wear any fur or feathers these days but damn Solange, if you're gonna wear it make sure it's cute!
http://www.modegreen.com/
She really needs to sake her stylist. Does she even have one???
~♥~Christina Aguilera just Keeps Getting Better ~ 22/9/08~♥~
Somedays I'm A Super BITCH! ~ Xtina, Keeps Getting Better
THE NEW SINGLE!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-O9G3JB8FG4
Solange = frazzled emu
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
http://societysex.blogspot.com/
She's trying so hard, it hurts to watch her - yet she still comes out wearing a dress made out of used bread bags.
Oh man thanks for this post MK I gotta get my Christmas wishlist together, before November gets here.
Submitted by Romy on September 6, 2008 - 12:09pm.
What ever happened to Solange's love child? Isn't it true she was a baby when she was quite young and unmarried? What happened to the poor lil bastard?
Must've been pretty shameful for such a "Christian" family.
I mean the last thing a good Christian family wants is an underage daughter with a baby out of wedlock...unless it's good for publicity of course!
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HELLLLOOOO Sarah Palin!! LMAO (2nd paragraph)
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"I fucking drink beer and party!"
Is she really a man, Like that guy from Snakes on a Plane. what's his name?
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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!
Whatever happened to Solange's love child? Isn't it true she had a baby when she was quite young and unmarried? What happened to the poor lil bastard?
Must've been pretty shameful for such a "Christian" family.
I mean the last thing a good Christian family wants is an underage daughter with a baby out of wedlock...unless it's good for publicity of course!
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Well I did some researching on trusty ol' Wikipedia. Evidently she got married at 17, then 8 months later got married to the baby daddy, and later divorced him. Both son and dad are called Daniel.
Swarovski porcupine gorgeousness!
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Plus ça change, plus c'est la même chose.
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