A Christmas Disaster
Solange might have been laughing at the rabid animal sleeping on Beyonce's head (see below), but her big sister got the biggest cackle of the night. You know Beyonce sent Solange out in this holiday disaster. Solange looks like an Urban Outfitters Christmas display gone terribly wrong. That ensemble belongs in the corner of a college dorm room during the holidays. It doesn't belong on a person.
Beyonce totally told Solange she had the perfect outfit for her to wear to Fashion Rocks. Solange should have known better when Beyonce pulled out the dress from a cardboard box labeled "Broke Ass Xmas Decorations." Solange can never win!
Beyonce got Solange again when she made her wear some recycled magazine dress during her performance last night. If you look closely, you can see that the dress was made using Beyonce's old magazine photo spreads. Solange is giving Bey press and she doesn't even know it! The Basement Baby has been duped yet again!
The score is: Beyonce: 1,245 - Solange: -120
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One Knowles sister was MORE than enough. They can both go away now, as far as I'm concerned.
"What you won't do,
do for love.
You tried everything
But you don't get love."
Keep at it Sole, one day, somebody will love you!
Leave her alone!!!! I enjoy a clowns shows.
Submitted by Mr. President on September 6, 2008 - 12:50pm.
After that pic was taken, Liberace's ghost tapped her on the shoulder and said "That's a bit over the top, girlfriend".
You Stupid!!!
Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.
I think this may be a case of someone dressing horribly to get press... I mean come on! She (or someone around her) must know that that looks horrible.
But to be honest Beyonce's hair looks worse.
After that pic was taken, Liberace's ghost tapped her on the shoulder and said "That's a bit over the top, girlfriend".
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
It's kind of cool looking. Sparkle and shinny. I've always envied people who can pull off black because I look like shit in it.
Oh hell, now they're bedazzling ostriches. Call PETA.
Ho needs to get off the street and be a babymomma again. That will keep this shit from happen'n for a while.
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHA
what a horrendous dress!
If she wants to stop being treated like a joke, she needs to stop dressing and acting like one.
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If there's a cure for this, I don't want it
If there's a remedy, I'll run from it
-Diana Ross "Love Hangover"
It makes her head look like the ass end of a peacock. But then again, what doesn't?
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Peter: Whoa, Lois, look at you, you look like Britney Spears. Except you're not a fat guy.
Ever since I saw what a bitch this ho is, she has been getting on my nerves. What a joke.
Looking at that...ummm...cape, I am thinking Phoebe Price's headband threw up big time. Nuclear Vomit.
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RUSTED SHUT. WILL WORK FOR PEENIES!
Looks like Frosty the Snowman sneezed on a mangy bear.
And that's the best compliment I can manage.
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"I guess time seems to stretch out when you don't really give a fuck." -- MK, 07/07/08
It's obvious that she is dying for attention and the only way to get it is to dress like....this. Apparently, bad press is better than no press for her. The desperation rolling off of her is sad. Instead of riding sister's coattails, she should find something else to do.
Oh! oh! oh! I know!
It's a freaking chow chow on her shoulders.
Submitted by DebFrmHell on September 6, 2008 - 9:32am.
My poor car was almost like that! I make jewelry, wire wrapped pendants and such, and yesterday we went rock hunting. that man of mine found a damn boulder of this kick ass rock. he's buying me a new lappy next week so I can start sellin' on ebay and etsy.
-sera-
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JLo, stop hitting me in the mouth with your 12-inch dildo! I'm not going to suck it!
Hot damn, that is a truly spectacular fucked up piece of garment-ry!
I have to admit, she keeps taking it up a notch. Just when you think it can't get any worse....
And she's not half-assing it either. At least she's devoted to the fugliness.
You know what? On stage, I can forgive that peacock dress. It's cute - for ON STAGE. And to be honest - I was just saying what a boring ho Beyonce is (SO much more interesting with all of Destiny's Child) - at least Solange keeps us guessing. Guessing wtf kinda drugs they give her, but interesting at least.
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
She is an absolute vision.
*wonder what had to die to make that outfit possible...*
@Sera,
Why did i get a vision of a boulder in the back of a Kia....its little front wheels were just wagging in the wind...hahaha.
Happy times indeed for the Man!
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RUSTED SHUT. WILL WORK FOR PEENIES!
Holy Shit....WHO is telling these HoBags that this is a good look?? They think they're so EDGY and TRENDY.....Do they not understand people are laughing at them?? They must not care....Oh well...More fun for us....
I find the entire family to be very discontenting.
Solange comes across as being quite rude and stand offish in interviews and appearances. As does Beyonce. And her mother. And her father.
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Are we sure Xtina has not passed on and her final request was to be embalmed standing up holding a bottle of her nasty perfume?- DivasGone
well peeps, I'm gonna split...I'm sure my husband would shit a brick at the way the house looks. Especially since he broke a damn boulder for me yesterday and brought the entire thing home. I think that might warrant some sexies happenin' whenever he gets home.
-sera-
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JLo, stop hitting me in the mouth with your 12-inch dildo! I'm not going to suck it!
I think Beyonce and Bobby Trendy had a bet going.
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The future Mrs. Jensen Ackles.
Her stylist needs to stop listening to the voices in his head.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
"That ensemble belongs in the corner of a college dorm room during the holidays. It doesn't belong on a person."
ROFL! IT'S SO TRUE. I had a broke-ass X-mas tree in teh corner of my dorm last year. I had like 3 branches and always fell over. It was GREAT.
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Keep on keepin' on.
For all you haters, it's....Bible In a Minute!
Submitted by Suki on September 7, 2008 - 1:23am.
Actually that would be Wino.
Solange is just a miserable pawn of her sister's. And I'm sure, her mother.
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The future Mrs. Jensen Ackles.
That whole family has some fucked up taste...could be mommas doing too.
-sera-
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JLo, stop hitting me in the mouth with your 12-inch dildo! I'm not going to suck it!
OMG what a pathetic waste of DNA
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"This is straight up fuckery."
His Holiness MK, 9/03/08
Why didn't she just light her pubes on fire in Columbus Circle? Or might that have been *too* desperate for her?
solange makes me sad.
sigh.
-sera-
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JLo, stop hitting me in the mouth with your 12-inch dildo! I'm not going to suck it!
Jumpin'JeHeeBus!
That is the ass side of ugly.
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RUSTED SHUT. WILL WORK FOR PEENIES!
Looks like Pasta Cat just got skinned and sequined!
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Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats-H.L. Mencken
OMG, A trannies closet exploded on her!!!
...aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...
This would be sad if it wasn't so pathetic.
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The future Mrs. Jensen Ackles.