Teri Snatcher Gives The Greatest Advice

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A possible reason for her expressing an innappropriate amount sexual frankness and openness with her daughter MAY-BE in part do to the fact that when she was a wee lass, her unk or sum such raped her pretty little ass....incestual rape, is bound to fuck up the wiring in your way of communicating about sexual maters with others....including children....if you wanted to do a little amateur psychoanalysis...you could say that maybe she is projecting her own desires of wishing she had a normal healthy happy sex life, which was likely severly screwed up as a result of uncle rape.....have some fucking sympathy and understanding for this woman, you she-apes !!!

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Lamb, innocent and delicious !

"it is the mouth and tongue that provide the pleasure in all cases"

amen.

Submitted by Dirk Diggler on September 7, 2008 - 2:12pm.

"Dance like a teenager..."

As in slam-dancing?

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Somehow I missed that the first time.

Since when you gotta tell a kid to dance like a kid? This advice is more the kind of advice you give when your kids are graduating from college, actually.

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"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork

Submitted by cadebra1961 on September 6, 2008 - 3:20pm.

Cadebra's snarkly translation on Snatcher's retarded comments:
Snatcher said: "Have great sex and eat the chocolate.
**Be a fat slut

Don’t sit on public toilet seats and make sure to floss.
** JUST FASTEN YOUR SOCK SLOTS AND FEED THE TOILET BATS

… Life's too short to stress; you'll be able to get past anything difficult; the sun will rise tomorrow; you are beautiful; you are lovable."
**Life's a bitch and then you die.
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BINGO!

♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork

"Dance like a teenager..."

As in slam-dancing?

Was she advising her 10-year-old to have "great sex" and then eat the chocolate? Or eat the chocolate while having great sex?

Submitted by boomsy on September 6, 2008 - 11:19pm.

It's just you, she has eyes like she hasn't slept since 1996.

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Peter: Whoa, Lois, look at you, you look like Britney Spears. Except you're not a fat guy.

Is it just me or does Teri have eyes like a Muppet character?

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"Someday we'll all be gone but lullabies go on and on...they never die, that's how you and I will be..." -Billy Joel

Submitted by BrownHankyWithW... on September 6, 2008 - 9:18pm.
OMFG her daughter is adorable. I can't wait to see pics of her smoking meth with some dealer up her legally-unknown-parts. I miss L.A.!

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YOu are so wrong mister. She will thrive to be a better Terri. She will have a bigger eating disorder and she will talk about how her life is perfect but won't have any dates or have any friends but her kids from past marriages.....
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OMFG her daughter is adorable. I can't wait to see pics of her smoking meth with some dealer up her legally-unknown-parts. I miss L.A.!
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@ angel -

Sounds like you have a really good balance. Your daughter sounds smart, good on her. :0D

We need more moms likeyou around - and less like Teri!

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snatcher's daughter is cute...ten is a bit young to talk about sex and chocolate isn't it? in any case, i suspect some ten year olds know and do more than i care to think about...
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so pretty. so fat. so sad!!!

@Little miss:

ITA. Gotta strike a balance. I make a point of letting her know what my values are, fersure - sometimes I gotta put my foot down - but when she's on a good path, I generally let her be;)

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"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork

Submitted by angel_i on September 7, 2008 12:56am.

I'm not even prudish, she just makes a point of being comfortable with who she is - regardless of what "society" thinks is acceptable. She knows it makes her uncomfortable and she doesn't try to be something she's not -ie. mature enough to handle it. And I'll always support her in that.
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I think you are doing it brilliantly and it's important to let the child find that "golden middle" herself, i. e. not to be too prudish and strict, but also not to allow too much freedom, so she would think that her behaviour is her own choice, in this case she will not be rebelling.

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I LOATHE her.

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@DAE and Little Miss:

Aw thanks:)

I'm not even prudish, she just makes a point of being comfortable with who she is - regardless of what "society" thinks is acceptable. She knows it makes her uncomfortable and she doesn't try to be something she's not -ie. mature enough to handle it. And I'll always support her in that.

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"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork

Submitted by angel_i on September 6, 2008 - 11:49pm.

I know, right? I think I mentioned this once before but my kid tattles on billboards of all things...she'll say EW! or suddenly turn her head into me when we're walking and then tell me: That poster gots bad words! - it's always the word "sexy".
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That is sooo cute!!!!

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@angel

That's so sweet! Bless her!

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Ten years old? She's encouraging her to have sex before she leaves elementary school!

The best sex advice my mom gave me happened by accident when I was in high school. There was a story in the New York Times about the increase in high school girls giving oral sex. I'm not sure which of us mentioned the article, but my mom said very innocently, "That's terrible. What are the girls getting out of it?"

she is 10. what a mother. dina lohan will win mother of the year compare to lynn or teri. who tell a child that.

Submitted by TheBreakdown on September 6, 2008 - 6:09pm.

Sorry, that came out wrong, I know you're EU fo sho. I meant your next go-around in Par-eeeeee. Open invitation....

If you care to indulge, where are you from?

anastasia beave...

I've been here for damn near a decade. I'm not going anywhere.

I am a heaux in love with the 'pagne!

Have flask, will travel!

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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.

http://societysex.blogspot.com/

On your next go-around there's a bottle of champagne with our name on it. Never EVER met a Dlister in Europe.

And don't try to front- All heaux love champagne!

When the Voodoo Chile was a wee thing of nine, NKOTB was all the rage. She told me, quite matter-of-factly, that Joey McIntyre was sexy. I asked her what she thought that meant, and she said, "It means he's cute" (according to BOP magazine, which was her Bible at the time). I explained it meant more than that, gave a very brief description why, and then made it clear that she would NOT be describing any more boys as "sexy" for QUITE SOME TIME.

She was in college before she used the term "sexy" in front of me again.

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"This isn't going to involve children or hiking, is it?"

anastasia beave...

I am European now, I've been here so long!

And yes, every now and then I like to come and have some Paris.

(not Hilton)

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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.

http://societysex.blogspot.com/

Submitted by TheBreakdown on September 6, 2008 - 5:43pm.

Are you American? (I always assumed you were European)
Do you ever get to Paris?

@DAE$Evil Shoe:

I know, right? I think I mentioned this once before but my kid tattles on billboards of all things...she'll say EW! or suddenly turn her head into me when we're walking and then tell me: That poster gots bad words! - it's always the word "sexy".

♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork

Move over Plato.

"No matter how cynical you become, it's impossible to keep up." - Lily Tomlin

BTW, if Glamour asked me to provide advice to my daughter, it would be:

1) Always take your anti-depressant.
2) Always keep ibuprofen on hand.
3) Price doesn't always equal quality, but DON'T BE CHEAP!

And my final word of advice comes courtesy of DAE:

4) "There are MUCH more important things ... Sex is just a bonus in life.

(P.S.: always give credit when you quote someone; plagiarism is bad)

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"This isn't going to involve children or hiking, is it?"

Americans are too prudish. I had to move somewhere that was more aligned with my heaux-ish ways.

Enter, Europe.

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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.

http://societysex.blogspot.com/

"Submitted by TITS on September 6, 2008 - 3:58pm.

TH wrote a book?

and you READ it?

er... ah... how was it?"

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ROFLMAO!!! ... I read an excerpt printed in one of the magazines -- I want to say it was Redbook or LHJ, but it might have been People. I do recall I was standing in Wal-Mart when I did it, so Snatcher didn't earn any money from my temporary descent into her fuckery.

It was called "Burnt Toast."

http://www.powells.com/biblio/17-9781401302627-0

I'm a librarian, so I have to read everything. I also read Patty Heaton's book when Raymond was still on the air -- she came off as decent, not the batshit-crazy conservative she's since revealed herself to be.

Submitted by EvilShoe on September 6, 2008 - 10:04pm.
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on September 6, 2008 - 4:06pm

I agree. Kids see way too much these days.

On Cartoon Network they are playing the Sports Illustrated SWIMSUIT model commercial! I mean alot!

My son is 7, even he said "MOM, why are they playing that, I don't need to see it" He is wholly annoyed by it. That and how many *girl* commercials they play but still. LOL

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OMG. What the hel?? Jeez, I thought Cartoon Network was better than that.

Props to your 7 year old though. Says a lot for the way society is. Even kids know that this is wrong.

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Somedays I'm A Super BITCH! ~ Xtina, Keeps Getting Better
THE NEW SINGLE!
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Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on September 6, 2008 - 4:06pm

I agree. Kids see way too much these days.

On Cartoon Network they are playing the Sports Illustrated SWIMSUIT model commercial! I mean alot!

My son is 7, even he said "MOM, why are they playing that, I don't need to see it" He is wholly annoyed by it. That and how many *girl* commercials they play but still. LOL

Dear Emerson,

Here's the only advice you'll need, you mother is everything you never want to be.

Now go play and play.....

...aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...

@PSL - I'm on my way!

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"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork

@TITS

I really need to start double checking what I type! lol

;0)

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@PSL

I know, that freaks me out too, especially when it says "sexy" or something. I just want to go to these mother's a slap them.

~♥~Christina Aguilera just Keeps Getting Better ~ 22/9/08~♥~
Somedays I'm A Super BITCH! ~ Xtina, Keeps Getting Better
THE NEW SINGLE!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-O9G3JB8FG4

angel darling, IG sent you an MS message, telling you who I am....come find me!

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I ask myself, is all hope lost? Is there only pain and hatred, and misery? And each time I feel like this inside, there's one thing I want to know- what's so funny 'bout peace love and understanding?

@ Cadebra1961 - "** JUST FASTEN YOUR SOCK SLOTS AND FEED THE TOILET BATS "

I have no idea what that phrase means, but it has got me cracking up like crazy right now! Brilliantly hilarious!

*makes mental note to follow this awesome life advice*

O yeah...and Penn&Teller already proved that your hands are a hundred times dirtier than your ass. Sitting on toilet seats is not that bad.

It sounds kinda like she's stuck in the 70s.

♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork

Aww, her daughter has her original nose...

"Don't eat after 7 p.m."
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Thanks, Terri.

I'll be sure to pass this little gem of advice on to the many, many Americans out there working two jobs well into the late -night hours in order to support their families.

I guess instead of eating their dinner at 2am (the only time they can), they should be focusing more on avoiding weight gain than trying to scrape by and live their lives.

Dumb asshole.

DAE, I agree....kids see/hear too much, too soon these days.

I get creeped out when I see a little girl wearing shorts or pants with something written on the ass.....it is NOT appropriate.

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I ask myself, is all hope lost? Is there only pain and hatred, and misery? And each time I feel like this inside, there's one thing I want to know- what's so funny 'bout peace love and understanding?

Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on September 6, 2008 - 1:06pm.

@oklahoma

Thank God, that's a only a movie. I could totally see some hick "mother" doing that tough.

I totally agree. Children should be allowed to be children. Not forced to frow up so soon.
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She's teaching her spawn how to be bulimic?
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Dumb slut botox eating whore.

Oh, and wouldn't a responsible mother teach her child to PAPER a public toilet seat rather than squat over it?

She doesn't even instruct the poor thing to clutch her bag between her teeth in case somebody swipes it from the next stall.

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@oklahoma

Thank God, that's a only a movie. I could totally see some hick "mother" doing that tough.

I totally agree. Children should be allowed to be children. Not forced to frow up so soon. It creeps me out when I see little girls getting tans & talking about being skinny. Children grow up too fast these days, they really do.

~♥~Christina Aguilera just Keeps Getting Better ~ 22/9/08~♥~
Somedays I'm A Super BITCH! ~ Xtina, Keeps Getting Better
THE NEW SINGLE!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-O9G3JB8FG4

I wonder if she also told her to only snort the good stuff?

Submitted by Madam Pince on September 6, 2008 - 10:30am.

This bitch has never had any restraint or sense when talking about sex. In her book,
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TH wrote a book?

and you READ it?

er... ah... how was it?

Oh, great. She's one of those women who pees all over the toilet seat.

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One cut deeper to tear the past away
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Submitted by Gonnaburn... on September 6, 2008 - 2:45pm.

Comments like that make me feel better about America, although they'll probably make an American version of that at some point. On the other hand, we already have Rock of Love and Tila Tequila and Flavor of Love, where the parents learn embarrassing sexual things about their kids. Well, we still have Japanese game shows to make fun of.