Beauty And The Fucking Beast
Evan Rachel Wood must have a thing for washed up fugly ass hatchetfaces. What in the wad of hot Play-Doh hell is going on with Mickey Rourke's face?! His mug must have caught fire and someone tried to put it out with an ice pick. I swear, I'm convinced his face was a gift from Lucifer.
Here's Beauty and the Beast at the premiere of "The Wrestler." at The Venice Film Festival thingee last night. Looks like the poor bastard just spent all afternoon on the pot trying to push out a growling beast of a turd. People just don't get all sweaty and glistening like that for nothing.
If I was an interviewer on the red carpet, I would ask her, "What's it like to kiss your Frankenstein Pepaw?" She would reply, "It's not so bad, It's a lot better than sucking face with your older goth sister. Mickey has experience."
That being said, I would NOT hit it. Okay, maybe I would. But only the tip and only from the back!
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Somebody must have hit him in the face with a bucket full of assholes and they all stuck.
I think his cig got stuck to his lower lip, and he had to tear it off.....
repite conmigo "daddy fucking issues" énfasis en "daddy fucking"
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P.H.: 'Dis is Egyptian Cotton, mudday-fuk... 2-20 thread. 'Dis is half your shitty-ass paycheck.
J.S.: You wouldn't know Egyptian cotton if Pharaoh himself gave it to you, you knock-off wearing motherfucker
His film won top prize at the festival. Congrats Leatherface.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Barf. She's such an attention whore.
She looks so beautiful..and he looks like Hot GArbage! ~Pain is Beauty
It seems that Mickey Rourke might hit it really big with "The Wrestler".
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It's a cryin shame what happened to him.
He used to look just like Andrew McCarthy, back in the 80's. couple of real hotties.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mc_KPPTJB5o&feature=related
Nowadays.. not so much. :(
He is terrifying looking.
But he's supposed to be amazing in this film, The Wrester.
It just won the top honor (Golden Lion) at the Berlin Film Festival.
Goodbye, Cinzano...
I just saw the photo of him on her neck...
*runs away screaming*
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Dick happens! - MK
Submitted by Newportjoey on September 7, 2008 - 9:54pm.
And you CAN smell his tobacco old man stank....all the way here in Atlanta. Get some Fabrezze
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LOL, I said earlier I could smell him all the way here in Australia!
My guees is she was paid $4k to "escort" him for the evening. And you CAN smell his tobacco old man stank....all the way here in Atlanta. Get some Fabrezze
"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I."
who is this man.....evan rachel woods is simpy looking great see out of the box news at www.entertainroom.com if u r bored
LMAO MK... Angel Heart was good in its day too. The alcohol and drugs and plastic surgery and boxing punches to the face have taken their toll.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
I told ya I was trouble...
He was great in "Diner" too. Now his bloated face is unrecognizable. We have a whole generation of plastic surgery disasters and he is at the top of the list. That ill-fitting striped tux completes the fug-a-thon.
But if you guys can just take a sec and remember how utterly beautiful and endlessly fuckable Mickey Rourke was before he completely demolished his face, body and brains, you would realise what a tremendous and infuriating tragedy it is. No, I'm not entirely superficial, I'm just saying, my god Mickey you FUCKING MORON!!!
It's like, he's not the original Mickey. I want my old Mickey! Marlon Brando did the same kinda thing to us all, turning himself into a gigantic toad when he used to be so heart-stoppingly beautiful.
The 9 1/2 Weeks, Barfly, Pope of Greenwich Village, Rumble Fish, Wild Orchid Mickey Rourke, that's who I miss, I mourn that Mickey Rourke like he died years ago. THAT's the Mickey I'd have given a minor appendage just to have had the opportunity to have (close and meaningful and downright dirty) sex with, but not this Nowadays Mickey. Nowadays Mickey scares the fuck right outta me, even though I know he's a truly gifted actor, a real artist.
A real SCARY looking motherfucking artist. But an artist, all the same.
Mick is a real party animal and babe magnet.
He should go with Wino and pre-order their coffins now.
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SIGH, and to think, Mickey Rourke used to look like he does here in my avie...
Fuck, he was the hotness then. See, kiddies, this is what alcohol/drug/plastic surgery abuse can do to you! DON'T LET THIS HAPPEN TO YOU.
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"Paris is fucking lame. She's more offensive to me than anything. She's a total, raging, disgusting, rich, lazy party slut. I pray that my daughter will not turn out like her." - Dave Grohl
Is that nicotine gum stuck to his rings? I can smell him all the ways from here. They should lock him and Lily Allen in a room so they can snort each other under the table.
Submitted by vanyvrgs on September 6, 2008 - 11:46pm.
Until the cat starts duct taping it's ass shut everytime you walk in with a six pack.
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Peter: Whoa, Lois, look at you, you look like Britney Spears. Except you're not a fat guy.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on September 6, 2008 - 11:35pm
What negative aspects? If you live by yourself with your cat, there are none.... ____________________________________________
Rudeness is a weak man's imitation of strenght.
An Eye for an Eye Leaves Everybody Blind!
Save an animal in a shelter: Http://dogsindanger.com
Submitted by vanyvrgs on September 6, 2008 - 11:31pm.
I'm also a huge fan of alcoholism, but everyone always focuses on the negative aspects.
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Peter: Whoa, Lois, look at you, you look like Britney Spears. Except you're not a fat guy.
Submitted by boomsy on September 6, 2008 - 11:25pm.
Submitted by vanyvrgs on September 6, 2008 - 10:21pm
Argh the memories... is she still with Marilyn Manson? I am going to wiki this shit... ____________________________________________
Rudeness is a weak man's imitation of strenght.
An Eye for an Eye Leaves Everybody Blind!
Save an animal in a shelter: Http://dogsindanger.com
Submitted by Team Valtrex on September 6, 2008 - 11:24pm.
I was not a big fan of Sin City..... it was Ok. Now if you would have said the Pope of Greenwich Village or Year of the Dragon or Barfly. THat mess is a good actor too bad he went back to boxing, is a spousal abuser and well had all that work after he fucked up his face. I am also pretty certain he is an alcoholic. Like I said, I cannot totally hate, in the 80's I loved him.
ERW, alhtough she can act, is my new version of Rose McGowan (who can't).____________________________________________
Rudeness is a weak man's imitation of strenght.
An Eye for an Eye Leaves Everybody Blind!
Save an animal in a shelter: Http://dogsindanger.com
Submitted by vanyvrgs on September 6, 2008 - 10:21pm
I'll have to agree with you; that 'Heart Shaped Glasses' video was rather raunchy and nasty. She's gonna regret doing it one day.
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"Someday we'll all be gone but lullabies go on and on...they never die, that's how you and I will be..." -Billy Joel
Submitted by vanyvrgs on September 6, 2008 - 11:21pm.
He also kicked serious ass in Sin City. That and Jessica Alba in leather chaps.
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Peter: Whoa, Lois, look at you, you look like Britney Spears. Except you're not a fat guy.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on September 6, 2008 - 11:10pm.
Submitted by vanyvrgs on September 6, 2008 - 11:05pm
Grabbing torch. He does look like shit, but he was in Angel Heart and I cannot totally hate. Now ERW, at 17 got involved with MArilyn MAnson, even uglier than this man, and well Ditta ran away in a hurry. Hell I am not saying there were no problems in Dittas and MMs marriage but this kid has no soul (or her parents sucked at rearing her).
Submitted by boomsy on September 6, 2008 - 11:12pm.
To me she is a little girl lost, but not an idiot. She has gotten into a lot of shit and the fact that she looks good in this long green dress does not make her pretty to me.
Honestly, I do not know why I dislike ERW, maybe it was that MM video, when they have sex, but she disgusts me.
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Rudeness is a weak man's imitation of strenght.
An Eye for an Eye Leaves Everybody Blind!
Save an animal in a shelter: Http://dogsindanger.com
LMAO @TV
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"Someday we'll all be gone but lullabies go on and on...they never die, that's how you and I will be..." -Billy Joel
Submitted by boomsy on September 6, 2008 - 11:16pm.
For real, that's too much like Jessica Simpson's junior prom for me.
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Peter: Whoa, Lois, look at you, you look like Britney Spears. Except you're not a fat guy.
Submitted by Shoebox on September 6, 2008 - 10:13pm
Just looks like nuzzling to me, but I still can't get over the whole them being touchy feely when they were father/daughter in the movie.
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"Someday we'll all be gone but lullabies go on and on...they never die, that's how you and I will be..." -Billy Joel
Is he licking her neck in the second photo? ewwness if he is.....Its just my pop blocker won't let me make it bigger, but then again I don't feel like getting sick
"My significant other right now is myself, which is what happens when you suffer from multiple personality disorder and self-obsession."
Submitted by vanyvrgs on September 6, 2008 - 10:05pm
She DOES seem like she could be an evil little bitch, doesn't she.
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"Someday we'll all be gone but lullabies go on and on...they never die, that's how you and I will be..." -Billy Joel
Submitted by vanyvrgs on September 6, 2008 - 11:05pm.
The villagers aren't angry until they grab their torches and pitchforks. Mickey looks oopah doopah though.
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Peter: Whoa, Lois, look at you, you look like Britney Spears. Except you're not a fat guy.
WTF? I am not sure who is the beauty and who is the beast here... yep, Johnny Angel looks like crap, but ERW is ugly inside.... It is a toss up....
Oh and hello bitches... what are you discussing? Scientology? I brought my Dianetics.... LOL
Oh and TV, hello, plenty of angry people here, mostly cause MK called ERW a beauty. LOL. That bitch and her boyfriend MM are at a minimum together, less pretty than this man... ok is a tie.____________________________________________
Rudeness is a weak man's imitation of strenght.
An Eye for an Eye Leaves Everybody Blind!
Save an animal in a shelter: Http://dogsindanger.com
Never any angry villagers around when you need them.
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Peter: Whoa, Lois, look at you, you look like Britney Spears. Except you're not a fat guy.
Submitted by Sandbitch on September 6, 2008 - 5:09pm.
It sucks fer sure. Little miss in the mask is a tad too radical the other way, for my taste.
Cunts that wear hoods and masks have something to hide.
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Have you researched Scientology? If so, you would know WHY they wear masks and try to hide their identity. Scientologists have harassed, bullied and sued many people who have protested or spoke out against them.
It's a cult and a business, not a legit religion. I am glad people are speaking out against those frauds.
Submitted by Sandbitch on September 6, 2008 - 8:56pm
I can understand the sweater (most theaters are cold) but honestly the whole outfit's kinda crazy looking.
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"Someday we'll all be gone but lullabies go on and on...they never die, that's how you and I will be..." -Billy Joel
Submitted by boomsy on September 7, 2008 - 11:37am.
Totally off topic: So I got bored and went to JJ and look what I found...someone's looking knocked up....
http://justjared.buzznet.com/gallery/photos.php?yr=2008&mon=09&evt=holme...
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Doesn't she just! Seriously though, who would wear that in Summer? Crazy person.
Ok, did more reading...she's playing his DAUGHTER in the film and he's all over her like that? That's kinda nasty...
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"Someday we'll all be gone but lullabies go on and on...they never die, that's how you and I will be..." -Billy Joel
She's a creepy chick
Submitted by boomsy on September 6, 2008 - 9:37pm.
Hot shoes... my vote for baby #2 name:
Zenu: Warrior Princess
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I POOP RAINBOWS
Totally off topic: So I got bored and went to JJ and look what I found...someone's looking knocked up....
http://justjared.buzznet.com/gallery/photos.php?yr=2008&mon=09&evt=holme...
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"Someday we'll all be gone but lullabies go on and on...they never die, that's how you and I will be..." -Billy Joel
That's nothing, I've seen Perez rip posts from here almost verbatim piccies & all.
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Pearls of Wisdom from JJ - "If ass-holes could fly, you guys would be an airport"
Submitted by Lipstick on September 7, 2008 - 11:22am.
Hmmm.... Someone's stealing MK's posts.
http://www.gossiprocks.com/forum/latest-gossip/81374-evan-rachel-wood-mi...
Will someone send this to MK? I'm too lazy.
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Ha! "They" say imitation is the best form of flattery. And those who can't, copy.
Ahhh...They actually quoted MK. Okay, then. Still, why can't they write themselves?
I put Ziggaaay to sleep. I'm handy like that.
Submitted by ZiggyStardust on September 7, 2008 - 10:52am.
Yes Sandbitch, I am. Currently sitting at my computer trying to figure out why I can't sleep even though my eyes are on fire. :)
Why do you ask?
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Well, because I'm a brit. Living in Aus. And I'm homesick. Get this though...
I'm homesick for LUTON!!
Come dance with me Ziggaaay. Golden Years, A Knight's Tale.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=MlPpFPxti5Q
Hmmm.... Someone's stealing MK's posts.
http://www.gossiprocks.com/forum/latest-gossip/81374-evan-rachel-wood-mi...
Will someone send this to MK? I'm too lazy.
Sorry Snowblood, I forgot to conclude with the point of that post!
Half of that post should seem fairly reasonable to all but the most confused of individuals.
The other half is bollocks.
We can use these simple signs to chart a path through the myriad of opinions that we are sure to encounter on every visit to Dlisted. Just remember that bollocks are often sweaty and wrinkled, much like the minds that produce the latter.
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Are we sure Xtina has not passed on and her final request was to be embalmed standing up holding a bottle of her nasty perfume?- DivasGone
Submitted by Snowblood on September 7, 2008 - 12:53am.
First of all, it's generally not a good idea to reach for the bottle when one's mind is unsettled. It's very difficult to process information and derive conclusions when your intoxicated.
Wonky GABA receptors are not conductive to cogent thinking.
As we know, alcohol was introduced by the evil space-psychiatrist Cunty Badman. How do we know this? It's quite simple really, and the matter needs no further elucidation.
The point is, that when toilet-thetans fly, your but is sure to flop.
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Are we sure Xtina has not passed on and her final request was to be embalmed standing up holding a bottle of her nasty perfume?- DivasGone