Beauty And The Fucking Beast
Evan Rachel Wood must have a thing for washed up fugly ass hatchetfaces. What in the wad of hot Play-Doh hell is going on with Mickey Rourke's face?! His mug must have caught fire and someone tried to put it out with an ice pick. I swear, I'm convinced his face was a gift from Lucifer.
Here's Beauty and the Beast at the premiere of "The Wrestler." at The Venice Film Festival thingee last night. Looks like the poor bastard just spent all afternoon on the pot trying to push out a growling beast of a turd. People just don't get all sweaty and glistening like that for nothing.
If I was an interviewer on the red carpet, I would ask her, "What's it like to kiss your Frankenstein Pepaw?" She would reply, "It's not so bad, It's a lot better than sucking face with your older goth sister. Mickey has experience."
That being said, I would NOT hit it. Okay, maybe I would. But only the tip and only from the back!
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@ Mike - thanks, O.K., good, whew. I was seriously trippin' there for a second. It was all just so - damn confusing, and you know how those tricky dickless bastards try and mind-fuck the unsuspecting public in order to get them to pay attention to their insanity.
'K, back to Christian the Lion ...
Submitted by Snowblood on September 6, 2008 - 8:53pm.
I'm not aware of any regular commenter who's pro-Scientology, much less an actual Scientologist.
Dan Rather to journalists: you're doing it wrong
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YhHYR12doXg
I'm seriously confused right now, about the $cientology-talk - so, WHO is it here right now who's the actual $cientog and who's not? Is Little Miss pretending to be against the cult, but is really advertising FOR it? Is this some new sick form of reverse-psychology advertising?
I really don't want to click that link, that murderous cult freaks me out to the point that I don't even want to endanger my computer to whatever supersleuthing fucking mondo-virus might be lurking there.
I'm damn confused. Who's the good guy commenting right now, and who's the hidden $scientolobot? I'm a new commentor at DListed, so I haven't had a chance to get to know all the safe, down-with-it REAL people regulars here. Help!! Regulars! Help!! Who's this LittleMiss? Is this a pretend anti-$scientog but actuially really a real one? Or, is it someone else here? Who, who??
SO fucking confusing. Time for a drink. Life's so much clearer after a glass of wine or five.
Yes Sandbitch, I am. Currently sitting at my computer trying to figure out why I can't sleep even though my eyes are on fire. :)
Why do you ask?
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Are we sure Xtina has not passed on and her final request was to be embalmed standing up holding a bottle of her nasty perfume?- DivasGone
Hey Ziggaaaay - are you in da UK?
Submitted by Little miss on September 6, 2008 - 10:41pm
Umm, the Scientology protests are a complete waste of time.
If Scientology can withstand multi-million dollar law suits then a group of internet do-gooders (and I use that term in the most INSINCERE way possible - methinks the ego is always craving sustenance) in their Hallowe'en costumes have no chance in hell.
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Are we sure Xtina has not passed on and her final request was to be embalmed standing up holding a bottle of her nasty perfume?- DivasGone
sorry - maybe if MK posted something new, we could focus our attention on something else..........
Evan looks good in these pictures, normally she looks like a little kid who got into her mother's red lipstick
"Sometimes evil drives a minivan."
PS. You funny, Sandbitch.
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
Submitted by super-ette on September 6, 2008 - 8:34pm.
These two are co-stars in the film they are promoting. They're just posing on the red carpet - they aren't dating.
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Party Pooper!
I don't want the truth! I can't HANDLE the TRUTH!
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
These two are co-stars in the film they are promoting. They're just posing on the red carpet - they aren't dating.
"Sometimes evil drives a minivan."
Submitted by Little miss on September 6, 2008 - 8:22pm.
We don't need a flack, we are a Legion.
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Um...a friendly note - honest.
Christians will be calling you the Devil in 3...2...
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
hajhhahhhaaahaaa
I have your I.P.
Hey DAE, I just listened to Xtina's new song. I like it a lot! I left a msg for you on youtube *smooch*
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Some days I'm a super bitch
Up to my old tricks
But it won't last forever
Next day I'm your super girl
Out to save the world
And it keeps getting better
Submitted by Sandbitch on September 7, 2008 - 1:27am.
Submitted by Snarky on September 7, 2008 - 9:22am.
Scientology is cookoo
Atheism is where its at :)
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There ya go. I take it your not going to take to the streets on 13/11 and protest either?
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And only a Scienobot would talk others off of going to the protests.
"You're going to have to take some flack for hawking your message full time. Me, I'll get bored soon..."
We don't need a flack, we are a Legion. Each independent member is hawking "the message" whenever she/he feels like it.
You're the one who is getting paid here. Accusing me of being a fat guy behind the mask? A typical Scientobot pattern behaviour.
Now if you will exqueeze me, had a pleasure talking to you. ;-)
P. S. Xenu is watching you!
P.P.S. Mike - there you are, my pentecoastal, I missed you! Smooch!))
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Raise against $cientology - Sep. 13th worldwide protest - Also in your city.
http://forums.enturbulation.org/176-september-13th-protest/
Submitted by mike on September 7, 2008 - 10:04am.
Submitted by Mr. President on September 6, 2008 - 8:00pm.
Scientology is not a global threat. It's no more serious than telemarketing fraud, basically.
Exactly. If you want to worry about someone's faith/belief system, worry about Christian fundamentalists (or Jewish fundamentalist, or Muslim fundamentalists).
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Halle Berry Looja! What date is it? Something/eleven?
Shouldn't the Scientology symbol be $?
~♥~Christina Aguilera just Keeps Getting Better ~ 22/9/08~♥~
Somedays I'm A Super BITCH! ~ Xtina, Keeps Getting Better
THE NEW SINGLE!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-O9G3JB8FG4
Submitted by Mr. President on September 6, 2008 - 8:00pm.
Scientology is not a global threat. It's no more serious than telemarketing fraud, basically.
Exactly. If you want to worry about someone's faith/belief system, worry about Christian fundamentalists (or Jewish fundamentalist, or Muslim fundamentalists).
aaeeeeiahhh Caladonia's avie is freaking me owt!
"Scientology is a religion guaranteed by the consistution of the United States."
So was the Heaven's Gate group and the People's Temple that founded Jonestown and look how they both ended up:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jonestown
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heaven%27s_Gate_(religious_group)
The "Church" of Scientology is banned in several countries (for good reasons!): http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scientology#Status_by_Country
Submitted by islandgirl on September 6, 2008 - 7:53pm.
angel_i, well said. ♥
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Thanks IG - and just so you know - I LUVS your skeery clowns. They get a pass:D
Oops. I mean DV8s! You sent me hotness. YUM!
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
Woah!! When did she and Marilyn Manson breakup??? I totally missed that!!!
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Scientology is not a global threat. It's no more serious than telemarketing fraud, basically.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Apologies all. LOL
Sandbitch
You're a funny hor! ...
And I'm not being sarcastic
Submitted by angel_i on September 7, 2008 -1:50am.
I do believe in making sure people are educated enough that when bullshit crosses their path they step over it and not wade in it.
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That's right. That's why Anonymous and many other anti-scintology sites and orgs keep educating on this topic.
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Raise against $cientology - Sep. 13th worldwide protest - Also in your city.
http://forums.enturbulation.org/176-september-13th-protest/
Submitted by Sandbitch on September 6, 2008 - 7:46pm.
3-2-1
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LOL!
Now because I am a fence sitter (and I get to see EVERYTHING roll by that way) I will say - she prolly only keeps it because she's gotta represent, you know? If you're on a baseball team you don't refuse to wear the uniform cuz you don't like the colours, you know.
PS. Pretty soon I'm gonna get uppity about all the clown bashing! Trust. (;p)
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
angel_i, well said. ♥
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"I wouldn't go in the front room at the moment, I suspect your brother's having a bit of how's your father with his new girlfriend."
Submitted by Sandbitch on September 7, 2008 - 1:46am.
3-2-1
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Oh, is it Christmas yet on you alien planet? Too early for Santa Anon here though!
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Raise against $cientology - Sep. 13th worldwide protest - Also in your city.
http://forums.enturbulation.org/176-september-13th-protest/
Submitted by Little miss on September 6, 2008 - 7:44pm.
angel_i - don't be so naive sweetheart! No normal person calles a Cult - "religion" 'officially' according to the law.
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Ok...I'm not going to address all of that cuz it's just too much. But I will be honest - for me Scientology and Anon relates roughly as Republican and Democrat. I can't really endorse any organization that's sole purpose is to bring another one down because that goes directly against my values. I believe the last thing we need is more war. I do believe in making sure people are educated enough that when bullshit crosses their path they step over it and not wade in it.
But LEGALLY - Scientology is a religion. Do I believe it is a religion - no. I believe it is a cult. In the eyes of the law (which seems to very rarely mirror what I see in mine own eyes), tho, it is a religion.
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
Sandbitch. Much less creepy. Perhaps the Anons can hire you as a stylist.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
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anybody who can stomach fucking marilyn manson is strong enough to stomach having mickey rourke and oozing open sore lips coming at them...i want to vomit...
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so pretty. so fat. so sad!!!
angel_i - don't be so naive sweetheart! No normal person calles a Cult - "religion" 'officially' according to the law.
And no normal person asks an Anon to take the mask off. That is just an absurd.
If someone is really interested in helping the cause - she will get her azz up and get to the next city for the protests, not bullying the org. for not finding their village on the global protests city plan.
No normal person would accuse Inturbulation for pricing - we only take donations and it's not obligatory. So it was just a bluff.
Normal person understands, that "Animated GIFs" often contain exe. files, which newbie Anons copy to their pc's and get hooked by Scielons' trojan horses to proceed with the "Fair Game" policy.
They tried to get me to click on their Youtube link to get my IP and nickname. Boohoo fucktards.
Lara was a hardcore :-)
Now if anyone else feels like there were no Scielons here - it's fine with me. We're in a "free" and "democratic" country and everybody has a right to express their onions.
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Raise against $cientology - Sep. 13th worldwide protest - Also in your city.
http://forums.enturbulation.org/176-september-13th-protest/
Those masks ARE creepy, but have ya seen the bake on Mickey Rourke?
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"I wouldn't go in the front room at the moment, I suspect your brother's having a bit of how's your father with his new girlfriend."
Submitted by Little Miss: You know what? You are right. I also find these creepy masks creepy. I even wrote a letter a long time ago to change it to something not so CREEPY!!! But it was already too late for Anonimous to change the "trade sign", so they decided to leave the masks. Oh well, at least Scientos feel CREEPY when they see us!
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Interesting. So why on earth then, do you "wear" it as an avie/advert in here? You're going to have to take some flack for hawking your message full time. Me, I'll get bored soon...
That's what I thought, although maybe my microchip needs replaced.
I agree Gonnaburn. Scientology is pretty much a fringe cult with a very limited following. Their only power base is among mostly closeted Hollywood gays and their friends. Their political influence is precisely nil.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Was this before or after V for Vendetta came out? Ok- Symbolic V and symbolic Guy Fawkes... Personally, I don't see my world being infiltrated by Sciencos- maybe a bit overkill.
Submitted by Snarky on September 7, 2008 - 9:22am.
Scientology is cookoo
Atheism is where its at :)
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There ya go. I take it your not going to take to the streets on 13/11 and protest either?
Well, bang me with a baseball bat, this place is full of scientologisters.
Submitted by Mr. President on September 7, 2008 - 1:20am.
Sandbitch: Yeah, I'm no fan of Scientology, but the masks are kind of creepy.
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You know what? You are right. I also find these creepy masks creepy. I even wrote a letter a long time ago to change it to something not so CREEPY!!! But it was already too late for Anonimous to change the "trade sign", so they decided to leave the masks. Oh well, at least Scientos feel CREEPY when they see us!
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Raise against $cientology - Sep. 13th worldwide protest - Also in your city.
http://forums.enturbulation.org/176-september-13th-protest/
O no, Little miss! Don't be crazy!
They're just talking about 'officially' according to the law. I promise you - they are not Scieno$. They're talking about facts - not how they feel.
LOL, like I know! But I do!
I'm reading back and Sandbitch is just feeling overwhelmed - seems like everyone's got a hand out these days and heyheyheyangel sounds like she might have offered some support but felt cockblocked....I din't see lara but what I've seen in the past doesn't look so skeery!
Scieno$ must REALLY upset you. I can understand that...but these bitches be harmless. Really.
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
I love this olive dress, fabric, and color is fabulous.
Scientology is cookoo
Atheism is where its at :)
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Frankenstein would want your mind; your lovely head
Sandbitch: Yeah, I'm no fan of Scientology, but the masks are kind of creepy.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
angel_i - those are for sure nasty Scielons, because only Scielons ever call Cult of Scientology a "religion". That's, like, the ultimate sign of Scientofuckery IT department.
Someone has got to guard this place with a baseball bat, until the last Scielon will crawl back under their rock and keep it all nicey nicey quiet.
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Raise against $cientology - Sep. 13th worldwide protest - Also in your city.
http://forums.enturbulation.org/176-september-13th-protest/
boy i used to love miki until heard he was a ego maniac and a woman beater. i've heard other not so good things about him and i am sorry to say: that car accident was a form of punishment.
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Whatever happened to Barbado Slim?
In Re: the Scienco- When MK posted that crazy link with Tommy touting Scienco, it was nuts. It said they could cure drug addiction and establish world peace. No thorough explanation of ANYTHING. Then another poster left and Anti-Scienco site and it talked about slaves on boats or something. For reals? I can handle crazy celebs worshiping aliens and shit, but is it truly some insidious world order?
Submitted by Sandbitch on September 6, 2008 - 6:33pm.
Scientology is a religion guaranteed by the consistution of the United States. I think that's what he said.
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You're right. It's the only way they could get charitable status. You gotta be a church, a school or, like, a shelter (whatever you call that). I think you need a license before you can be a school, tho.
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
It sucks fer sure. Little miss in the mask is a tad too radical the other way, for my taste.
Cunts that wear hoods and masks have something to hide.
Little Miss: I think you got it wrong.
I don't think they're Scienos...I think they're just saying: Beware anyone who's asking for your money to save the world. You know?
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork