Beauty And The Fucking Beast
Evan Rachel Wood must have a thing for washed up fugly ass hatchetfaces. What in the wad of hot Play-Doh hell is going on with Mickey Rourke's face?! His mug must have caught fire and someone tried to put it out with an ice pick. I swear, I'm convinced his face was a gift from Lucifer.
Here's Beauty and the Beast at the premiere of "The Wrestler." at The Venice Film Festival thingee last night. Looks like the poor bastard just spent all afternoon on the pot trying to push out a growling beast of a turd. People just don't get all sweaty and glistening like that for nothing.
If I was an interviewer on the red carpet, I would ask her, "What's it like to kiss your Frankenstein Pepaw?" She would reply, "It's not so bad, It's a lot better than sucking face with your older goth sister. Mickey has experience."
That being said, I would NOT hit it. Okay, maybe I would. But only the tip and only from the back!
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Submitted by heyheyheyangel on September 6, 2008 - 5:59pm.
I clicked the scientology link. Its not also in my area. Just saying, guh. What a let down and also false advertising.
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Ok...so you guys or fighting or something. Coolio.
But I don't get this post - the link lists a WHOLE bunch of places and then The Rest of the World....
Where could you possibly live?
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Submitted by aquarius on September 7, 200812:54am.
What's going on? I thought everyone here agreed that Scientology sucks.
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Well, Ladies, apparently not everyone!
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aquarius, I'm pretty sure everyone does. Something got lost in translation, I think. YIKES!!
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"I wouldn't go in the front room at the moment, I suspect your brother's having a bit of how's your father with his new girlfriend."
What's going on? I thought everyone here agreed that Scientology sucks.
Submitted by Sandbitch on September 7, 2008 - 12:36am.
Watch the clip!
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-"Give us all your moneys!"
-"Clean the toilet!"
-"Make an Abortion!"
-"Eat shit and die!"
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Submitted by Sandbitch on September 6, 2008 - 11:43pm.
I'm probably going to regret this but "Raise against scientology?"
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Exactly! You are going to regret this. Aaaand, keep in mind you Scielons, that Scientology stores all your crimes and dirrrty secrets in folders, tapes and videos. Just like all David Miscarriages' tech strategies, Hubbards books and Scientology high profile crimes in the past - one shiny bright day it will all land on the Internet. Thanks to us, the Anonymous.
-what are your crimes? ;-)
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Scientology has never been a religion. Scientology is a Cult and Sect.
Precisely. So considering the Scientology spokesbitch got that wee fact wrong...
Watch the clip!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gE3Y4JwJ0jM
Scientology has never been a religion. Scientology is a gangerous, manipulative, criminal Cult and a Sect.
So pop your Vicodin and go to your lonely, separated cell/bed and count aliens if you can't sleep. But excuse us from your presence here.
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Submitted by Little miss on September 7, 2008 - 8:17am.
heyheyheyangel, Sandbitch, Lara - don't you $cientofags forget to sell the last pair of your panties on Ebay, to pay for your $ciento- courses. Also don't forget that one day Xenu will getcha.
*ROFLMTO*
Little (middle aged fat guy) Miss, you've probably already seen this clip from the BBC doco Scientology & Me. It's a classic. I reckon the scientology dude has had plastic surgery so he looks like his hero, Maverick. Scientology is a religion guaranteed by the consistution of the United States. I think that's what he said.
"Right here, right now, I'm angry, REAL angry"
www.youtube.com/watch?v=gE3Y4JwJ0jM
heyheyheyangel, Sandbitch, Lara - don't you $cientofags forget to sell the last pair of your panties on Ebay, to pay for your $ciento- courses. Also don't forget that one day Xenu will getcha.
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Advertise with Enturbulation
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* Computer Geeks
* College Students
* Activists
* Animated GIFs may be rejected if they are "seizure inducing".
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About the same as the Church of $cientology, but gooder.
HEY! WE WEAR MASKS!
It's ok little miss. We understand that your forum over there must be mind numbingly boring, and that is why you come on over and visit us. Now c'mon take off the fucking mask. You're not a little miss!
Submitted by rotten_egg on September 6, 2008 - 4:39pm.
-"Submitted by Gonnaburn... on September 6, 2008 - 7:57pm.
Wasn't Ditta a low- rent Rose? That makes Evan like HUD worthy."
Um.. I don't know who Rose is. Hehe.
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Rose McGowan. Amazing one-legged chick from Grindhouse? I used to think she was a low-rent Winona Ryder, until (I hate to say this) Winona Ryder became a low-rent Winona Ryder.
Submitted by rotten_egg on September 6, 2008 - 4:39pm
Sorry- I meant Rose McGowan, Manson's fiance pre-Ditta. She and Ditta look almost identical. Anyway, I agree ERW is a chameleon and changes her look depending who she's with. I guess she needs to start doing some serious meth to catch up to Mickey.
Submitted by heyheyheyangel on September 6, 2008 - 11:55pm.
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It states clearly "city", not a "village". Write Enturbulation a complain. --duh
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He is not as hot as he was in 9 1/2 weeks but I would still fawk him and he is known to be great in the sack so Hell yes,I would do him.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
I clicked the scientology link. Its not also in my area. Just saying, guh. What a let down and also false advertising.
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I WILL EAT YOUR BABIES BITCH!
That lip thing is extremely disconcerting. Could he not have at least smothered it with industrial-strength body makeup or something? It kinda looks like a crackpipe burn. Or a herpes sore made worse by accidentally sucking on the wrong end of a hot crackpipe.
DAMmit, Mickey!! Fuck. FUCK YOU!! For DOING this to your looks!!! WHAT a waste of a once so sexy hot guy. At least he's still a great actor. Loved him in Sin City.
I clicked the scientology link. Its not also in my area. Just saying, guh. What a let down and also false advertising.
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Submitted by Sandbitch on September 6, 2008 - 11:43pm.
Submitted by Little miss
Raise against $cientology - Sep. 13th worldwide protest - Also in your city
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I'm probably going to regret this but "Raise against scientology?"
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Every good cause needs a bit of PR and support, so it can help the world go round in the RIGHT direction.
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Her father obviously did not beat her enough as a child.
Why is she wasting her few years of gorg on this coked out monstrosity?!
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Submitted by Little miss
Raise against $cientology - Sep. 13th worldwide protest - Also in your city
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I'm probably going to regret this but "Raise against scientology?"
Raise against scientology.
Stand up for cancer.
Blow ones brains out.
What is a bitch to do...
interesting...
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Frankenstein would want your mind; your lovely head
What's with Marilyn Manson, did she dumped him and found herself another monster?
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dude looks like a corpse dragged out out of a body of water.
that girl is very, very , very average in looks and talent, she has to do SOMETHING to stand out from the crowd of marginally talented washed out looking "actresses". hooking up with older guys who look like death warmed up on a hot plate must be her thing.
She looks actually very gracious. He looks fat.
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Did she split from Brian Warner?
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"This isn't going to involve children or hiking, is it?"
He was so hott in 9 1/2 weeks.. It's a shame. And this girl has issues. I think daddy issues and low self-esteem.
That dress is gorgeous!
he looks like bernie from weekend at bernies. he looks horrible.
Why is everyone pretending ERW is looking good and shouldn't be seen with him. That bitch is not only fug but also downright creepy. If it weren't for Across the Universe I would have to do a 5 min tirade on why I hate her. This is much shorter. She looks like Rumor's prettier sister. Yuk.
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I'm excited about Its Always Sunny coming out soon on dvd can you tell?
She likes them monsterous,no?
Someone please tell me they're not dating.
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Her body language speaks volumes.
Don't come near me. Don't smear the makeup. Don't dare drip grease on the satin. Too late!
Pic 5 - get your fucking foot off the frock...
O my. What an unfortunate coupling.
I can't believe that guy used to make me hot.
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-"Submitted by Gonnaburn... on September 6, 2008 - 7:57pm.
Wasn't Ditta a low- rent Rose? That makes Evan like HUD worthy."
Um.. I don't know who Rose is. Hehe. But I was looking for more Rachel pictures on Google and it's amazing how she went from normal chick to burlesque-gothic chick. Sort of like a low-rent copy of Manson's ex-wifey Ditta. I don't know if it's a stunt from Rachel's part to get some publicity or to please that old dude she's with. Anyway, Ditta was already into the retro-burlesque stuff before Manson, right?. Or not?.
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pretty on the inside ?
Pretty Pretty ??? Dawn Davenport
@ Get Serious - "brain-damage," yes I'm sure you're totally right, all that punching-bag boxing he did HAD to have fucked up his brains.
Dot, ok...Deb is at her Auntie's wedding right now, but I am sure she will be so happy to see you are ok.....me too....:)
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I ask myself, is all hope lost? Is there only pain and hatred, and misery? And each time I feel like this inside, there's one thing I want to know- what's so funny 'bout peace love and understanding?
God, it's such a fucking shame - I used to have a mad crush on Mickey Rourke, back when he was intensely hot - remember Wild Orchid, Rumble Fish, The Pope of Greenwich Village, 9 1/2 Weeks? What the FUCK did he DO to himself??
It's just unforgiveable, no one should be allowed to monstrocise their natural-born hotness like that. Drugs, drinking, amateur boxing and SUPER shitty hack plastic surgery just destroyed him, BADly.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on September 6, 2008 - 4:01pm.
DOT!!!!!
where have you been? DebFromHell has been VERY worried about you! we were wondering how you were...
Hey, PSL! I got an email from DebFH and replied to her yesterday morning. I've just been uber busy (when my life gets too busy for dlisted that is SERIOUS) and my kid was very sick towards the end of August so I was "Dr. Mom" for a coupla weeks or so. I hope you and everyone are doing well! I've gotta log-out so I wish everyone happiness this weekend and upcoming week. :)
Edit: Waves to Sandayyyyyyyyy!
Topic: I wonder if Mickey is clean and sober now... -Poor guy has that shiny 'burn victim' skin.
She must be pretending he's the young version of Mickey Rourke.
Ugh, it's sad to fathom that someone who used to be attractive can come out looking like *that*. RDJ abused drugs and he still looks good, but maybe he has good genes. He must have gone the extra mile to make himself look wretched.
DAWTAAYYY!
Mickey Rourke used to be a handsome young man, but drinking, drugs & pretending to be a boxer (really, he was nothing more than a paid punching bag) have taken their toll. He now looks hideous, and I think he's got brain damage. Everywhere he goes, he NEVER washes his hair before he goes there; it's always looking like greasy tendrils hanging by his face. DISGUSTING...
Evan's very pretty. I'm not so sure about her acting skills...don't think I've seen anything from her.
Mickey Rourke, OTOH, looks like he's been given the Two-Face treatment. A few times.
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DOT!!!!!
where have you been? DebFromHell has been VERY worried about you! we were wondering how you were....
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I ask myself, is all hope lost? Is there only pain and hatred, and misery? And each time I feel like this inside, there's one thing I want to know- what's so funny 'bout peace love and understanding?
He went from buttuh face to peanut-buttuh face. Aww. :( Well, at least someone likes him for what's on the inside. Right? ;\
He is the best definition of Meth- face that I've ever seen.
Submitted by rotten_egg on September 6, 2008 - 3:22pm.
Wasn't Ditta a low- rent Rose? That makes Evan like HUD worthy.
Check out Mickey Rourke in these mugshots. The dumbass actually looks happy in them.
http://images.hollywoodgrind.com:9000/images/2007/11/mickey-rourke-dui.j...
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That is a crime against humanity, what he did to his face. He used to be fucking HOT! Look at this, for you young pups that are too young to know the real Mickey Rourke:
http://www.chicagotribune.com/media/photo/2007-12/34505888.jpg