Beauty And The Fucking Beast
Evan Rachel Wood must have a thing for washed up fugly ass hatchetfaces. What in the wad of hot Play-Doh hell is going on with Mickey Rourke's face?! His mug must have caught fire and someone tried to put it out with an ice pick. I swear, I'm convinced his face was a gift from Lucifer.
Here's Beauty and the Beast at the premiere of "The Wrestler." at The Venice Film Festival thingee last night. Looks like the poor bastard just spent all afternoon on the pot trying to push out a growling beast of a turd. People just don't get all sweaty and glistening like that for nothing.
If I was an interviewer on the red carpet, I would ask her, "What's it like to kiss your Frankenstein Pepaw?" She would reply, "It's not so bad, It's a lot better than sucking face with your older goth sister. Mickey has experience."
That being said, I would NOT hit it. Okay, maybe I would. But only the tip and only from the back!
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IG, that is an insult to William Shatner....I just tried to talk to you on Yahoo....hmmm.
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I ask myself, is all hope lost? Is there only pain and hatred, and misery? And each time I feel like this inside, there's one thing I want to know- what's so funny 'bout peace love and understanding?
He is one step away from becoming William Shatner.
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"I wouldn't go in the front room at the moment, I suspect your brother's having a bit of how's your father with his new girlfriend."
She gives me this freak vibe... but she's a pretty decent actress.
Look! It's a drive-by blooping!
*bloop*
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YOUR JUST JEALUS OKAY YOU CAN'T MAKE THE SKIDMARK WITH BLOW TOOT TIMES SHE HAS THE BUTT BURN CHOCOLATE TACO OKAY WOW!
Submitted by oklahoma on September 6, 2008 - 2:49pm.
LCT. well my tongue isn't hanging out like this waiting for my husband.. Step right up!!!
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YOWZA! And I just brushed too. Score.
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YOUR JUST JEALUS OKAY YOU CAN'T MAKE THE SKIDMARK WITH BLOW TOOT TIMES SHE HAS THE BUTT BURN CHOCOLATE TACO OKAY WOW!
when sin city came out i told my daughter how cute he used to be and she didnt believe me...when i see him now im not sure i believe me :/
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The impressions fans have of celebrities are always fictional. - Stephen King
So...I guess the tattoo she got with Marilyn Manson's gotta go.
I'm not sure if they are dating or not, but she plays his daughter in the film, so for that reason alone, it's questionable behavior. _________________________________________________
"You gonna give me my car, or do I gotta go to your house and shove your dog's head down the toilet?" Repo Man
What a lot of makeup and some nice clothes can make for an average pretty girl. She's still Ditta's low rent wannabe, tho.
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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.
Micky Roarke was the hotness, many moons ago...
9 & 1/2 Weeks, Angel Heart. Why did he eff with his face?
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Jill, I think Wild Orchid was the worst movie I ever saw. It was so bad, I couldn't even laugh at it, like I could at Harley Davidson & the Marlboro Man.
Submitted by Aphid on September 6, 2008 - 3:15pm.
Yup, I saw Wild Orchid too but I prefer Angel Heart. The book is creepier than the movie. Someday I do want to go to Nawlins.
Submitted by Fred Flintstone on September 6, 2008 - 11:15am.
Women please help me on this one! Please tell me the only reason you let this ugly bastard bang you is if it was a short ride to his money. Please!!!
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It would have to be in the billions for me to ride that.
Hey how about Harley Davidson and the Marlboro Man? Anyone see that piece of crap?
Submitted by Jill-The-Ripper on September 6, 2008 - 11:15am.
Hey anybody remember Angel Heart? Old Mickey looked pretty fine in that.
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That's one of my favorite horror movies, I loved it. Also shot in New Orleans, no?
Fuck he is ugly! I mean come on really - what the fuck is this guy doing on any screen? He could be Lawrence fucking Olivier and with that ugly fucking face, he should not even be allowed out in public. There will be children that will be so emotional scarred seeing this ugly fucker on the street, they will either have to spend hours on the couch or failing that become mass murderers.
Women please help me on this one! Please tell me the only reason you let this ugly bastard bang you is if it was a short ride to his money. Please!!!
Clarisse, how CUTE! I love da bunnies.
OT: Not only does Mickey look like death warmed over but his clothes are extremely ill-fitting....I thought he was friends with that hairdresser dude from Beverly Hills!
Hey did anyone see Wild Orchid? Speaking of obscure movies...
Submitted by Gonnaburn...
(actually I am from Butler as well but too ashamed to admit it, I was born in Pittsburgh tho)
You can be my own Personal Jesus.
Hey anybody remember Angel Heart? Old Mickey looked pretty fine in that.
No way is she dating him, she is prob just being an attention whore. Didn't he get plastic surgery from getting effed up boxing? That would at least be a legit excuse for looking the way he does.
She must go for fug to make herself look better.
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she is actually dating him? i never heard her and mans broke up. she certainly has...interesting...taste
Aphid!
Oh that's funny!! My rabbit Max has his own chair! I warn people not to sit there, cuz he ain't above biting you! He'll warn ya first though =)
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Fuck off! I'm the Queen!
EEEEWWWWWWWWW to the Jazillionth power!
*vomits slightly*
This is sooooooooooooo gross.
9 1/2 Weeks was awesomeness and he was BITCH HWAT in that flick but now, OMFG!
...aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...
Clarisse, that's because she IS! Since her sister died last year we've let her sleep on the bed and now she thinks it's hers and that we shouldn't be sleeping on it. Bedtime around here is very loud.
Mr. Mercury, I swear I've asked a lot of people if they've seen that movie and they've always looked at me like I was speaking another language, to the point where I thought to myself, "did I dream the damn thing?"
Some girls have "daddy issues". This chick has "skanky, slimy, nasty, greasy, pervy daddy issues".
Submitted by Aphid on September 6, 2008 - 2:54pm.
Yo Aphid..! Yeah I loved that flick also, Morgan F. and the great New Orleans backdrops too, pre-Katrina. You must have been the one other person who actually saw that movie!
"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"
Aphid!
That baby in your avie looks like it's yelling at you "to turn the damn lights off, i'm trying to sleep here!!"
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Fuck off! I'm the Queen!
Submitted by Mr. Mercury on September 6, 2008 - 10:52am.
Wow...remember Mickey R. made a movie called "Johnny Handsome"? In it he plays an ugly facially deformed gangster who is made handsome through plastic surgery. Now here he is in real life, once handsome and now ugly as a result of plastic surgery. Talk about twisted reversal of fortune..! He's a mess.
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OMG I can't believe anyone remembers that movie! I loved it, and loved Morgan Freeman in it as the detective.
He looks like he graduated from the Britney Spears School for Beauty and Hair! Another citizen underserved by soap. Maybe he's trying to conserve water by not showering? Green takes on a whole new meaning at that point.
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Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats-H.L. Mencken
Wow...remember Mickey R. made a movie called "Johnny Handsome"? In it he plays an ugly facially deformed gangster who is made handsome through plastic surgery. Now here he is in real life, once handsome and now ugly as a result of plastic surgery. Talk about twisted reversal of fortune..! He's a mess.
"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"
LCT. well my tongue isn't hanging out like this waiting for my husband.. Step right up!!!
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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!
OOOOKKKIIIIIIEEEEEE! Wanna make out?
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YOUR JUST JEALUS OKAY YOU CAN'T MAKE THE SKIDMARK WITH BLOW TOOT TIMES SHE HAS THE BUTT BURN CHOCOLATE TACO OKAY WOW!
Submitted by Jill-The-Ripper on September 6, 2008 - 2:42pm.
Jill- Butler here!
JillthRipper,, haha, *applauds* Glad you could finally use it!
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LCT!!!!!
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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!
Mick's face is busted ...but I'm lovin'that D&G pajama suit.I made one of a similar fabric a few years back.Young lady...whatever you do...don't let Mick chow on that cooter til' that eruption on his lip goes away!
Wait, isn't she with Marilyn Manson or did I not get that memo?
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YOUR JUST JEALUS OKAY YOU CAN'T MAKE THE SKIDMARK WITH BLOW TOOT TIMES SHE HAS THE BUTT BURN CHOCOLATE TACO OKAY WOW!
Submitted by oklahoma on September 6, 2008 - 2:36pm.
I am from Pittsburgh.
Chancre just sounded nastier than saying herpes.
You can get these sores from syphillis.
I remember learning the word in health class and have been waiting for an opportunity to use it since 1976.
Submitted by Jill-The-Ripper on September 6, 2008 - 2:34pm.
Did he cut himself shaving or is that a chancre?
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Ew I see that.. Where are you from.. Do you mean like a Herpes sore or something?
i think he looks like Dan from One Tree Hill. Even tho Dan is better looking. Still they both look like Villians.
Did he cut himself shaving or is that a chancre?
After recently watching Sin City, I'm not sure anymore if Mickey was actually wearing make up, or if he just forgot to take it off? Doctor cut with bent scalpel.
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Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats-H.L. Mencken
Ah Boomsy, well I guess I have been known to nibble th occasional chocolate donut, Nibble, not bite. Its kind of like the same way Teri is bringing up her dauhgter, sh is taught one way, but she must find her own way eventually.
nibble nibble
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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!
Um, my B-I-L is white....
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"Someday we'll all be gone but lullabies go on and on...they never die, that's how you and I will be..." -Billy Joel
Gonnaburn,
It is definately worth seeing. Ed Norton, was, of course, BRILLIANT!
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Fuck off! I'm the Queen!
Boomsy LMAO! Beggers can't be choosers. So I stick to powdered donuts.
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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!
Submitted by oklahoma on September 6, 2008 - 2:23pm.
Yup. And Death for Smoochy, which admittedly sucked, but entertained me greatly.
Ed Norton, Was he the other guy in Fight Club.. OH Brad was so hot in that one!
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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!
Submitted by oklahoma on September 6, 2008 - 1:20pm
Huh... that's too bad. I have a B-I-L of another race so I guess I can't be that choosy...
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"Someday we'll all be gone but lullabies go on and on...they never die, that's how you and I will be..." -Billy Joel
Submitted by Clarisse on September 6, 2008 - 2:20pm.
Didn't see that- Was it great??? I heard it was sad. Love Ed Norton though.
I didn't know her and manson split.
PSL, YES that was the title, couldn't remember, I love her mom in that movie, also!
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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!
Okie!
You silly goose! These are button flies!
On Topic: ERW isn't a BAD actress, given the shit that is out there, she wasn't bad in Down in the Valley (but Ed Norton carried it) but bitch is an ego with feet.
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Fuck off! I'm the Queen!