Beauty And The Fucking Beast
Evan Rachel Wood must have a thing for washed up fugly ass hatchetfaces. What in the wad of hot Play-Doh hell is going on with Mickey Rourke's face?! His mug must have caught fire and someone tried to put it out with an ice pick. I swear, I'm convinced his face was a gift from Lucifer.
Here's Beauty and the Beast at the premiere of "The Wrestler." at The Venice Film Festival thingee last night. Looks like the poor bastard just spent all afternoon on the pot trying to push out a growling beast of a turd. People just don't get all sweaty and glistening like that for nothing.
If I was an interviewer on the red carpet, I would ask her, "What's it like to kiss your Frankenstein Pepaw?" She would reply, "It's not so bad, It's a lot better than sucking face with your older goth sister. Mickey has experience."
That being said, I would NOT hit it. Okay, maybe I would. But only the tip and only from the back!
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Boomsy, Yes I know what you are referring to. I am allergic to oreo cookies and also Lactose Intolerant
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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!
She was amazing in the movie "Thirteen", but in real life, she scares me.
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I ask myself, is all hope lost? Is there only pain and hatred, and misery? And each time I feel like this inside, there's one thing I want to know- what's so funny 'bout peace love and understanding?
Freddie Kruger's uglier brother.
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Surfing the apocalypse.
@Okie: I'm talking about the interracial dating being scary part.
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"Someday we'll all be gone but lullabies go on and on...they never die, that's how you and I will be..." -Billy Joel
Boomsy, No I'm not joking at all, She totally did drugs in that movie! It was awesome!!
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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!
Submitted by oklahoma on September 6, 2008 - 1:12pm
You're joking around, right?
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"Someday we'll all be gone but lullabies go on and on...they never die, that's how you and I will be..." -Billy Joel
Damn, he looks like your drunken perverted uncle (that all the young ladies AVOID) at the end of a wedding, that took full advantage of the open bar
yeah, I seen her in this Lifetime movie w/ NikkiReed and she was all into drugs, which was of course, AWESOME, but then she did bad things, like interracial dating, which totally creeped me out.
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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!
Submitted by boomsy on September 6, 2008 - 2:02pm.
I was thinking the exact same thing. Also, I have seen interviews with her before and think she is an arrogant fucktard. She is definitely not pretty, she shat all over the songs of the Beatles and traded dating Satan for dating Leatherface. Someone get a bottle of Raid and do this bitch in!
Stop wearing my eyeballs as your rings, Mickey!!
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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!
At least we know who is going to play Leatherface in a Texas Chainsaw Massacre remake. No makeup required.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
clarisse *claws at your zipper* what, I'm hungry for that nanner. *stares*
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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!
Her dress would be alot better if it didn't have those flap things. Mickey Rourke's face should be used for people who want to have plastic surgrey guarantee they'll think twice about it.
Well his bloated face, puts my bloated stomach to SHAAAME! ya here that tummy.. you can rest now!! *pokes at tummy*
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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!
That sound you hear is Jamie Bell laughing his fuckin arse off.....
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Fuck off! I'm the Queen!
Boomsy, I was about to ask the same thing.. What happend to my love Manson. My white faced looover of ladies.. lol!!
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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!
Two words: daddy issues.
That's acting (on her part)
Is she not with Marilyn Manson anymore? Why has she gone from one nastiness to another?
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"Someday we'll all be gone but lullabies go on and on...they never die, that's how you and I will be..." -Billy Joel