Sunday, September 7th 2008
The Ray-Ban Twinsies Go To A Fashion Show
Ray-Ban's favorite gayelles hiked up their ham wallets to sit front row at SamRo's sister's fashion show at Bryant Park yesterday. I'm kind of into SamRo's baby biker butchie look. I don't think I've ever seen a skinny ass biker dyke before. This is some "Skeletor does 'Easy Rider'" shit.
And it's nice to see that HoHan's magnificent chichis have come out to play. They look jollier now that she's lickin' the labia. SamRo must be an expert motoboater.
Here's more of these two vagitarians at the Samantha Ronson show yesterday. In the pictures below, the woman sitting in back of them nearly made my morning. I seriously thought for a second she was the cook from "Clue the Movie."
Wenn
Wow Lilo must be on the cocaine diet again, she's looking thin...but not as nasty thin as Samro. The heels are a bit much...what color is that dress anyway, at first I thought it was gray, but then it's blue, then black. It's like one of those Hypercolor shirts from the 90s.
Your face!
I'm sure her sister tried to help her out a long time ago.
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Hey I ain't trippin cuz the truth is really you don't know me- T.I.
i hope samro picked up some fashion tips from this fashion show...
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so pretty. so fat. so sad!!!
I'm not a Lindsay Lohan fan but I am a big fan of her giant beautiful juggs!!!
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hot damn. linday looks hot. those shoes are an eye sore, but linds looks good coming and going. the onlything that looks worse than the shoes is that aids-looking girlfriend/ leech.
"ack. sam ro's skinny legs make me friggin' gag."
Everything about SamRo makes me gag. "She" is gross.
I with the rest of you doubters.
Business partners maybe, lovers nah! They're probably planning to release a clothing label called "gayelle" and doing research. See, Samro has done run out of clean clothes and there ain't many places you can buy her "style" off the rack. That's why cock headed madden brothers opened DCMA, there are only so many pairs of black jeans in Walmart in short leg.
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Next day I'm your super girl
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And it keeps getting better
her bosom looks disproportionate...
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Hey I ain't trippin cuz the truth is really you don't know me- T.I.
ack. sam ro's skinny legs make me friggin' gag.
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Amy just wanted to say she cracked Harry's potter. That didn't make any sense, but just politely nod your head and move on....
Also: Something about Lindsay always looks so disproportionate, IMO
Not for a second will I ever believe Lindsay and Sam are a true couple. Linds' career is in the gutter and what better way to get attention than to "play for the other team"? Lindsay loves the sausage to much to eat the taco.
call me cynical but I dont believe this Samro&Hohan love storie , Hohan true love is publicity and dick
Submitted by Tigerlilly on July 14, 2008 - 8:39pm.
HUG ME JESUS! I SAY, HUG ME JESUS!!!! Can I get an Amen from the DListed congregation...I say, can I GET AN AMEN FROM THE DLISTED CONGREGATION???? You know you ho's want a hug from Jesus
Submitted by Cuntylicious LeScrew on September 7, 2008 - 5:14pm.
seriously, they look like JUNKIES.
someone in that picture really is hitting the hard shit and it shows.
I don't get why you're giving these dorks so much press.
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Um...because they're DListed?
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"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
bambam, please enough with the vitriolic political preaching. I hate that on gossip boards.
Anywayz I read on newsoftheworld that they want a baby, but somehow I don't see that happening unless SamRo does the carrying. Lindsay still has the whole unstable partying fire in her and hasn't worked out her issues, that much is clear. They may be happy right now but she still has shit to deal with.
Plus, I don't see her wanting to have a baby for awhile now, given her age. SamRo now, I can see her wanting one for some reason.
Samro dropped the hat and dyed her hair a darker shade. I'm calling major improvement.
They aren't smelling their fingers this time. Maybe it's a sign they're dividing a little.
Lindsay prolly just ran out of guys to fuck. I mean, she's been thru most of the male species. Very methodical and thorough. Now she's into the girls.
Samantha needs some meat on her.
I can't imagine Lindsay will stay turned on for long with that bag of bones.
Lindsay looks great and happy. And I don't even like her.
Yeah, Sam's def. having an "off" day, WTF. At least she's not wearing furry neon-blue stilted water ballons as shoes, like my beautiful homegirl Lindsay is. Seriously, why, Linds? What's with those shoes?? It's bothering me. I can't get over those fucking shoes.
Sam looks horrible.
seriously, they look like JUNKIES.
someone in that picture really is hitting the hard shit and it shows.
I don't get why you're giving these dorks so much press. who cares. The whole lesbo fantasy thing must make you horny....but (i'll tell you a secret. most lesbo couples are really more like best friends, and they don't have a lot of sex. most of the dykes i know aren't really into sex.)
style wise, i think that what samantha is missing is one of those long skinny braids at the back of her neck hanging below her mullet.
Yeah, I just really don't believe that for one cotton-pickin' second. Lindsay strikes me as being someone who would prefer not ever having a baby, at least not 'til she's like 35 or so. I don't know why, but that's the feeling I get about her.
But thanks for the link, bella - I haven't been by X17 for ages, I'd almost forgotten that celeb-site existed.
http://x17online.com/celebrities/lindsay_lohan/lilo_wants_a_baby-0907200...
I don't believe this but MEH
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"I fucking drink beer and party!"
Make that woman sitting behind them The Hot Slut of the Week....pronto!
I bet she could make BOTH their tacos POP.
I think Lindsay looks really good...and I can't stand her ass, so that means something. SamRo actually has an attractive face, but people can't get past her weird, manorexic exterior.
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she does not have the figure for that dress. and can someone please tell me whats up with those lucky charm marshmellow looking shoes? they totaly clash with the dress.
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Whatever happened to Barbado Slim?
You KNOW all SamRo wanted to do was stick her face in between Blo's nasty breasteses.
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I feel so wrong for actuallt finding them an adorable couple. I realy do wish them the best, which is not something I'd ever thought I'd say about Blohan!
She hates bras. Linds hardly ever, ever wears a bra, I think she gave them up along with dick around about the time she & Sam started dating.
Blowhan needs to wear a bra. Done.
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Hey I ain't trippin cuz the truth is really you don't know me- T.I.
I hope Lindsay gets a sunburn with that backless dress on.
God, Lindsay is so fucking beautiful. But what's with the crazy clunky blue suede shoes?? What the fuck is THAT all about?
Love this couple. I refuse to think they're going to break up a la Ellen & Heche. I think Linds is either truly a lesbian, or truly bisexual, and if they ever broke up it'd be for the same reasons any couple breaks up- they fall out of love, this or that, lalala, you know.
Samantha looks tremendously bored in those pics, and those 2 Phillipino mamas sitting behind SamRo are fucking scary looking. That one lady with the glasses, behind Linds, looks like she's gonna thrust a knife between her shoulderblades any second now.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on September 7, 2008 - 3:25pm.
Is "CTV" Canadian Television, or Cunt Television?
(wink)
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LOL! Din't they used be devil worshippers or some such...back when it was Channel 11...?
I remember some crazy assed story about that.
Wait - i think it still is Channel 11...I gotta find out what that was...mebbe it was just some stupid story we used to tell each other as kids.
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
i think lilo looks cute, i wish i had her body. i'm over here killing myself trying to exercise. my body hurts :(
Lindsay was probably always gay it just took someone to help her realize it. maybe.
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Whatever happened to Barbado Slim?
Submitted by Avon Lady on September 7, 2008 - 12:19pm.
I don't pay much attention to the gay lifestyle (to each their own) but I have noticed one thing: A lot of couples, gay & gayelle, have a "male" and a "female" role in the relationship. Sam is obviously the "male" here. I think Perez Hilton probably plays the "female" in his relationship. I'd like to know the "science" about this dynamic.
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Butch and femme. Even for the boys. Easy peasy.
I dunno about science but sometimes - like this one couple I knew - they're more like sisters or brothers - just very similar and both kinda halfway butch AND femme.
I think you find the same in hetero relationships, really. And sometimes it's even backwards.
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
CTV is a Canadian television channel, yes.
I may be in the minority, but I find Sam and Lindsay adorable together and the relationship seems to have had a great effect on Lindsay.
Is "CTV" Canadian Television, or Cunt Television?
(wink)
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Submitted by Who Datt on September 7, 2008 - 12:00pm.
Angel_i--she was at the party that CTV's "e-talk" threw for the film festival. The head of CTV ran into her and said she looked "very slim", according to today's Sunday Star.
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Ah! You came back. I agree that it's cool that the media seems to be getting more hip to the facade. The back pages of the Metro and 24 (just about all the news I can take) is more funny lately.
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
First, LiLo went blonde for SamRo now SamRo has gone ginge (-wigged) for LiLo. How cute ... and sophomoric.
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Aww boomsy, I just got back from church and I hope these girls make it...some Christians (maybe I'm just not super enough!) love the gays! And the ones that don't probably secretly do.*wink wink*
Submitted by boomsy on September 7, 2008 - 6:35pm.
LiLo might be the fem one in the relationship, but Sam's got the birthing pelvis...
All she could birth is a cricket, a very skinny lizard, a spoon or a snake. Anything over 2lbs and *SNAP* pelvic explosion, i've seen it happen, trust me i'm a doctor!!!!
She's got lucky legs......lucky they dont snap and go up her ass!
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"Bless me, Father, for I have sinned. I did an original sin. I poked a badger with a spoon." "Say five Hail Mary's and six Hello Dolly's!"
How can you walk around looking like garbage death everyday and then go pretend you are some sort of
fashionista. I guess the same way you can pretend you are a singer because you can hold a microphone. It's totally absurd. Over it.
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I have one thing to say...You Bettah Work.
LiLo might be the fem one in the relationship, but Sam's got the birthing pelvis...
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"Someday we'll all be gone but lullabies go on and on...they never die, that's how you and I will be..." -Billy Joel
Samantha's legs look like that of a 79 year old. Hot.
My super christian parents would probably freak out if they knew I was saying this (especially on a Sunday), but I'm really rooting for them to work out. It's nice to see someone in Hollywood that seems to be in a happy and healthy relationship.
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"Someday we'll all be gone but lullabies go on and on...they never die, that's how you and I will be..." -Billy Joel
Gotta admit they look and act much better as a couple. Lohan is losing that jersey girl look and sounding like she's begun seeing beyond the mirror. Rojo (?) starting to look like a cute tomboy-- Zac Ephron (sp).
Lohan's got droopy tits for her age cause Dina didn't teach em to wear good support bras early. Hanging out bra-less w/big tits is cool sometimes when your young, but gravity will hit. I wore support for my big C's and they hang pretty good at 41.
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HoHan almost has her good girl face back on. Awww, could you imagine these gayelles getting married and a bunch of little SamRo and HoHan's running around? Who'd be the dad? One of the Jonas Brothers? All of them? Maybe the Hansons... they have more sperm than whales.
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