Bai Ling 4 Prez
Bai Ling actually knows there's a presidential race going on and this surprises me. I'm under the impression that she has no idea what the hell is going on outside her own thoughts. She's living in her own world where giant chess pieces were made for posing (below) and shit like that.
At the opening of "Third Eye Blonde" in Malibu last week, Bai gave her thoughts on who should be president. She said she really wasn't familiar with the candidates, but the president needs to have "bigger heart and kindler soul and quietly have the only pure intentions." This is why I adore Bai more than a wet bj. She talks like a a video game anime character. She's right. The president must have kindler soul.
She went on to say that she should run for president. If she was president, she would "demolish all the countries." Bai thinks countries creates war and boundaries. If we didn't have countries, we wouldn't have boundaries. I'm still voting for the Phoebe Price/Shauna Sand ticket, but Bai presents a convincing argument. Who needs countries anyway? And in her countryless world, Bai would most definitely be Secretary of Batshit Craziness.
WENN/Fayes Vision
She is clearly trying to put a wrench in my movie by declaring her candidacy. Who will her running mate be? Is she trying to make me work overtime by writing several scripts at once? Now I will need a Crazy Batshit costume designer for the second film.
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"I'll go unlock the kids and make us all breakfast." - Theodore Bagwell
Bai Ling, she so crazy! Who she thing she is? Yoko Ono or something? Bai Ling steal idea of no country from John Lennon and thing we should vote for her? Yoko Ono kick her skinny little ass back to China!
who cares about this asian chola?
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Whatever happened to Barbado Slim?
O yes, yes...I always forget this part;
Morning Horz!
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
Submitted by TheBreakdown on September 7, 2008 - 6:38am.
Dear sluts:
All of you get on your knees. I am going to be treated for exhaustion.
Yes, the real kind, not that celebrity catch phrase for crackery!
:(
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Well, at least you're getting treated.
Peace and blessings, luv.
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
Oh no, Triston! :(
I'm sorry to hear that, you get better you hear?!
(((hugs)))
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Dick happens! - MK
Morning whores!
I just saw this story:
New Season of Project Runway Not In Till '09
*cries*
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Dick happens! - MK
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on September 7, 2008 - 8:32am.
*jumps up & down* *waves madly*
Morning/afternoon everyone!!!!!!!!!!!!
....mawnin' dae! *yawns* now back to beddy bye.
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Hey I ain't trippin cuz the truth is really you don't know me- T.I.
*jumps up & down* *waves madly*
Morning/afternoon everyone!!!!!!!!!!!!
~♥~Christina Aguilera just Keeps Getting Better ~ 22/9/08~♥~
Somedays I'm A Super BITCH! ~ Xtina, Keeps Getting Better
THE NEW SINGLE!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-O9G3JB8FG4
Submitted by TheBreakdown on September 7, 2008 - 8:38pm.
Dear sluts:
All of you get on your knees. I am going to be treated for exhaustion.
Yes, the real kind, not that celebrity catch phrase for crackery!
:(
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Nooo! Does that mean we have to take your name off the hot sex roster? Hope you're feeling better soon Breakdown! *schmooches*
Dear sluts:
All of you get on your knees. I am going to be treated for exhaustion.
Yes, the real kind, not that celebrity catch phrase for crackery!
:(
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
http://societysex.blogspot.com/
OMG, y'all...who works the dreaded 9-5 cuz this shit is funny. (WARNING: this place has a habit of popping up Party Poker shit - the first click pops and the second plays), it's harmless but annoying:
http://www.megavideo.com/?v=1W0FKEYV
ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
Submitted by MyTwoCents on September 7, 2008 - 1:11am.
Solange in her lastest getup WITH exquisite lucite heels..
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Well it must be working cuz just reading that made my eyeballs fart. Hey! Haven't I heard that somewhere before...?hmm...where could that be....?
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
I can poop barely digested lucky charms... does that count?
Submitted by angel_i on September 7, 2008 - 12:51am.
nooo, I'm not worthy.
re: rainbows, try thinking of puppies and unicorns, or Solange in her lastest getup WITH exquisite lucite heels.. next time you drop the kids off. Fuck, that could produce perfumed jaybirds too.
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I POOP RAINBOWS
I think Bai Ling is talking about demolishing cunt trees, they can be very annoying.
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y thank u, MyTwoCents!
But, sadly tho I try, I still cannot poop rainbows so I think you win:)
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
Submitted by angel_i on September 7, 2008 - 12:42am.
Lols... that was gold
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where is everyone? are the vma's on tv?
Michael K. for President!
www.8longyears.com
~Well, bless your heart~
It's Tom Jones!
*throws underwear*
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
O wait - did I say that out loud?
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
Submitted by MyTwoCents on September 7, 2008 - 12:39am.
Submitted by angel_i on September 7, 2008 - 12:35am.
Only if you don't mind gold medals slapping your ass.
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LOL! Actually - that sounds like fun.
It's gotta be better than back issues of People.
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
Submitted by angel_i on September 7, 2008 - 12:35am.
Only if you don't mind gold medals slapping your ass.
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I POOP RAINBOWS
Submitted by angel_i on September 7, 2008 - 12:35am.
Maybe my hand is just too big?
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Peter: Whoa, Lois, look at you, you look like Britney Spears. Except you're not a fat guy.
@TV: I know, right?
My question is:
Do I date giants???
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
6 is the average? Maybe I'm not Irish after all. Am I..am I adopted?
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Peter: Whoa, Lois, look at you, you look like Britney Spears. Except you're not a fat guy.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on September 7, 2008 - 12:17am.
Submitted by angel_i on September 7, 2008 - 12:14am.
Being Irish, I'm confused by the "works at great depths" part.
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Did you know....
The average vagina is 9 inches long
while the average erect penis is 6 inches long?
So, don't sweat it - that penis only THINKS he knows what a "great depth" is.
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
Submitted by DebFrmHell on September 7, 2008 - 12:09am.
*chuckles*... he also drools on his uniform
Submitted by Team Valtrex on September 7, 2008 - 12:10am.
I heard your Magic Monkey had one good eye.
EDITED: angel_i beat me to it... damn
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Deb, that joke is hilarious!
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I ask myself, is all hope lost? Is there only pain and hatred, and misery? And each time I feel like this inside, there's one thing I want to know- what's so funny 'bout peace love and understanding?
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Deb, that was awesome.
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"Someday we'll all be gone but lullabies go on and on...they never die, that's how you and I will be..." -Billy Joel
Submitted by angel_i on September 7, 2008 - 12:14am.
Being Irish, I'm confused by the "works at great depths" part.
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Peter: Whoa, Lois, look at you, you look like Britney Spears. Except you're not a fat guy.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on September 7, 2008 - 12:10am.
Submitted by angel_i on September 7, 2008 - 12:05am.
Yes, but he's apparently blind. Probably from all that spanking.
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Aw. It's bad enough he's only got one eye!
Is there no justice in this world!?
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
Submitted by DebFrmHell on September 7, 2008 - 12:10am.
Hi Deb, following the tradition of Bai Ling, Chicken Cutlets, Britney et al, my comprehension of long prose is zero....
But I saw penis and v.gina and managed to make it through, following the tradition of at least Bai Ling, I am not sure chicken cutlets and brit these days (but for dad) get any penis but I digress...
Anyway, very cute.
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Rudeness is a weak man's imitation of strenght.
An Eye for an Eye Leaves Everybody Blind!
Save an animal in a shelter: Http://dogsindanger.com
Dat's funny, DebFrmHell!
And TRUE! I was there!
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
LOL at Deb
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Peter: Whoa, Lois, look at you, you look like Britney Spears. Except you're not a fat guy.
Sorry,
Found that joke on another website and had to post it...hahaha.
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RUSTED SHUT. WILL WORK FOR PEENIES!
Submitted by angel_i on September 7, 2008 - 12:05am.
Yes, but he's apparently blind. Probably from all that spanking.
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Peter: Whoa, Lois, look at you, you look like Britney Spears. Except you're not a fat guy.
Submitted by angel_i on September 7, 2008 - 12:04am.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on September 7, 2008 - 12:03am
LOL. No fighting. I meant chicken cutlets, but I should not have used just the word unqualified.... ____________________________________________
Rudeness is a weak man's imitation of strenght.
An Eye for an Eye Leaves Everybody Blind!
Save an animal in a shelter: Http://dogsindanger.com
The Day the Penis asked for a Raise
I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:
I do physical labor.
I work at great depths.
I plunge headfirst into everything I do.
I do not get weekends or public holidays off.
I work in a damp environment..
I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation.
I work in high temperatures.
My work exposes me to contagious diseases.
Sincerely,
P. Niss
The Response
Dear P. Niss:
After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons:
You do not work 8 hours straight.
You fall asleep after brief work periods.
You do not always follow the orders of the management team.
You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting other locations.
You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working.
You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift.
You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing the correct protective clothing.
You will retire well before you are 65.
You are unable to work double shifts.
You sometimes leave your designated work area before you have completed the assigned task.
And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly entering and exiting the workplace carrying two suspicious- looking bags.
Sincerely,
V. Gina
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RUSTED SHUT. WILL WORK FOR PEENIES!
@TV - you have a Magic Monkey?
Does it wear a helmet?
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
Submitted by Team Valtrex on September 7, 2008 - 12:02am.
LTMTP (Laughed Til My Taco Popped)
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I POOP RAINBOWS
Submitted by Team Valtrex on September 7, 2008 - 12:03am.
Submitted by vanyvrgs on September 7, 2008 - 12:01am.
....after all we spent days talking about another unqualified woman.
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Britney's mom?
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Um...let's not pass the buck here. I'm pretty sure we were talking about Britney.
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
Submitted by vanyvrgs on September 7, 2008 - 12:01am.
....after all we spent days talking about another unqualified woman.
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Britney's mom?
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Peter: Whoa, Lois, look at you, you look like Britney Spears. Except you're not a fat guy.
LOL - ok - you made me watch it.
Shouldn't she say something like:
"People should vote for me. I will become citizen and I will learn to speak English. And THEN will demolish all countries. And THEN you can call me George."
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
Submitted by MyTwoCents on September 7, 2008 - 12:00am.
Me too! My favorite monkey was Spank. Spank the Magic Monkey.
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Peter: Whoa, Lois, look at you, you look like Britney Spears. Except you're not a fat guy.
Submitted by Balenciaga Bitch on September 6, 2008 - 11:52pm.
FUCK!!!!!!!!!!
That may be what he is doing. Then again, maybe after posting such a political topic, maybe he thought we may not have needed more.....after all we spent days talking about another unqualified woman.
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Rudeness is a weak man's imitation of strenght.
An Eye for an Eye Leaves Everybody Blind!
Save an animal in a shelter: Http://dogsindanger.com
Submitted by Team Valtrex on September 6, 2008 - 11:58pm.
LOL. That or Monkey Magic... loved that show!
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Submitted by MyTwoCents on September 6, 2008 - 11:53pm.
She totally stole that speech from Godzilla vs. The Smog Monster.
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Peter: Whoa, Lois, look at you, you look like Britney Spears. Except you're not a fat guy.