Bai Ling 4 Prez
Bai Ling actually knows there's a presidential race going on and this surprises me. I'm under the impression that she has no idea what the hell is going on outside her own thoughts. She's living in her own world where giant chess pieces were made for posing (below) and shit like that.
At the opening of "Third Eye Blonde" in Malibu last week, Bai gave her thoughts on who should be president. She said she really wasn't familiar with the candidates, but the president needs to have "bigger heart and kindler soul and quietly have the only pure intentions." This is why I adore Bai more than a wet bj. She talks like a a video game anime character. She's right. The president must have kindler soul.
She went on to say that she should run for president. If she was president, she would "demolish all the countries." Bai thinks countries creates war and boundaries. If we didn't have countries, we wouldn't have boundaries. I'm still voting for the Phoebe Price/Shauna Sand ticket, but Bai presents a convincing argument. Who needs countries anyway? And in her countryless world, Bai would most definitely be Secretary of Batshit Craziness.
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Submitted by angel_i on September 6, 2008 - 11:51pm.
LOLS!!!!
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Submitted by vanyvrgs on September 6, 2008 - 11:44pm.
Submitted by angel_i on September 6, 2008 - 11:37pm.
Hi Angel I, like it matters, as per her instructions we are to demolish all countries...
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HAI! ;p
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Submitted by vanyvrgs on September 6, 2008 - 11:44pm.
Yeah, demolish all impure intentions of countries with justified yet merciful force... weeeeeoooowww (ninja noise)
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FUCK!!!!!!!!!!
Ive been refreshing for HOURS! is MK dead? Guess Ill check in tomorrow. Damn...
**She looks like a pure skankasswhoreslutskeezybitchhocumrag**
MK~ 07/01/08
Submitted by MyTwoCents on September 6, 2008 - 11:41pm.
Submitted by angel_i on September 6, 2008 - 11:37pm.
Team Valtrex's was Japanese, mine is also Balinese
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LOL! I'm not Bai Lingual either.
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Sorry, I'm not Bai Lingual.
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Peter: Whoa, Lois, look at you, you look like Britney Spears. Except you're not a fat guy.
Submitted by angel_i on September 6, 2008 - 11:37pm.
Hi Angel I, like it matters, as per her instructions we are to demolish all countries...
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Submitted by angel_i on September 6, 2008 - 11:37pm.
Team Valtrex's was Japanese, mine is also Balinese
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Submitted by MyTwoCents on September 6, 2008 - 11:34pm.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on September 6, 2008 - 11:03pm.
... and to love you long time
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O dear. Your mixing your Asians again! That's Vietnamese!
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on September 6, 2008 - 11:03pm.
... and to love you long time
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LOL! Or not.
ANYHOO = totally off-topic but I thought I'd share this most excellent (and old) graffito!
LUVS it!
http://www.cbc.ca/thehour/blog/images/20070328_paris.jpg
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"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
Yeah...this place is alive again!!!
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"Someday we'll all be gone but lullabies go on and on...they never die, that's how you and I will be..." -Billy Joel
She also promise super happy fun time at her movie. And tit face.
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Peter: Whoa, Lois, look at you, you look like Britney Spears. Except you're not a fat guy.
Bai ling should not be voting, let alone talking....or showing up to events. She is why the Chinese used to be hidden behind that big ass wall....
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Rudeness is a weak man's imitation of strenght.
An Eye for an Eye Leaves Everybody Blind!
Save an animal in a shelter: Http://dogsindanger.com
demolish all the countries. that is fucking brilliant. it solves all problems. why couldn't Dam Rather think of that? from the mouth of batshits.
When I have my bi-annual KFC, it is all about the original recipe and the coleslaw.....so good!
Bai Ling sucks.
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I ask myself, is all hope lost? Is there only pain and hatred, and misery? And each time I feel like this inside, there's one thing I want to know- what's so funny 'bout peace love and understanding?
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Luckycharms: I love those. But mostly I'm addicted to the origianl recipe. Love their coleslaw too.
Hey, this is all on topic, BTW because I'm the President.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Ever had one of their "bowls" with mashed potatoes, corn, chicken strips, gravy and cheese all in a bowl. It is fuckin' delicious and has over 1,000 calories and you will be crapping your brains out the next morning. Still worth it.
The KFC I had for supper is killing me. On a lot of levels.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Submitted by Karen Flatts on September 6, 2008 - 8:36pm.
Unequal representation is killing all of us.
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Hear, hear. On a LOT of levels.
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Submitted by Gonnaburn... on September 6, 2008 - 4:32pm.
Actually, old school bullshit is what I am ALWAYS amazed at. I am Indie 100%, but it is seriously scary how one-sided the press is-- love em or hate em, but the left always comes out on top. I wish to GOD the leftist ideas could be better represented than the bullshit going on today. THAT is why we have a problem. Unequal representation is killing all of us.
I love this crazy bitch - listening to her speak is an aural acid trip.
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Submitted by xxyxz on September 7, 2008 - 1:00am.
thanks DAE
I still don't know if I'm going to watch
*shrugs*
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I can't watch because i'm the UK & we don't get it live (9pm EST is 3am here)
If I could watch live, I wouldn't MK is just going to post the performances anyway, as will most of the other blogs.
~♥~Christina Aguilera just Keeps Getting Better ~ 22/9/08~♥~
Somedays I'm A Super BITCH! ~ Xtina, Keeps Getting Better
THE NEW SINGLE!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-O9G3JB8FG4
thanks DAE
I still don't know if I'm going to watch
*shrugs*
I FEEL COMPELLED TO SHANK.
Any takers? Bai Ling will do.
Submitted by xxyxz on September 7, 2008 - 12:50am.
Umm damn. When are the VMA's?
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Sunday (this sunday!!!) 9pm EST
~♥~Christina Aguilera just Keeps Getting Better ~ 22/9/08~♥~
Somedays I'm A Super BITCH! ~ Xtina, Keeps Getting Better
THE NEW SINGLE!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-O9G3JB8FG4
If you never seen/heard of it, check out Bai Ling's movie "Dumplings" - the plot is so surreal it's no wonder it was never released in this country.
Dan Rather to journalists: you're doing it wrong
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YhHYR12doXg
Umm damn. When are the VMA's?
I thought they were tomorrow. You whores should go to YouTube and google Dlisted
There is one girl I want for HSOTD. She is a big fan of dlisted and her video is cool
She sounds like a beauty pageant contestant. In other words, she said a whole lot, but said nothing.
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"I wouldn't go in the front room at the moment, I suspect your brother's having a bit of how's your father with his new girlfriend."
is bai ling legal in this country? somebody get her registered to vote...
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so pretty. so fat. so sad!!!
Submitted by Karen Flatts on September 6, 2008 - 7:31pm.
Old School Dem? Personally extremists on both sides turn me off. On this particular site however, the far left seems far scarier.
GB-- That is because they are too focused on destroying Palin. Hopefully, the truth will come out before it's too late. I could actually stomach Obama OR McCain, but Biden is the epitome of old school Bullshit.
@Karen- I've seen absolutely NOTHING on Biden.
Well, she'd be better than Biden. Of course, the wart on Obama's dick would be better than Biden, so let's not split hairs. The focus on Palin is LAUGHABLE. Look at Biden, before you throw stones, okay???
I think Brit is preforming but they'er saying shes not to get more people to watch.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on September 6, 2008 - 11:07pm.
UNFITNEY IS NOT PERFORMING:
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Booooo. I wanted to see her fuck it up.
~♥~Christina Aguilera just Keeps Getting Better ~ 22/9/08~♥~
Somedays I'm A Super BITCH! ~ Xtina, Keeps Getting Better
THE NEW SINGLE!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-O9G3JB8FG4
Submitted by BangoSkank on September 6, 2008 - 4:32pm.
I love Bai Ling and I watch Gossip Girls.
There, I said it, and I don't care who knows.
As long as I can continue to hide behind the anonymity of anonymous website screen names.
Vote the Ling/Blake Lively ticket in 08.
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We'll talk about this when I see you at work on Monday.
Great news about Brit, PSL. She has no business taking any stage until she gets her shit together.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
PSL,Yeah.. Emperor. Love that. Nah, I guess I'll grit my teeth until November and we can go back to talking about Britney's snatchal area.
PS: Did you know that when you type in "snatchal" it comes up as a spelling error on this blog? MK has to fix that.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
I hope these 'comeback' performances are relegated to the privacy of her backyard.
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
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UNFITNEY IS NOT PERFORMING:
E! News has confirmed that the Britney Spears dance video leaked yesterday on MSN.com does not show a rehearsal for a performance on Sunday at the MTV Video Music Awards.
Talent manager/producer Larry Rudolph, who is working with Britney, tells E!: "She is definitely not performing!"
Turns out, the video was just a general dance rehearsal as Britney gets back in shape for performances.
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I ask myself, is all hope lost? Is there only pain and hatred, and misery? And each time I feel like this inside, there's one thing I want to know- what's so funny 'bout peace love and understanding?
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Hahaha Mr President....how about The Emperor? Or The Prime Minister?
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I ask myself, is all hope lost? Is there only pain and hatred, and misery? And each time I feel like this inside, there's one thing I want to know- what's so funny 'bout peace love and understanding?
All these whores after my title makes me want to get a new user name. Perhaps Boston Bruin or something like that.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
I call batshit.
Someone else can call the crazy.
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
http://societysex.blogspot.com/
I was under the impression that Bai Ling was not an American citizen.
Of course, that never shut me up either, but I'm not talking in front of a microphone.
Where is the 'gilfriend please' tag?
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Frankenstein would want your mind; your lovely head
AWW man is this the last post of the day? Its raining cats and dogs here and I have nothing to do :/
MK, can we please have a new post *coughxtina'snewsinglecough*
~♥~Christina Aguilera just Keeps Getting Better ~ 22/9/08~♥~
Somedays I'm A Super BITCH! ~ Xtina, Keeps Getting Better
THE NEW SINGLE!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-O9G3JB8FG4
no words.
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@PSL:
We're stuck! I can't add you unless I know more about you, babe! Hmmm....
ONT: Crazy ho.
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