Bai Ling 4 Prez
Bai Ling actually knows there's a presidential race going on and this surprises me. I'm under the impression that she has no idea what the hell is going on outside her own thoughts. She's living in her own world where giant chess pieces were made for posing (below) and shit like that.
At the opening of "Third Eye Blonde" in Malibu last week, Bai gave her thoughts on who should be president. She said she really wasn't familiar with the candidates, but the president needs to have "bigger heart and kindler soul and quietly have the only pure intentions." This is why I adore Bai more than a wet bj. She talks like a a video game anime character. She's right. The president must have kindler soul.
She went on to say that she should run for president. If she was president, she would "demolish all the countries." Bai thinks countries creates war and boundaries. If we didn't have countries, we wouldn't have boundaries. I'm still voting for the Phoebe Price/Shauna Sand ticket, but Bai presents a convincing argument. Who needs countries anyway? And in her countryless world, Bai would most definitely be Secretary of Batshit Craziness.
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i'd vote for crazy. spice it up a bit for sure!!!!!!!! just don't let her near that republican ladies guns in Alaska....actually yeah...she should have full access to them....
Bjork for Pres and Bai for ........ something vice-presidenty!!!!!! what a team they would make.....i'm there!!!!!!
get rid of joe bidden. put bai ling in as obama's running mate. that's a powerhouse right there.
I love Bai Ling and I watch Gossip Girls.
There, I said it, and I don't care who knows.
As long as I can continue to hide behind the anonymity of anonymous website screen names.
Vote the Ling/Blake Lively ticket in 08.
I like those shoes, but not the rest of the outfit.
"Put your hand out the window, feel the force" Darth Vader
great body, BUSTED face.
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I ask myself, is all hope lost? Is there only pain and hatred, and misery? And each time I feel like this inside, there's one thing I want to know- what's so funny 'bout peace love and understanding?
Fucking AWESome! I love reading truly interesting snippets of innocent, pure, unfiltered crazy-speak.
I'll vote Bai Ling for president. You're right, who needs countries! Demolish'em all! Kindler Bai For President! Hell yeah.
She's marginally attractive; her outfit is atrocious, her shoes make her feet look HUGE and is she wearing a BIKINI under her clothes?
What? There's a video of her speaking?
No thanks...I'm out of barf for this hour.
I'm going to need to be paid to watch that vid.
Bai Ling is Parisite Hilton's more retarded Asian cousin, lol!
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Bitch is crazy.
Lovesit. She just turned my whole day around.
ZiggyStardust
=)
*whispers*
I so did!
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Fuck off! I'm the Queen!
Interesting. I believe McCain also intends to "demolish all the countries" if he were to be president. That said, McCain/Ling would be a slight improvement on his ticket. Ling would have her nipples out all the time and stuff.
I bet that's Bai's lil Rabbit Car in the last thumb nail parked behind her, I can imagine her pulling up in that..
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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!
Submitted by Clarisse on September 6, 2008 - 6:41pm.
OH NO YOU DI'NT!
*snaps fingers*
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Are we sure Xtina has not passed on and her final request was to be embalmed standing up holding a bottle of her nasty perfume?- DivasGone
I would vote Bai Ling before i vote Sarah Palin.
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Fuck off! I'm the Queen!
How cant she know the candidates
Me love you long time
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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!
Whatever the case may be, her outfit is still fug.
:3
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Are we sure Xtina has not passed on and her final request was to be embalmed standing up holding a bottle of her nasty perfume?- DivasGone
Proof that malnutrition makes you retarded.
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Don't dream it... BE it!
Wow, ziggy, that was deep. For reals.
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"Someday we'll all be gone but lullabies go on and on...they never die, that's how you and I will be..." -Billy Joel
I'm not sure if these are Bai Ling's words, or the words of Mother Earth, spoken through this divine vessel.
She shows remarkable insight in exposing global conflict as sprouting from the perverse soil of our nonsensical clinging to nationalism.
The planet's lands are indeed carved by mountain and by sea, although we are foolish to attribute any difference between the peoples of these lands to such tangible absolutes.
Unfortunately, many people across the land have taken the Earth as a stage on which to enact their narcissistic Wills to Power.
I find more comfort and wisdom in the words of Bai Ling than I do in Friedrich Nietzsche, although perhaps, like Bai Ling, I am simply deluding myself.
Nah, religion creates all the wars.
Submitted by oklahoma on September 6, 2008 - 2:10pm.
Shouldn't she be in R kelly's bed waiting to be peed on or something..
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Haha, that was funny, oklahoma!!
"You are a whore, darlin'. We all are. We take the cash, we cash the check, we show them what they want to see"
Shouldn't she be in R kelly's bed waiting to be peed on or something..
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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!