Chicken Cutlets The Barbarian
Ty Ty Banks may be an expert at "smiling wit yo eyes," but can she do this shit with her eyes?! You know she can't. Only international supermodel Phoebe Price knows how to "binge drink wit her eyes." That takes major skills. Even John Robert Powers can't teach this shit. You must be born with it.
PP was outside of some parking lot the other day when she took time out from her busy schedule of posing and headband selling to offer some help to TMZ's Harvey Levin. PP thinks Harvey needs help in the make-up department and said she would be happy to take him down to Neiman Marcus to find the right foundation for his skin. She is truly generous. A day of foundation buying with an international supermodel sensation like Phoebe Price is priceless. And when she said "Neiman's" she really meant Rite-Aid.
PP couldn't talk long because she was late for her day job as ticket taker at The Revenge of the Mummy show at Universal Studios. I'm joking and I'm lie-telling! She was late for a very important show that I'm sure involves plenty of posing and "getting drunk wit your eyes."
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Those pictures with the sucker are nauseating.
YUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Never go with a Hippy to a Second Location
I wish she would get that head band stuck in her car window and choke the shit out of her chicken head.
god damn it
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Headbands? Who the hell wears headbands these days? I'm sure Jackie Stallone, the Amazing Jonathan and Bret Michaels are her only customers, thus far. Headbands are so 70s, Jeez don't bring them back EVER please!!
p.s. - Phoebe, you're looking cheap as ever. I didn't realize she had a Southern twang to her voice - it's kind of endearing though...
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I wonder what the 10 year old girls in China who make the headbands think of her?
----She is my favorite. Just saw her on milllionaire personals site """""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.Is she single again now?-☆☆☆☆---------
I have NO idea who this broad is.
"Chicken Cutlets The Barbarian"... Hehehehe!
D-listed cracked me up once again.
OK whatev I simply cannot breathe this is too funny.
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That's not her purse, that's her home.
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I told ya I was trouble...
That bag is RIDICULOUS. I am SO OVER these hugely ridiculous bags, if you put you shit in it you can never find it so all I see now are a bunch of posers carrying these lame, ugly and huge bags on one arm then in there hand is their cell phone, wallet, keys etc. WTF doesn't that defeat the purpose of a PURSE? People need to stop being trendy and retarded and just be practical, idiots.
I think MK is changing teams for this bitch. GOD is she fugly. Her only life is on Dlisted and almost everyone loathes her......
"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I."
This delusional strawberry skank-cake should be shot, THEN stabbed.
What a waste of hair dye.
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
http://societysex.blogspot.com/
How much is a headband from PP
Rite Aid, lol
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MK, I couldn't even get through this without tears. Stop making me laugh.
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@ Sandbitch - "It's not often in nature that you see the phoebe snail carrying its habitat around aimlessly. I predict the big one."
LOL! Funniness!! I loved that comment -
@ Plain_Sliced - "i think she's so sweet. she's got a nice voice. first time i hear it. it's tough out there hustling like she's doing. i feel sad for her because she thinks people take her seriously, but all they are doing is laughing at her. sad. "
I know, I kinda feel the same way, plain-sliced. It's sad, and she does seem sweet - delusional and intellectually impaired, but sweet, and I liked her little la-la voice, too, when I first heard it, the one time I clicked on one of her hilarious videos, here. I wasn't expecting her voice to sound like that. It was cute!
If the woman actually DOES think people are taking her seriously, then it's all safe for her in her mind, so her feelings aren't actually being hurt - know what I mean? I truly believe this Phoebe chick is kind of not-all-there in her head. And when a crazy person isn't aware that they're crazy, well, ignorance is bliss and all that...
I'm a fucking glutton for punishment. I watched the whole video from beginning to end. Bitch needs to be committed for being delusional. That one headband she pulled out of her cheap ziploc bag looked like it had a fungus growing on it. Who are the assholes who are buying her bedazzled bullshit?
How ever could Harvey Levin NOT afford to take make-up tips from this beauty????
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Five kids? Does anyone in that party understand the concept of pulling out? Bill Maher
Is she wearing a anred anorexic thread bracelet on her arm? What the fuck is up with the bag? Mother's who have heaps of shit to carry around for kids-nappies and what not, have bags half that size.
i stopped the video when pp said she is selling her headband line...i'm done...
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so pretty. so fat. so sad!!!
Ha, the ticket takers on that ride were SO rude to me last time I was there!
She looks like she got caught mid-blink.
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One step closer to things we need to say
One cut deeper to tear the past away
--Alan Parsons
M.K.---WHY OH WHY DO YOU KEEP WASTING EVERYONE'S TIME AND ENERGY WITH THIS PIECE OF SHIT WOMAN???
ARE YOU THAT FIXATED ON HER???
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"Money is the magic wand that turns many a frog into a prince" - ChubbyWubby
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When oh when is this ugly ho gonna grow up and act her (real) age?
Droppin Kids Off in the Pool
parking garages now? get back to the sidewalk ho! ;>
;) :) :O =) :p :( :\ :D
That picture is her best!
What is it going to take for this delusional no-talent to realize that giving interviews to a pap with a video camera on the ramp of a parking garage is NOT "being in show business?"
Pitiful, just pitiful. And her stupid mother just enables her.
i think she's so sweet. she's got a nice voice. first time i hear it. it's tough out there hustling like she's doing. i feel sad for her because she thinks people take her seriously, but all they are doing is laughing at her. sad. i hope she snap out of that day dream.
Please FOR THE LOVE OF GOD quit posting photos of this lemur. They could replace all the twins in THE SHINING with Phoebe and it would be twice as frightening.
Jesus. At least take her sewing machine away from her.
This delusional nit-wit has bypassed a real career and passed on to Nora Desmond-like lunacy, without ever having been a star.
She reminds me of a Kink's song, "Celluloid Heros", by Ray Davies.
You can see all the stars as you walk down Hollywood Boulevard,
Some that you recognise, some that you've hardly even heard of.
People who worked and suffered and struggled for fame,
Some who succeeded and some who suffered in vain.
Everybody's a dreamer and everybody's a star
And everybody's in show biz, it doesn't matter who you are.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
@PSL
I just can't listen to her voice, and when I read quotes, I hear it in my head.....no escape!
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"ayund here aah aahm, in mah house"
FTLOG!...If you blow this broad up into a fashion mogul with those headbands MK...I will be thoroughly annoyed!I could just see some wrong ass shit like that happening to this delusional freak.It'll be on YOU pal.
I forgot to ask...what is the deal with this whole headband thing. Between C. Cutlets and that Tila skank I'm ready to puke.
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"This is straight up fuckery."
His Holiness MK, 9/03/08
I just can't listen to her voice, and when I read quotes, I hear it in my head.....no escape!
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Makes me that much stronger, makes me work a little bit harder
Makes me that much wiser
Thanks for making me a Fighter
-Christina Aguilera
"I've only been in business 2 days"
Those fingernails. Eeeewwwww!
Only international supermodel Phoebe Price knows how to "binge drink wit her eyes."
HAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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"This is straight up fuckery."
His Holiness MK, 9/03/08
Ummm this bitch... Oh Nevermind!
Where can I get me one o' them headbands??
"I've got a list of demands, written on the palm of my hand!"
If Randomness needed a poster child.....
...aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...
On the streets of NYC there are guys that sell fake designer handbags and carry their stuff in big duffelbags. They usually have to run like mad when the cops show up.
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Submitted by TITS on September 7, 2008 - 7:39pm.
I think her mother told her she was special one too many times.
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Hey I ain't trippin cuz the truth is really you don't know me- T.I.
I have that same duffel bag in Army Green.
Bitch: there is only ONE Red Sonja. Gitte would kick your ass.
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Are you gonna bark all day, little doggie, or are you you gonna bite?
It's not often in nature that you see the phoebe snail carrying its habitat around aimlessly. I predict the big one.
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Some days I'm a super bitch
Up to my old tricks
But it won't last forever
Next day I'm your super girl
Out to save the world
And it keeps getting better
Some wierd parking lot...the only prop she could find...the lollipop. I think she does a lot of lolligagging.
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She looks like the red-headed stepchild of that 70's
cartoon character Isis.
I think her mother told her she was special one too many times.
The woman is an embarrassment. I cringe every time I see her holding up her picture in a magazine and posing with it for paps to take a picture.
Then there was that pathetic display outside the Channel store.
Now she's hocking crap outside a parking garage.
The drunk outside the train station selling flowers he picked off the side of the road has more self respect and self worth than this person.
I wonder if Britneys father can free up some time to invest in fixing this mess too.
And those NAILS!!!
The usual PP pose, standing around in a garage. WTF is she doing toting around a flour sack?
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"This isn't going to involve children or hiking, is it?"
As you set out for Ithaka
hope the voyage is a long one,
full of adventure, full of discovery.
Laistrygonians and Cyclops,
angry Poseidon—don’t be afraid of them:
you’ll never find things like that on your way
as long as you keep your thoughts raised high,
as long as a rare excitement
stirs your spirit and your body.
Laistrygonians and Cyclops,
wild Poseidon—you won’t encounter them
unless you bring them along inside your soul,
unless your soul sets them up in front of you.
Ithaka, C.P. Cavafy.
I wonder if Phoebe has ever read this poem. She seems to be a very naive person.
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Are we sure Xtina has not passed on and her final request was to be embalmed standing up holding a bottle of her nasty perfume?- DivasGone
Nah, I just don't see it. The low rise jeans from the 70's look great today, halter tops look great, even puka shells and aviator shades look good today. 70's style headbands? Not so much. Sorry PP.
Submitted by angel_i on September 7, 2008 - 7:44pm.
Actually, I'll give her that. She's not far off. The hipsters are bringing it back. But they're thin. I haven't seen any big fat ones like that.
And she's selling them to the paparazzi in a parking lot. That's all I'm sayin'
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That shit looks like she ripped off the trim of the curtains at Cher's garage sale. And when she went diggin in that lady's Canal Street gucci bag i was most embarrassed for all street peddlers.
I don't even want to know why she needs a purse that large.