Chicken Cutlets The Barbarian
Ty Ty Banks may be an expert at "smiling wit yo eyes," but can she do this shit with her eyes?! You know she can't. Only international supermodel Phoebe Price knows how to "binge drink wit her eyes." That takes major skills. Even John Robert Powers can't teach this shit. You must be born with it.
PP was outside of some parking lot the other day when she took time out from her busy schedule of posing and headband selling to offer some help to TMZ's Harvey Levin. PP thinks Harvey needs help in the make-up department and said she would be happy to take him down to Neiman Marcus to find the right foundation for his skin. She is truly generous. A day of foundation buying with an international supermodel sensation like Phoebe Price is priceless. And when she said "Neiman's" she really meant Rite-Aid.
PP couldn't talk long because she was late for her day job as ticket taker at The Revenge of the Mummy show at Universal Studios. I'm joking and I'm lie-telling! She was late for a very important show that I'm sure involves plenty of posing and "getting drunk wit your eyes."
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The main pic is priceless (haha!) but the third thumb has crazy old lady written all over it.
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
Puke-ahontes.
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Surfing the apocalypse.
Submitted by angel_i on September 7, 2008 - 7:44pm.
It's a good look if you can pull it off.
OMG THAT PIC!! NEW AVATAR TiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiME!!!!!
I thought that Rose McGowan was remaking Red Sonja.
She more of No-Can the Barfarian.
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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Submitted by Snarkley on September 7, 2008 - 7:12pm.
Who gave her the idea that a headband is stylish, trendy, or even presentable?
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Actually, I'll give her that. She's not far off. The hipsters are bringing it back. But they're thin. I haven't seen any big fat ones like that.
And she's selling them to the paparazzi in a parking lot. That's all I'm sayin'
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
what's with the huge Gary Coleman sized fug bag?
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Hey I ain't trippin cuz the truth is really you don't know me- T.I.
Who gave her the idea that a headband is stylish, trendy, or even presentable? Honey, please, use that money to hire an assistant to keep you up to date with the world around you.
Thank god, a new post. Even though that zombie face will probably haunt my dreams... I guess I should be careful what I wish for, like jussayin said.
OK, now she's just giving ginges a bad name. :0)
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"Hand in hand, we can live together. Ginger or not, we're all the same". ~ Cartman
A parking lot! That's new!
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
Silly fruitcake!
At what point does she realize that selling shit via the paparazzi just defeats her own purpose?
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
Apparently Pocahontas is from Africa.
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YOUR JUST JEALUS OKAY YOU CAN'T MAKE THE SKIDMARK WITH BLOW TOOT TIMES SHE HAS THE BUTT BURN CHOCOLATE TACO OKAY WOW!
Every time she fills her lungs with oxygen, a kitten dies. Stop her.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Finally. I'm proud of you, PP. You have finally realized you are not going to be a movie star. Design those headbands, maybe start up a clothing line. You have a quirky but yet kind a catchy sense of style. You will probably be really successful at.
Ohhh, it's kinda getting tragic now, I kinda feel sorry for her after watching that video.
i think Harry Levin better keep his day job on the Peoples Court.
I'd go with her to shoppers drug mart to pick out some foundation for her right ARM.
As a freckler, PP should know it's all or nothing.
it must be true. I only guessed at it before. But PP actually does have the super powers of a true goddess. her mystical oracle headband says it all.
MK you're alive!!
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~♥~Christina Aguilera just Keeps Getting Better ~ 22/9/08~♥~
Somedays I'm A Super BITCH! ~ Xtina, Keeps Getting Better
THE NEW SINGLE!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-O9G3JB8FG4
Is she going to be at the VMAs? Let's hope not.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
be careful what you ask for....I was okay if Gary's constipated face was the last I had to see for today...
not like Phoebe looks any less constipated
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Hey I ain't trippin cuz the truth is really you don't know me- T.I.
She needs a bigger headband. Preferably one that covers her entire face.
"Life is like a box of chocolates. A cheap, thoughtless, prefunctory gift that nobody ever asks for..."
Her voice is so fucking irritating, there is no way I will listen.
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Makes me that much stronger, makes me work a little bit harder
Makes me that much wiser
Thanks for making me a Fighter
-Christina Aguilera
i can't even handle her