Sunday, September 7th 2008
Shipwreck!
Crackie overboard! Amy Wino actually showed up to a gig! Yes, she rolled onstage 45 minutes late, but that's 45 minutes early in Wino time. She didn't slap any bitches or hawk any of her crack loogies on anybody. That's progress! I'm sure she still managed to scream "Blaaaake" every 5 seconds, but it's not her fault. Just like coke magically jumps into her nose, the word "Blaaaake" pops out of her mouth without force.
Here's more of the Crackie of Camden making LOLcrackie faces while performing at the Bestival festival yesterday. And I wonder if her belly was full of 45 bottles of Jack?
Wenn
She's got a little Captain in her! :D
Somehow you are able to stand up after drinking a handle of whiskey. You end up wrestling people down to the ground though. I'm glad this did not happen to her. The hangover is incredible after this ordeal!
Your face!
When is Papa Winehouse going to come to the rescue like Daddy Spears and save the day by getting legal on Amy's ass?
Gigi D
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It totally pisses me off that "stars" are allowed to get away w/ making people wait. The audience remaining just rewards her bad behavior.
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Wino, you look absolutely retarded and out of it. At least she showed up only 45 minutes late. A vast improvement on her punctuality, I must say!
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She looks like she belongs in special ed.
I'm still taking bets if she survives the until the end of this year.
That beehive may keel over and do her in as skinny as she is getting!
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
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Submitted by Mr. President on September 7, 2008 - 7:47pm.
Wooaahh, you bet on someones death for a fucking toy???? Shame....
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I told ya I was trouble...
See in the last thumbnail she's searching the rat's nest for her bump bottle. Damn she is ugly. I don't know when it happened, but it's like someone flipped a switch and she no longer looks good or has the possibility to look good or even good funky. The eyeliner looks ridiculous instead of cool now. Bad Bad Bad.
Keith Richards could play guitar, no matter what his condition: wasted on ETOH, heroin, etc.
He maintained dignity on stage.
Didn't touch his hair, tits, belt, in case they got lost along the way. Kept a lit cig going at the same time, without burning himself.
Submitted by Mr. President on September 7, 2008 - 7:58pm.
You're right angel, it is sick. I don't want it to happen but why not make sure all the bases are covered just in case.
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As long as you can forgive me if I hope you lose:)
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
If Gargamel and Mr. Burns had an illicit gay cartoon affair, and one of them were able to breed... Amy would, unfortunately, be the result.
"I've got a list of demands, written on the palm of my hand!"
Why does she keep futzing with her ant bites?
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"This is straight up fuckery."
His Holiness MK, 9/03/08
Submitted by jussayin on September 8, 2008 - 6:51am.
lol, not titty sweat!
why the hell would you scratch or sniff your computer when you saw this dope fiend's face on the screen
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Curiosity killed this cat... and singed her nose hairs. lol.
This skeezer looks rank. I'm a huge fan of her music too. Such a shame. Crack is indeed WHACK. Such truer words have never been spoken!
"I've got a list of demands, written on the palm of my hand!"
You're right angel, it is sick. I don't want it to happen but why not make sure all the bases are covered just in case.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Submitted by Mr. President on September 7, 2008 - 7:47pm.
Hey Amy, if you're reading this I just want to thank you for the iPod Touch if you die on November 8 at 5:03 am.
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Dude, that's sick.
That's my DD's birfday!
Altho, you're way off with the time.
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
She's ready for her 3 hour tour...
She could be Crackie Mary Ann and BLAAAAAAKE could be Gilligan.
The Professor, Dreamboat Doherty....
...aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...
lol, not titty sweat!
why the hell would you scratch or sniff your computer when you saw this dope fiend's face on the screen
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Hey I ain't trippin cuz the truth is really you don't know me- T.I.
I wonder how something like this smells? My computadora is scratch and sniff, and the odor this creature is emitting reeks of pissy panteez, stale ciggie smoke, crack residue, titty sweat, decaying gums, and AquaNet.
I'd hate to believe my computadora is the truth.
"I've got a list of demands, written on the palm of my hand!"
Submitted by yiooooooo on September 7, 2008 - 8:12pm
AMEN SISTER!!! *doing the chicken dance*, cluck cluck cluck cluck!
Hey Amy, if you're reading this I just want to thank you for the iPod Touch if you die on November 8 at 5:03 am.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
That girl needs to eat - the guitar she's holding is bigger than she is!
Anyone else looking at that hair do and thinking 'headband'?
Submitted by Salem13 on September 7, 2008 - 7:36pm
Captain Craky: the eight ball trilogy
Submitted by Tigerlilly on July 14, 2008 - 8:39pm.
HUG ME JESUS! I SAY, HUG ME JESUS!!!! Can I get an Amen from the DListed congregation...I say, can I GET AN AMEN FROM THE DLISTED CONGREGATION???? You know you ho's want a hug from Jesus
Submitted by angel_i on September 8, 2008 - 9:20am.
LOL! What? Ees the chicken dance, no?
Da na na Na na na na
Da na na Na na na na
Da na na Na na na na
Cluck Cluck Cluck Cluck!
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na na naa naah na na naa naah
hey hey hey
goodbye!
I don't think she'll ever die shes like a female Keith Richards or a cockroach. Now if only Disney could come up with some sort of female pirate trilogy movie.
she needs to bathe in SOMEthing, that's for damn sure
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Hey I ain't trippin cuz the truth is really you don't know me- T.I.
This really is unbelievable. I'm going to feel so bad about commenting on her when the inevitable happens. :(
She probably bathes in the JD. Her pores suck it right up. There's no more left when she gets out of the tub.
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Hey I ain't trippin cuz the truth is really you don't know me- T.I.
No sympathy for the idiots who bought a ticket to see this mess. At least she showed up this time.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
I can't believe she keeps getting gigs. Haven't people learned their lesson by now? Jeez...
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"How much is that doggie in the window?"
LOL! What? Ees the chicken dance, no?
Da na na Na na na na
Da na na Na na na na
Da na na Na na na na
Cluck Cluck Cluck Cluck!
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
It just keeps getting worse. Look at that main picture. Sigh....
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Makes me that much wiser
Thanks for making me a Fighter
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