Sunday, September 7th 2008

Two Emo Babies?

Double the fug alert! The world is barely ready for one Emo baby, now some friend of Vagina Wentz claims Asshole Simpson is popping out twins. The stock for flat irons just went up. Yes, there is a stock for flat irons. Check!

Petey's friend, Tyga, told E!,They’re having twins. They’re really happy.” And we're really barfy.

I'm still getting over the "fact" that Pete has a penis. A penis that he stuck into Asshole's vagina. It's like junior high school sex education class all over again. This info makes me feel uncomfortable, dirty and confused. I'm also giggling like Tommy Girl during a prostate exam.

A spokesbitch for the two twats denies she's popping out twins: "It is not true."

I think Rumer Willis is crossing her tater fingers, hoping Asshole pops out two babies. That's going to double her chances that a bigger tater head than her will exist on earth.

Here's Ashlee farting around in Los Angeles the other day.



Mahla81's picture

I wouldnt be surprised if these two planned on getting preggo so they could sell the pics to make some cash. I fucking hate these two, they irritate me like a bad case of eczema.. especailly Pete.Hes fucking gross and his music sucks balls.their baby is gonna be FUGGGG

paris herpes's picture

I'm still trying to get over the shock of Wentz's douche emo sperm actually being able to impregnate Ashlee much less his sperm being potent enough for twins!

Your face!

Bondagebarbie's picture

At the award show he said "baby" more than once not babies.I think its just one still.

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cadebra1961's picture

Don't really care about these two goofballs. I agree with you MK, those babies are gonna be the fugliest little rugrats, no doubt. Tater head will be happy about that, and how!!
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LOVE CARROTTOP's picture

I am incredibly infuriated that this is how we have to start our Monday. Thumbs DOWN.

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Cute couple. They appear to be happy. But I saw his personal ID on wealthy men personals site""""""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""" yesterday. What is he looking for on that site? Looking for sugarbabe?
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Notoriousrem_22's picture

The only thing thats huge is her belly the rest of her (arms, face etc) are rather thin. I really dont care too much cuz these 2 are both really high on my poser list. Me no likey posers.

Cocoa Mocha Sugar's picture

ashley is freakin huge.

KD's picture

I was thinking just yesterday that we haven't heard about her in a while. It seems like she should be due any day now, but I guess it was only a few months ago that we heard all this? Seems like forever ago. I dunno.

TheBreakdown's picture

I am so pleased with myself for forgetting that she was even preggers.

Damn you, MK!!

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I think he's cute but saw her interviewed on the pre-VMA show yesterday. What an airhead! And that valleygirlspeak? Duhhh.

I cannot believe how short he is! I mean seriously, he has a huge head and a short stumpy body. WTF did Asslee see in him??

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oh i just hate her she will have ugliest twins ever
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Khensu Hetep's picture

Oooh, hooray. Fucking twins.

Since the kids will be raised to be emo, they can REALLY bitch about being original now!

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HollyMadison's picture

If you're so ugly you have to chop half of your own face off, why procreate with the exact genes you yourself were cursed with? I hope no one gets all sanctimonious about "making fun of a child" when I'm forced to say that baby is ugly. It's their fault for making that kid to begin with, not mine for having eyes.

I think their kids will be ugliest on this planet. Yes I do think she is having twins. Anorexics usually don't gain much during pregnancy.

Somehow I doubt it, given her size (or lack of it). Wentz just wants us to think he has such awesome sperm it made twins, because he's SO manly.

letinstar's picture

two is not better than one in this case...
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Katie Boo's picture

She's due in a month so I doubt there are two of em in there.

kacky's picture

Twons at their age? ooh, shades of Michael Jackson. Guess Pete just couldn't bring himself to do it. *************
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starsign's picture

It's gonna be hilarious when the baby (babies?) pop out with Ashlee's original honker lol! I guess they will schedule in a nose-job for the kid sometime when it's older.

I still cannot believe how shaving down a large nose can change a persons face so dramatically. Befor the nose-job old Ash was fug city. After the operation she turned out quite pretty.

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ILoveRArmitage's picture

The fact is, if she didn't get knocked up before marriage, then get married, and now get chased around for pictures of her being pregnant, this set of dumb twats would have nothing going for them and would be getting no publicity or attention from the paparazzi. This is now their careers. Just like Tori Spelling. No talent, no real claim to fame, just dumb twats selling pictures of being knocked up. I guarantee Ashole Simpson didn't "accidentally" get pregnant. It was a very calculated move. This is the only way to keep her name in the public eye because she has no real talent and no singing career left. Any dumb ho in Hollywood celebritydom who gets pregnant gets attention nowadays, so they probably leaked this rumor themselves to get more attention. They are probably shopping around to see how much they can get for the baby's first pictures, because, seriously, how else are these two bringing in the cash? I guarantee they will follow this pregnancy pretty closely with another pregnanacy, a la Tori Spelling. Dumb twat attention whores, the lot of them!

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most likely. remember i sent you a link to that interview where he called the baby, "them"? yeah if this came about naturally, wow this world is fucked up so bad. some great caring unselfish non-attention whores who dont colour ther hair and fly during pregnancy don't even get to have one kid. these two twats dont deserve to have a pet. god, i dont get your twisted games.
if not she probably did use some form of help as she was soo skinny before pregnancy. that usually ends up with having twins(marcia cross, angelina jolie,jennifer lopez, etc) and what better way for publicity and to "keep" a man is to get pregnant?
she is a narcissistic vain pig. i do hope her babies are ugly, and have her natural nose and chin, she deserves it.
haha sorry ash, 2 year olds can't have cosmetic surgery. that is not the start date, no matter what your loving parents told you.
ugh i could go on about how much of a waste she is. she basically was born with a silver spoon stuck up her ass.
her father is the one who made her famous, he's not abusive at all. since when is being super supportive and basically doing everything for her abusive? i hate when celebrity bloggers say that. i have an abusive father. ok, ashlee has probably never ever known the kind of pain i have to feel and what has caused it either.
i have more talent than she will ever have, and i dont want to become rich off of it and act like a fucking uppity snob like she does. i just want to be happy and in some small way, help someone who deals with what i do. but i probably wont even make it to 25.
so yeah. god i dont understand your cruel games.

Pete Wenz is too old for the whole EMO thing. It's okay when you are teen and early 20's when you are "finding yourself" but after that GROW UP already you are going to be a father soon. You don't need this FAKE EMO personality anymore. The whole EMO thing is so contrived anyways.

gucci's picture

how the fuck did britney win for best video? oh man!

ooops sorry wrong spread!

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gucci's picture

jamie fox is so ghetto its disgusting he needs to shut up already..

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isn't she like 16 mos pregnant by now?

gucci's picture

why's britney speaking so fast? her dress is nice

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TITS's picture

I don't think she's pregnant at all - it's just gas.

girl_cheese's picture

All I'm hoping is that she get another "camera expression." I'm getting tired of this one.

Tripitaka's picture

Two extra ugly, no-talent simpsons to whore out to the world, what a disgusting thought.

Salem13's picture

I can't beleive hes almost 30 and still dressing like a 14 yr old emo goth. Your a dad now GROW UP!

DR.FUNK's picture

I don't care...or know much about either.His image may be "emo"...but I've seen him at Cubs games & UFC fights.He could'nt be all that bad.

Snarkley's picture

So one source claims that these two annoying famewhores might be expecting twins and another anonymous source claims that they might not. I know I won't be getting any sleep tonight.

Sandbitch's picture

Attention whores! Show me the ultrasound. What a boring headband.

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Suki's picture

She is the complete opposite of "that pregnant glow"...

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mike's picture

Perhaps I'm just showing my age, but I've yet to understand the whole "emo" thing.

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parissucksliterally's picture

I doubt she's having twins.....it's probably a bullshit rumor.

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fuzzyslippers's picture

I smell bullshit.

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