We're All In This Together: Live Blogging The MTV VMAs
I'm liveblogging the MTV VMAs tonight, so we can all torture ourselves together. Use one hand to hold mine and the other hand to hold an economy-sized bottle of vodka. You're going to need it. If you don't have any booze in the house, then rubbing alcohol and cough syrup will do. If you don't even have that, then cut a little Drano with some tap water. Hey, desperate times call for desperate measures. And did you remember to make a very special Flaming Cheeto Loaf for this very occasion? If not, put one in the fucking oven and join me after the jump. JUMP!!!
8:57pm - FIRST!!! I've always wanted to say that.
9:00pm - HOLY FUCK! Cheetos just fell out of my ass! It's BRIT BRIT!!!
9:00pm - That weave is crying for help.
9:01pm - Brit Brit is an amazing atress. Everyone, feast your eyes on the next Meryl Streep. Seriously, I can't believe she memorized these lines. And that WEAVE! Woe is THAT WEAVE!
9:02pm - I have a feeling this is going to be very anti-climactic.
9:03pm - That audience is filled with like 10 people. That place is fucking tiny! Imagine what it smells like. Actually, don't. I need you to be awake during this.
9:04pm - THAT WAS FUCKING IT?! That's all Brit Brit has to give?!
9:04pm - Did Mad Max just vomit all over the stage? Alien Princess Ri Ri has arrived.
9:05pm - Tina Turner she is not. And is there toilet paper sticking out of her ass?
9:06pm - RiRi really should be lip-synching and is that seriously all of Brit Brit?! I'm expecting her to ride back in on a bike and slap the hell out of RiRi.
9:07pm - This is a mess. RiRi! For the love of your tenhead, please go back to your seat! And bring Brit Brit back out.
9:08pm - And while you go back to your seat RiRi, snatch off that rat tail and toilet paper from yo ass. Seriously. It's not becoming.
9:09pm - Do you think Russel Brand's carpet matches the drape. He must have a serious pubic bush. Pomeranian pubic bush.
9:10pm - What the hell is America Ferrera wearing? Oh wait. I think that's Jordin Sparks.
9:12pm - A VILF? No.
9:13pm - You know how much I love Russell, but this isn't a good start. Bury a condom? The polar bears will find it!
9:14pm - DJ Am is DJ Gross
9:15pm - Jamie Foxx is wearing too many clothes. He needs to show off those manchichis. And I'm AWAKE! Fuck. Barely.
9:16pm - Jamie Foxx should've come out as Wanda or whatever the hell that character's name is. Brit Brit is going to win this award. If I lose, I'll take a shot.
9:17pm - OH SHIT! Jamie Foxx shouted out all "the ladies" and they cut to Zac Efron. That fucking made my night. End the show NOW! While they're ahead. And Zac was Cover Girl pretty.
9:18pm - Jamie Foxx is drunk. Or stupid. Or both. BRIT BRIT WON! I'll take the shot anyway.
9:19pm - God is rolling his eyes.
9:19pm - Brit Brit seemed so "normal." WTF?! Bring back the old days.
9:20pm - Where's Dick Cheney when you need him? I see three donkeys right there (Pete Wentz, Heidi Montag, Spencer) that need to be shot!
9:21pm - That voiceover person is getting on my nerves already and we're only at the first commercial break.
9:23pm - I'm so tempted to run out and get a Volcano taco. I wish Taco Bell delivered.
9:26pm - Wonky McValtrex needs a new vagina. Not a new bff. And a new eye.
9:27pm - Demi fucking Moore?! This bitch belongs on the Plastic Surgery Channel not MTV. Is there a Plastic Surgery Channel? Rumer must be pissed that her mother is Demi Moore.
9:29pm - Chris Brown won some award for Best Male. Do you think he has a big wang? RiRi is going to put a curse on him if he doesn't thank her.
9:30 - OH SHIT! He didn't thank her. She's going to slap him with her tenhead tonight!
9:30pm - Taylor Swift has such little eyes. She's like a Soap Opera baby.
9:31 - NOOOOOOO! Not The JONAS BROTHERS! SAVE ME!!! I need to run out and order a case of fucking vodka.
9:31pm - They look like ice cream delivery men and sing like female squirrels. And that one on the right (the old one) looks like a child touching english high school teacher.
9:32pm - Cloverfield Monster please save us from The Jonas Brothers!
9:33pm - Actually, Cloverfield Monster please save us from the Jonas Brothers' crazy tween fans!
9:34pm - Is this the Sesame Street set? It makes sense since all I see is a bunch of raggedy ass muppets!
9:35pm - FUCK NO!!!!! FUCK NO!!!! Somebody kick Katy Perry. She is not singing Like a Virgin. SHUT HER UP! THROW A PIE AT HER! Kanye, throw some squid brains at her. NO!
9:36pm - Oh. Thank Cheesus. Katy did not sing the full version of Like a Virgin. She's like a fucking idiot is what she is.
9:36pm - And Katy Perry's outside should not see the light outside of a circus. On second thought, she should not see the light outside of a circus.
9:39pm - Yes, Katy, we fucking get it. You kissed a girl. Now fucking shut up and tongue kiss a fucking light socket.
9:40pm - How big is Russell's chapstick?
9:40pm - The Dolphin Man (Michael Phelps) can survive out of water?! You know he's going to get so much pussay tonight.
9:41pm - Dear Michael, stop talking and take off your clothes.
9:41pm - Leona Lewis is singing something. I can't say anything bad about her. Except they forgot to turn on the lights.
9:42pm - Lil' Wayne is rapping something and I'm very concerned about his pants. They look weepy.
9:43pm - You know those symphony people have no idea what's going on. They are just playing instruments and keeping their heads down.
9:44pm - Lil' Wayne has a red hanky on his right pocket which means he's a fist fuckee.
9:45pm - WTF are these people doing?!
9:46pm - I'm so glad Lil' Wayne and T-Pain's performance is over. It was giving me the shakes.
9:47pm - Lezzie alert! HoHan wants to be vintage Ann Margaret so bad.
9:48pm - Screw HoHan! Where's SamRo. She's probably keeping the snatch hot in her dressing room. And Ciara's hair has seen better days. It's trying to touch the hand of Jesus.
9:49pm - TRANNY ALERT! The Pussycat's tuck game is good tonight.
9:50pm - Is that a Pussycat Tranny or Maya Rudolph? And will they grow up already and talk like grown-ups! Nicole sounds like a slow girly gushing over her first kitten.
9:51pm - Miley singing in 19-minutes. Somebody end the world in less than 18-minutes. Please.
9:54pm - Why has my TV allowed Kate Hudson to appear on its screen? That "My Best Friend's Girl" movie is going to be wet caca.
9:56pm - It's the low-rent Pussycat Dolls, Danity Kane!
9:56pm - I think Audrey O'Day actually took a bath. I'm so proud of her. I'm voting for Taylor Swift for Best New Artist, because she has baby eyes.
9:58pm - The Twilight twinkies are going to present something. They are also wearing really ugly clothes. That boy needs to tuck his shirt.
9:59pm - Paramore are performing at the Whiskey and I need a few whiskeys to get through this shit.
10:00pm - I hope that Paramore bitch gives herself whiplash from bouncing her head around so much. Seriously, do people actually like this cockatoo yodeling?
10:01pm - That guy with the yellow guitar or bass thing is kind of hot. But this Paramore group needs to retire. Early retirement!
10:02pm - I think the MySpace Emo kids are the only ones who listen to this crap. They probably cut themselves to this shit, but I don't blame them. I want to cut myself after listening to that.
10:08pm - Slash is in Eagle Eye? Or did Russell eff up. Slash and Shia LaDouche are presenting something. Slash does not fucking age. He still looks like hot shit and always will.
10:09pm - You know Slash and Shia shared a joint in the back. This is like the "old ass rocker" category.
10:10pm - Linkin Park just won something. Their girlfriends look like "edgy" soccer moms. That Paramore bitch is pissed! She's going to have an angry MySpace blog post tonight!
10:10pm - Linkin Park wins the DOUCHIEST JACKETS of the evening award.
10:11pm - NO FUCKING NO! First Katy Perry butchers Like A Virgin and now Miley Cyrus is murdering Like a Prayer. Give that chipmunk a fucking nut. Pull up your pants, Billy Ray. I wasn't talking to you.
10:12pm - Pink is performing "So What." Go on with your angry dyke self!
10:13pm - These Sesame Street back lots need to go. And what in Doris Day hell is Pink wearing?! You know she's going to rip off and a chainsaw is going to come flying out of her chocha.
10:14pm - Told you! Pink just ripped off her Doris Day coat and is wearing some leotard. Her lezzie crotch is out in full force! Thrust it, bitch!
10:14pm - Okay, it might be the booze talking, but Pink looks kind of hot. And the camera needs to stop cutting to that blonde bitch hanging out of a window. She isn't camera ready.
10:15pm - Damn. I would bump no-no holes with Pink any day.
10:21pm - The Ting Tings! They just sang a few lines and pounded a drum. Gross. And now a big vagina and a bigger vagina are on stage (Ashlee & Pete)
10:22pm - It's past these two pre-teen girls' bed time.
10:23pm - It's Halloween already? Slipknot is presenting something. I bet you Andy Dick is underneath that mask.
10:24pm - FUCK! I was wrong. It was McLovin' underneath that mask. He looked better with the mask.
10:25pm - Lil' Wayne just won something for Lollipop. The red hanky is still out! Who wants to fist him?
10:25pm - Lil' Wayne forgot another thank you. THANK YOU for Slipknot being off my screen.
10:26pm - Did Jordin Sparks just diss the sluts! SHE IS DEAD TO ME! Purity rings are gross and sluts are forever!
10:27pm - T.I. is performing some kind of soft core porn scene. I really don't know what's going on. I just see a lot of cheap sluts with a beach of douchebags.
10:28pm - T.I. is now driving in a car. Oh please let it crash. PLEASE!
10:29pm - YODELING! Jewel is that you?
10:30pm - The Alien Princess RiRi rises again! Once is not enough for her ass. She looks about as manly as T.I.
10:31pm - Dear RiRi, Pink already took the stage. The bull butchie quota has been filled. And WHERE IS HER SHIRT?! RiRi! Cover those alien flaps!
10:32pm - Taylor Swift is busting it to T.I.! Her purity ring does not approve.
10:32pm - Somewhere there's a bald cockatoo cursing RiRi's name. She stole its hair!
10:36pm - If I promose to go out and buy Xtina's "inspire" perfume, will they fucking stop showing this commercial?! ENOUGH with Xtina's perfume commercial!
10:37 - The High School Musical homos are onstage. Zac makes those two chicks look like dudes. He's so purdy.
10:37pm - What is on Ashley Jizzdale's fucking head?! And Vanessa must feel weird being fully clothed.
10:38pm - WTF is XTINA DOING?! Tranny Clown is taking us to the dark side!
10:39pm - Xtina is doing like a German sex club version of "Genie in a Bottle."
10:40pm - Is this Lady Ga Ga or Xtina?! Seriously. WTF?! I think I like it even though she's lip synching.
10:41pm - Wait, is this Xtina or Brit Brit circa 2004?
10:42pm - And how is Tranny Clown keeping it together without her trusty red lipstick on?!
10:42pm - Her dancers are taking off their clothes and wearing some seriously gay club ensembles. SHINY HOMO ALERT!
10:42pm - I think Xtina's homo superhero performance just made me gay....AGAIN.
10:43pm - Russell just apologized for making fun of purity rings. WHATEVER! Don't apologize Russell. Tell all those complainers to suck a dick on sit on a wet vagina.
10:44pm - Chace Crawford is such a homo.
10:44pm - TOKIO HOTEL JUST WON BEST NEW ARTIST! Sonic the Hedge is dancing in the streets!
10:44pm - That Tokio Hotel tranny is the most amazing person on the face of the planet. I want to eat chocolate cookies with him in bed while.
10:45pm - Dear Jim Cantiello, I don't want your "juicy" anything. Go eat a vibrator.
10:49pm - LL Cool J is rapping something when he really should be doing push-ups in the nude on the stage.
10:50pm - I'm going back to Cali....Cali...Cali...
10:51pm - Wonky is on my TV screen! SOMEONE GET A FLY SWATTER!
10:51pm - I HATE YOU PARIS! I FUCKING HATE YOU! Wonky ass bitch! I wish someone would "pop" her in the mouth. Well, millions have already, but you know what I mean.
10:52pm - Brit Brit is winning this shit or I will eat my own pimple juices.
10:52pm - Brit Brit just won Best Pop Video. She better thank Chester Cheetah or he's going to disown her.
10:52pm - Brit thanked God AGAIN and her family (like she cares about them)! And she didn't thank Chester! WRONG! No Cheeto love from Brit tonight. For shame!
10:54pm - Is this awards shit over yet? It's giving me the dry runs.
10:59pm - Josh Peck and Drake Ball or Bell or whatever are presenting something. Drake Bell looks like a "Mad Men" extras reject.
11:00pm - Kid Pebble is performing. That's our cue to go and drop a few shit pebbles in the toilet.
11:01pm - Kid Pebble is too old for this MTV shit.
11:02pm - While Kid Pebble is putting us all to sleep, let's talk about the venue. Was this a rec room or some shit? Do they hold AA meetings their on Thursday night. That venue sucks!
11:03pm - Kid Pebble and some other dude are still at it. Brit Brit better run in with an umbrella, because this shit is boresville.
11:04pm - NUDGE! NUDGE! Kid Pebble is done. You can wake up now.
11:05pm - This "BUSTED" show looks kind of hot. And yes honey, you two look like prostitutes.
11:10pm - Here's Kobe who is totally going to introduce Kanye West. That's KANYE FUCKING WEST to you.
11:10pm - Oh, I'm wrong. He's presenting video of the year. Kanye will have to wait. Brit Brit is going to win. MTV owes her ass for last year's amazingly horrible shit show.
11:11pm - CHEETOS FOREVER!!!!
11:12pm - Brit Brit is in "shock" and Chris Brown is laughing at her hillbilly ass! RiRi bust him again with your tenhead. And by "shock" Brit meant medicated.
11:13pm - Brit Brit just rode off in a golf cart with Russell. It should've been an ATV instead. She'll celebrate with a possum dinner with all the fixins tonight!
11:13pm - KANYE!!!! And he sounds like shit. But don't tell him that or he'll give you ALL CAPS.
11:14pm - Kanye, stop fucking singing! Stop! The children are going deaf. They are crying and banging their heads with rusty pants. Stop SINGING!!!
11:15pm - KANYE PLEASE! Don't SING! I will give you my prized double dildo if you stop. PLEASE! My dog is on the brink of suicide. STOP! I love you. You're wonderful. You're God. Now will you STOP!
11:16pm - WTF is this song anyway? I can't understand his lyrics, because all I hear is the horny cat screaming in his throat.
11:17pm - IT'S FUCKING OVER! FINALLY!
11:18pm - It's the Lezzie from that one season of America's Next Top Model. I liked her better then.
11:18pm - And it's completely over. The End. Finale. Done.
Fuck that sucked. Now we can get back to more important things like surfing the web for free porn.
Thank you all for making this truly tortuous shit show not so bad!!!
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Hmm, the only reason I watched this was for the chance to see Bill Kaulitz's firework hair on the telly tee hee. I screamed when they won Best New Artist, because I alone knew they would win hehehe. Um but I thought it was really funny at the end of Riri's first song she looked so epic to me :p I dunno. And yeah why the hell should Russel Brand have had to apologize about the purity rings? It's the Jonas Brothers' fault for letting everyone know they're not getting any! And thank you, finally someone is bored of Katy Perry!! She used to be a Christian singer, btw, now she's a lesbian???!! I find that funny. And I hate to admit but I thought Brit Brit looked great, even if they were only sympathy awards.
P.s. My deepest sympathies to emo baby, poor thing's gonna come out with fucking Jack Skellington splashed across its chest D:
Hmm, the only reason I watched this was for the chance to see Bill Kaulitz's firework hair on the telly tee hee. I screamed when they won Best New Artist, because I alone knew they would win hehehe. Um but I thought it was really funny at the end of Riri's first song she looked so epic to me :p I dunno. And yeah why the hell should Russel Brand have had to apologize about the purity rings? It's the Jonas Brothers' fault for letting everyone know they're not getting any! And thank you, finally someone is bored of Katy Perry!! She used to be a Christian singer, btw, now she's a lesbian???!! I find that funny. And I hate to admit but I thought Brit Brit looked great, even if they were only sympathy awards.
P.s. My deepest sympathies to emo baby, poor thing's gonna come out with fucking Jack Skellington splashed across its chest D:
Worst moment of the night (and I only flipped there occasionally) was Miley's "haha, I'm playing rock band and not paying attention to the show" act. Does anyone actually think she's a good actress? Oh, and did anyone happen to flip to VH1? The entire time there was just a blank screen that said "Why aren't you watching the VMA's on MTV? We are!!" Lame!!!!
And I wish I knew you were live blogging it, so I would have actually watched and followed along with you. Hilarious!! But it's a good think I didn't because I probably would have died of shock when they decided to give Brit Brit 3 awards for the worst work she has ever done (and that's saying a lot!!!...umm... "I'm not a girl" anyone?? Lol!)
I am so glad I didn't watch this shit. How much longer can they keep this up? There is not a shred of talent in ANY of the categories that I can see!
Music today stinks!
Does anyone remember when it seems like they gave away free drinks at this mess? And all of the bands/artists would come up on stage in the bag with their drinks in hand? That was the kind of show that I liked to watch. Of course, the bands in attendance and those being nominated were actually of legal drinking age.
Seriously, though, when was the last decent VMAs? Or VMA host? I can't even remember, but that could be because I am as old as Demi Moore.
Just finished watching that shit - your blogging was the only thing that kept me watching.
Whole show (and MTV) has become the biggest joke. Time to can it.
"Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped"
- Elbert Hubbard
aw man, I didn't know you did live-blogging. If I'd known, I would've watched that shit with you cuz you made it sound hilarious. You're a god amongst men, women, children, and sluts, MK!
Love you Michael K. Your comments are so funny! Love the comment about the horny cat in Kanye's throat. He sounded so horrible!! MUAH!
DID ANYONE ELSE NOTICE HOW SHIA LEBOUF LOOKED ALMOST EXACTLY LIKE PEE WEE HERMAN WITHOUT THE LITTLE RED BOW TIE??? CREEPY...
MTV is such a joke these days. I remember that they used to stand for something. The MTV Video Music Awards was something people talked about the next day. These days it’s a fucking joke. We have to put up with all these dumb starlets who have no opinion of their own. We have to watch “artists” who pretend to have a personality. People who can barely form a sentence. People who will be gone in 2 years. It’s sad, really sad.
I long for the days when Michael Jackson was still normal and Madonna a cool slut.
You should totally get into bed and eat cookies with the beautiful tranny boy from Tokio Hotel! I think the same exact thing when I look at him, he looks too sweet to bump no-no hole's with...but you sort of just want to corrupt him too!
Your face!
As Snoop says, "You can put your boots in the oven, but that won't make them bisquits."
Fuck MTV. Fuck all of those moronidiot-dumb-heads. It's true, what some of you here have been saying - MTV gives Brit awards NOW, not back when she was the hottest thing on Planet Earth? Fuck stupid MTV. That organization should've folded up its chairs, pulled down its tent and called it a wrap a looooong ass time ago.
Thanks Veing, for the head's up on that! I saw the 2-minute clip for VMAs, and that brief tidbit made me glad that I didn't waste several hours of my precious time, lol! :)
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Submitted by cadebra1961 on September 8, 2008 - 10:21am.
Didn't watch the VMAs last nite. I was too busy partying to bother. Perhaps I'll catch some of the repeats whenever they're on. I'm sure it was as lame as last year's show, right?
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Save yourself! Don't bother watching the repeats. The VMA have been horrible for years, but this was the worst, and that is saying a lot. Terrible show (esp RB) from start, I assume, to finish. I watched maybe 30 minutes before changing the channel.
8:57pm - FIRST!!! I've always wanted to say that.
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I liked this one!
I could just picture MK with his laptop, cross legged on the couch and a bowl of popcorn on one side and a bottle of Grey Goose on the other, waiting for the commercials to be over;p
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omg this is hilarious!! MK♥♥♥
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MK, you need to live blog more often.
Reading your slow descent into madness makes my Monday.
MK, you should do more of live blogging, this commentary was hilarious and I didn´t even watch this crapfest.
Didn't watch the VMAs last nite. I was too busy partying to bother. Perhaps I'll catch some of the repeats whenever they're on. I'm sure it was as lame as last year's show, right?
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I think Britney had face work and lipo. Since MTV has been crap for years, it's really no comeback for her to be on TV with the Jonas Brothers, Tokio Hotel, Kid Rock, and other losers.
The VMAs are one hideously long commercial to promote everyone's mediocre work.
Crapfest! It was like some long ass telethon. They should've hired Larry King and Jerry Lewis to host that shit. Those two mummies would've been a lot better than that nasty Brand dude. He's so gross, creepy and boring as hell. Hard to believe it was the 25th anniversary of the VMA's and the best they could do was rigging Brit's three wins. Rhianna, Christina HAGuilera, Pink, all sucked. And the audience had more seat fillers and security than actual celebrities.
The only GREAT parts were when Tokio Hotel won best new artist (Bill's so HOT!) and Shia Labeouf (he's so cute).
Other than that... waste of time. Ironic really.. wasn't MTV's original purpose to be cutting edge,trendsetting inspired and actually play music???
----She is my favorite. Just saw her on milllionaire personals site """""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.Is she single again now?-☆☆☆☆---------
To all the Britney haters, the only thing I can say is: LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!!!!!!!!
*Kidding
Every year I think that the VMA's are going to be so fantastic---No.
Britney Spears only got pity awards.
***It's Brittney, Bitch!***
I've said before and I will say again. VMA is equal to xmas. So much hype but when it comes and goes you say that's all? That what I was so giddy about? I won't waste time giving opinions on everything. My choice statment is this... professionally speaking this was Brits least productive year. Her cd videos and everything were half assed and not promoted. It is a joke that she won all this shit. All the other years she was on top of her game and wins nothing. Now MTV just wants to give the good ol Americans a story where the underdog hero overcomes. Except we saw right through it. Asdfjkl. Frustration.
Lil Wayne looked like he had a crab problem. I had a neighbor who walked around with his ass hanging out, one day I told him it he didn't stop I was going to walk around like that, it worked, he may have pulled them down after passing me but at least he said hello.
So Shitney won simpathy awards?
Pathetic
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um, did Not watch the VMAs.
To be honest, I forgot all about it.
I was watching football.
Shitney won?!?
MTV is officially the worst turd on the tube
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Shitney: You still can't make a silk purse out of a ditch-pig.
"Ummm"... is not an answer!" Judge Judy
WTF?? Skankney wins 3 awards? I know the moonman is not a prestigious award but others deserved it way more than this swamp whore. I'll just go with the idea that she was given the awards this year as sympathy awards since she's never won anything before. Now she's going to believe she really has talent. Why can't she just go away?
Dlisted made the mtv awards so much better. i spent more time hitting refresh and cracking up at ALL the comments than watching the show. i didnt know the show was all about britnany. i mean mtv was really kissing her ass. all these pity awards. OVER IT!
MTV sucks I wouldnt even waste a precious second of my time watching that shit and supporting those asshats. I refuse to support ANYONE in American T.V> or Radio who has anything to do with music. Its sickening that these idiots are PRAISED for their non existent talent. Rihanna, Christina, Britney even Pink lets face it they all suck and whatever talent Christina has in her pipes she totally null voids it by over singing and making the LAMEST music ever. The rest just suck. Period.
Hey yo = just popping on a brief moment to say, one more time, what a fucking wasted of space Britney Spears is. I'm sure I'll be back later to say it again.
Have a great day:)
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Mk, I felt like was there. Thanks for the up to the minute updates!
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Well, i couldn't be buggered to watch the VMAs, but MK, you have outdone yourself!
You are one funny fucker you!!!
Cheers!
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Submitted by lara on September 8, 2008 - 12:26pm.
you don't see the resemblance? check this out:
http://img153.imageshack.us/img153/3191/5591ki1.jpg
and the song sounds exactly like sam sparo black and gold
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I've already seen that. Music wise though. I dont see Christina & the Swamp Thing.
Besides, I dont care if the song sounds like some one elses. It's new music from Christina 9at fucking last) & that's all that matters to me.
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Submitted by speakit on September 8, 2008 - 12:27pm.
OMG NOW SHE'LL THINK SHE'S TALENTED!
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She already thinks she's talented - why do yoiu think she keeps making "music"!!!!!!
~♥~Christina Aguilera just Keeps Getting Better ~ 22/9/08~♥~
Somedays I'm A Super BITCH! ~ Xtina, Keeps Getting Better
THE NEW SINGLE!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-O9G3JB8FG4
Goddamn you, Britney!
Go away, go away!!!
*shriek*
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Submitted by cio_cio-san on September 8, 2008 - 7:04am.
This was much better than actually watching the show
....taking a red hot 15 inch spiked dildo up a virgin ass would have been more enjoyable than watching this show. trust!
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Glad I didn't watch. Why the hell did Brit win anything? OMG NOW SHE'LL THINK SHE'S TALENTED!
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on September 8, 2008 - 6:30am.
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you don't see the resemblance? check this out:
http://img153.imageshack.us/img153/3191/5591ki1.jpg
and the song sounds exactly like sam sparo black and gold
Thank us? No, Thank YOU, MK!
So much dedication, thank you for slagging off the skanks that deserve it and liking the sluts that deserve to be liked.
Thank you for this therapeutic moment that makes me forget my slight flu.
"Our business in life is not to succeed but to continue to fail in good spirits" RL Stevenson
holy shit MK, you are awesome. This was much better than actually watching the show
Pathetic Humans- Prepare to write down the recipe!
Submitted by Michael K on September 8, 2008 - 4:00am.
THANK YOU SLUTS!
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THANK YOU for the making the VMA's enjoyable!!!!! (Well until Christina came on clearly!! lol)
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Submitted by iHeartHaters on September 8, 2008 - 4:50am.
DAE I was thinking of you during Xtina's performance! She looked & sounded great! Don't kill me but it was like Toxic, Radar and Gimme More in a dominatrix setting LOL I really liked it!
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Aww that's so sweet. My throat hurts from screaming during Christina's performance. I need throat sweets.
People keep saying that, but I dont see it. I see Goldfarpp & Lady Gaga. I don't see the swamp thing.
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Submitted by Sandbitch on September 8, 2008 - 4:35am.
@DAE - my fave post of yours for the night..
scrool down
LOL - I'm scrooling! Really scrooling.
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Lmao! You see? THIS why I dont stay up late anymore! "scrooling"! lmao
~♥~Christina Aguilera just Keeps Getting Better ~ 22/9/08~♥~
Somedays I'm A Super BITCH! ~ Xtina, Keeps Getting Better
THE NEW SINGLE!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-O9G3JB8FG4
lol twodrinkmin, not just me then :)
Omg *groans* Why the fuck am I up? I should be in fucking bed.
Unfitney got another award? Shge must be a really, really, really good lay.
~♥~Christina Aguilera just Keeps Getting Better ~ 22/9/08~♥~
Somedays I'm A Super BITCH! ~ Xtina, Keeps Getting Better
THE NEW SINGLE!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-O9G3JB8FG4
That Jonas brothers set was SO Sesame Street. I kept waiting for Big Bird to wander over and ask where Snuffy was.
Big night, huh?.. could have used some Winehouse by the sounds of it, but 'twas all about BritBrit and Pink (loves it). I just read MKs posts about it, glad I didn't see most of that crap that passes for music nowadays.
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I told ya I was trouble...
Ahahaha, HAIL BRITNEY!
Britney has already given us so much, and yet she continues to brighten our lives in new ways everyday.
Suck Brit's dick, Katy Perry!
That song is one of the most ridiculous, offensive and downright retarded things I have ever heard. Way to grab a piece of what has been long fought to be recognised as a legitimate expression of sexuality, and then transform it into some taboo for the titillation of backwards hicks.
"It's not what good girls do..."
Fuck you Katy Perry - with a dick, because it's pretty obvious that's what you really get wet over.
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Are we sure Xtina has not passed on and her final request was to be embalmed standing up holding a bottle of her nasty perfume?- DivasGone
OMG- Is this a record for the number of comments??!!!
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Maybe in order to understand mankind we have to look at that word itself. MANKIND. Basically, it's made up of two separate words "mank" and
"ind." What do these words mean? It's a mystery and so is mankind.
Frapp, I hear ya. I am a junkie. I need MK to be on tune 24/7. Elst, I cannot deal.
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