Nicolas Cage Is On Top!
Nicolas Cage and the dead hyena laying on his head might not be celebrating today even though they have the #1 movie in the country. "Bangkok Dangerous" did top the box office this weekend, but only with $7.8 million. It's the lowest grossing #1 movie in the past five years. The last time a #1 movie opened lower was when David Spade's Dickie Roberts: Former Child Star earned just $6.7 million in 2003. Hah. Almost beat by Dickie Roberts. That has to burn.
"Bangkok Dangerous" cost $45 million to make. The studio probably spent $20 million alone on keeping Nicolas' wig greased up. I almost considered going to see this shit, but decided I would waste less time by just flushing my $12 down the toilet.
I would have definitely seen it if it was called "Bang COCK Dangerous" and starred a bunch of big-donged nekkid dudes.
Here's how the rest of the truly shitty weekend box office looked:
1. Bangkok Dangerous - $7.8 million
2. Tropic Thunder - $7.5 million
3. The House Bunny - $5.9 million
4. The Dark Knight - $5.7 million
5. Traitor - $4.7 million
Never even heard of the movie, guess they didn't spend any of that on advertising
I thought that was Gene Simmons at first!
nic cage hasn't done a great job in a movie since "fast times at ridgemont high"...i don not understand his appeal...
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so pretty. so fat. so sad!!!
Well, when you resort to remaking a low budget movie from the 80's that no one saw the first time around..what do you expect?!
*****"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."*****
What is that thing on his head? Am I suppose to believe that's his real hair?
What happened to "Nicholas Cage, Oscar winning actor?"
And why has he been replaced with "Nicholas Cage...creepy looking, overacting ham?"
I'm just saying....
it costs like $100 to take your family to a movie. most people need that money to buy a gallon of gas or get a haircut
Maybe having Francis Ford Coppola as his uncle helped in some miniscule way.
Raising Arizona showed promise.
I like Nic Cage, but has to do somthing with his Long John Silvers grease soaked mop.
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Submitted by weenielover on September 8, 2008 - 11:13am.
some of Cage's past films have been good, not so much now. FYI Nick...you are bald, deal with it.
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Scientology is the new bald. Or once you're bald you become a Scientologist. Something like that.
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some of Cage's past films have been good, not so much now. FYI Nick...you are bald, deal with it.
Submitted by Silvara0428 on September 8, 2008 - 10:26am.
*peeks in an whispers con-air*
I think he’s great in that film. I loved his long hair, accent and ahem, handcuffs. HOWEVER, he has made some rubbish films since then and, interestingly, as his films get worse so does the hair. I took my little girl to see National Treasure 2 as she liked the first one and whilst she enjoyed it I was only able to stop focussing on his ghastly black wig long enough to cringe as his stab at an English accent. Ghost rider was execrable and his wig in that truly laughable. How old does he think he is- he was wayyyyy too old for that part. Nic? That line about you being as old as the woman you feel is a joke. You're not 20 hon, trust me.
Why doesn’t someone take him to one side and say ‘Nic- here’s the deal. You used to be a great actor and a bit of a sort however lately your films have been shite and you look a cunt. Frankly it appears that a giant merkin has landed on your head and no bugger has had the heart to tell you. Have a word with yourself and be cool again. Oh and losing the Ed the talking horse teeth might be a plan also’ But nobody will, will they? Least of all that 14 year old gold digger he married. Bet all she ever says is ‘charge it to my husband’s account’ and ‘well, I thought K-el was a better name that ‘meal ticket’.
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Leave the thinking to horses, they've got bigger heads.
Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on September 8, 2008 - 10:51am.
Iz mekkin' alts....
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I KNEW it. You alt-maker. That means you must be me, too, and I am you. And you're FatMartha. We're all the saaaaaaame! What'd you have for breakfast this morning, Self?
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YOUR JUST JEALUS OKAY YOU CAN'T MAKE THE SKIDMARK WITH BLOW TOOT TIMES SHE HAS THE BUTT BURN CHOCOLATE TACO OKAY WOW!
Love Carrottop & KD
*grins sheepishly*
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"Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot".
Submitted by Stock Broker on September 8, 2008 - 10:50am.
LovesCarrotTop ~ yea, but Olympia Dukakis was a hilarious Hot Slut in it.
Okeeee...then how about Valley Girl? He was harmless in that.
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I agree, Olympia is the most kickass woman there ever was. I've never seen Valley Girl. Who's in it, other than him?
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YOUR JUST JEALUS OKAY YOU CAN'T MAKE THE SKIDMARK WITH BLOW TOOT TIMES SHE HAS THE BUTT BURN CHOCOLATE TACO OKAY WOW!
Maybe this will make him think more carefully about his choices from now on. He needs to choose a different type of role. Maybe more mainstream. He's always liked the weird, dark, unusual roles. But hes done it to death. So now its time for a change. I actually like his work, even though he doesn't have that much range. He definitely has presence.
LOVE CARROTTOP on September 8, 2008 - 10:44am
Iz mekkin' alts....
XXO Slutacita.
...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...
I don't think I've seen a single piece of marketting for this movie. Not a commercial or poster or anything.
LovesCarrotTop ~ yea, but Olympia Dukakis was a hilarious Hot Slut in it.
Okeeee...then how about Valley Girl? He was harmless in that.
Submitted by Clarisse on September 8, 2008 - 10:45am.
LCT,
It's Eddie Izzard! I o.d'd on "The Riches" this weekend!!!
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Ooooohhh.. it almost looks like Mr. Bridget Jones. Mooorrnninngg Clarissalina!
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YOUR JUST JEALUS OKAY YOU CAN'T MAKE THE SKIDMARK WITH BLOW TOOT TIMES SHE HAS THE BUTT BURN CHOCOLATE TACO OKAY WOW!
LCT,
It's Eddie Izzard! I o.d'd on "The Riches" this weekend!!!
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Maybe there's a God above
But all I've ever learned from love
Was how to shoot somebody who outdrew ya
Leaving Las Vegas is one of my favorite movies....so sad, so dark.......
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Submitted by Stock Broker on September 8, 2008 - 10:43am.
LovesCarrotTop ~ I thought women liked "Moonstruck". Chick flick.
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I guess it would be easy to like if both Cher and Nicolas Cage didn't make you want to get a hysterectomy.
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YOUR JUST JEALUS OKAY YOU CAN'T MAKE THE SKIDMARK WITH BLOW TOOT TIMES SHE HAS THE BUTT BURN CHOCOLATE TACO OKAY WOW!
Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on September 8, 2008 - 10:35am.
"Leaving Las Vegas",.....anyone?
...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...
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NO YOU'RE NOT! YOU'RE AN ALT! I'M REPOOOOOOORTING YOU!
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YOUR JUST JEALUS OKAY YOU CAN'T MAKE THE SKIDMARK WITH BLOW TOOT TIMES SHE HAS THE BUTT BURN CHOCOLATE TACO OKAY WOW!
LovesCarrotTop ~ I thought women liked "Moonstruck". Chick flick.
Okay, how about Gone in 60 Seconds?
I thought Travolta and Cage both were good in Face/Off. I like some of his films, but he is pretty one-note. That may be a good thing if mixing it up means another performance like his in Peggy Sue Got Married (a film that I otherwise really like).
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I used to be a swinger
Til you wrapped me
Round your finger,
Just like a yo-yo
Just like a yo-yo
Dang Anderson Cooper Lover I forgot about that because of the Elizabeth Shue role. Soccer momma hair on a hooker? In Vegas?
Good book.
The authors family blamed One Square Crow for his suicide cause she made that shitty song of the same title but you know, ummm yeah that guy was clearly already depressed.
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Silvara- I was going to say Con-Air, but you beat me to it. Since then he has just become so annoying. I just want to slap him and stop his droney voice.
I'd like to see Tropic Thunder and The Dark Knight, but my boyfriend is too cheap to take me out to the movies, lol. I guess I'll have to go with one of my friends or whatever...
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I haven't seen "Dark Knight" because it would depress me. Will wait for it to come to HBO.
Wonder why the BO was so low this week? Guess people are waiting for the good Fall movies to come out.
"Leaving Las Vegas",.....anyone?
...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...
Oh Come on you guys, Ghost rider should have been an Oscar winner. He was fabulous in Ghost Rider.
“The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook”
Thanks Drama Queen!
I have been nostalgic for my childhood lately.
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I used to be a swinger
Til you wrapped me
Round your finger,
Just like a yo-yo
Just like a yo-yo
Submitted by Silvara0428 on September 8, 2008 - 10:26am.
*peeks in an whispers con-air*
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DING DING DING WE HAVE A WIENER! I forgot about ConAir. He WAS good in that.
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YOUR JUST JEALUS OKAY YOU CAN'T MAKE THE SKIDMARK WITH BLOW TOOT TIMES SHE HAS THE BUTT BURN CHOCOLATE TACO OKAY WOW!
Hey LCT, I think Cage was good in "Moonstruck". The end.
I love how the poster for this movie crops out his problematic hair area.
http://www.joblo.com/newsimages1/bangkok-poster-big.jpg
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Submitted by Clarisse on September 8, 2008 - 10:26am.
LCT!
Like, Valley Girl was gude! Oh my GOD!
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Is that Colin HotTimes in your avie??
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YOUR JUST JEALUS OKAY YOU CAN'T MAKE THE SKIDMARK WITH BLOW TOOT TIMES SHE HAS THE BUTT BURN CHOCOLATE TACO OKAY WOW!
As long as he never does that stupid-ass voice that he used in 'Peggy Sue Got Married', I can handle whatever crap he throws at us.
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The long hot summer just passed me by.
His hair plugs cost more than the movie made.
...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...
Maybe I am a bit quirky, but he was entertaining in Raising Arizona. Problem is, I think he was playing himself.
“The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook”
Oh shit Valley Girl
Yeah damn it that was good.
And there was somethig else.......
ummm he played a dark character with dry wit....
hmmmm.....
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
*peeks in an whispers con-air*
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"Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot".
LCT!
Like, Valley Girl was gude! Oh my GOD!
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Maybe there's a God above
But all I've ever learned from love
Was how to shoot somebody who outdrew ya
I've never seen 'Moonstruck'.
Feel free to slap me.
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
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OH MY GOD, loozer! I just noticed your avvie & sig. You are my new hero!
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Submitted by Stock Broker on September 8, 2008 - 10:15am.
LoveCarrotTop ~ Nick Cage was palatable in "Moonstruck" with Cher.
Where's my $5?
Send to:
Obama for Prez
Chicago, IL
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You mean with his terrible floating accent? Come on now Stocky, you can do better than that.
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YOUR JUST JEALUS OKAY YOU CAN'T MAKE THE SKIDMARK WITH BLOW TOOT TIMES SHE HAS THE BUTT BURN CHOCOLATE TACO OKAY WOW!
I did not love Moonstruck but i really enjoyed the part where Cher slaps the shit out of his sleepy ass looking face.
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Indeed he was in Moonstruck which I love but I cant give him too much credit that was SO Cher's movie.
Never understood how as an 'actor' he has had 'longevity'. He pretty much sucks. Every movie I have seen him in I have shut off, forget paying to see a movie in the theaters these days.
LoveCarrotTop ~ Nick Cage was palatable in "Moonstruck" with Cher.
Where's my $5?
Send to:
Obama for Prez
Chicago, IL
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on September 8, 2008 - 9:56am.
$5 to the first person who can name a movie he was actually good in.
...I liked him in The Rock, and Face/Off, otherwise he kicks rocks.
but I bet this movie was still better thsn the vma's
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