Nicolas Cage Is On Top!
Nicolas Cage and the dead hyena laying on his head might not be celebrating today even though they have the #1 movie in the country. "Bangkok Dangerous" did top the box office this weekend, but only with $7.8 million. It's the lowest grossing #1 movie in the past five years. The last time a #1 movie opened lower was when David Spade's Dickie Roberts: Former Child Star earned just $6.7 million in 2003. Hah. Almost beat by Dickie Roberts. That has to burn.
"Bangkok Dangerous" cost $45 million to make. The studio probably spent $20 million alone on keeping Nicolas' wig greased up. I almost considered going to see this shit, but decided I would waste less time by just flushing my $12 down the toilet.
I would have definitely seen it if it was called "Bang COCK Dangerous" and starred a bunch of big-donged nekkid dudes.
Here's how the rest of the truly shitty weekend box office looked:
1. Bangkok Dangerous - $7.8 million
2. Tropic Thunder - $7.5 million
3. The House Bunny - $5.9 million
4. The Dark Knight - $5.7 million
5. Traitor - $4.7 million
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I never see first trun movies anymore since I moved here. Germans always get the movies so late that I lose interest when they finally get here.
We JUST got Dark Knight here.
I am ready for fall movies and these bitches are still on summer!
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Submitted by Stock Broker on September 8, 2008 - 9:00am.
I haven't seen the Dark Knight either.
I'm too cheap to pay $$ to see it.
Oh, and Nicolas Cage was good in "Fast Times at Ridgemont High"...because he had no speaking lines (he played one of Brad's buds)
You took the words out of my mouth or I guess the words off of my monitor. I was going to say Fast Times (Anthony Edwards was a bud too, no?).
I was also going to ask who can afford to go to the movies?
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Submitted by TheBreakdown on September 8, 2008 - 9:03am.
Hellooooo tharr! Well, I don't think you've missed much, but I'm not sure. I always seem to be in class or otherwise preoccupied whenever something epic on here happens.
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OMG, he looks so handsome. Just saw his profile on millionaire dating site """""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""""" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship he is looking for on that site. Is he single now? Just curious!
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I've been a high and heaux low, juggling everything. I am back for a little debauchery. What have I missed?
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
http://societysex.blogspot.com/
I haven't seen the Dark Knight either.
I'm too cheap to pay $$ to see it.
Oh, and Nicolas Cage was good in "Fast Times at Ridgemont High"...because he had no speaking lines (he played one of Brad's buds)
I am curious to see what the people look like that goes see any of his movies. How does he keep getting work?
Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.
Like someone else said, 'Raising Arizona' was pretty good....
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I saw Tropic Thunder and it SUCKED! I walked out a little bit after the halfway point. What shit movies they make in Hollywood today. Total trash to put money in the rich actor's pockets from us regular Joe's subjecting us to dog shit movies.
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Breakdown! Where hast thou been? I haven't seen your ass here in a long time. Or maybe I'm just blind. Glad I'm not the only one who hasn't seen Batman.
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$5 to the first person who can name a movie he was actually good in.
MOOOORRRNNIIINNNGGG! Happy Fuck Myself in the Bumhole Monday!
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Submitted by TheBreakdown on September 8, 2008 - 8:49am
I haven't seen it either; it's too damn long and our rinky dink theater here only shows it like 2 times a day, both of which are inconvenient.
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"Someday we'll all be gone but lullabies go on and on...they never die, that's how you and I will be..." -Billy Joel
Am I seriously the only person on earth who has not seen The Dark Knight? Seriously. I feel so left out. lol
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Its been down here since Raising Arizona.
I still have not seen 'The Darnk Knight'.
Feel free to pimp-slap me now!
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
http://societysex.blogspot.com/
Praise Jesus. I fucking hate Nicholas Cage. What a douche. He, his 18-year-old Asian slave/wife, and his Superman son are the creepiest family in modern existence. Go away! I have never enjoyed him in movies at all.
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Gay!
Lately Nicholas Cage kills movie (not to mention the fact the movie looks dumb to begin with). Time for him to retire.
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"Someday we'll all be gone but lullabies go on and on...they never die, that's how you and I will be..." -Billy Joel
Maybe people would go to the movies if a studio came up with something original and stopped remaking the ones that have already been made!!!!
Fuckers!
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title makes me yawn, i will never see it.
sucks for you nick noltes old hair piece
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