Monday, September 8th 2008

It Was Bound To Happen


During Oasis' performance at the Virgin Mobile Festival in Toronto, a happy lunatic stormed the stage, pushed Noel Gallagher and then gaily pranced off before being tackled to the ground by security. Skip to around 1:30 in the video above. I had to watch it over and over again, because the happy lunatic looks like a schoolgirl playing tag. He leaps across the stage like a pretty ballerina.

While security escorted the dude offstage, Liam puffed out his chest and started to act all macho. He even threw in a few air punches. He was probably shouting, "Don't hold me back! Don't hold me back!" It's kind of endearing. He reminds me of Henery Hawk. It's okay, Liam. Let the big boys handle it.

The happy lunatic was arrested, but hasn't been charged yet. Oasis left the stage, but eventually came back to finish the show.

This is yet another example proving that Oasis (specifically Liam) makes bitches violent.

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Posted by: Michael K


hahahaha. that fucker Noel went down like a sack of spuds.

nice work, crazed maniac!
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Submitted by Mr. President on September 8, 2008 - 10:41pm.

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But they sell out TONNES of venues. It's weird cuz they get no play, really.

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Legends in their own minds. The white Kanyes.

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When I first heard this today, my first thought was: "Damn! Beyonce will do *anything* for her man, including hitting a bitch over insulting Glastonbury appearance comments!"

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Dayum! Bitch went flooyyyin off the stage. LMAO

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Ok, I wanna be fair here...I don't think Liam saw the guy until security had him - and then he reached out for Liam at that time...

But seriously - as funny as that is - that guys a fucktard. He pushed him with his guitar and he pushed him right down. Besides the damage he could have done to Noel, he could have seriously messed up that guitar.

In conclusion - he shoulda pushed Liam. Yeesh!

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haha! I like Oasis - I definitely wouldn't pay to see them live though. Ugh.

That is hilarious though.

And that scarf is icky.

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Haaa, fucking sweet! I haven't been able to get here in days and then I come and see this complete awesomeness. Thanks MK!
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HA FUCKING HA..THAT IS FOR ALL US WHO THINKS THESE FUCKING PUSSIES AND THEIR FUCKING GAY MUSIC SUCKS ASSHOLES!!

OMG!!!! I LOVEEEE OASIS!!and I love Liam (he is fucking hot!!)
This is wrong but funny as hell!!
Damn the security sucks!!! Where the lunatic came from??? Totally his 2 sec of fame, but poor Noel!!
The should fired the security.
The lunatic is fucking crazy I will never do that to noel, I remember I meet Liam and Noel, and maybe people think that Liam is like agressive and all that but he was such a gentleman and sooo sweet, but I not even been near to Noel coz he really intimidate you with his looks but even he was nice.
I love MK!!!
But I Love Oasis more, but hell this was funny but scary!

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That is SO ufcking awesome!!
Bah Ha!

click, rewind, click, rewind

Get that man a ticket to the next Jessica Simpson performance.

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Submitted by luckycharms on September 8, 2008 - 11:42am.
I saw a clip of this this morning. That poofed up haired English host dude was overtly offering up his opinion on how Americans should vote. I'm sorry, that just rubbes me the wrong way. I love British people and the UK and have been there many times. But no, you don't come onto our soil as a foreigner and start trying to influence American Citizens how they are going to vote. It is our decision, and quit personally, you don't have a say so in it. Go to the BBC if you want to voice your opinion, but keep your foreign mouth off our politics if you are a foreigner on American soil.

perhaps he was just following a script that was given to him and told what to say?

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Oasis were the original, proto-Douches

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"Love how Liam stands there just watching til he's sure security has the guy THEN starts his bs posturing."

Totally.

I didn't know people still went & saw these foolios.
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Love how Liam stands there just watching til he's sure security has the guy THEN starts his bs posturing. I thought he was the rowdy hooligan type? @@

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LOL -You know he loved it.

I've been singing an Oasis song lately because I'm really feeling it.

Slip inside the eye of your mind
Don't you know you might find
A better place to play
You said that you've never
But all the things that you've seen
They slowly fade away.

Gonna start a revolution from my bed.
Cuz you said the brains I had went to my head
Step outside cuz summertime's in bloom
Sit up beside the fireplace
Take that look from off your face
Cuz you ain't never gonna burn my heart out!

O Sally can wait,
She knows it's too late as she's walking on by
My soul slides away
But don't look back in anger
I heard her say.

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I saw a clip of this this morning. That poofed up haired English host dude was overtly offering up his opinion on how Americans should vote. I'm sorry, that just rubbes me the wrong way. I love British people and the UK and have been there many times. But no, you don't come onto our soil as a foreigner and start trying to influence American Citizens how they are going to vote. It is our decision, and quit personally, you don't have a say so in it. Go to the BBC if you want to voice your opinion, but keep your foreign mouth off our politics if you are a foreigner on American soil.

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Submitted by thereversepeephole on September 8, 2008 - 11:37am.
I love Oasis, and I am going to see them next November, the venue is sold out months ago it's going to be amazing.

dont getyour hopes up. will only be good show if liam is sober. and odds are he wont be sober...

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I love Oasis, and I am going to see them next November, the venue is sold out months ago it's going to be amazing.

velvett's picture

I wish the guy would have wiped the floor with Liam "Bigger than the Beatles" jack-off Gallagher.

They are still around? Didn't know that

Callan's picture

Ha! I think all of us, at one time or another, have wanted to beat the shit out of a Gallagher brother.

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Submitted by greenfinch on September 8, 2008 - 11:05am.
yeah, i didnt think it was worth my monies for just a few acts. i was so disapointed in oasis the last time i saw them here at the acc. they were terrible. well i should say liam was terrible. the rest of them were great but it was enough to spoil me for good onthem. the kooks deffo put on a good show. would have been well worth seeing. but cause ijust saw them, i didnt think going there would have been too worth it...dunno...

did they at least have decent beer at the beer tent to make it worth being there?
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Not sure I'd dish out that much for it again, but it was fun to do it once (although next time, I'd prefer to see Paul at a smaller, indoor venue).

And the beer was all Molson's so I just stuck to Canadian all day...meh, at least there was beer. :)

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the c word:

yeah, i didnt think it was worth my monies for just a few acts. i was so disapointed in oasis the last time i saw them here at the acc. they were terrible. well i should say liam was terrible. the rest of them were great but it was enough to spoil me for good onthem. the kooks deffo put on a good show. would have been well worth seeing. but cause ijust saw them, i didnt think going there would have been too worth it...dunno...

did they at least have decent beer at the beer tent to make it worth being there?

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Submitted by greenfinch on September 8, 2008 - 10:52am.
did you see the kooks by any chance? i saw them here in toronto back in oh what was it june or whereever. and it was a great great show
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Hi, no, they played Saturday and I only got the 1--day pass for Sunday...would have loved to have seen the Foo Fighters too.

I pretty much stayed at the same stage (when I wasn't at the beer tent) so I didn't see as much as I could have (I think Saturday had a better overall lineup).

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oooooooo fanks cadebra1961 it was a terrible video. perhaps they will get on stage and sing it one day and a happy lunatic will push her over :P

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OMG! So wrong.. yet SO funny.

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Submitted by missy on July 24, 2008 - 9:47am.

I officially deem this day to be: What The Fuck Is Wrong With People Day

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Submitted by Spoiled on September 8, 2008 - 10:41am.
I'm jealous C Word. How was Paul?
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He was pretty good although I'm not too familiar with his more recent stuff.

Everyone went nuts when he sang "A Town Called Malice"...wish he would have played more songs from 'back in the day'.
Still, a good time had by all... and I'm feeling every inch of it this morning! ;)

did you see the kooks by any chance? i saw them here in toronto back in oh what was it june or whereever. and it was a great great show.

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Thanks greenfinch! Love your Tori-as-Lucy avie, btw! That was a truly awful song/video Tori the hutt and her creepy hubby did awhile back, lol!
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OK Michael K I love you but I looooove Oasis. They have been my favorite band since I was nine years old! I actually met them a few years ago, well Liam anyway, and he was the nicest sweetest person. He's gorgeous too!

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Submitted by Clarisse on September 8, 2008 - 10:41am.
Off Topic, but MK, when is the chick in the thong going to disappear?!?!?!? Hard to pass this off as work when i keep seeing that chicks flabby arse!
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YES, PLEASE BANISH THE NAKED CHEESE THONG ASS! I can only get caught on the same page with it so many times too..

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Submitted by Spoiled on September 8, 2008 - 10:41am.
I'm jealous C Word. How was Paul?
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He was pretty good although I'm not too familiar with his more recent stuff.

Everyone went nuts when he sang "A Town Called Malice"...wish he would have played more songs from 'back in the day'.
Still, a good time had by all... and I'm feeling every inch of it this morning! ;)

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Submitted by cadebra1961 on September 8, 2008 - 10:44am.
Not too many Oasis fans here at Dlisted....add cadebra1961 to that list. You know what would've been really funny? If the lunatic tried to strangle Liam with his own scarf! That would've been really cool, hahahaha.

ok that would have been really really good!

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Bahahahaha! I agree with everyone, he pushed the wrong brother.

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Oasis sucks ass

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.

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Not too many Oasis fans here at Dlisted....add cadebra1961 to that list. You know what would've been really funny? If the lunatic tried to strangle Liam with his own scarf! That would've been really cool, hahahaha.
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ITA with him crackin the wrong brother! Liam is the bigger ass-crack.

Off Topic, but MK, when is the chick in the thong going to disappear?!?!?!? Hard to pass this off as work when i keep seeing that chicks flabby arse!

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Hekki's picture

It was funny, but I expected a little more prancing. To me, it looked like the arm flailing was because he lost his balance.

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I'm jealous C Word. How was Paul?

And yes, even though it was the wrong brother, I had to watch it over and over again, too. Something about people falling down always brings out the laughs for me...

It looks like the guy was going to try to leap into the crowd, but was foiled. Either I'm easily amused, or that shit was funny because I've watched it like 10 x's.

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He went went after the wrong one Liam is the bigger douche out of the two.

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Oasis could be (could have been?) so awesome, if they weren't such dicks. It's too bad.

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Oasis cranked out a couple of decent Beatle-Rip-Off tunes in the 90's. I've heard one of theur new songs, and it's the same thing. John and George don't even BOTHER to roll over in their graves for these poseurs.

"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"

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I was there (mainly for Paul Weller, who was on right before Oasis)...guy looked hammered and I think he was trying to impress his buddies.

Show was pretty subdued following that but quite a few of us had to stifle our giggles.

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they pushed the wrong brother.

liam is a total douche...mr. i like to sing 3/4 of a song then just stand there and wait for the applause..im surprised his alcoholic ass was standing so staight. when i saw them it looked as if he was gonna pull a johnny cash. kick the lights and fall over...

i like noel. but liam is the biggest douche of them all

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The dancing totally reminded me of MadTV's Stuart.

"Look what I can do!"

K, when the singer is singing into the microphone, it seriously looks like he's licking the balls of someone standing up.

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A 'happy lunatic'? Awww, that is my favorite kind!

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