The Best Dressed At The VMAs
DJ Fatman Scoop had the right idea while NOT dressing for the VMAs yesterday. Why bother dressing up for that shit? All you have to do is put on a pair of dirty chonies, a wife beater, your favorite chanklas and you're good to fucking go. DJ Fatman probably didn't even rub out the skidmark stains from his boxers. This is why he was the best dressed bitch of the night.
While going through the pictures from last night, I was majorly disappointed with the fashion choices. Everybody tried to look classy. The VMAs are about as classy as a Spears wedding reception. I wanted to see some nip slips, dick slips, tampon string slips and there wasn't any of that! I miss the VMAs of the 90s. Now those whores knew how to dress. Here's some of my favorites from last night (but that's not saying much):
Solange - She would've made this list no matter what. But thankfully she once again wore something she made during craft hour in the basement. Pier 1 must have had a clearance sale on placements.
Slash & his wife - I'm pretty sure Slash never takes off this outfit, so he doesn't really count. It's his wife that really turned out for the occasion. She's covering her nose because her dress smells like crusty sperm, chunky panty pudding, cocoa butter and boiled roast beef. It smells that way because she found it in the dumpster behind a SFV strip club.
Ciara - This ho came prepared. She obviously knew RiRi was not going to lip-synch. Soundproof wig!
Xtina - If Donatella Versace and Morticia Addams rubbed coochies, this is what would come squirting out of them!
Tyga - You can never go wrong with a bedazzled Garfield.
Wireimage, Getty, Wenn
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I think Morticia Adams has more class then Xtina. She looks like she was attending the Tranny Awards. She's so gross poor thing.
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La Baby Gurl Del South Con Tres Niño’s
Mrs. Slash used to have a penis. I'm sure of it.
I thought Xtina looked like a Tranny Cleopatra and anyone that has a tattoo of a finger mustache should be found guilty of being a stupid ass and shot on sight.You hearing me Mrs.Slash?
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Pink had Wardrobe Malfunction with Boob Slip but that's all that happened at the VMA.
DIE SOLANGE DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEE!
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"This is straight up fuckery."
His Holiness MK, 9/03/08
Dear Mrs Slash - your husband plays bitchin' guitar but that outfit makes you look like you have a tuberous belly. It's a visual illusion, cocksucka.
edited to be precise: tuberose: a bulbous plant - like a potato.
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Some days I'm a super bitch
Up to my old tricks
But it won't last forever
Next day I'm your super girl
Out to save the world
And it keeps getting better
DJ Fatman knows what a snoozer the VMAs are ... he dressed accordingly.
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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Submitted by paris herpes on September 8, 2008 - 12:57pm.
Cher could do Xtina's look 100% better than Xtina does...yuck!
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That's what her make-up reminds me of--70's Cher!
I really like the eye make-up dramatic and bizarre like that, but the pattern on Christina's dress makes her torso look misshapen.
At least she put away the red lipstick for a night. That's always an improvement.
"Life is like a box of chocolates. A cheap, thoughtless, prefunctory gift that nobody ever asks for..."
mmmmmmmm slash... *drools
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One dollar for eternal happiness?
I'd be happier with the dollar...
I thought Ciara was young. Go figure.
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
Sandbitch
Yup, he's gonna pay through the nose for the rest of his life. And they both know it. That's why she hooked up with him - he financially established and all. Cha-ching.
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I'm your huckleberry...BITCH!!
About Xtina's boobays - which are being assaulted by that heavy dress. Beaded dresses weigh a frigging ton! I'm impressed Xtina can drag the thing up the carpet. The dress is fighting back by dragging the tits down to meet the carpet.
Xtina, obey gravity - IT'S THE LAW!
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Some days I'm a super bitch
Up to my old tricks
But it won't last forever
Next day I'm your super girl
Out to save the world
And it keeps getting better
Submitted by Pimpcessa
Sandbitch
Jen Aniston should have taken notes and she might still have a hubby.
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Even Jen in animal print spandex couldn't save Brad from Ange's predatory vadge. I suspect Bradley regrets the day his foreskin got snagged in Jolie. Now he's stuck with that skinny bint's hemorrhoids and piles of poopy nappies. Can you imagine the child support bill he'd face if he ever tried to escape? Cowabunga!
Cher could do Xtina's look 100% better than Xtina does...yuck!
Your face!
And "Fatman Scoop" - you look like an idiot. Way to respect your peers!!
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I'm your huckleberry...BITCH!!
Sandbitch
Jen Aniston should have taken notes and she might still have a hubby.
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I'm your huckleberry...BITCH!!
Pimpcessa
Why is it some wives of rock stars always feel the need to be just as obnoxious as their husbands. Actually not that many but some. She looks like a beast.
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It's a sad attempt to scare off any younger wannabe husband stealers.
peaches
Don't hate me Folks, but I think Christina looks really hot in these photos. I like the bangs!
Yeah, but the dress looks like it's too low on her and her girls are about to pop out and say hello. Her make-up looks pretty cool too - different but cool.
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I'm your huckleberry...BITCH!!
I read about Slash and his wife Perla, it's a really sweet story! She had gone up to Ron Jeremy and told him She'd Marry Slash one day, and ol' hedge hog introduced them, and They're a very happy couple. He was previously married to some bitchy Model, but He and Perla are very happy together. If Slash can marry a regular girl, Any-fuckin'-thing is possibel!
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*I used to Love Celebrities, now I just love to Hate them!*
Sandbitch
Why is it some wives of rock stars always feel the need to be just as obnoxious as their husbands. Actually not that many but some. She looks like a beast.
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I'm your huckleberry...BITCH!!
Don't hate me Folks, but I think Christina looks really hot in these photos. I like the bangs!
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*I used to Love Celebrities, now I just love to Hate them!*
Pimpcessa
I bet she doesn't have a purity ring. Cock ring. Licorice cock ring.
Sandbitch
Slash looks like he's wearing licorice.
And his wife looks like a pig.
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I'm your huckleberry...BITCH!!
What the hell is wrong with XXXtina?
Those are the exact same lizard eyes that Jenna Jameson was sporting a while back.
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Are we sure Xtina has not passed on and her final request was to be embalmed standing up holding a bottle of her nasty perfume?- DivasGone
Slash looks like he's wearing licorice.
I REALLY wish Solange would just quit. She looks like shit and she can't sing. Oh and did I mention she looks desperate to be like her sister??
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I'm your huckleberry...BITCH!!
Don't hate on Slash. He is the greatest ever. I have been in love with him since I was 12 in 1987. I actually used to dress like him in HS and people didn't know if I was a girl or boy.
I actually ran away from home in 1989 to come to LA and hang out with rock stars. Didn't quite work out that time so I came again in 1996.
R&R 4 Ever.
I love Slash, sigh........
I am running out and so getting the hubby a pair of those boxers for his bd lol
Ciara looks like a kennel dog!
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
http://societysex.blogspot.com/
OMG is that Linda Hogan or friggin Xtina????
Submitted by Raniya on September 8, 2008 - 1:26pm.
Is it me...but for been the 25 year anniversary show, it was pretty lame. Where were the greatest starts of MTV over the years?
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Not just you - I've been tryna think of a way to phrase that myself? There was so little representation from the people that actually made MTV what it is(was once long ago).
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
Is it me...but for been the 25 year anniversary show, it was pretty lame. Where were the greatest starts of MTV over the years? blahhh lame lame show.
Slash apparently lives in a Groundhog Day type universe where it's always 1987.
Jesus. Tyga is the perfect example of why neck and facial tattoos are a really bad idea.
Submitted by Clarisse on September 8, 2008 - 12:33pm.
The C Word,
Aw shucks!
angel_i
RE: Chaka
Yeh, but when you have talent, you can dress a mess and get away with it....
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So true. She had some seriously wack-ass outfits back in the day - but, honestly - I always think she looks hot in those rags from back then.
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
Cute couple. They appear to be happy. But I saw his personal ID on wealthy men personals site""""""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""" yesterday. What is he looking for on that site? Looking for sugarbabe?☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆
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DJ Fatman and his old lady have the best taste in clothing, compared to the rest of the assholes at the VMAs, imho :)
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I can't believe MK didn't throw in pics of Lindsay's side boob action, he loves that!
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Hopes can always go up, tears can only come down.
Submitted by rotten_egg on September 8, 2008 - 12:56pm.
That's what I like about her, though. And if you think about, a lot of male pop stars have outrageous looks--why not a woman? If she didn't sing pop music and was in a rock band or something, this wouldn't be an issue.
-"em...yeah :0( I know, but's an improvement on the red lippy"
Erm... yeah. I give her that, but maybe she should lay off the heavy makeup kit altogether for a while. Her skin will thank her. It irks me that while she has singing abilities, she has to resort to clown makeup and a trashy-tranny image to stand out.
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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.
Submitted by yolie on September 8, 2008 - 12:45pm.
Slash's wife's tattoo mustache is retarded
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yeah! what the holy hell is that all about? i love when the wives think they're the ones being photographed. uh... nobody gives a dump about you. in fact, your hubby ain't exactly newsworthy these days either. please retire that stupid top hat already. it's officially older than most of the nominees on the stage.
THAT'S christina aguwhatever? i thought it was tara reid without her raver candy beads. the donatella wig is one thing but that crazy overlined squinty eye thing ain't working for me.
A day at the VMA'a was a Chico's kind of day.
...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...
For a moment there I thought Christina was Aubrey O'Day
I WANT THAT MUMU FROM THE MAIN PIC!
CAN I HAZ IT?
And Christina Aguilera looks awfully GORGEOUS.
Sorry haters, credit where credit is due.
And I do love her voice, and I love how she looks. Sorry lalala. I usually make fun of her but that is at most ...impeccable.
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"Writing that made my eyeballs fart." MK
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Submitted by Justina on September 8, 2008 - 12:40pm.
Yeah, I've come to accept that she will never look "normal" again. She's a drag queen who just happens to have a vagina. Kind of like Cher.
@dramaqueen365247, angel, Nova - Thanks for the love! Love you back!!
@Nova
I don't think she's bothed if he boobs sit right or not. She would've fixed them years ago if she did. If they do really mess up the boobies, i'm sure she'll have them redone (& hopefully made smaller too - honestly they're huuuuugggggeeee)
~♥~Christina Aguilera just Keeps Getting Better ~ 22/9/08~♥~
Somedays I'm A Super BITCH! ~ Xtina, Keeps Getting Better
THE NEW SINGLE!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-O9G3JB8FG4
Submitted by Marilyn v2.0 on September 8, 2008 - 12:43pm
Larry Rudolph he is her manager he is also the maneger or was of the olsen trollz
Submitted by Tigerlilly on July 14, 2008 - 8:39pm.
HUG ME JESUS! I SAY, HUG ME JESUS!!!! Can I get an Amen from the DListed congregation...I say, can I GET AN AMEN FROM THE DLISTED CONGREGATION???? You know you ho's want a hug from Jesus
Submitted by Marilyn v2.0 on September 8, 2008 - 12:43pm.
Anyone know who the tool is that was sitting next to BritBrit last night?
Larry Roudolf (sp?)
He his her baby sitter manager of yester year and i want to spank him on his hiney. I dont know why but i like that guy. Im a sick individual.
I asked before but is he into wang or chung?
ok thanks ha ha ha
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Slash's wife's tattoo mustache is retarded!