Monday, September 8th 2008
Lucite Kisses
After this picture was taken, several hos around the Empress of Lucite were rushed to the free clinic and treated for severe exposure to concentrated elegance. Once again, Shauna Sand has no idea the power she wields. One air kiss from Shauna is enough to put you into a deep coma where you'll only dream of lucite and Wet 'n' Wild lip gloss.
Here's the most famous pair of exquisite lucite heels on the planet with their gorgeous owner at a National Lampoon party the other night. Oh and Holly Madison was there too. She made the mistake of posing next to perfection. That's one of the first things they teach you in modeling school. Never pose next to Shauna Sand!
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OK, I am the only one that thinks Holly should have taken her shoes to be repaired if she was gonna give herself the freedom to show us her soles. Girrrrrrl, those shoes are busted!
everytime i see her face i get scared..
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Submitted by Sandbitch on September 8, 2008 - 10:23pm.
Kendra would make an excellent sports commontater (typo but I'm keeping it) and she needs a hot sportsman boyfriend so she can lose her virginity and teach him a thing or two.
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LOL! Sounds about right.
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
Her lips look like they were painted with pink lucite.
And I don't care how sexy Holly's body is, she has the face of a redneck meemaw.
Submitted by angel_i on September 9, 2008 - 12:10pm.
Submitted by Sandbitch on September 8, 2008 - 10:07pm.
The last season started with Kendra fixing up a condo. ... WHAAAT! Holly's sister just got married!
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Whoa nelly - that seems like AGES ago.
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Probably was! And I'm paying good money for that stale shit!
Kendra would make an excellent sports commontater (typo but I'm keeping it) and she needs a hot sportsman boyfriend so she can lose her virginity and teach him a thing or two.
Submitted by Sandbitch on September 8, 2008 - 10:07pm.
The last season started with Kendra fixing up a condo. ... WHAAAT! Holly's sister just got married!
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Whoa nelly - that seems like AGES ago.
I guess it takes a while for TV rays to get that far;p
Also - I watch everything online.
I think I got them bitches off a couple of different places..youtube, surfthechannel, and alluc.org....
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
The last season started with Kendra fixing up a condo. ... WHAAAT! Holly's sister just got married!
Fuck we are so behind in Australia. They are peddling us all your "out of use by date" shite. Except for Martha.
Submitted by Sandbitch on September 8, 2008 - 10:04pm.
I love Kendra's mum. She's precious. She should so get over Hef and hook up with Irv Richards, they need each other - don't you think?
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AAWWWW! For reals:) That would be SO sweet.
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
Submitted by angel_i on September 9, 2008 - 11:59am.
Submitted by Sandbitch on September 8, 2008 - 4:34pm.
I confess to watching the odd episode of Girls Next Door. No way does Kendra Wilkinson do sexay times wif Hef, she shudders if she has to kiss his cheek.
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Yeah - she looks like she's lying pretty consistently. Please dont' beat me down but I'm into these girls...
I love Kendra's mum. She's precious. She should so get over Hef and hook up with Irv Richards, they need each other - don't you think?
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Submitted by Sandbitch on September 8, 2008 - 4:34pm.
I confess to watching the odd episode of Girls Next Door. No way does Kendra Wilkinson do sexay times wif Hef, she shudders if she has to kiss his cheek.
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Yeah - she looks like she's lying pretty consistently. Please dont' beat me down but I'm into these girls...
The last season started with Kendra fixing up a condo. So she could rent it out. But I'm pretty sure they just pretended that because she's been on her way out since she came in. Also - she's not really Hef's type. Young and busty, sure...but he really does seem to have a personality type that he goes for...
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
I just can't get into the Shauna Sand stuff.
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I just stumbled and fell over Shauna's tits and hurt myself. Those saddlebags are hanging so low her nipples have their own zipcode.
"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"
Blonde bimbo overload! My eyes!!!!
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"How much is that doggie in the window?"
How does one human being get to be so shiny? It's like she has her own internal Milky Way spinning inside of her punani.
She looks beautiful and sexy. I saw her profile on milllionaire&celeb personals site """"C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""""last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.-----☆☆☆☆☆☆☆---------
Holly looks like she's dressing for Hef's funeral...did something happen that we don't know about? Did that Viagra finally take it's toll on old Hef's worn out wag?
Blunt wrap! ;}
I confess to watching the odd episode of Girls Next Door. No way does Kendra Wilkinson do sexay times wif Hef, she shudders if she has to kiss his cheek. Me thinks he took pity on a dumb white girl from Claremont. Not that there's a damn thing wrong with Claremont - it has a Homestyle Buffet. And MY mum lives there.
edited to add: my mum will tell you that she lives at La Jolla.
Here's the thing. Shauna's eyes are too close. If she did her eye makeup differently, she wouldn't be going down the Karen Black road. It hurts to look at her.
Holly Madison better step aside...
weenielover, read your comment just before posting mine...I was going to say her lips look like a hemorrhaging anus.
The version of Hell i will end up at has walls lined with closeups of feets and toes =*(
ho looks like she has a day-glow anus stapled to her face. GAAWWDALLMIGHTY! Does the poor thing own any mirrors?
shauna's beauty is so blinding...how dare holly even try to take a way an ounce of shauna's glow...
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so pretty. so fat. so sad!!!
Weird thing, I saw a segment on Shauna on TMZ last week (the televised show).
I thinks dlisted is becoming the new launching pad of interstellar beauty stars! First PP, now the Goddess of Lucite.
I love these bad plastic surgery sites:
http://www.celebrityplasticpics.com/
http://www.topsocialite.com/the-15-worst-celebrity-plastic-surgery-disas...
http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/
Submitted by angel_i on September 8, 2008 - 7:36pm.
Ahh well the secret to good cosmetic surgery is to make it look like they've had as little as possible :)
I have heard that Shauna Sands' titty sweat can cure cancer AND blindness!!
But if the cured blind person happens to look AT Shauna, they will go blind again.. seriously.
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Submitted by EmmaB on September 8, 2008 - 2:31pm.
Submitted by angel_i on September 8, 2008 - 7:05pm
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I'll agree that she needed it, wholeheartedly but I still can't find more than I said - and they don't even mention the eyes (or a facelift, more likely) but she's not exactly gorgeous now either. Honestly, I think her nose really made a difference. I'm not tryna be argumentative, I swear...I just think she dint' get as much as people think. Just that what she had done was done well.
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
just scrolling down quickly i thought it was x-tina again lol
Submitted by angel_i on September 8, 2008 - 7:05pm
Angel, the girl got a fat load of work done. She was nothing special beforehand, very plain...not that shes much to look at now:
http://cosmetic-makeovers.com/2007/02/23/holly-madison-alters-her-face
Submitted by angel_i on September 8, 2008 - 11:14am.
@ Hekki:
What a great exercise! But it made me LOL!
I'm only half-joking when I say if you're showing her what's real, you might wanna avoid TV altogether. re: the news, Dr. Phil...meh - I'll give you Jeopardy.
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Did you miss those out takes of Alex saying 'fuck'?
Shook me to my core that did.
Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on September 8, 2008 - 10:41am.
Some of these posts reminded me of a catalog I got over the weekend. Check out this shit: www.timeformecatalog.com.
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That wasn't too bad. I've seen worse collections online. In fact some of it was rather unique.
The beauty section HOWEVER.... blech.
Shauna Sands is like a morning spring shower...in Chernobyl.
She looks nice.
Well, if she didn't have those huge fake tits, bad lips, bad eye make up....
Let me rephrase that - her arms look nice.
and it's a pleasant background.
@ Hekki:
What a great exercise! But it made me LOL!
I'm only half-joking when I say if you're showing her what's real, you might wanna avoid TV altogether. re: the news, Dr. Phil...meh - I'll give you Jeopardy.
Mebbe you could say - they're SUPPOSED to be real - but they're not;p
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
Shauna totally looks like she's gonna bitch-slap Holly for getting in her picture. Haha, the competition must be fierce!!
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I'm your huckleberry...BITCH!!
I so do not have the energy to contemplate the wordage needed to describe these two either together or seperate but didnt want you guys to forget about me so I'm saying nothing :)
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"Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot".
Interesting how Holly had plastic surgery to look like shauna Sands did before she went overboard with her surgery.
Shauna still looks better.
Not that THAT is saying much.
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
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Submitted by angel_i :
But I showed the kids Shauna pictures...and some of the questions..."
HA HA HA! I showed my 4 yo daughter and asked her what she thought of the lady. She asked me if the lady was real. I asked her what she thought and she said the lady might be "not real" or maybe a cartoon. (We're learning the difference between what's "real" on TV (the news, Jeopardy, Dr. Phil) and what's not real (LazyTown, Mary Poppins, TeleTubbies)
Submitted by NovaNightly on September 8, 2008 - 2:03pm.
Shauna looks better with a side part in her hair....fer sure.
Holly...im not sure what look she's going for...but i saw her before surgery pics and OMG...she has had TONS of work done!!!
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TONS? She got a little around her eyes and her nose, right? And her boobies, of course. Did I miss something?
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
Shauna looks better with a side part in her hair....fer sure.
Holly...im not sure what look she's going for...but i saw her before surgery pics and OMG...she has had TONS of work done!!!
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And now for something completely different...
At least her hair is looking better than usual.
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Wow. You know youre trashy when you make a lingerie clad Holly Madison look classy by posing next to her.
dayum.
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omg.
Lucite kisses and skanky dreams...
My what frosty lipstick she's wearing.
Color, "Rimjob" by Maybelyingaboutmyage.
...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...
Oy! I keep meaning to scan this teen mag page (it's my kid's!) of Zac Efron's many changes. That guys had almost as much surgery as Shauna. Spooooky.
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
Pimpessa: You changed my mind. However, I think Holly should accessorize less.
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"Work from pithy middle eye out, swimming in language sea." ~Jack Kerouac
has anyone seen what Holly looked like before all her surgery? goodplasticsurgery.com has great pics. She needed her work, Shauna did not.
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Oooooh child, things are gonna get easier
Oooooh child, things will get brighter
Actually with the exception of tit jobs, I know a lot of men who get plastic surgery, lipo, botox, etc..Plastic surgery aint just for us ladies anymore especially with the new wave of "metro sexual" men getting facials and manis and pedis. I even know a gut that had to get his tits done - he used to use steroids and is into body building and he got "bitch-tits" from it and had to have some of his tits removed. Men just don't advertise it like women do.
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nothing says sexaay like pants you can pee in.
angel, yeah, my avvie's the shit. heee.
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