Monday, September 8th 2008
Lucite Kisses
After this picture was taken, several hos around the Empress of Lucite were rushed to the free clinic and treated for severe exposure to concentrated elegance. Once again, Shauna Sand has no idea the power she wields. One air kiss from Shauna is enough to put you into a deep coma where you'll only dream of lucite and Wet 'n' Wild lip gloss.
Here's the most famous pair of exquisite lucite heels on the planet with their gorgeous owner at a National Lampoon party the other night. Oh and Holly Madison was there too. She made the mistake of posing next to perfection. That's one of the first things they teach you in modeling school. Never pose next to Shauna Sand!
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Submitted by Pimpcessa on September 8, 2008 - 1:44pm.
DeeDee
I can't believe I'm going to say this, but Shauna looks way better than Holly.
For realze?? I was just gonna say the opposite.
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I gotta side with Pimpcessa on that. Holly - for what she has had - has had very little surgery and she's an old lady in the Hugh Hefner crowd. I think she looks pretty good.
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
DeeDee
I can't believe I'm going to say this, but Shauna looks way better than Holly.
For realze?? I was just gonna say the opposite. Shauna looks rode hard and hung up even harder. Holly looks a lot fresher and kinda cutsie and Shauna looks like she just got off the "over 40" pole at the local low end titty bar.
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I'm your huckleberry...BITCH!!
Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on September 8, 2008 - 12:41pm.
Some of these posts reminded me of a catalog I got over the weekend. Check out this shit: www.timeformecatalog.com. Damn, no wonder women like Nicole & Viveca feel the pressure to get work done! I started looking through it, & it just pissed me off. Where are the catalogs for men to get rid of their greys/love handles/erectile disfunction?
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Um, they only make things for men like Viagra. They make us the tummy tuck and boob implants.
The next thing they'll invent for the men is a pill that makes them all think they're screwing Shauna Sands.
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Did you say, "he was E-moaning?!"
Some of these posts reminded me of a catalog I got over the weekend. Check out this shit: www.timeformecatalog.com. Damn, no wonder women like Nicole & Viveca feel the pressure to get work done! I started looking through it, & it just pissed me off. Where are the catalogs for men to get rid of their greys/love handles/erectile disfunction?
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
http://www.myspace.com/dramaqueen365247
yay.
sickening slut.
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Oooooh child, things are gonna get easier
Oooooh child, things will get brighter
I can't believe I'm going to say this, but Shauna looks way better than Holly.
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"Work from pithy middle eye out, swimming in language sea." ~Jack Kerouac
Submitted by christine the hoff on September 8, 2008 - 1:35pm.
My God, she's almost out-classing my avatar!
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O - I think it would take a little more to out-class YOUR avatar. I love your avvie - its' atrocious!
;x
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
My God, she's almost out-classing my avatar!
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"what're you still doing here? Didn't I tell you to go home and fuck your mother?"
Regardless of the hos, looks like it would be a fun party-do you see the names of those sponsors?
I sooo wish wish hos would stop blowing air kisses at the camera. That sh** is not cute..it just makes me cringe at the possible botox-halotasis breath they probably have.
*****"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."*****
Does this ho even own any real clothing?? Why all this effort to be sexy 24/7? I mean Holly has to just to keep the key to the mansion but this lucite beast is as bad as PP. They just run around town looking for the paps and slap a tit in the camera lens. Me thinks that women that try that hard to be sexy all the time don't get the attention that they need from the men they want it from - EVER!
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I'm your huckleberry...BITCH!!
@Boob3rries.
They're Playboy hos. I always give them a pass cuz that's the world they chose, you know? But I showed the kids Shauna pictures...and some of the questions: doesn't she have any clothes? Isn't she embarrased that people can see her undies? Was she, like, a homeless lady that someone saved?
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
Submitted by angel_i on September 8, 2008 - 1:26pm.
Hi angel!
Better “DUCK!” than “I’m hit! I’m hit!”
;)
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The long hot summer just passed me by.
Is there a real reason why she's always in her undies?
Pardon my ignorance, I have yet to learn the ways of trash Hollyweird.
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"Writing that made my eyeballs fart." MK
http://www.fotolog.com/justmemyselfandi
Submitted by The C word on September 8, 2008 - 1:25pm.
LOL Mk - I almost yelled “DUCK!” when I saw this pic…
She looks absolutely pi-hissed that Holly is posing with her.
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LOL! I know!
LUVS it! ;p
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
So Shauna is the hwore keeping Wet 'n' Wild in business.
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"Work from pithy middle eye out, swimming in language sea." ~Jack Kerouac
She makes Xtina's makeup look "restrained".
LOL Mk - I almost yelled “DUCK!” when I saw this pic…
She looks absolutely pi-hissed that Holly is posing with her.
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The long hot summer just passed me by.
She looks beautiful and sexy. I saw her profile on milllionaire&celeb personals site """"C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""""last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.-----☆☆☆☆☆☆☆-------
Sigh......maybe someday I can be as elegant as she is?
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"Crocs: They are to your eyes what second-hand smoke is to your lungs."
Submitted by Clarisse on September 8, 2008 - 11:23am.
In all honesty? Yes. At least you have SOMETHING to do!
And hey..in a meeting you talk to real peoples =(
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"Writing that made my eyeballs fart." MK
http://www.fotolog.com/justmemyselfandi
You know, i recall commenting on an XTina thread that nobody could pull off pink lipstick, but boy was i wrong!!!
Off Topic,
I get to go into a 2 hour meeting!!! Jellus???
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Maybe there's a God above
But all I've ever learned from love
Was how to shoot somebody who outdrew ya
Wheres Gloria Steinem to cunt punch these whores when you need her.
Is this for real, Michael?
I root for all of us to find you a new muse.
Seriously.
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"Writing that made my eyeballs fart." MK
http://www.fotolog.com/justmemyselfandi