Monday, September 8th 2008
The Mini-Me Sex Tape Is Here (For Now)
Who needs lunch anyway? AVN reports that a website (NSFW) went live this morning selling the full Mini-Me sex tape for just $9.99. Hey! That's the price of your lunch. Skip the tuna melt and feast on some little people porn instead.
The site was registered in China and it's still up as of now. I'm not, though.
If you don't think you can stomach seeing Mini-Me busting a mini nut, then click here (NSFL) to see a few stills. It's going to take a few therapy sessions for me to get over the picture in the top right corner.
Seriously...why did I click on that. Now I will have nightmares. It's like she's being fucked with a vibrator. A MINI one...damn that is such a horrible sight.
It looks like a mutant baby trying to get back into the womb.
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"Oh you little bitch troll from hell!" -- Patsy Stone
OMFG I WANT TO DIE NOW! Someone please put me out of my misery. This does go beyond your prolific sluts. To think I was watching Austin Power's last night. Mini Me has sure come a long way....
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La Baby Gurl Del South Con Tres Niño’s
Ok, so you guys are obviously not clicking on the site for the video...I couldn't get in there all damn day - it was so jammed up. But they seriously for serious want you to PAY for that shit. No thanks, I'd really only watch it if you put it right up there...and then I would HATE you forever!
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
Why did I click on that twisted fuckery? Now I wish I was fucking dead. Nice going, Mr K.
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'Politically Correct' is the PC term for Spasticated Gaytalk.
I had too look. I hate myself
This is one sex tape Im gonna pass on. Nope. Not even gonna try to look.
This shows the level of desperation people reach when they wanna be famous. Let's face it - the only reason this quasi-normal looking woman was with Verne is cuz he's a celeb.
Oh man - I wish I didn't look at that shizz.
MK CAN WE PLZ SHARE THOSE THERAPY SESSIONS??
LIKE WHAT KINDA SHIT IS DIS? IM WATCHIN THE STILLS AND HALF EXPECTIN CHRIS HANSEN TO WALK INTO MY LIVING ROOM....THAT'S HOW WEIRD I FEEL WATCHIN MINI-ME DOIN IT....BLECH
Yuuuuuuck! Why, why, why did I look?
I should be Verns lawyer I would have this banned because it promotes infant porn.
Sincerely,
Alana Smithee
C'mon, you DListed ho's that watched this wretched mess, give us a play by play description, romance novel style...you know like...
Her delicante flower was crying out for a spicy li'l snack, not a full meal...oh, and she got it, in the form of his tiny manhoo... almost boyhood, like back when she was 14, but there was something erotically infantile about him...Ok, I'll stop for fear of being arrested.
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
that has to be most degrading thing I have ever seen.
I can't believe I looked at that. I need a big-ass drink now.
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"This isn't going to involve children or hiking, is it?"
Scarred for life.
Submitted by Clarisse on September 9, 2008 - 8:50am.
Sandbitch,
Oh he's hot! Very manly hotness!!!
Goodness gracious YES! He's enough to draw me out of retirement. Look out Agent Clarisse, I'm hungry.
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Some days I'm a super bitch
Up to my old tricks
But it won't last forever
Next day I'm your super girl
Out to save the world
And it keeps getting better
Sandbitch,
Oh he's hot! Very manly hotness!!!
I am out kids!
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Maybe there's a God above
But all I've ever learned from love
Was how to shoot somebody who outdrew ya
Submitted by RichBitch on September 9, 2008 - 8:37am.
Eww, it's like she's being fucked by a baby!!!!
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After being desensitized by your avie of some guy showing off his crowning turd, Verne fucking was a pleasant hiatus.
Submitted by Clarisse on September 9, 2008 - 8:34am.
He's hot!
Either that or it's the menopause.
Eww, it's like she's being fucked by a baby!!!!
Sandbitch!
Yeh, i never thought i would enjoy someone say Dirty Sanchez, but with a Scottish accent, it ain't so bad!
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Maybe there's a God above
But all I've ever learned from love
Was how to shoot somebody who outdrew ya
Submitted by Clarisse on September 9, 2008 - 7:26am.
LCT!!!!!!
You GOTTA watch this promo interview for 300!
Skip the shit at the beginning and hit it about the 1:00 minute mark
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FF to about 4.00 "I fucked her senseless" LOL.
@LoLo song- lolololol.
This makes me feel icky. And sad. I feel sad for him. Imagine if he read these terrible things about him looking freakish. Awws.
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I WILL EAT YOUR BABIES BITCH!!
I must be really sick. I'm at work and leaving for a Dr. appt. in a few. Afterwards I'm going to race home and C L I C K! I'll remember to pay extra attention to the picture in the upper right corner. Is that the one that'll send me to therapy?
Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't the sorry ho he's boning look like SamRo. I didn't know the lez liked the manwich as well as the clampie
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→←...When you come to a fork in the road, take it...◘•♣♣ Yogi Bera →←
LCT!!!!!!
You GOTTA watch this promo interview for 300!
Skip the shit at the beginning and hit it about the 1:00 minute mark
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=swqO6L4uF8g
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Maybe there's a God above
But all I've ever learned from love
Was how to shoot somebody who outdrew ya
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on September 8, 2008 - 4:17pm.
Can I get a little of the Bloom action with some Ryan Reynolds thrown in there?
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Oh, I suppose... but only because you're letting me and Clarisse crash in your place and letting me play Mrs. FatCarrotTop. :>
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Keep on keepin' on.
For all you haters, it's....Bible In a Minute!
Submitted by FatMartha on September 8, 2008 - 5:14pm.
CtheHoff: Erm, uh... while you're at it, can you write the script for an Orlando Bloom/FatMartha/Harrison Ford sammich? *droooools*
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Can I get a little of the Bloom action with some Ryan Reynolds thrown in there?
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YOUR JUST JEALUS OKAY YOU CAN'T MAKE THE SKIDMARK WITH BLOW TOOT TIMES SHE HAS THE BUTT BURN CHOCOLATE TACO OKAY WOW!
CtheHoff: Erm, uh... while you're at it, can you write the script for an Orlando Bloom/FatMartha/Harrison Ford sammich? *droooools*
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Keep on keepin' on.
For all you haters, it's....Bible In a Minute!
Submitted by beerbohmlove on September 8, 2008 - 2:13pm.
He is my favorite. Just saw his personals ID on millionaires personals site """""""""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""""""""" yesterday. I am wondering what kind of relationship he is looking for on that site.☆☆☆☆
I don't want to know! I don't want to know anything else about this guy! I'm too disgusted by the comments to even think about clicking on that link.
LCTOP on September 9, 2008 - 6:49am.
Clarisse on September 8, 2008 - 4:36pm.
Off topic,
HAHAHAHAHQAHAHAHA! That was awesome. Especially little red riding hood having monster tennis ball tits.
LOL
Monty Python & the Holy Grail - Killer Bunny
www.youtube.com/watch?v=XcxKIJTb3Hg
Those pics are kind of sad...:( :(
Submitted by Sandbitch on September 8, 2008 - 5:02pm.
There ya go! Wasn't so bad was it? Did you notice how Verne has utilized his angled wrists to anchor himself? Clever liddle guy huh.
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I was too busy trying to figure out why she was pretending to be enjoying it while he was breastfeeding. Oh God I need help now.
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YOUR JUST JEALUS OKAY YOU CAN'T MAKE THE SKIDMARK WITH BLOW TOOT TIMES SHE HAS THE BUTT BURN CHOCOLATE TACO OKAY WOW!
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on September 9, 2008 - 6:57am.
OH MY GOD I CLICKED
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There ya go! Wasn't so bad was it? Did you notice how Verne has utilized his angled wrists to anchor himself? Clever liddle guy huh.
umm, clarrise, meat..... ymmmmmmm
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"what're you still doing here? Didn't I tell you to go home and fuck your mother?"
OH MY GOD I CLICKED IT I JUST WATCHED A BABY HAVING SEX WITH AN ADULT.
You can arrest me now.
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YOUR JUST JEALUS OKAY YOU CAN'T MAKE THE SKIDMARK WITH BLOW TOOT TIMES SHE HAS THE BUTT BURN CHOCOLATE TACO OKAY WOW!
CTH!!!
Sweet Jebus can you imagine being the meat in a Butler/Crowe sammich??!!?!?!!!?!?!?!?!?!?
oh, uh, brb
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Maybe there's a God above
But all I've ever learned from love
Was how to shoot somebody who outdrew ya
Oh lawwwwd, that was some kind of nasty! It's like he's in between doing her and giving her head. And what's she moaning for if you know it's like sticking a Kit Kat in there.
Submitted by Clarisse on September 8, 2008 - 4:36pm.
Off topic,
I am a sick little monkey, but this made me laugh out loud!!!
http://www.aniboom.com/video/1688/Rabbit-Terror-of-the-wood/
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HAHAHAHAHQAHAHAHA! That was awesome. Especially little red riding hood having monster tennis ball tits.
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YOUR JUST JEALUS OKAY YOU CAN'T MAKE THE SKIDMARK WITH BLOW TOOT TIMES SHE HAS THE BUTT BURN CHOCOLATE TACO OKAY WOW!
now I'm writing in my threesome with gerard and russell crowe.
"I'm the hardest working bitch in hollywood.'
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"what're you still doing here? Didn't I tell you to go home and fuck your mother?"
He is my favorite. Just saw his personals ID on millionaires personals site """C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""" yesterday. I am wondering what kind of relationship he is looking for on ~that site.☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆
Submitted by Clarisse on September 8, 2008 - 4:46pm.
CTH / LCT,
"No sir! The 3rd dance is for free...cum with me."
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*Insert PDiddy saying "Close your eyes, come with me"*
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YOUR JUST JEALUS OKAY YOU CAN'T MAKE THE SKIDMARK WITH BLOW TOOT TIMES SHE HAS THE BUTT BURN CHOCOLATE TACO OKAY WOW!
CTH / LCT,
"No sir! The 3rd dance is for free...cum with me."
FatMartha!
God i am so glad i am not the only one that busted a nut when i watched that!!!
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Maybe there's a God above
But all I've ever learned from love
Was how to shoot somebody who outdrew ya
@Clarisse: OMG! ROFL! Just as I watched that my roomie walked into the room and we both stared at it like O__O. I was laughing like a loon while she was probably crossing herself. She's going to go pray for the salvation of my soul or something now. xD
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Keep on keepin' on.
For all you haters, it's....Bible In a Minute!
okay, I'll write clarrise in too, she can be the stripper who gives Gerard a lapdance
"getting hand cramps from all this writing"
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"what're you still doing here? Didn't I tell you to go home and fuck your mother?"
Submitted by christine the hoff on September 8, 2008 - 4:36pm.
No, I'm writing you into the screenplay as we speak, you're going to be the sexy cop he cheats on me with. akward sentence alert.
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HAHAHAHAHA!
"Excuse me, Mr Butler, but it has been brought to my attention that you are concealing a large and dangerous weapon in your pants."
*Insert Bow chica bow wow music*
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YOUR JUST JEALUS OKAY YOU CAN'T MAKE THE SKIDMARK WITH BLOW TOOT TIMES SHE HAS THE BUTT BURN CHOCOLATE TACO OKAY WOW!
Submitted by Clarisse on September 8, 2008 - 4:36pm.
LCT,
RE: Hoff/Butler porn.
Scoot over and hand me a spoon =(
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Deal. If this is wrong, then I don't wanna be right.
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YOUR JUST JEALUS OKAY YOU CAN'T MAKE THE SKIDMARK WITH BLOW TOOT TIMES SHE HAS THE BUTT BURN CHOCOLATE TACO OKAY WOW!
Submitted by luckycharms on September 8, 2008 - 2:24pm.
Oh, God, if that isn't a vodka kill buzz, I don't what is. There is something basically wrong with a full grown woman having sex with a midget. I mean, if midget wants to get it on with midgets, fine. That's beautiful. But a full grown, adult sized female proactively wanting to get it on with a 3 foot male is wrong, I don't care what anyone says.
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I don't know how this woman's poor parents are handling this. I don't have children at this time in my life, but I think the one thing I couldn't accept if I ever have one is them dating, marrying, sleeping with a midget, unless of course they were a midget themselves! Some parents hate their kids dating someone of a different race, religion, class, etc.. but me, a midget would be the dealbreaker! I could except her with a hot deaf or parapaligic man, or something, but being with a midget, that makes it look like a woman is desperate, like she can't do any better or something! I'm sorry for being such a bitch, it's just one of those things that would be so embarassing. I just think how could I invite my friends to that wedding if that happened? how do you introduce your child and their significant other to your friends, your boss, other family members when that person is a midget! Godforbid, Knock on wood!
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*I used to Love Celebrities, now I just love to Hate them!*
No, I'm writing you into the screenplay as we speak, you're going to be the sexy cop he cheats on me with. akward sentence alert.
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"what're you still doing here? Didn't I tell you to go home and fuck your mother?"
LCT,
RE: Hoff/Butler porn.
Scoot over and hand me a spoon =(
Off topic,
I am a sick little monkey, but this made me laugh out loud!!!
http://www.aniboom.com/video/1688/Rabbit-Terror-of-the-wood/
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Maybe there's a God above
But all I've ever learned from love
Was how to shoot somebody who outdrew ya