Monday, September 8th 2008
The Mini-Me Sex Tape Is Here (For Now)
Who needs lunch anyway? AVN reports that a website (NSFW) went live this morning selling the full Mini-Me sex tape for just $9.99. Hey! That's the price of your lunch. Skip the tuna melt and feast on some little people porn instead.
The site was registered in China and it's still up as of now. I'm not, though.
If you don't think you can stomach seeing Mini-Me busting a mini nut, then click here (NSFL) to see a few stills. It's going to take a few therapy sessions for me to get over the picture in the top right corner.
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*projectile vomits*
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Oooooh child, things are gonna get easier
Oooooh child, things will get brighter
Oh, God, if that isn't a vodka kill buzz, I don't what is. There is something basically wrong with a full grown woman having sex with a midget. I mean, if midget wants to get it on with midgets, fine. That's beautiful. But a full grown, adult sized female proactively wanting to get it on with a 3 foot male is wrong, I don't care what anyone says.
ok what is motorboating?
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Mini-Me Does the Nasty!
Haha, and nobody does nasty like this kind of nasty. It's just plain nasty!!
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I'm your huckleberry...BITCH!!
k so well no one is looking at it so it must be pretty freaking nasty..
onward
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"Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot".
Mini-Me Does the Nasty!
Hahahahaha NAST! I thought the stills would be worse...for some reason.
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How can you thank God for a song that the Devil helped you write?
OMG...I'm....speachless.....
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I'm your huckleberry...BITCH!!
All I keep thinking about is him in Austin Powers saying Eeeeee Eeeeeeeeee ~Pain is Beauty
I'll take a pass... next story.
Jeebus, Mary & Joseph MK I just had lunch! The human eye should not look at everything, this is definitely one of them.
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"Ooo, those goody-goody Smurfs make me sick!"
He is my favorite. Just saw his personals ID on millionaires personals site """""""""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""""""""" yesterday. I am wondering what kind of relationship he is looking for on that site.☆☆☆☆
That's a waste of weed if I look at that.
Not fuckin' up my high with that ish!
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
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I swear to God I'm going straight for the Maalox now.
Well, on the bright side..Not many men can motorboat while they're screwing?
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Did you say, "he was E-moaning?!"
Who in their right mind would watch this?
The minute I get home, I am so watching this shit. The curiosity is killing me. I've got to know what he's packing down there. I can take anything, except for the tongue kissing. Bleeeeeech. Something about his little gross lizard tongue freaks me out.
You all know how much I love me some weird porn. I would definitely watch. :)
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pathetic is chatting with bitch of crazy mouth
Funny Bitch LoLo as FLA
Haribo - I know. I can't look again, I feel like a pedo. It is so wrong.
HMMM.
The IP address of the site's server is Kuala Lumpur...
Malaysia's Muslim Morality Police can't be happy about that.
It looks like she's doing it with one of the Roswell aliens.
UGH! I can't see the video - I just KNOW its because of you hos! LOL!
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
NOOOOO!!! Why did i look at the stills.
I'm gonna HURL.
This is so wrooong. I refuse to go over to the dark side.
Lindsay was pissed when the paps captured Ali chopping on Samantha's dick off so they could officially be lesbian lovers.
M.E, he does look like a toddler ;/ ahhh, why did i look there?!? why!?
Ok. Whoever pays money for that nasty shit. THAT is who y'all need to deport! NAS-STAY!
PS. It's damn funny looking at him fuck tho. He's like one of the luckiest guys in the world - motorboating is a MUST during coitus. That's pretty positive!
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
I only looked at the stills and I feel like a sicko for doing so. Mini Me looks like a toddler and it's creeping me the fuck out.
fuck ;/ that's gross.
I. WILL. SO. WATCH. THIS.
Im going to call my BF over to my computer later and tell him there is something i saw in a video that i really, like REALLY want to try with him.
He's gonna see its Billy Joels daughter and Mini Me. He wont want to watch at first... but I will insist he stay tuned till that "part" comes on that I wanted to try. He will keep watching cause he is curious like that.
HA HA HA HA HA
Then when it is over i will say, "PSYCH!!!!!"
And then we will laugh and laugh and laugh about it in the therapists office.
GOOD TIMES!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
OMG I so cannot watch this at work please someone give me the low-down....
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"Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot".
The C word
wait for me!!!
" running to catch up"
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"what're you still doing here? Didn't I tell you to go home and fuck your mother?"
I just threw up in my mouth a LOT.
SO wrong.
Not. Going. To. Do. It.
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"Hand in hand, we can live together. Ginger or not, we're all the same". ~ Cartman
Yea, no.
Can't do it, can't just can't.
A Mini Taco Pop, ew ew ew.
...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...
O.O I will proceed as Jocast now and poke my eyes out.
Thank you.
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"Writing that made my eyeballs fart." MK
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Skin crawling. Hair standing. Gorge rising.
*goes off to watch Christian the lion again*
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The long hot summer just passed me by.
dear God I'm going back to bed.
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"what're you still doing here? Didn't I tell you to go home and fuck your mother?"
No, please God, no.
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"Work from pithy middle eye out, swimming in language sea." ~Jack Kerouac
Anyone else have chills and big ass goosebumps?
“As you simplify your life, the laws of the universe will be simpler; solitude will not be solitude, poverty will not be poverty, nor weakness weakness.”
That is just all kinds of wrong. Blech!
ugh
I just threw up in my mouth a little.
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