Kate Hudson Is Paranoid
Kate Hudson was in a full elevator, on her way to the roof top party for Rachel "Chupacabra" Zoe's new reality show, when she started freaking out like her vagina was on fire. A source told Page Six: "In the elevator she kept screeching, 'I'm freaking out! It's too much!' while waving her arms around."
Maybe her vagina was on fire? It's possible. She did sleep with Dax Shepard once. Or maybe she suddenly realized that she might have to look at Chupa up-close. That would make even the calmest whore go into panic attacks.
I'm seriously pissed at the people in that elevator. They lost their chance to really send Kate over the edge. If Kate Hudson started losing her caca in an elevator with me, I would calmly look at her with cunty eyes while pushing the emergency button. After the elevator came to a screeching halt, I'd sit back and relax while Kate climbed the walls like a trapped rat in heat.
When Kate finally got out of the elevator, she refused to do any press, saying, "I don't do that." Her spokesbitch denies the whole story. They said: "This is all ridiculous and completely untrue. Kate did go to Rachel's party to celebrate her new show, had a great time and left with the group of girlfriends she came with."
Now I know that spokesbitch's statement is a lie. Kate leaving a party with a group of GIRLfriends? It it doesn't have a working peen, Kate isn't leaving with it.
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Interesting to me that she has yet to find Botox or Juvaderm. She may be skinny, but she looks like an old hag. If she has a plastic surgeon, he should be fired.
MK, MK, MK. The answer is simple. She was having a delayed reaction to a pussy wax. Ouch!!!!
I'm waiting for the Chupacabra bobble-head doll.
The Rachel Zoe Doll: http://z.about.com/d/horror/1/0/U/n/trilogy_doll.jpg
Does she have girlfriends? This is the first photo I've ever seen of Kate with another chick.
she must have realized what a neglectful self centered mother she is.
"In the elevator she kept screeching, 'I'm freaking out! It's too much!' while waving her arms around."
I seem to have that effect on people after dropping "a silent but deadly" fart bomb.
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Why is her head so big?
You think she was bad, you should see Rachel Zoe when they put her back in the car carrier.
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Peter: Whoa, Lois, look at you, you look like Britney Spears. Except you're not a fat guy.
So no one on the elevator had a camera/video phone? Couldn't call their own voicemail to record this shit?
Sincerely,
Alana Smithee
Once I worked a function at a college when a co-worker and I had to take the portable bar down to the basement in this rickety-ass service elevator.
Well the elevator got stuck. My co-worker was from Egypt, and apparently when they are upset they spit. He freaked out, smushing me against the wall with the bar while pushing the elevator button and spitting.
After about 15 minutes of that, they got us out. I'll never forget it. Good times!
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
She was comin down off a coke binge. IMO...lol
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on September 8, 2008 - 4:35pm.
looks like Rachel injected someone's ass schmaltz into her face.
Oh, Mrs. K, I love your way with words! And schmaltz is one of my fave words!
What's up with Rachel's fat arms with the skinny bod?
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Not a fan of the Chupacabra...she scares me with those eyes...The Chup has cunty eyes! She's got more lines in her face than a Manhattan street map! I don't care how many procedures she's paid for--I think the Chupacabra should go toe-to-toe with Sarah Palin.
I read that Rachel Zoe is 35 years old.
What fucking stupidness???? That bitch has more botox than a brick.
She sucks!
looks like Rachel injected someone's ass schmaltz into her face.
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Prepare for Metamorphosis, are you ready Kafka?
Kate Hussy-don is so flat chested, you may as well appoint her no-talent ass to the chairman of the board to the itty-bitty-titty-committee!
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I'm flashing back on the dropping-elevator scene in The Omen II, with Kate as the hapless victim. Hummm...
i was watching her e! true hollywood story a few years ago and her brother used to call her 'hammerhead' because her eyes are extremely far apart like a hammerhead shark. so that's what i think of whenever she's mentioned.
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People are crazy and times are strange.
She realized that she was going to a party hosted the Cougar Extraordinaire ... the competition was too much for her.
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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Another thing is maybe she FINALLY realized Ryder was a boy and not a girl and freaked out that his was too long.
It was her herpes acting up.
maybe she went crazy because there was no dick in the elavator or her herpes was acting up
Submitted by Tigerlilly on July 14, 2008 - 8:39pm.
HUG ME JESUS! I SAY, HUG ME JESUS!!!! Can I get an Amen from the DListed congregation...I say, can I GET AN AMEN FROM THE DLISTED CONGREGATION???? You know you ho's want a hug from Jesus
Submitted by islandgirl on September 8, 2008 - 3:17pm.
LOL! Nice!!!
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Keep on keepin' on.
For all you haters, it's....Bible In a Minute!
*Someone* discovered Botox.... (no, not Kate)
What?? There's such a thing as a remote-controlled vibrating pussy-egg?? Oh, wow - I want one! That sounds like the funnest fuckey toy EVer! What a great idea...
Dax Shepard did not deserve that.
Submitted by silvarga on September 8, 2008 - 3:14pm.
Maybe she had one of those remote controlled vibrating eggs in her pussay, and the trick-of-the-week she gave it to turned it on high to fuck with her for making him stay in the limo.
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That happened to me in the grocery store, except the hub was parked on a meter. True story.
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KH has serious zombie talons.
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If this did happen, She must be claustrophobic or something. I'm surprised more celebrities don't get claustrophobic. When you've had an experience where you've been closed in on by a big group or horde (paparazzi, press, etc.) , It can really make you claustrophobic when your in a small area and there's people in your space, and it's just a group of strangers minding their own buisness.
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I was in a fucked up elevator at Moon (I think thats what its called, the one that is connected to the playboy club) at the Palms Casino. You have to take an elevator up to the club and back down when you want to leave. SO they cram that fucker and people keep shoving their way in.
Maybe she had one of those remote controlled vibrating eggs in her pussay, and the trick-of-the-week she gave it to turned it on high to fuck with her for making him stay in the limo.
I get panic attacks too...but I cant imagine what hers would be like..."AKK!~~ I need dick NOW!!! HURRY ELEVATOR HURRY!!!"
heheheh
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And now for something completely different...
Oh great, another useless reality show.
...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...
That dress totally accentuates her boyish physique.
@clarisse: since kate has a glass in her hands, i guess she wins the cup battle...lol
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so pretty. so fat. so sad!!!
I don't like being on an elevator when there's wall to wall people. I'm petite, and it's yucky being shoved to the back. Women with big purses sling those things over their shoulder, and next thing ya know, you're getting wacked on the head.....
Submitted by EvilShoe on September 8, 2008 - 4:23pm.
Aha ha ha love the avie
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Thanks ES.
I will watch this show to see Chupacabrs clothes.
I must say, Zoe's dress is to die for.
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"what're you still doing here? Didn't I tell you to go home and fuck your mother?"
letinstar,
You were talking about the cups in their hands, right?
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But all I've ever learned from love
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I bet she was drinking too,but christ, I fucking hate elevators, I have the worse claustrophobia, ugh. The only time I rode one was when I was in labor at the hospital, and I was still bitching about it.
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"what're you still doing here? Didn't I tell you to go home and fuck your mother?"
I am so sick of this no-talent, cumbucket...go the fuck away already...
Submitted by gyeah on September 8, 2008 - 3:50pm.
Aha ha ha love the avie!
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Dick happens! - MK
That reminds me, that Rachel Zoe show is on tomorrow night. That show is a hot mess, I'm totally watching it every week.
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in this picture, chupa and kate are comparing cup sizes...
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so pretty. so fat. so sad!!!
"Dax" ...that is one repulsive name.
Maybe she had a panic attack? Those things are not fun.
i looked dax shepard full on in the face...*shivers*...i'd freak out too, if i suddenly realized my vagina wrapped itself around dax....
either that or kate's freaking out because she realizes she should cut her kid's hair...
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so pretty. so fat. so sad!!!
She did sleep with Dax Shepard once.
Hey! I would totally do Dax. I mean, he's hot. The one time the whores had taste.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-O9G3JB8FG4
SHE PROBABLY SAW HER REFLECTION IN THE ELEVATOR AND RELIZED SHE IS AN UGLY, FLAT CHESTED NO TALENT WHORE WHO MAKES SHIT MOVIES THAT TANK AND THE ONLY REASON SHE IS FAMOUS IS BECAUSE HER MOM IS GOLDIE HAWN..I WOULD HAVE THROWN HER ASS DOWN THE ELEVATOR SHAFT!!
oh she just trippin
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