Kate Hudson Is Paranoid
Kate Hudson was in a full elevator, on her way to the roof top party for Rachel "Chupacabra" Zoe's new reality show, when she started freaking out like her vagina was on fire. A source told Page Six: "In the elevator she kept screeching, 'I'm freaking out! It's too much!' while waving her arms around."
Maybe her vagina was on fire? It's possible. She did sleep with Dax Shepard once. Or maybe she suddenly realized that she might have to look at Chupa up-close. That would make even the calmest whore go into panic attacks.
I'm seriously pissed at the people in that elevator. They lost their chance to really send Kate over the edge. If Kate Hudson started losing her caca in an elevator with me, I would calmly look at her with cunty eyes while pushing the emergency button. After the elevator came to a screeching halt, I'd sit back and relax while Kate climbed the walls like a trapped rat in heat.
When Kate finally got out of the elevator, she refused to do any press, saying, "I don't do that." Her spokesbitch denies the whole story. They said: "This is all ridiculous and completely untrue. Kate did go to Rachel's party to celebrate her new show, had a great time and left with the group of girlfriends she came with."
Now I know that spokesbitch's statement is a lie. Kate leaving a party with a group of GIRLfriends? It it doesn't have a working peen, Kate isn't leaving with it.
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She obviously had whatever Owen Wilson was taking a few months back. Sounds like a 'trip' to me. She probably saw pink unicorns during her flight on the magic elevator.
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Sounds like she was on shrooms. It's entirely possible she picked up the habit from Matthew Heyhey while doing that shitty Fool's Gold movie. She probably missed his bongos and couldn't deal with being in an elevator without him playing them!
Your face!
she was probably freaking out because it has been a whole THREE DAYS since she has had a new dick inside her.
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Feeling better, now that we're through; feeling better cause I'm over you
I learned my lesson and left a scar, now I see how you really are
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All I heard was she did it with Dax. When he first came out he was a little hot in a weird way, but now, Um me thinks bridge troll.
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"Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot".
" I would calmly look at her with cunty eyes while pushing the emergency button. "
^^^^^^ that alone is....fucking genius
She was probably just drunk. I know I've made a fool out of myself in front of strangers in elevators many, many times. Plus, elevators combined with strangers suck big time when you're sober.
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"