Stalker Eyes
Jennifer Aniston and Bradley Pitt were in Toronto at around the same time this past weekend. Can't you tell? It's obvious Jenny is scanning the land for any sight of Brad in one of his silly hats. She can probably smell his aroma nearby so her stalker eyes have gone into overdrive. Unfortunately, it doesn't seem like they ever met up.
The Sun claims they had cocktails together. UsWeekly claims they didn't. I don't think they did. We would definitely know it. If it happened, Jenny would leap through the streets of Toronto in her lucky granny panties, singing about how she's got her man back. Then lightning would strike her because....well....Saint Angelina knows Zeus personally. I think he owes her a few favors.
Despite, not running into Brad, things are "great" for Jenny. She told People, "Things couldn't be better." I'm sure she said that while grinding her teeth and digging her nails into her thighs.
Here's our favorite cat lady at the TIFF premiere of her movie "Management" last night. I also threw in some pictures of Billy Goat Pitt at the TIFF premiere of "Burn After Reading" on Friday night.
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Submitted by blackpearl on September 10, 2008 - 12:54pm.
It's funny how Brad and Jen are both out partying. Ange is at home with 4 kids.
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It's 6 kids. But don't fret because Jolie has an extra "mommy" for each kid. Lets not get crazy by thinking she's actually watching all 6 kids. And she probably hired someone to tail Brad's ass and make sure he didn't get anywhere near the ex. You know how insecure women get when they know their man was cheating on his previous wife (with them)! It'll be interesting to watch if Brad decides to tag along with Jolie while she's doing press for the Changeling in October. With 6 kids, it wouldn't surprise me if they start going stag to all these events. But going stag will put both of these horn dogs in a position to cheat.
blackpearl
It's funny how Brad and Jen are both out partying. Ange is at home with 4 kids.
I think it's called KARMA!! And nobody is more deserving than AJ!
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Don't they have 6 kids??
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It's funny how Brad and Jen are both out partying. Ange is at home with 4 kids.
Submitted by Sunrisegold71 on September 9, 2008 - 9:15pm.
NO, SERIOUSLY, IS SHE HANDING OFF A PISTOL TO SOMEONE IN THE FIRST PHOTO??? OR IS SOMEONE HANDING HER A PISTOL???
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Holy SHIT! Is Brad DEAD?!?!?!
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NO, SERIOUSLY, IS SHE HANDING OFF A PISTOL TO SOMEONE IN THE FIRST PHOTO??? OR IS SOMEONE HANDING HER A PISTOL???
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Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on September 9, 2008 - 1:52pm.
*buttin' in*
The Brad has not resolved himself yet that this will be it for him, the life he is living now.
I think he still thinks Skeletina will eventually transform into the "ideal" he is still secretly invested in having.
This is where it will become a showdown.
And I have pre-ordered my tickets to this event.
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you've summed it up. I think he's wishful thinking too. Doesn't matter how much he claims to love her. I think he loves those children more, therefore he will do whatever it takes to make them feel secure. Eventually she might have no choice but to settle down (you can't schlep 6 kids all over the place for months on end) and she will resent him later for making her change. Then the countdown will begin ....
The irony is that he started out with women like Gwyneth and Jen. Gwyneth has 2 children and has settled down in one home (for the most part), has cut back on working and seems to be a dedicated mother. Jen seems to be the domesticated type of person - it's well known that she likes intimate gatherings and staying home. That seems to be what he generally wanted. The only thing him and Jolie had in common was wanting children - you just KNOW they're not on the same page when it comes to raising them. Clearly he was vaginatized by her!
Submitted by TeriAnn on September 9, 2008 - 8:57am.
I pray for Brad and Angelinas safety along with thier children.
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Ow, ya dont stop, c'mon c'mon c'mon c'mon c'mon c'mon,
Give me more of that funky horn
What's that? Yeah. Funky Funky. Biddy biddy bop.
*buttin' in*
The Brad has not resolved himself yet that this will be it for him, the life he is living now.
I think he still thinks Skeletina will eventually transform into the "ideal" he is still secretly invested in having.
This is where it will become a showdown.
And I have pre-ordered my tickets to this event.
...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...
yeah, I feel for Jane Pitt, She has this son who's so ashamed of his religious Midwestern upbringing, and He's with the very type of woman she probably wanted him to stay away from! It's blatantly obvious that Jane wants to get this woman away from her son! She probably prays to God to save her son from her, lol!
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It does seem like he's strayed from his beliefs and family values. He took on this nomad existence and has a full time staff surrounding his every move. I'm sure he's still adjusting to this lifestyle. Apparently he had a really great childhood, but there's no way he's going to be able to recreate that for his own children. I'm sure Jane tries her hardest to get along w/Jolie but we all know the effort is made for her son - never in a million years did that woman envision him having 6 kids and NO wife!
Submitted by K2 on September 9, 2008 - 12:31pm.
Peaches: Why the hell were Maddox and Pax's nails polished in the first place? I understand that little girls like to get into polish and paint daddy's toes or mommy's and maybe the girls painted the boys too - but seriously, between the dyed hair and now nail polish, those boys are fucked! I guess she thinks Jane is stifling their creative side. What a moron that chic is.
Poor Jane, no wonder she can't let go of Jen.
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yeah, I feel for Jane Pitt, She has this son who's so ashamed of his religious Midwestern upbringing, and He's with the very type of woman she probably wanted him to stay away from! It's blatantly obvious that Jane wants to get this woman away from her son! She probably prays to God to save her son from her, lol!
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Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on September 9, 2008 - 11:33am.
angel_i on September 9, 2008 - 11:29am
That Groucho glasses/nose/stache disguise is crafty.
Notice, that's my old avie too. Of course I tended to mine love and care.
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I know you did, hun - I know you did;)
I kinda feel sad you let him go - but I totally understand.
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Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on September 8, 2008 - 5:32pm.
- It would be more surprising if it already hasn't happened.
He's just getting better at not being caught.
And yes, I will be calling into work the day they break up, we have a closeted loon in my office, I just found out a while ago.
Yeah, I've realized I have one of those in our office too!
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Brad, I would have run my sexy ass away from this booooring fugly corney sitcom, box office blunder too.
eww. AJ and the kids and N.Orleans are nice-n-spicy. Have worldly fun.
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Submitted by TeriAnn on September 9, 2008 - 9:03am.
Clarisse, I never was a problem child. I'm not attacking you but simply just curious why Jen is still stalking Brad. Doesn't she know just how foolish she looks?
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sure you weren't (problem child) , now you're just a problem adult!
Peaches: Why the hell were Maddox and Pax's nails polished in the first place? I understand that little girls like to get into polish and paint daddy's toes or mommy's and maybe the girls painted the boys too - but seriously, between the dyed hair and now nail polish, those boys are fucked! I guess she thinks Jane is stifling their creative side. What a moron that chic is.
Poor Jane, no wonder she can't let go of Jen.
Submitted by TeriAnn on September 9, 2008 - 9:03am.
Clarisse, I never was a problem child. I'm not attacking you but simply just curious why Jen is still stalking Brad. Doesn't she know just how foolish she looks?
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Just b/c she's playing a stalker on a sitcom doesn't mean it translates into stalker in real life. Geez, can't you idiots come up with anything original? In 3 years we've never heard the word "stalker, Jen, or Brad" used in the same sentence. Just goes to show that the loonies still can't justify a reason as to not like her! TeriAnn likes to think she has conversations with courtney cox now! lmao. I bet she talks to her "imaginary friends" as well.
Submitted by TeriAnn on September 9, 2008 - 8:57am.
Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie really need to get protection orders against Jen. Why is she stalking them it's been four years now. Her father really needs to step in and straighten her out before she becomes Britney. Brad and Angelina have gone on with their lives, I still can't believe she thinks he wants her back. I pray for Brad and Angelinas safety along with thier children. I can't believe her handlers would let her stalk Brad like that. Her friends really need to sit down and talk to her before she gets herself in trouble.
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I can't believe you're for real! If anything, Jen Needs a restraining order against you!!! And Brad and Angelina still harp more on the whole thing with Jen, Jen blocks that shit out!
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Submitted by K2 on September 9, 2008 - 10:57am.
p.s. try praying that Jolie doesn't go off the deep end while suffering PPD and ends up hurting one of her children!
--------------------------------------------------OMFG! you hit it on the nail! I could totally see the bitch pulling an Andrea Yates while Brad is away promoting these films! Godforbid. Or one of the newborns ends up w/ shaken baby syndrome! I wish Brad's parents would take all tose children into their custody and raise them in Missouri! I heard supposedly Angelina snapped at Brad's mom for removing the nail polish of of Maddox and Pax's Nails! Man, I really hope someone intervenes on behalf of these kids, or I fear it'll be another Andrea Yates, or Menendez Brothers situation!
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TeriAnn
You really are deluded. I don't even know what to say to you. Other than maybe.....quit stalking Jen.
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angel_i on September 9, 2008 - 11:29am
That Groucho glasses/nose/stache disguise is crafty.
Notice, that's my old avie too. Of course I tended to mine love and care.
...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...
@TeriAnn: Ok, so you're either broken or you're fucking with us. Which one....I wonder...so hard to tell.
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Jen needs to leave Mr Pitt alone. When he ran and I mean ran from the marriage that should have been the big hint Jen missed. Even Courtney tells her to move on, quit interferring with her marriage also to David. Isn't it a bit strange that she still tries to see Brad? Jen is so lost and lonely she needs to visit oprah again for a pick me up.
I pray for Brad and Angelinas safety along with thier children.
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And I pray that you get help for your stupidity.
Dumb fucker. Brad is doing publicity for his movie and she's doing the same for her movie. How does that add up to Jen stalking anyone? You delusional moron!
p.s. try praying that Jolie doesn't go off the deep end while suffering PPD and ends up hurting one of her children!
Jen looks fabulous!! Brad...not so much. Personally though he should have his ass at home with his brood - not doing publicity for another bombed movie. I think if things were ok at home he would be there. Maybe he's just a little tired of dodging the bullets and knives being huhrled at him by the psycho going through ppd. You don't just take off and do this shit when your significant other just popped out twins unless of course you need time away from each other. And it must be very tiring for AJ to take care of all those kids by herself while he's gone because you know she's super-mom doing it all on her own....right??
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Her figure and her style sense are to die for, plus her hair is gorgeous. She looks about 10 years younger than Brad, who has aged since his hookup with The Black Widow Spider. She has millions upon millions, and no idiot husband. What's not to envy?
This bitch is so ugly and fake. ugh
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Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on September 8, 2008 - 10:24pm.
From Loon central over the weekend and a quick PSA regarding Loons:
" REPOSTED FROM PREV THREAD @ 09/06/2008 at 12:49 am
The man GROANED, then said cheekily what are you trying to do to me. OMG the man is gone for his baby. lol Wowee.”
Holy fuck. Kindly direct me to the source of this shite. Is it real? Really, really? My god these people need help.
As for Jen- well he treated her very badly and I expect she was hurt, however that was several years ago and looking at his life compared to hers I know which one I would go for. He looks haggard and knackered, has been sucked into putting his name of the sale papers for kids who look unkempt and full of 'issues' (poor sods) and the recent Clomid episode has resulted in sickly babies that cry all day and night. Angie won’t come out of her nanny and servant filled castle until she weights less than a Pot Noodle and is more than likely cutting herself so Bradley comes home as we speak.I'd fucking groan if that was waiting for me.
I imagine Jen sits brushing her hair and counting both her money and the days until this farcical relationship blows up and she can laugh herself silly.
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Cleo on September 9, 2008 - 12:21am.
Heh-heh Michael K. You know your subjects so well. Stalking is right. As for you fellow dried up middle aged...zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz....zzzzzzzzzzz
*25 mins later*....yaaaaawwwwn, did I miss something?
Oh hell, my middle aged fat ass spread self slept through Hurricane Cleo.
Then I fell asleep while trying to read the post.
...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...
Submitted by TeriAnn on September 9, 2008 - 6:57am
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You're hilarious....hilariously stupid.
No one in their right mind would buy the shit you're trying to sell.
Clarisse, I never was a problem child. I'm not attacking you but simply just curious why Jen is still stalking Brad. Doesn't she know just how foolish she looks?
In picture eight Jen looks like that woman from Scrubs, Sarah Chalke.
TeriAnn,
You were the kid that bit other kids to get the adults attention weren't you?
*yawn*
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Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie really need to get protection orders against Jen. Why is she stalking them it's been four years now. Her father really needs to step in and straighten her out before she becomes Britney. Brad and Angelina have gone on with their lives, I still can't believe she thinks he wants her back. I pray for Brad and Angelinas safety along with thier children. I can't believe her handlers would let her stalk Brad like that. Her friends really need to sit down and talk to her before she gets herself in trouble.
What's with the gun in her hand in the first thumbnail?!?
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Submitted by TeriAnn on September 9, 2008 - 7:21am.
Jen really needs to quit acting so damn desperate, she's never going to get any respect. She needs to leave Brad alone and quit stalking him.
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How gullible are you? Do you believe everything you read? I don't see one hint of desperation coming from Aniston nor does she appear to be bothering Pitt. Maybe Pitt should be home helping with 6 kids instead of trying to run into his ex wife! He seems to be getting along just fine without Jolie holding his hand. Actually, he looks the happiest without her. Whenever he is on the red carpet with Jolie, he looks like he's playing into her game of "lets show some affection for the camera's"!
What is on top of Pitt's head? From creamed jean king to pepaw. :( . Aniston is to smart to be anything but polite ( I hope) If she wanted press she could have drug out the divorce. I wouldn't have been as nice as she was but then again I am a jerk. She also didn't turn her life into a circus. I hope Pitt can get the respect of the movie world back. Why didn't Clooney save him.
Aside from more botox injections, Jen is in a much better place.
She looks great (chin aside), her vaginal rejuvenation surgery is years away, and she doesn't have to breast-feed 7 children.
Yes, I said seven.
Did some of you forget Mr. Jolie?
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Jen really needs to quit acting so damn desperate, she's never going to get any respect. She needs to leave Brad alone and quit stalking him.
Submitted by Cleo on September 9, 2008 - 12:21am.
Heh-heh Michael K. You know your subjects so well. Stalking is right. As for you fellow dried up middle aged reject wh*re cheerleaders for Maniston dissing the Most Beautiful Man & Woman in the World, it's extremely hysterical.
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Uh Cleo, JJ called..... they want their cult leader back (i.e. whore worshipper).
I'm betting Cleo is a dlister who is pretending to be a Brangeloonie for kicks.
Hmm, I'm so over all 3 of these people. The Jerry Springer Show has moved onto the Palins now.
Ok. I have to go to bed (3 hours ago) but now I HAVE to...I will sleep on the idea of yahoo - I'm sure things have changed they do, constantly, in the tech world and Dlisted is certainly no kind of home. LOL!
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UM....MS???? *hopeful grin*
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You would NOT believe who I got an Email from today. It is worth the Yahoo messenger just for that tale alone... PSL'S TROLL! Her kat looks soo grown up since 6 mo. hahahaha.
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Submitted by DebFrmHell on September 9, 2008 - 2:09am.
Angel,
at least we always have each other. The sound of crickets is deafening on the site tonight!
WE NEED ESE!
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For reals. ESE's got a gf, don't he???;p
He been sneakin away an awful lot lately!
I know a lot of people yahoo - i'm so tempted to try again but ugh. My experiences have just been so shit...
Not with people - the program, itself.
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Angel,
at least we always have each other. The sound of crickets is deafening on the site tonight!
WE NEED ESE!
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Submitted by DebFrmHell on September 9, 2008 - 2:04am.
HAHA@Angel,
I would never leave you alone! There are Brangeloonies taking over at night...
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I know...I'm askeered they'll read that and want to enfold me in their loving arms or some shit; bless me with Angelina queef....I dunno - I'll giv'em this: those Brangeloonies are creative!
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HAHA@Angel,
I would never leave you alone! There are Brangeloonies taking over at night...
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