Stalker Eyes
Jennifer Aniston and Bradley Pitt were in Toronto at around the same time this past weekend. Can't you tell? It's obvious Jenny is scanning the land for any sight of Brad in one of his silly hats. She can probably smell his aroma nearby so her stalker eyes have gone into overdrive. Unfortunately, it doesn't seem like they ever met up.
The Sun claims they had cocktails together. UsWeekly claims they didn't. I don't think they did. We would definitely know it. If it happened, Jenny would leap through the streets of Toronto in her lucky granny panties, singing about how she's got her man back. Then lightning would strike her because....well....Saint Angelina knows Zeus personally. I think he owes her a few favors.
Despite, not running into Brad, things are "great" for Jenny. She told People, "Things couldn't be better." I'm sure she said that while grinding her teeth and digging her nails into her thighs.
Here's our favorite cat lady at the TIFF premiere of her movie "Management" last night. I also threw in some pictures of Billy Goat Pitt at the TIFF premiere of "Burn After Reading" on Friday night.
Bauer Griffin, Getty, Wireimage
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Submitted by Cleo on September 9, 2008 - 12:21am.
- she just happened to be in relationship with one of the biggest movie stars in the WORLD. THAT, is the ONLY reason why we are talking about her lame boring dullard asss now.
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OMG. Hold me (DebFrmHell, if you're there). I agree.
(with a tiny little edit - you guys won't even notice)
Ooops, my bad. I forgot you're a Jenniloonie. Would it help if I told you I used to watch Friends like I had none of my own? I did - actually, we'd all watch it together;p
Oops, my bad - I said "my bad" - Sorry PSL;)
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
@Cleo,
That reminds me of my theory of the twins and when Brad will come home to Jen with his three "BIO" children tucked under his hunky arms...hahaha.
See when they did the embryo implant, he paid off some down-trodden over-worked lab tech to implant Jens eggs with his sperm already fertilized. So the reality is that for 8 grueling months and feeling rather "pigish" The Most Beautiful Woman in the World was carrying Brad and Jennifers children. Now that she hatched the little miracles she can pick up her lesbian lover and get her heroin haze going on!
The orphans will go with Jolie in the split and Brad will get the biologicals...
HAHAHAHA!
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RUSTED SHUT. WILL WORK FOR PEENIES!
Will anyone, anywhere, ever ever ever EVER get over the Brad-Jen thing? It's done.
but you're swimming against Hurricane Ike,
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I TOTALLY have to save that for Bradi - I mean - Love Anderson. I'm pretty sure she still screams at the ocean on occasion. She could do this next now...:)
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
Cleo: And I thought I was a loon.
Stay Awesome.
Cleo:
The woman is a bore who got jilted - cheated on no less. How you can get yourself SO worked up about her beyond me. And I do believe those 500 words say a whole lot more about you than they do about her.
PS. IF you should decide to learn to read, you will find that our dismissal of Brangelina has little or nothing to do with Jen A. on most days.
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
Damn those Huge pores & Wrinkles. www.myspace.com/davi_tv
Submitted by Cleo on September 9, 2008 -
er....Right on?
Submitted by Cleo on September 9, 2008 - 12:21am.
Couldn't read the whole post. I'd totally pound on Jen A though!
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Peter: Whoa, Lois, look at you, you look like Britney Spears. Except you're not a fat guy.
Cleo, what the fuck was that rant?
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Feeling better, now that we're through; feeling better cause I'm over you
I learned my lesson and left a scar, now I see how you really are
-Linda Ronstadt "You're No Good"
OMFG, people are still in here commeting onthis shit??
Realy?
dear God.
Cleo,
the only one who is proving to be the real bi*ch is you, for being so harsh about someone whom you most likely have never seen in person nor will ever have the pleasure of meeting, get some professional help for your anger issues.
Cleo,
Sad and pathetic as well as long and boring.
Heh-heh Michael K. You know your subjects so well. Stalking is right. As for you fellow dried up middle aged reject wh*re cheerleaders for Maniston dissing the Most Beautiful Man & Woman in the World, it's extremely hysterical. Look, this old 40 yr old no-talent TV sit-com b*tch who could double for Dustin Hoffman, and should do a movie with Bette Midler, Sarah Jessica Parker and play the 3 ugly stepsisters, needs to stop playing 'victim,' and stop stalking Brad Pitt who she tried to destroy in a Vanity Fair interview years ago. Get a life, and give us all a break from your homeliness Maniston. FACT: She was the least talented 'Friend,' and also the least attractive of the women on that show - she just happened to be a rebound relationship for one of the biggest movie stars in the WORLD. THAT, is the ONLY reason why we are talking about her lame boring dullard asss now. If she had been dumped by Tate Donovan, we wouldn't be mentioning her name today. What I find incredible, is that 4 years later, 5 failed relationships later (some of them being high profile people), the last one being a high profile DUMPING by a famous pop star, and STILL her PR flacks and her jealous HAG fans (who live to hate on 'the beautiful girl,' Angelina Jolie), are STILL ragging on Brad Pitt and his family. Brad was awash in a sea of screaming women from 8 to 80, and men too --so if you ugly hags want to diss him, that's fine - but you're swimming against Hurricane Ike, you asss clowns, LOL -- and that STILL does not explain your crazed obsession and rabid hate. You are as obsessed and mad about this man and his family as crazy ugly man-faced Jen, and her queen PR agent who probably fantasized about raping Pitt back when he was hitched to Maniston and she was off getting her monthly rhinoplasty, facial laser blasting and restylane lip implants. Oh, and P.S. the word ALL OVER THE festival see PEREZ H)is that the b*tch was COKED OUT - just look at the ET Canada clip where she wipes her big sausage drippy nose 100 times with her hand an arm (eeeYUCK, what a nasty ol' fugly b*tch!) - in case you didn't know, the slurred speech, dumb answers (though she needs NO excuse) and incessant wiping, tell the coked out TALE. This UGLY middle aged b*tch IS. A. JOKE.
Oh Jennifer, how your big blue eyes silently scream for the loneliness to end...
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She did it for the LULZ
Submitted by TITS on September 8, 2008 - 11:29pm.
@ angel.
sure her hair is boring, but it is gorgeous... in a boring way.'
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Trudat. It's always healthy and shiny and sits perfectly. I'll give her that. But that's just Jen A. all over - neither here nor there. Hohum.
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
Jennifer seems to be enjoying life and not letting all the insults and judgements affect her. Angelina and brad aren't so lucky and the two of them appear to have aged 40 yrs over the last 4 yrs. Question for the author, Why you hating on jennifer so much?
@ angel.
sure her hair is boring, but it is gorgeous... in a boring way.'
I'd love to have hair like hers! but NOOOOOO i get hair that's only curly on one side of my fucking head.
oh fortune, how you mock me.
I don't really care for Jenn either way, but since Brad was the cheating dick, it would have been nice for Jenn to have found a hot guy,settled down and had a baby. But before I get attacked - I know that doesn't complete a person. But she doesn't seem like she's having fun. It just looks like she keeps getting dumped.
Submitted by senoritame on September 8, 2008 - 10:40pm.
How did Brad age so rapidly? He looks so...old. I've got a bunch of kids and I look *checks self out in mirror* pretty good. And Jen is the hottest cat lady around.
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That's what living with 6 kids and a vampire will do to a person! He's just a shell of his former self. He can act as though fatherhood is the greatest thing in the world, but for some odd reason he looks like he got the life snuffed out of him and the sparkle in the eye is all but gone. I can see getting a little gray in the hair, but shit, he looks dead. And you're right, Jen is working it! She probably laughs her ass off every time she sees a photo of that dumb ass wearing the "old man" hat!
How did Brad age so rapidly? He looks so...old. I've got a bunch of kids and I look *checks self out in mirror* pretty good. And Jen is the hottest cat lady around.
K2 on September 8, 2008 - 10:36pm.
For the record, I'd like to point out that Jen has some gorgeous blue eyes. All those twats over at JJ won't let go of their delusional theories that Aniston wears colored contacts and has brown eyes! Can anyone say.... cataracts!?
- And the Cataract treatment....BONG HITS!
...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...
For the record, I'd like to point out that Jen has some gorgeous blue eyes. All those twats over at JJ won't let go of their delusional theories that Aniston wears colored contacts and has brown eyes! Can anyone say.... cataracts!?
Submitted by Inside of luv on September 8, 2008 - 6:04pm.
@ NovaNightly
What fucking planet do you hail from? Or how old are you? So wearing the same hair style makes one pathetic? Give me a break! I’m hoping you’ve outgrown the Barbbie doll hair styling stage because most matured adult do not change hair style like they are teenagers trying things out.
Matured people are clear on what suits and are comfortable to them. You sound childish, IDIOTIC and you are so OBVIOUSLY PATHETIC by that underhanded comment!!!
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Submitted by Inside of luv on September 8, 2008 - 7:30pm.
Okay, constipated juvie bitch, playing nice doesn’t seems to work with you, does it? Now, let’s try another way, my way. You’re the one with the tirade, not me! My existence is cool and you should be more worried about yours bcuz it looks like you have deep-seated anger and frustration which you can only relieve by resorting to self, aka ugly and cursing. So take this from me with love,
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So anyways - those times are pretty interesting.
I daresay Jesus must be QUITE impressed indeed!
ON-TOPIC: Her hair is boring! DO SOMETHING!
She is boring! Who cares??? Lotsa girlies got dumped by Brad Pitt for other girlies. Ok, fine - he dint' go have 6 kids with the other ones but still. I can't really adore her for anything nor can I hate on her. She's just...there.
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
Submitted by Mr. President on September 8, 2008 - 10:20pm.
angel, Ok, maybe I'm being too hard on her but that performance was absolutely HORRENDOUS.
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I'm so sorry to heardat, Mr. Pres. She's young - maybe she'll figure something else out. What I heard sounded SO sweet. Maybe she's not ready for the *ahem* big time (or whatever the fuck that was).
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
For now, I'll stick with Hayden as my avie or maybe go back to Aubrey. Aubrey looked really good last night I have to say. If she keeps this up, who knows...
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
angel, Ok, maybe I'm being too hard on her but that performance was absolutely HORRENDOUS. The band is going to break up anyway, I could tell by the body language on the red carpet. They already had to cut short their European tour because of infighting. Give me a few days and maybe I'll get over it. Plus, the whole Emo angle really is annoying.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Submitted by Mr. President on September 8, 2008 - 8:38pm.
My (now former) crush Hayley Williams would not have crashed and burned last night at the VMAs either.
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WHAT!?!?
What happened???
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
HEY!
How did my girl end up with the poo thread????
Ya'll are incorrigible.
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RUSTED SHUT. WILL WORK FOR PEENIES!
Jesus is soooo dull. But Buddy Christ luvs you!
Submitted by Kp on September 9, 2008 - 10:42am.
Submitted by Inside of luv on September 8, 2008 - 8:35pm.
I dont have anything against your faith....
Stop right there!
I gotta know right now!
Before we go any further --!
Thank you Mr Meat Loaf...
Tell them to fuck off kp.
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Some days I'm a super bitch
Up to my old tricks
But it won't last forever
Next day I'm your super girl
Out to save the world
And it keeps getting better
How about a chola burka? It's really thin and smells like taco grease.
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Laissez le bon temps rouler!
Submitted by FatMartha on September 8, 2008 - 9:04pm.
What DID I have for lunch?...hmmm... Oh, I had a fake BBQ rib sandwich (think McRibs but worse) with fries and... something... oh yes, pineapple.
*looks down* That pattern is just shouting "It's a Chico's kind of day." *nods sagely*-
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Can you make a chola merkin? How exactly would you do it? Make the vag line in the middle really long?
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Say there was a fart pay it forward... if someone paid forward an egg fart to you, would you only be able to pay forward egg farts or could you pay forward cheese farts and chinese food farts?
I see her new lip is beginning to settle in nicely...
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"Someday we'll all be gone but lullabies go on and on...they never die, that's how you and I will be..." -Billy Joel
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on September 8, 2008 - 7:57pm.
Sweet! Whatever you had for lunch it made one hell of a sexy pattern! Rawr. And it smells like smegma! Perfect!
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What DID I have for lunch?...hmmm... Oh, I had a fake BBQ rib sandwich (think McRibs but worse) with fries and... something... oh yes, pineapple.
*looks down* That pattern is just shouting "It's a Chico's kind of day." *nods sagely*
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Keep on keepin' on.
For all you haters, it's....Bible In a Minute!
Submitted by FatMartha on September 8, 2008 - 8:50pm.
AHAHAHAHAHA!!! Ewwwww yesss they are. They remind me of the toilet seats in my dorm. *hoik urk* Oh wait *aims for your merking* BLEEEEEEH! *gag urk* Ughhh...
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Sweet! Whatever you had for lunch it made one hell of a sexy pattern! Rawr. And it smells like smegma! Perfect!
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Say there was a fart pay it forward... if someone paid forward an egg fart to you, would you only be able to pay forward egg farts or could you pay forward cheese farts and chinese food farts?
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on September 8, 2008 - 7:46pm.
AAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! The curls in that merkin are making me want to grow one of my own! Those are toilet-seat curls!!!
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AHAHAHAHAHA!!! Ewwwww yesss they are. They remind me of the toilet seats in my dorm. *hoik urk* Oh wait *aims for your merking* BLEEEEEEH! *gag urk* Ughhh...
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Keep on keepin' on.
For all you haters, it's....Bible In a Minute!
Submitted by FatMartha on September 8, 2008 - 8:41pm.
@LCT: Darling, you and your merkin will probably enjoy this!!!
http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c357/goonland/merkin.jpg
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AAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! The curls in that merkin are making me want to grow one of my own! Those are toilet-seat curls!!!
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YOUR JUST JEALUS OKAY YOU CAN'T MAKE THE SKIDMARK WITH BLOW TOOT TIMES SHE HAS THE BUTT BURN CHOCOLATE TACO OKAY WOW!
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on September 9, 2008 - 9:29am.
Of topic comment -
I've had this song on repeat for the last 10 mins & i'm almost in tears (& that NEVER happens because I HATE crying)
So - if i'm gonna cry - y'all can join me!
Rufus Wainwright - Hallelujah
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WTF DAE Halle Berry Looyah!
I've had Xtina Keeps getting better on repeat for the last 10 minutes!! What the fuck are you smokin' DAE??? Back up some sista! LOL
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Some days I'm a super bitch
Up to my old tricks
But it won't last forever
Next day I'm your super girl
Out to save the world
And it keeps getting better
Submitted by Inside of luv on September 8, 2008 - 8:35pm.
I dont have anything against your faith, but how is coming on dlisted, telling complete strangers what they are doing is wrong and starting unnecessary battles pleasing to your God?
I know this is normal religious reasoning and behavior, but if you are serious you really need to reevaluate how you see spiritual maturity.
@LCT: Darling, you and your merkin will probably enjoy this!!!
http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c357/goonland/merkin.jpg
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Keep on keepin' on.
For all you haters, it's....Bible In a Minute!
Submitted by K2 on September 8, 2008 - 7:34pm.
Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on September 8, 2008 - 7:51pm.
yeah they have that in common and the fact that they were both dumped by their spouses as they moved on to procreate with other people! But in all fairness, they also are both familiar with hit sitcoms (if that's what you want to call Full House) and they're greek. She probably has more in common with him than she did with Brad Dick.
K2: I like it. You're good!
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
http://www.myspace.com/dramaqueen365247
Submitted by FatMartha on September 8, 2008 - 8:36pm.
CARROTCUMDUMP!
Er, yeah... I'm kinda slow tonight... I just got of Philosophy class *urk* *hoik*
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If you're gonna spew, spew into my merkin. The absorption power is astounding.
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YOUR JUST JEALUS OKAY YOU CAN'T MAKE THE SKIDMARK WITH BLOW TOOT TIMES SHE HAS THE BUTT BURN CHOCOLATE TACO OKAY WOW!
Submitted by Inside of luv on September 8, 2008 - 8:35pm.
If Jesus loved me Tom Brady would not have suffered a season ending knee injury. My (now former) crush Hayley Williams would not have crashed and burned last night at the VMAs either.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on September 8, 2008 - 7:33pm.
MERKINMARFA!!
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CARROTCUMDUMP!
Er, yeah... I'm kinda slow tonight... I just got of Philosophy class *urk* *hoik*
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Keep on keepin' on.
For all you haters, it's....Bible In a Minute!
Okay, bitches, I'm outa here and see you on another thread soon. I leave you with this and oh, feel free to enjoy/hate away. Jesus loves you.
THE WILL OF GOD
The will of God will never take you,
Where the grace of God cannot keep you,
Where the arms of God cannot support you,
Where the riches of God cannot supply your needs,
Where the power of God cannot endow you.
The will of God will never take you,
Where the Spirit of God cannot work through you,
Where the wisdom of God cannot teach you,
Where the army of God cannot protect you,
Where the hands of God cannot mold you.
The will of God will never take you,
Where the love of God cannot enfold you,
Where the mercies of God cannot sustain you,
Where the peace of God cannot calm your fears,
Where the authority of God cannot overrule for you.
The will of God will never take you,
Where the comfort of God cannot dry your tears,
Where the Word of God cannot feed you,
Where the miracles of God cannot be done for you,
Where the omnipresence of God cannot find you.
Luv from the Self-righteous vigillante (I'm kinda warming up to the self-righteous vigilante label) it's cute.
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Blessed are the meek/boring/compassionate Bible bashers without sin and the God/Jesus lovers; for they shall inherit the earth.
Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on September 8, 2008 - 7:51pm.
Card carrying Jenniloonie since 1994. & I like the idea of her & Stamos. He was on "Friends" once, so they have that in common ...
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yeah they have that in common and the fact that they were both dumped by their spouses as they moved on to procreate with other people! But in all fairness, they also are both familiar with hit sitcoms (if that's what you want to call Full House) and they're greek. She probably has more in common with him than she did with Brad Dick.
Submitted by FatMartha on September 8, 2008 - 8:32pm.
... buttsex! :)
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MERKINMARFA!!
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YOUR JUST JEALUS OKAY YOU CAN'T MAKE THE SKIDMARK WITH BLOW TOOT TIMES SHE HAS THE BUTT BURN CHOCOLATE TACO OKAY WOW!
... buttsex! :)
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Keep on keepin' on.
For all you haters, it's....Bible In a Minute!
DRINKIN STANK THINKER KOOLAIDE HOOTS!