Stalker Eyes
Jennifer Aniston and Bradley Pitt were in Toronto at around the same time this past weekend. Can't you tell? It's obvious Jenny is scanning the land for any sight of Brad in one of his silly hats. She can probably smell his aroma nearby so her stalker eyes have gone into overdrive. Unfortunately, it doesn't seem like they ever met up.
The Sun claims they had cocktails together. UsWeekly claims they didn't. I don't think they did. We would definitely know it. If it happened, Jenny would leap through the streets of Toronto in her lucky granny panties, singing about how she's got her man back. Then lightning would strike her because....well....Saint Angelina knows Zeus personally. I think he owes her a few favors.
Despite, not running into Brad, things are "great" for Jenny. She told People, "Things couldn't be better." I'm sure she said that while grinding her teeth and digging her nails into her thighs.
Here's our favorite cat lady at the TIFF premiere of her movie "Management" last night. I also threw in some pictures of Billy Goat Pitt at the TIFF premiere of "Burn After Reading" on Friday night.
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Seriously, what is the big deal with her hair? It does sound shallow when you're picking on her because she hasn't changed her style. She freakin' invented the rachel cut and everyone in america wanted to emulate her by having the same hairdo. She went through her phases and changed her hair up a bit when she was on Friends. Maybe she feels comfortable with it at shoulder length and doesn't feel the need to change her image. Madonna went through her hair changing phase for years. She's finally settled on one look for the past few years. So what? Julia Roberts, Courtney Cox, Kate Hudson, Catherine Zeta Jones, and ANGELINA FUCKING JOLIE also haven't changed hair styles in years... no one says shit about that? What gives? It sounds like one more reason for people to take a jab at Jen because they can't come up with any other valid reason not to like her.
Wha-? Wait, is Sarah Palin posting in here?
I smellz funay odorz, likes loonz pissed mist.
smellz like ocean bref.
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Submitted by Laila on September 8, 2008 - 6:55pm.
I don't see anyone pretending that George Clooney, Gerard Butler or John Stamos are lonely, sad and desperate because they're single and childless.
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yea, thinking JA is happy to die alone with her cats just like these men is all well... until you consider the fact these men have all never gotten married and are obvious commitment phobes, while JA who, having a history of dwindling in a long term marriage doesn't inspire confidence about her wanting to do the dying old and lonely thing.. .
Submitted by Inside of luv on September 8, 2008 - 3:53pm.
Submitted by NovaNightly on September 8, 2008 - 6:13pm.
K...im done talking for awhile...i dont like being attacked. Even if its by some lame-ass nobody who thinks their opinion of the "matured" person is all that matters in this world.
Me and my "Barbie’s" are going to the corner to play dress up now. pffffffffft! :P
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Oh, so you think you’re somebody?? Delusions of grandeur much!! Get over yourself and take criticism like you’re so quick to dish it. Idiots drive me loco!
Just like you to know the spelling of Barbie, off head, BRAVO! Besides I'm not attacking you, just pointing out the obvious.
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Yeah...i am somebody....and so are you. Thanks for pointing out the obvious. Genius! You're criticism of me is awesome and im just soooo grateful. You've shown me light and i am a changed person now. wow....
You know...I dont come in here to fight with others...just to talk snark about the blog posts like (most)everyone else. You obviously havent grasped that notion. Dlisted is NOT for you then.
You are now on ignore. loser. Find someone else to focus your pathetic anger on.
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Look at the first picture of Jen with her hand behind her back. It looks like someone is handing her a gun! Maybe she was looking for Brad! LOL!
Submitted by M.E. on September 8, 2008 - 11:56pm.
*sigh*
Cookies anyone?
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How about a cookie smoothie?
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Keeps Getting Better
THE NEW SINGLE!
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Submitted by M.E. on September 8, 2008 - 3:56pm.
*sigh*
Cookies anyone?
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*pushing everybody out of the way*
where da cookies at?!?!?!
ok, time for my manicure, ladies. Play nice!
MUAH.
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Real life on the interwebs, I can't even begin to make that shit up.
I can however exploit it for a laugh at their expense.
Submitted by NovaNightly on September 8, 2008 - 11:13pm.
K...im done talking for awhile...i dont like being attacked. Even if its by some lame-ass nobody who thinks their opinion of the "matured" person is all that matters in this world.
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Nova, if someone is tryin' to mess with you - bitch slap then fucker. Hard.
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Keeps Getting Better
THE NEW SINGLE!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-O9G3JB8FG4
Submitted by tonicbitch on September 8, 2008 - 3:54pm.
LOL
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Real life on the interwebs, I can't even begin to make that shit up.
I can however exploit it for a laugh at their expense.
*sigh*
Cookies anyone?
I can take or leave JA but I'm beginning to get tired of this notion that because she's single and childless that she must be a desperate old spinster. Especially since I feel like she wouldn't be painted this way by the media, tabloids, bloggers, ect, if she were a male celebrity in the exact same circumstances. I don't see anyone pretending that George Clooney, Gerard Butler or John Stamos are lonely, sad and desperate because they're single and childless. The woman is rolling in dough, doesn't ever have to work again, can go anywhere she wants and date whoever she pleases. That might not be a recipe for ultimate happiness, but it's hardly a recipe for misery and loneliness.
"Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on September 8, 2008 - 4:50pm.
uh oh
*covering chin with hand*
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*Writes in baby reservations on uterus with sharpie so I dont lose my man to vampire blood-sucking blowfish lipped ano whore*
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Pearls of Wisdom from JJ - "If ass-holes could fly, you guys would be an airport"
Submitted by NovaNightly on September 8, 2008 - 6:13pm.
K...im done talking for awhile...i dont like being attacked. Even if its by some lame-ass nobody who thinks their opinion of the "matured" person is all that matters in this world.
Me and my "Barbie’s" are going to the corner to play dress up now. pffffffffft! :P
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Oh, so you think you’re somebody?? Delusions of grandeur much!! Get over yourself and take criticism like you’re so quick to dish it. Idiots drive me loco!
Just like you to know the spelling of Barbie, off head, BRAVO! Besides I'm not attacking you, just pointing out the obvious.
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Blessed are the meek/boring/compassionate Bible bashers without sin and the God/Jesus lovers; for they shall inherit the earth.
uh oh
*covering chin with hand*
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LMFAO !
rachel is starting to look haggard.
Submitted by tonicbitch on September 8, 2008 - 3:47pm.
K2 don't forget that according to loonie logic Jen DESERVED to be cheated on because that's what happens to women with big chins who dont want baybeez.
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uh oh
*covering chin with hand*
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Real life on the interwebs, I can't even begin to make that shit up.
I can however exploit it for a laugh at their expense.
Submitted by Inside of luv on September 8, 2008 - 3:39pm.
Submitted by NovaNightly on September 8, 2008 - 6:08pm.
Geez...what crawled up your granny panties and DIED??
I just have to say this....FUCK OFF!!!! If you dont like it...go the fuck elsewhere.
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@ NovaNightly
Yep, just as I thought, CHILDISH, INCORRIGIBLE AND PATHETIC!
You’d like that, me going elsewhere, wouldn’t you! Too bad, I’m here to stay. Don’t give your opinion if they lack intelligence and thoughtfulness. Also, expect being called out when you make stupid comments
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Yup.....just as i figured. You thought i left so you came back to say some more rude crap. Nice. Do you feel good taking one persons opinions and shitting all over them like you own the fucking universe?? Does it make your pathetic existance more bearable to try to rile someone up?? You're disgusting. Just because I feel that she needs to change up her hair...you go on a tirade. Wow...you must really have issues.
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K2 don't forget that according to loonie logic Jen DESERVED to be cheated on because that's what happens to women with big chins who dont want baybeez.
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Pearls of Wisdom from JJ - "If ass-holes could fly, you guys would be an airport"
Submitted by K2 on September 8, 2008 - 6:34pm.
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interesting. people always bring up her UN work so i was curious to see what she does exactly. i think it was a CNN interview with her and let me say she is DUMB. i mean i was shocked about her stupidness. i certainly didn't expected it. her intentions may be good, but when asked what can be done she only repeated a few times that people should be helped. seriously, i was amazed how she couldn't say one interesting thing. she is so uneducated it's crazy how some people listen to what she has to say.
Submitted by Inside of luv on September 8, 2008 - 3:39pm.
oh goody
another self-righteous vigilante
we can always use another one around here.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on September 8, 2008 - 5:34pm.
Submitted by lara on September 8, 2008 - 5:30pm.
i've asked this question on another thread a while ago. i'll repost as i am curious to know the answer:
Why the women brangeloonies love angelina after what she did??? and hate jennifer so much??? i don't get it. someone enlighten me pls
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Because Angelina is a saint and can do no wrong and Jen is just a jellis h8er.
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And don't forget that they like to nail Jen to the cross and call her a fraud because she never gave Brad the babies he soooo desperately wanted. Desperate is an understatement, he'd have to be in order to hook up with psychologically damaged Jolie and take on 6 kids in 3 years!!! All of that pity for PITT is what makes them hate jen, along with justifying cheating on your spouse. Let's face it, the loonie fuckers think Jen had it coming!
Submitted by NovaNightly on September 8, 2008 - 6:08pm.
Geez...what crawled up your granny panties and DIED??
I just have to say this....FUCK OFF!!!! If you dont like it...go the fuck elsewhere.
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@ NovaNightly
Yep, just as I thought, CHILDISH, INCORRIGIBLE AND PATHETIC!
You’d like that, me going elsewhere, wouldn’t you! Too bad, I’m here to stay. Don’t give your opinion if they lack intelligence and thoughtfulness. Also, expect being called out when you make stupid comments.
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Blessed are the meek/boring/compassionate Bible bashers without sin and the God/Jesus lovers; for they shall inherit the earth.
I don't hate her, but I don't get her either.
she's not that interesting, nor that great of an actress.
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"what're you still doing here? Didn't I tell you to go home and fuck your mother?"
That loon post reads like an LA post.
Creepy.
Submitted by Rocket on September 8, 2008 - 3:28pm.
"It's not about the money."
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Real life on the interwebs, I can't even begin to make that shit up.
I can however exploit it for a laugh at their expense.
Submitted by marley on September 8, 2008 - 5:23pm.
I definitely think Brad and Jen make a better looking couple than Brad and Angelina. They are closer in age, blond, and have about the same level of intelligence.
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I wouldn't go that far. It's been said that Brad Pitt is dumber than a stump. So that doesn't say much for Jen. Atleast Jen has her sensitivity chip in place though. Jolie tries to sound smart but we all know she has people write her speeches on all the humanitarian shit she does. Him and Jen did make a better looking couple at one time with the blond hair. (Love how he changes his hair color to resemble the woman he is with). But Jolie took the wind out of his sails. He's better off staying with her at this point. They both look haggard.
From Loon central over the weekend and a quick PSA regarding Loons:
" REPOSTED FROM PREV THREAD @ 09/06/2008 at 12:49 am
“He signed autographs for a long time on all manner of pics and posters, both Angelina’s and his, and get this - when he’d get to an angelina pic he’d lick his chops, and he even clutched his heart at one point at this hot pic of Angelina - and get this, groaned. The man GROANED, then said cheekily what are you trying to do to me. OMG the man is gone for his baby. lol Wowee.”
OMG amazing; they’re love is incredible and will conquer ANYTHING that comes their way…thanks for bringing this over
Hope to see Angie soon :(
missssss herrrrrr!
- This thread over there has 1200 comments.
...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...
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I'm telling you - we all need to be buying stock in Kool-aid.
Wow. God knows I'm no brangiloonie (god forbid),
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If you start out denying it, you are.
Kind of like. I'm not voting for Obama - "but not because he's black". Yes you are.
Submitted by Agie on September 8, 2008 - 4:51pm.
She fucked up her lips. They were nice before
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How'd she fuck them up? They are thin. How much thinner can they get. WTF is wrong with everyone, why do they insist that Jen has to blow up her lips - is that to keep up with Angie HO?
As for Jen's face being thin (and brad leaving her because of it), I highly doubt Brad had any problem with her face considering he settled on fish lips with a protruding vein running down the middle of her head! If he can deal with skeletor -he can be attracted to Jen (yes, chin and all!).
I can guarantee that brad has been harboring guilt for the past 3 years and would enjoy an encounter with Jen at these festivities.... it's safe to assume that Jen would be the one to avoid it! Not the other way around as some loonies might see it.
okay, enough with this story line of jennifer being desperate. it's stupid and sexist. no one writes about george clooney being a sad/crazy baby wanting maniac, yet he's single and not one for long relationships.
seriously, this blog is so much better than that. there's enough crazy lucite out there that's much more fun to write about / read about.
Submitted by NovaNightly on September 8, 2008 - 3:13pm.
K...im done talking for awhile...i dont like being attacked.
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Real life on the interwebs, I can't even begin to make that shit up.
I can however exploit it for a laugh at their expense.
Submitted by You Knew Who on September 8, 2008 - 3:11pm.
I do believe Jen stopped missing Bradley the moment she was able to purchase a comfortable sofa after his exit.
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Real life on the interwebs, I can't even begin to make that shit up.
I can however exploit it for a laugh at their expense.
K...im done talking for awhile...i dont like being attacked. Even if its by some lame-ass nobody who thinks their opinion of the "matured" person is all that matters in this world.
Me and my "barbbie's" are going to the corner to play dress up now. pffffffffft! :P
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Jen and Brad didn't jump into marriage. They were together for like 4 years prior to getting married.
I do believe Jen stopped missing Bradley the moment she was able to purchase a comfortable sofa after his exit. Fast forward a few years and we have Brad, with the hotness sucked out of him, his balls stuffed in Angie's sock drawer, six young kids, and a partner who is a part time junkie drama queen. You know there is trouble in paradise if Brad is out on the town without the Queen of All goth.
I think Jen dreams about a romantic, positive relationship but the idea of her stalking and pining for her ex is a bit over played.
I get irritated that Jennifer has always been painted as the poor little victim. I have always liked her and always will, but making her out to be this sad soul is sooooooo 3 years ago. Besides its not her fault her husband fell into the black hole known as Angelina's muff.
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It's like a limp dick to me. It's not something that I would ever crave, but if I have nothing else to do, I'll make it work. -MK
Hmm...Mrs. K...I think they do. Atleast they are related somehow i believe. lol.
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Nova,
Don't Achilles and that Zeus guy know each other?
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Real life on the interwebs, I can't even begin to make that shit up.
I can however exploit it for a laugh at their expense.
Submitted by Inside of luv on September 8, 2008 - 3:04pm.
Submitted by NovaNightly on September 8, 2008 - 5:00pm.
Seriously folks...doesnt anyone agree with me about her hair?? Yes its shiny and healthy...but for gawrsh-sakes put it up or curl it once in awhile. It needs to be played with to show that you arent a sad little puppy girl. I LOVE having long hair and being able to make it straight or curly or up or down...but she does her hair the same EVERY GOD DAMN TIME!.....makes her look PATHETIC!!!!!
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@ NovaNightly
What fucking planet do you hail from? Or how old are you? So wearing the same hair style makes one pathetic? Give me a break! I’m hoping you’ve outgrown the Barbbie doll hair styling stage because most matured adult do not change hair style like they are teenagers trying things out.
Matured people are clear on what suits and are comfortable to them. You sound childish, IDIOTIC and you are so OBVIOUSLY PATHETIC by that underhanded comment!!!
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Geez...what crawled up your granny panties and DIED??
I just have to say this....FUCK OFF!!!! If you dont like it...go the fuck elsewhere.
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Speaking of brad...i just had this weird ass dream the other night with him in it. He was trying to get with me, but i wasnt interested...so he pulled the one card he knew would bag me. He got dressed up as Achilles in his armor...all muscles and long hair....WHEW...gawd he was sexy. Of course he was STILL with Jen when he made that movie. ;P
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you guys are cracking me UP!
im workin late :( boooo! but a little comic relief here and there makes it better!
SWEETAS♥♥ (((((((((BIG BIRFDAY HUGS))))))))) yeah!
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Submitted by NovaNightly on September 8, 2008 - 5:00pm.
Seriously folks...doesnt anyone agree with me about her hair?? Yes its shiny and healthy...but for gawrsh-sakes put it up or curl it once in awhile. It needs to be played with to show that you arent a sad little puppy girl. I LOVE having long hair and being able to make it straight or curly or up or down...but she does her hair the same EVERY GOD DAMN TIME!.....makes her look PATHETIC!!!!!
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@ NovaNightly
What fucking planet do you hail from? Or how old are you? So wearing the same hair style makes one pathetic? Give me a break! I’m hoping you’ve outgrown the Barbbie doll hair styling stage because most matured adult do not change hair style like they are teenagers trying things out.
Matured people are clear on what suits and are comfortable to them. You sound childish, IDIOTIC and you are so OBVIOUSLY PATHETIC by that underhanded comment!!!
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Blessed are the meek/boring/compassionate Bible bashers without sin and the God/Jesus lovers; for they shall inherit the earth.
I knew you didnt mean that LCT...but it sounded kinda funny. :P
Yeah...those two jumped into marriage thinking it was alllll good and quickly discovered they had different agendas. So i deffo dont think Jen is all pouty and stalkerish on his badly aging ass. :D
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Submitted by NovaNightly on September 8, 2008 - 5:57pm.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on September 8, 2008 - 2:47pm.
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Ah....thats why i kinda clarified that they should have discussed the future a bit more before getting married. They obviously werent on the same plan..ya know. OH and...having kids isnt "sacrificing your vagina"....pfft. Like i blew mine up or something because i had babies. HA! :P
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No no no, I didn't mean it that way, I meant sacrificing hers when she didn't want any. I would have said uterus but it didn't sound as good.
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YOUR JUST JEALUS OKAY YOU CAN'T MAKE THE SKIDMARK WITH BLOW TOOT TIMES SHE HAS THE BUTT BURN CHOCOLATE TACO OKAY WOW!
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on September 8, 2008 - 2:47pm.
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Ah....thats why i kinda clarified that they should have discussed the future a bit more before getting married. They obviously werent on the same plan..ya know. OH and...having kids isnt "sacrificing your vagina"....pfft. Like i blew mine up or something because i had babies. HA! :P
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Submitted by ZiggyStardust on September 8, 2008 - 2:53pm.
Now why would Michael K make draw plot such a blatant connection between Zeus and Angie Jolie?
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Uh, ok, remember me again...who is this Zeus dude you keep talking about?
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Real life on the interwebs, I can't even begin to make that shit up.
I can however exploit it for a laugh at their expense.
Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on September 8, 2008 - 3:56pm.
*reads theory*
*understands loony thought pattern for a second*
*head explodes*
Jennifer the Lonely is of course a misogynistic work of fiction, however let's not forget that the same can be said of Angelina the Predator.
However, let us not pass by the reference to Zeus without giving thought to the implications of the Zeus-Angelina relationship.
Zeus was of course an incredibly predatory figure, and his infidelities are the stuff of legend. Very often, Zeus would disguise himself as creatures so as to seduce the objects of his desire - much to the fury of her his wife, Hera.
Now why would Michael K make draw plot such a blatant connection between Zeus and Angie Jolie?
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Are we sure Xtina has not passed on and her final request was to be embalmed standing up holding a bottle of her nasty perfume?- DivasGone
Submitted by Sandbitch on September 8, 2008 - 5:48pm.
Just where in Carmen San Diego is that little Kizzy slut?
Who ate Kizzy, c'mon own up. I'll kick you over a cliff.
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Oh God the shitty computer game of Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego is so effing addictive. I started once and not even Gerard Butler himself could pull me away.
Kizzy says hi and gives kitty smooches to everyone.
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YOUR JUST JEALUS OKAY YOU CAN'T MAKE THE SKIDMARK WITH BLOW TOOT TIMES SHE HAS THE BUTT BURN CHOCOLATE TACO OKAY WOW!
Just wanted to say thanks so much sluts for all the sweet happy birfdays!! I gave much more love on the bday thread, but XOXOXOXOXO and a sneaky feel to all. :D
OT If I knew how Angie's fanbase was, I'd have a concealed-weapon-handler on staff too lol.