Stalker Eyes
Jennifer Aniston and Bradley Pitt were in Toronto at around the same time this past weekend. Can't you tell? It's obvious Jenny is scanning the land for any sight of Brad in one of his silly hats. She can probably smell his aroma nearby so her stalker eyes have gone into overdrive. Unfortunately, it doesn't seem like they ever met up.
The Sun claims they had cocktails together. UsWeekly claims they didn't. I don't think they did. We would definitely know it. If it happened, Jenny would leap through the streets of Toronto in her lucky granny panties, singing about how she's got her man back. Then lightning would strike her because....well....Saint Angelina knows Zeus personally. I think he owes her a few favors.
Despite, not running into Brad, things are "great" for Jenny. She told People, "Things couldn't be better." I'm sure she said that while grinding her teeth and digging her nails into her thighs.
Here's our favorite cat lady at the TIFF premiere of her movie "Management" last night. I also threw in some pictures of Billy Goat Pitt at the TIFF premiere of "Burn After Reading" on Friday night.
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Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on September 8, 2008 - 5:24pm.
From Loon central over the weekend and a quick PSA regarding Loons:
" REPOSTED FROM PREV THREAD @ 09/06/2008 at 12:49 am
“He signed autographs for a long time on all manner of pics and posters, both Angelina’s and his, and get this - when he’d get to an angelina pic he’d lick his chops, and he even clutched his heart at one point at this hot pic of Angelina - and get this, groaned. The man GROANED, then said cheekily what are you trying to do to me. OMG the man is gone for his baby. lol Wowee.”
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AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH!
AS. IF!
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAH *gasp* *puke* Laughed too hard.
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YOUR JUST JEALUS OKAY YOU CAN'T MAKE THE SKIDMARK WITH BLOW TOOT TIMES SHE HAS THE BUTT BURN CHOCOLATE TACO OKAY WOW!
I wonder why she never wears her hair naturally curly? She should give her flat iron a much-needed break...
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Oh, God. Get over it people, and you to, MK. She got dumped by her husband because her husband got sucked in by a whore; that story has happened countless times since the beginning of human relations. She ain't ungly, she's ain't lonely, she ain't desparate. She is just a normal single gal trying to get on with her life. Maybe she doesn't want to be attached and remarried again, ever think of that? I've been happily married for years, but if for whatever reason I found myself single I could totally see myself completely embracing independence and never getting seriously involved with someone again.
From Loon central over the weekend and a quick PSA regarding Loons:
" REPOSTED FROM PREV THREAD @ 09/06/2008 at 12:49 am
“He signed autographs for a long time on all manner of pics and posters, both Angelina’s and his, and get this - when he’d get to an angelina pic he’d lick his chops, and he even clutched his heart at one point at this hot pic of Angelina - and get this, groaned. The man GROANED, then said cheekily what are you trying to do to me. OMG the man is gone for his baby. lol Wowee.”
OMG amazing; they’re love is incredible and will conquer ANYTHING that comes their way…thanks for bringing this over
Hope to see Angie soon :(
missssss herrrrrr!
- This thread over there has 1200 comments.
...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on September 8, 2008 - 5:23pm.
Submitted by Stoney on September 8, 2008 - 2:19pm.
Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on September 8, 2008 - 4:15pm.
Priceless! Please let him cheat on Angie, oh please oh please oh please oh please!!!!!!!
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I am ashamed to admit it, but...that would make my day.
Hee.
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That would make my year. I'd feel bad for the bebes, but it'd be kick-ass. Can anyone in here say they'd actually feel pity for Angie if Brad cheated on her?
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YOUR JUST JEALUS OKAY YOU CAN'T MAKE THE SKIDMARK WITH BLOW TOOT TIMES SHE HAS THE BUTT BURN CHOCOLATE TACO OKAY WOW!
LOL "gird your loins" makes me think of The Devil Wears Prada. Speaking of good girlie movies, you guys really better rent What Happens in Vegas. YES I SAID IT!! And I don't happen to hate Cameron Diaz either, so sue me! (if you've never seen In Her Shoes, please STFU)
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
@ LOVE CARROTTOP
Excatly, it's not like she hasnt been dating, or enjoying life. Yep, I perfer her now to when she was in FRIENDS. Until she starts looking like Unfitney or Kirstie Alley, I dont think Jen has a problem!
@ Stoney
Right back at ya!!
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I definitely think Brad and Jen make a better looking couple than Brad and Angelina. They are closer in age, blond, and have about the same level of intelligence.
Submitted by Stoney on September 8, 2008 - 2:19pm.
Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on September 8, 2008 - 4:15pm.
Priceless! Please let him cheat on Angie, oh please oh please oh please oh please!!!!!!!
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I am ashamed to admit it, but...that would make my day.
Hee.
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Submitted by FatMartha on September 8, 2008 - 5:19pm.
Omg... the day that Brad Pitt breaks up with AngieHo is the day the world will explode. Half of the Brangeloons will be like "OMG U NEW THIS WAS GONNA HAPPEN OKAY WOW I ALWAYS NEW" and the other will just blow up the rest of us because their Gods will have shown their "human" side.
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"IT'S ALL JEN'S FALT. I MEAN GOD SHE'S SO JELLIS SHE PROBIBLY PUT HIS PENIS IN HER VAGENA AT NITE AND ANGIE CAUGHT THEM! I HATE JEN! STOOPID B*TCH! ANGIE FOREVER!"
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YOUR JUST JEALUS OKAY YOU CAN'T MAKE THE SKIDMARK WITH BLOW TOOT TIMES SHE HAS THE BUTT BURN CHOCOLATE TACO OKAY WOW!
Submitted by mharker on September 8, 2008 - 2:18pm.
Submitted by lara on September 8, 2008 - 5:06pm.
Wow. I am staying far, far away from any post involving either of them. It's like trying to talk about politics with my dad.
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You figured that out, huh? :). Live and learn, pussy cat (as my dead mama used to say.)
If you want to keep your sanity in a Jennifer Aniston or Brangelina post you must gird your loins.
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Holy shitballs!! Xtina's nose!! WTF is that?? She also looks like Broke Hogan's mom
Submitted by Stoney on September 8, 2008 - 5:17pm.
I know, right?! She looks like an ugly Brooke Hogan, if that's even possible!
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Ugly Brooke Hogan is right, but still, Brooke Hogan can be considered feminine and sexy next to that ghastly thing! That's going to give me more nightmares than Mini Me baby porn.
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YOUR JUST JEALUS OKAY YOU CAN'T MAKE THE SKIDMARK WITH BLOW TOOT TIMES SHE HAS THE BUTT BURN CHOCOLATE TACO OKAY WOW!
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on September 8, 2008 - 4:19pm.
You know, like when you smack your hubby. It's a "love tap"
teehee
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on September 8, 2008 - 4:15pm.
Priceless! Please let him cheat on Angie, oh please oh please oh please oh please!!!!!!!
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on September 8, 2008 - 4:15pm.
Well, at Loon central the other day, there are posts referring to The Brad being seen with a blond, it is apparently the same blond from a few events.
And no, it ain't Aniston....
Of course the personal bff's of the Jolie-Pitt's at Loon central deny it.
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Omg... the day that Brad Pitt breaks up with AngieHo is the day the world will explode. Half of the Brangeloons will be like "OMG U NEW THIS WAS GONNA HAPPEN OKAY WOW I ALWAYS NEW" and the other will just blow up the rest of us because their Gods will have shown their "human" side.
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Submitted by Stoney on September 8, 2008 - 2:17pm.
I only criticize MK out of love. LOL
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STONEY!!!! Now that put a big ol' smile on my face!!!
I tell Pudge I only nag him out of love.
LOL
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Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on September 8, 2008 - 4:16pm.
LMAO. I heart you DAE!
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
Submitted by lara on September 8, 2008 - 5:06pm.
I'm not speaking for myself...by "we can all move on" I mean that the magazines at the grocery store will stop putting out these stories and both sides will fade quietly away.
Wow. I am staying far, far away from any post involving either of them. It's like trying to talk about politics with my dad.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on September 8, 2008 - 4:15pm.
I know, right?! She looks like an ugly Brooke Hogan, if that's even possible!
I only criticize MK out of love. LOL
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
Submitted by Stoney on September 8, 2008 - 5:11pm.
Holy shit, you guys, there are some HORRENDOUS pictures of Xtina on x17!!!!! Shockingly ugly, I'm serious.
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OMFG your right! I swear I thought it was a tranny!
Submitted by Stoney on September 8, 2008 - 10:11pm.
Holy shit, you guys, there are some HORRENDOUS pictures of Xtina on x17!!!!! Shockingly ugly, I'm serious.
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Of course. X17 HATE Christina. More so after last night. Of course they're gonna find the most horrid pics of her & post them.
Already seen the video to those pics.
"HORRENDOUS" lol, she doenst look THAT bad!!
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I was lame and bought the new In Touch and they have a side-by-side picture of Brad and Jen with a little one of Angie in the middle... fucking hilarious. Jen looks early 30, he looks mid 50s and Angelina looks about 45. Way to go Brad! Way to pick 'em!
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YOUR JUST JEALUS OKAY YOU CAN'T MAKE THE SKIDMARK WITH BLOW TOOT TIMES SHE HAS THE BUTT BURN CHOCOLATE TACO OKAY WOW!
She looks good right there. Fuck Brad Pitt, he's not even hot anymore!!! If she actually met with him, she can just take satisfaction in seeing how aged he has become over the last 4 years.
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Submitted by NovaNightly on September 8, 2008 - 2:07pm.
But seriously it would perk up her appearance if she tried to style it a bit more.
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She's got very wavy, naturally BIG voluminous hair (as do I) and I can guarantee you she styles her hair with plenty of product, blowdrying and flat ironing.
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Prepare for Metamorphosis, are you ready Kafka?
Well, at Loon central the other day, there are posts referring to The Brad being seen with a blond, it is apparently the same blond from a few events.
And no, it ain't Aniston....
Of course the personal bff's of the Jolie-Pitt's at Loon central deny it.
...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...
Submitted by Stoney on September 8, 2008 - 5:11pm.
Holy shit, you guys, there are some HORRENDOUS pictures of Xtina on x17!!!!! Shockingly ugly, I'm serious.
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Holy Christing Christerson, either that's the Devil or Donatella Versace got her face sort of fixed.
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YOUR JUST JEALUS OKAY YOU CAN'T MAKE THE SKIDMARK WITH BLOW TOOT TIMES SHE HAS THE BUTT BURN CHOCOLATE TACO OKAY WOW!
ugh she looks like Denise Richards in the gun pic
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on September 8, 2008 - 5:03pm.
@ LOVE CARROTTOP
I agree. I just dont see her sitting alone in her home, eating 100 tubes of ice cream, crying over pics of him. After all this time, I think she has moved on. He has his life, she has hers. Its the media that insist on making her look some hag who cant move on.
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Exactly. What he did was harsh and I'm sure it still pisses her off but CLEARLY she's doing well. She looks better than she ever has to be honest. I'm no Team Aniston girl but if she were as desperate and ridiculous as people say she is, she'd be 400 pounds with no teefs.
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YOUR JUST JEALUS OKAY YOU CAN'T MAKE THE SKIDMARK WITH BLOW TOOT TIMES SHE HAS THE BUTT BURN CHOCOLATE TACO OKAY WOW!
Submitted by Stoney on September 8, 2008 - 2:08pm.
Ok, I see now. Perhaps MK is just making fun of the loons when he calls Jen a needy psycho. BUT people don't actually get that (ok maybe it's just me) and it's like he's perpetuating the story!
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hahahaha
It would never occur to nme to crticize MK in any way shape or form. I am totally intimidated by him.
I figure it's his blog, he can do whatever he wants.
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Submitted by NovaNightly on September 8, 2008 - 5:40pm.
OK CAPS TIME....JUST TO CLARIFY ABOUT THE GUN PICTURE.....
ITS A SHOT FROM 30 ROCK, NOT FROM THAT MOVIE PREMIERE. MK THREW IT IN THERE TO FUCK WITH US. NO WORRIES...SHE ISNT OUT TO KILL BRAD. PLEASE TAKE A DEEP BREATH NOW, K. THANKS. :D
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AW, MAN...DAMMIT !!!!
Holy shit, you guys, there are some HORRENDOUS pictures of Xtina on x17!!!!! Shockingly ugly, I'm serious.
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
Why is Anniston still around?????
Move along folks, nothing to see her except a has-been trying to cling on to her past.
Submitted by NovaNightly on September 8, 2008 - 2:02pm.
Thanks guys...i pride myself on noticing the details. ;P
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Speaking of details, notice that her nails aren't done? 5th thumbnail on the top row.
I like that...keeping it simple.
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JA is so much more attractive and classy than Angieloonybin...guess Boring Pithair was thinking with his peen? Hope hes happy now with his unruly, screaming mob of kids and his self-serving, drug addled freak of a girlfriend. Note to Brad: don't mess with Karma.
OK CAPS TIME....JUST TO CLARIFY ABOUT THE GUN PICTURE.....
ITS A SHOT FROM 30 ROCK, NOT FROM THAT MOVIE PREMIERE. MK THREW IT IN THERE TO FUCK WITH US. NO WORRIES...SHE ISNT OUT TO KILL BRAD. PLEASE TAKE A DEEP BREATH NOW, K. THANKS. :D
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And now for something completely different...
"As for Jen's face getting thinner and that being the reason Brad's no longer with her (wtf?), think again. He's now with skeletor! If Jolie's protruding vein in the forehead doesn't give Brad the creeps then I'm sure he was ok with Jen's face. "
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True, that made no sense since Angelina is the female skeletor, bitch has two of the most unattractive legs i've seen on a human.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on September 8, 2008 - 4:56pm.
Submitted by Stoney on September 8, 2008 - 4:46pm.
Jeus fucking Christ MK, would you quit calling this poor woman a fucking stalker because her husband was a mother fucker and cheated on her? Fuck you piss me off the way you assume she's a dried up psycho cat lady because she's single. Give me a goddamn break.
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You know, that brings up an interesting point.. I'm thinking back on all the women I know that have been cheated on and they have all, at one point or another, been called a stalker even if they're leaving the man completely alone.
What the fuck?
--------------------------------------------------I think all men like to think they're more important than they really are. They are just saying it to build up their own egos, they all like to fancy themselves as heartbreaking Casanovas! It's really uncool though, the truth is, they say it because they really are feeling Guilty, And men start to freak out when they know they've done something wrong! They put the blame on us, so they don't have to deal with fealing guilty. They are just fuckin' crazy! They always want to make us feel guilty for everything, I don't know the fuck why.
As far as w/ Jen, I think she really just blocks Brad and Angelina out, she probably completely detaches herself from them, so everyone should just leave her the fuck alone already.
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Ok, I see now. Perhaps MK is just making fun of the loons when he calls Jen a needy psycho. BUT people don't actually get that (ok maybe it's just me) and it's like he's perpetuating the story!
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
jen looks good...i won't trash her...she's trying to move on with her life...and seriously, who's at
home stuck with six little kids and no nanny (supposedly) while her man is out grinning for the paps...not jen, that's for sure...
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so pretty. so fat. so sad!!!
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on September 8, 2008 - 2:02pm.
We can be glad it's not stick-straight like it was for months on end before...
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Thats true...its kinda layered now. But seriously it would perk up her appearance if she tried to style it a bit more. I'm such a stickler for having nicely styled hair. I pride myself on my hair...so this shizz just gets to me. :D
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And now for something completely different...
Submitted by Stoney on September 8, 2008 - 4:46pm.
Jeus fucking Christ MK, would you quit calling this poor woman a fucking stalker because her husband was a mother fucker and cheated on her? Fuck you piss me off the way you assume she's a dried up psycho cat lady because she's single. Give me a goddamn break.
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I agree! But someone else might have a point too by saying that he's making fun of the brangeloonies by calling her a stalker. We all knew they would run with that the moment they heard she was "playing" one.
As for Jen's face getting thinner and that being the reason Brad's no longer with her (wtf?), think again. He's now with skeletor! If Jolie's protruding vein in the forehead doesn't give Brad the creeps then I'm sure he was ok with Jen's face. Jen looks awesome! Don't tell me Bradley hasn't been harboring some guilt for the past 3 years... I'm sure he would've enjoyed an encounter with Jen. JEN is the one that avoided him.
Holy shiz @ her chin on last pic, first row. Bad angle, honey.
Submitted by Keane on September 8, 2008 - 1:55pm.
I truly believe that the end of Brad and Jen's relationship was caused by the loss of fat in Jen's face and in no way caused by Angelina Jolie. I'm amazed the media hasn't picked up on this before.
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Submitted by mharker on September 8, 2008 - 4:57pm.
sincerely hope that Jenny Aniston finds a man and settles down so we can all move on.
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why the hell she needs to find a man for you to move on??? it's crazy.
i like all these celebrities...seriously love them all. but i can't stand the fake angelina. even sienna is better. she at least doesn't pretend to be a saint and says she would never get involved with a married man.
Sandbitch, do you like my new sig?
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I alwayz see her as a bit of a stalker. But Mikey, what's wrong with grannie panties??
Submitted by Sandbitch on September 8, 2008 - 5:20pm.
If you click on that first pic, I swear it looks like Jen has a gun in her hand and is passing it to someone behind her.
RUN BRAD RUN. Jenny's got a gun!
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OMFG YOU'RE RIGHT, THAT IS A GUN!!! ;ALSKDJHFAKLSDJFAKLSDJF...
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@ LOVE CARROTTOP
I agree. I just dont see her sitting alone in her home, eating 100 tubes of ice cream, crying over pics of him. After all this time, I think she has moved on. He has his life, she has hers. Its the media that insist on making her look some hag who cant move on.
If I was in Jen's place & the subject of ex always came up in convos I'd murder people. They split up - let it go.
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