Stalker Eyes
Jennifer Aniston and Bradley Pitt were in Toronto at around the same time this past weekend. Can't you tell? It's obvious Jenny is scanning the land for any sight of Brad in one of his silly hats. She can probably smell his aroma nearby so her stalker eyes have gone into overdrive. Unfortunately, it doesn't seem like they ever met up.
The Sun claims they had cocktails together. UsWeekly claims they didn't. I don't think they did. We would definitely know it. If it happened, Jenny would leap through the streets of Toronto in her lucky granny panties, singing about how she's got her man back. Then lightning would strike her because....well....Saint Angelina knows Zeus personally. I think he owes her a few favors.
Despite, not running into Brad, things are "great" for Jenny. She told People, "Things couldn't be better." I'm sure she said that while grinding her teeth and digging her nails into her thighs.
Here's our favorite cat lady at the TIFF premiere of her movie "Management" last night. I also threw in some pictures of Billy Goat Pitt at the TIFF premiere of "Burn After Reading" on Friday night.
Bauer Griffin, Getty, Wireimage
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Submitted by NovaNightly on September 8, 2008 - 5:00pm.
Seriously folks...doesnt anyone agree with me about her hair?? Yes its shiny and healthy...but for gawrsh-sakes put it up or curl it once in awhile. It needs to be played with to show that you arent a sad little puppy girl. I LOVE having long hair and being able to make it straight or curly or up or down...but she does her hair the same EVERY GOD DAMN TIME!.....makes her look PATHETIC!!!!!
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We can be glad it's not stick-straight like it was for months on end before...
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YOUR JUST JEALUS OKAY YOU CAN'T MAKE THE SKIDMARK WITH BLOW TOOT TIMES SHE HAS THE BUTT BURN CHOCOLATE TACO OKAY WOW!
Thanks guys...i pride myself on noticing the details. ;P
Its so funny though...I swear MK did that to fuck with us!!
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Submitted by peaches on September 8, 2008 - 4:56pm.
Glad you think so LCT! so what's up? looks like their all in your neck of the woods at the moment. Who knows, maybe there's some magic in the northern lights up there to bring these two together, lol!
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I believe Jen is here because it's Canada, and we're notoriously cold in the fall, so she's hoping it will preserve her in some way, and Brad is here because it's a peaceful nation and if Angie comes to chase him and bring him home, she'll get pelted with donuts for causing a ruckus so he's safe.
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YOUR JUST JEALUS OKAY YOU CAN'T MAKE THE SKIDMARK WITH BLOW TOOT TIMES SHE HAS THE BUTT BURN CHOCOLATE TACO OKAY WOW!
Seriously folks...doesnt anyone agree with me about her hair?? Yes its shiny and healthy...but for gawrsh-sakes put it up or curl it once in awhile. It needs to be played with to show that you arent a sad little puppy girl. I LOVE having long hair and being able to make it straight or curly or up or down...but she does her hair the same EVERY GOD DAMN TIME!.....makes her look PATHETIC!!!!!
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Nova,
Good thing you are around!!! Phew! I feel better about Brad's safety.
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Maybe there's a God above
But all I've ever learned from love
Was how to shoot somebody who outdrew ya
Submitted by Rocket on September 8, 2008 - 4:56pm.
I think MK is really just Mocking the Brangeloonies and how they percieve Jen when he says that. I think playing this stalker role on 30 rock is perfect. As the great John Watters has said, "the best way to kill an image of yourself you don't like, is to goof on it" or something like that. He had said this refering to Johnny Depp and Traci Lords when he directed them in Cry Baby. But I definatly hope it helps Jen.
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I totally agree - besides she has "aged" better than Brad since the divorce
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Hell, She looks better than Brad AND Angelina Combined right now!! Truth be told, when all the makeup comes off, Jen really is a lot prettier than Angelina! I've seen pics of them w/o makeup. Jen looks like a sweet pretty young girl, And Angelina has major dark circles!
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*I used to Love Celebrities, now I just love to Hate them!*
Submitted by NovaNightly on September 9, 2008 - 6:55am.
That IS a gun in the first picture...but thats a shot from her doing "30 rock"...
**hangs head** Why am I so gullible...
I like your style, MK. You don't take sides in the ongoing Brangelina/Aniston catfight.
I sincerely hope that Jenny Aniston finds a man and settles down so we can all move on. I used to stick up for Brad and Angie, but for fuck's sake, three years and counting for a media-fueled soap opera is a long time.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on September 8, 2008 - 4:50pm.
Submitted by peaches on September 8, 2008 - 4:46pm.
Personally, What Jen should do, is just have sex with Brad to prove that she can (a la Bill Clinton), and never speak to him again after that! Let Angelina know she did it, and than leave him with her after that, and let them both self destruct on their own!
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That's a BRILLIANT plan. Clap clap clap clap.
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Glad you think so LCT! so what's up? looks like their all in your neck of the woods at the moment. Who knows, maybe there's some magic in the northern lights up there to bring these two together, lol!
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*I used to Love Celebrities, now I just love to Hate them!*
I think MK is really just Mocking the Brangeloonies and how they percieve Jen when he says that. I think playing this stalker role on 30 rock is perfect. As the great John Watters has said, "the best way to kill an image of yourself you don't like, is to goof on it" or something like that. He had said this refering to Johnny Depp and Traci Lords when he directed them in Cry Baby. But I definatly hope it helps Jen.
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I totally agree - besides she has "aged" better than Brad since the divorce.
You can see her pasties.
Jen is really growing me for some reason.
Submitted by Stoney on September 8, 2008 - 4:46pm.
Jeus fucking Christ MK, would you quit calling this poor woman a fucking stalker because her husband was a mother fucker and cheated on her? Fuck you piss me off the way you assume she's a dried up psycho cat lady because she's single. Give me a goddamn break.
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You know, that brings up an interesting point.. I'm thinking back on all the women I know that have been cheated on and they have all, at one point or another, been called a stalker even if they're leaving the man completely alone.
What the fuck?
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YOUR JUST JEALUS OKAY YOU CAN'T MAKE THE SKIDMARK WITH BLOW TOOT TIMES SHE HAS THE BUTT BURN CHOCOLATE TACO OKAY WOW!
She looks great, & I think she's over that pig too. She's doing her best to move on. Shame the media & Brangeloonies won't let her.
I think I've finally figured out the loonies' conviction that she's still hung up on him: Anyone who doesn't like Skankelina is a jellis h8r, right? So, Jen must fall into that category because, through no fault of her own, St. Skank nabbed Jen's man (but they didn't sleep together until the divorce was final), so Jen MUST be jellis of St. Skank & want what she has more than anyone. Heck, when you get right down to it, I bet every Brangeloonie would go into paroxysms of joy if Angie Jo stole their man! It would show how close to being holy they were.
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Submitted by Clarisse on September 9, 2008 - 6:52am.
Uh Sandbitch,
That sure do look like a gun!!!
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It's a gun! Or is someone having fun with photoshop?
That IS a gun in the first picture...but thats a shot from her doing "30 rock"....notice the belt she's wearing(not in the other pics). So i say the gun is probably for the show. Funny though....MK threw that in there just to see who would notice, i bet. You're a wiley one MK!!!!
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The reason Jennifer Aniston is no longer cute is she has lost the puppy fat in her face. Some people start with a fat face and look better once they age and it thins down (aka me). Some people start with a regular face and start to look like a scarecrow when it thins down (aka Kate "The Crow" Moss). I truly believe that the end of Brad and Jen's relationship was caused by the loss of fat in Jen's face and in no way caused by Angelina Jolie. I'm amazed the media hasn't picked up on this before.
Holy shitters, that IS a gun.
Submitted by Clarisse on September 8, 2008 - 4:50pm.
CARROTTOP!
Jen and Brad? Brit and Justine? (typo, keeping)
Mt Everest would crumble and Jerusalem would fall!
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Yes, but just think of how awesome it would be for the rest of us to be able to watch it all happen.
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YOUR JUST JEALUS OKAY YOU CAN'T MAKE THE SKIDMARK WITH BLOW TOOT TIMES SHE HAS THE BUTT BURN CHOCOLATE TACO OKAY WOW!
Uh Sandbitch,
That sure do look like a gun!!!
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Maybe there's a God above
But all I've ever learned from love
Was how to shoot somebody who outdrew ya
She looks like an olsen twin
Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"
She fucked up her lips. They were nice before
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on September 8, 2008 - 4:43pm.
I dont care what the media says. I believe that Jen is over Brad.
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I agree in the sense that she doesn't want him back, but him fucking Angie while they were married then fucking off and popping out babies like they need to populate a circus before they were even divorced is probably going to make her want to slap whoever brings it up for the rest of her life.
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YOUR JUST JEALUS OKAY YOU CAN'T MAKE THE SKIDMARK WITH BLOW TOOT TIMES SHE HAS THE BUTT BURN CHOCOLATE TACO OKAY WOW!
Submitted by Stoney on September 8, 2008 - 4:46pm.
Jeus fucking Christ MK, would you quit calling this poor woman a fucking stalker because her husband was a mother fucker and cheated on her? Fuck you piss me off the way you assume she's a dried up psycho cat lady because she's single. Give me a goddamn break.
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I think MK is really just Mocking the Brangeloonies and how they percieve Jen when he says that. I think playing this stalker role on 30 rock is perfect. As the great John Watters has said, "the best way to kill an image of yourself you don't like, is to goof on it" or something like that. He had said this refering to Johnny Depp and Traci Lords when he directed them in Cry Baby. But I definatly hope it helps Jen.
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*I used to Love Celebrities, now I just love to Hate them!*
Jenny needs a new hairdo...its looking so BLAH these days. Sad hair times!! She may be OK...but her hair is crying loud salty unhappy tears for her.
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If you click on that first pic, I swear it looks like Jen has a gun in her hand and is passing it to someone behind her.
RUN BRAD RUN. Jenny's got a gun!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fv1N6TVCnLs
i am so sick of this stalker bs. get new material pls. it's lame
CARROTTOP!
Jen and Brad? Brit and Justine? (typo, keeping)
Mt Everest would crumble and Jerusalem would fall!
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Maybe there's a God above
But all I've ever learned from love
Was how to shoot somebody who outdrew ya
Submitted by peaches on September 8, 2008 - 4:46pm.
Personally, What Jen should do, is just have sex with Brad to prove that she can (a la Bill Clinton), and never speak to him again after that! Let Angelina know she did it, and than leave him with her after that, and let them both self destruct on their own!
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That's a BRILLIANT plan. Clap clap clap clap.
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YOUR JUST JEALUS OKAY YOU CAN'T MAKE THE SKIDMARK WITH BLOW TOOT TIMES SHE HAS THE BUTT BURN CHOCOLATE TACO OKAY WOW!
Submitted by LoLo on September 8, 2008 - 4:44pm.
I heard a rumour that brad had a "messy pussy".
Or had gotten into some "messy pussy"
or his beard smelled like a "messy pussy"
Im not sure what it was but Brad Pitt must = "messy pussy" because im not so sure people would be throwing around the words "Brad Pitt" and "messy pussy" if some low hanging labia action wasnt going on.
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Maybe he's like the professor in Harry Potter and wears his silly hats because Angelina has sewn her messy pussy onto the back of his head.
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YOUR JUST JEALUS OKAY YOU CAN'T MAKE THE SKIDMARK WITH BLOW TOOT TIMES SHE HAS THE BUTT BURN CHOCOLATE TACO OKAY WOW!
Maybe I was thinking of Jordan Sparks or the Jonas Brothers or Kate Hudson with that "messy pussy" rumour.
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
I don't know if Angelina forbade Brad to see Jen or what not, but Jen Deserves to get some closure on the Matter. She is owed that much! If She wants to meet up with Brad, and get closure, she has that right, and Angelina of All people should not go preventing it! Personally, What Jen should do, is just have sex with Brad to prove that she can (a la Bill Clinton), and never speak to him again after that! Let Angelina know she did it, and than leave him with her after that, and let them both self destruct on their own!
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*I used to Love Celebrities, now I just love to Hate them!*
I would totally cream to see a new picture of those two standing next to eachother again. I'm so sick of seeing Angie and Brad...its time he moved on again, dontcha think? Jenny's waiting soooo patientlyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.
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Jeus fucking Christ MK, would you quit calling this poor woman a fucking stalker because her husband was a mother fucker and cheated on her? Fuck you piss me off the way you assume she's a dried up psycho cat lady because she's single. Give me a goddamn break.
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
These two are as boring as an asparagus sandwich on white bread with mayonnaise.
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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I heard a rumour that brad had a "messy pussy".
Or had gotten into some "messy pussy"
or his beard smelled like a "messy pussy"
Im not sure what it was but Brad Pitt must = "messy pussy" because im not so sure people would be throwing around the words "Brad Pitt" and "messy pussy" if some low hanging labia action wasnt going on.
Yes
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Would the world die if Jen got back together with Brad and Britney got back together with Justin? Would Cameron Diaz and Angelina Jolie melt everything in existence with their bitch-stares?
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YOUR JUST JEALUS OKAY YOU CAN'T MAKE THE SKIDMARK WITH BLOW TOOT TIMES SHE HAS THE BUTT BURN CHOCOLATE TACO OKAY WOW!
----She is my favorite. Just saw her on milllionaire personals site """""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.Is she single again now?-☆☆☆☆---------
Damn bitch has a smokin body!!
Bradley looks so refreshed!! Hm....
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Maybe there's a God above
But all I've ever learned from love
Was how to shoot somebody who outdrew ya
I dont care what the media says. I believe that Jen is over Brad.
~♥~Xtina, obey gravity - IT'S THE LAW!~Sandbitch~8/9/08~♥~
Keeps Getting Better
THE NEW SINGLE!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-O9G3JB8FG4
Eh, you know what? She looks great and she never once lost her dignity. Basta.
HAHAHAHAHAHA one of his silly hats. He needs to be written into that 'Silly Hats Only Club' cartoon.
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YOUR JUST JEALUS OKAY YOU CAN'T MAKE THE SKIDMARK WITH BLOW TOOT TIMES SHE HAS THE BUTT BURN CHOCOLATE TACO OKAY WOW!
JA freaks me out , I get a weird vibe from her and im pretty sure she dint knew that brad was in Toronti , maybe
Submitted by Tigerlilly on July 14, 2008 - 8:39pm.
HUG ME JESUS! I SAY, HUG ME JESUS!!!! Can I get an Amen from the DListed congregation...I say, can I GET AN AMEN FROM THE DLISTED CONGREGATION???? You know you ho's want a hug from Jesus
*refreshes screen*
Ahhhhhhh!
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Dick happens! - MK