There's A New Member Of The Baby Army
BABIES!!! Minnie Driver popped out a little baby boy last Friday in Los Angeles. Minnie already has a mouse name, so she decided to give her son one too. She has named him Henry Story Driver. He weighed in at 9 lbs., 12 oz.
Henry Story sounds like the name of a little librarian mouse who rides a little bike, reads little books, works at a little library, lives in a little tree trunk house and eats little cucumber sandwiches on little Sunday afternoons. Sort of like Stuart Little, but smartier. Yes, smartier.
38-year-old Minnie hasn't said who Henry Story's daddy is, but said he would be involved in his life. I think Henry Story's daddy is Simon Westward from Circle of Friends. Who could resist his hot ass? And I think I just admitted that I actually love Circle of Friends. Circle of Gross. It's my favorite movie to watch while eating Oreos in bed.
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Hey Thanx JoMama! That is a friend of ours. We were at a tailgate party in a limo at a SF Niner game last Christmas. My friend is a big Steeler fan and chose to wear his jersey to the game. All the Niner fans were very supportive, and nice to him, as we were playing a different team, not the Steelers. Still........prolly couldn't have pulled that off at a Raider game!!!!!!
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VooDooVixen: My oldest was 10 lbs 3oz and no, I didn't have a c-section.....bugger broke my pelvic bone too. Doc put in a lot of "husband stitches" and voilaaaa, the lady garden is good as new!
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Holy shit...I am in awe of you :) Who's that wearing a Steelers' shirt in your avatar picture? Me likey the Steelers...
Topic? At least Henry is a normal name, but I kinda like Pile Driver...
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Maybe not Cab Driver but does anyone remember an old Paul Simon song? We can call him Baby Driver!
I want the daddy to be Eddie. I loves me some Eddie!
congrads mimi and wow what a baby belly! love it!
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Whatever happened to Barbado Slim?
Congrats to her
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OMG!!!! CAB DRIVER!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAH I am dying over here.......thank you for that one, I really and truly needed it!
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She should have named him Cab
I wanna know who the baby daddy is.
She didn't have a c-section or else it would have been announced.....they always do that...."Britney Spears delivered a boy via c-section...." They announced it with Jolie and Steffani, and Aquilera.
My oldest was 10 lbs 3oz and no, I didn't have a c-section.....bugger broke my pelvic bone too. Doc put in a lot of "husband stitches" and voilaaaa, the lady garden is good as new!
~~To achieve true happiness, find a cause bigger than yourself.....~~
~~Nothing screams "Haute Couture" like prison tattoos~~
Jeez Louise! You are on frickin' fire, Michael K! Goshdarnit! Seriously, your posts have been rockin it.
Honest to god...one of my friends named her son Henry Story last year. Can't believe there are two babies with that name.
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I'd say I hope little Taxi Driver had a small head but judging from mom's jaw, I bet she had a c-section.
Isn't c-section the standard M.O. for Hollywood hos?
i fucking love circle of friends! i mean, its got alan cumming in. can't go wrong.
She hasn't named the father...hmmm, maybe she went to a sperm bank? Dad is sample #382743.
Has everyone forgotten the obvious? The baby's nickname should be Screw.
ImpertinentVixen!!!!
Oh my god!! You just made me inhale partially chewed Cheez-it's!!!!
I ABSOLUTELY heard Eddie doing James Mason in my head!!!!!!!
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I can picture Eddie with the James Mason as God voice: "Well, Minnie, I'll knock you up with my super amazing sperm, but we must keep it quiet."
Canoe Driver.
The father is probably a married man.
Poor little bastard!
Xxyxz.. LMAO @ short bus driver!! ROTF poor thing does NOT have a chance
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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!
Lol that mouse story almost made me spit out my coffee! Thanks for making me smile at this wee hour. M.K. :)
Eddie and Minnie sittin' in a tree? F-U-C-K-I-N-G?
noooooooo!...say it ain't so!
Stocky-lina
Short- bus Driver
Between Eddie Izzard's face and Minnie Driver's chin, this is gon' be one fugly ass child.
Rumer can breathe a sigh of relief...in abuot 10 years.
But for now, she is the go to slut!
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
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Apparently my sil thinks hers amazing. She likes to share it. *coughhorcough*
Ooooh the dirrrty whorehoh!
Noooooooooooooooooo!
It's not Eddie!
Lalalalala!!!!
I can't hear you!!!!!
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Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.
I am telling you this, and you can take it to the bank:
the dad: It's Eddie Izzard, her co-star on "The Riches" and famous cross-dressing comedian. (He's not gay, tho he should be. ;) )
Eddie doesn't want it revealed, I think, because of various professional/publicity reasons. He's always said he doesn't want people's knowledge of his private life to interfere w/ his ability to entertain them...
really, Eddie's involvement 'tis the only reason I care about Minnie's pregnancy.
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"I told my brother all about you, he's gonna love you, only he better
not love you too much or I'll kick his ass."
Only coz were baby talkin...
No one has seen jack shit of Sunday Roast Kurban yet.
I'm calling a healthy dose of post natal depression for Nikko, and a few sneaky shots of Bourbon for boy wondersperm.
And for the Roast? I'm thinking bald, Eczema (ginger genes), cradle cap, milk rash, and a habit of burping up on everything in sight.
Let's sum up the entries for this spawn's name:...(yea, I'm bored today)
Limo Driver
Taxi Driver
Drunk Driver
Semi Driver
Cab Driver
Bus Driver
Hank Driver
Car & Driver
Back Seat Driver
Joseph was over 9 LBS. But I had an epidural
Morning Sluts
Oklahoma !!
Submitted by EvilShoe on September 9, 2008 - 7:57am.
The good news is I must have great genes, I am small and I didn't get one stretch mark!
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I'm rooting around in my voodoo doll box for one that looks like Shia as we speak. Grrrrrr. :P
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----She is my favorite. Just saw her on milllionaire personals site """""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.Is she single again now?-☆☆☆☆--------
Submitted by Sandbitch on September 9, 2008 - 8:56am.
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Apparently my sil thinks hers amazing. She likes to share it. *coughhorcough*
How about Taxi? That may have been where he was conceived after all.
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I used to be a swinger
Til you wrapped me
Round your finger,
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Just like a yo-yo
My.God I'm having flash backs! My son was that big!
I thought I was going to die, thank god they did a C-section! The good news is I must have great genes, I am small and I didn't get one stretch mark!
Having a baby that big has certainly curbed me from having another one.
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Submitted by speakit on September 9, 2008 - 10:45pm.
My nephew weighed 9 lbs. 13 oz.
That child had the biggest head I ever saw on a baby. My SIL had him naturally.
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Yeeeeeowchaaaa! Isn't the vagina the most amazing organ? Excuse me for a moment while I inhale another 25 liters of nitrous oxide.
Medicus Dual Hinge Driver.
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"Hand in hand, we can live together. Ginger or not, we're all the same". ~ Cartman
i fear having a nine pound baby :s
LMAO @ Islandgirl.. All i can think about is that hot ass doggy.. I loves him so much!
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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!
Well he only has half of his mom's genetics.. so he's Semi Driver
Damn! I thought she was having twins.
Edited to include: Or if she wanted to go the literary route, Car &.
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Screw Driver
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Submitted by islandgirl on September 9, 2008 - 10:40pm.
I would have named him Pile, or Limo.
LOL
or Drunk
How about "Cab Driver"?
BREAKDOWN ~ I'm with you. This is news because....? slow news day?
I'd say I hope little Taxi Driver had a small head but judging from mom's jaw, I bet she had a c-section.
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"There's a little bit of asshole in every nice guy, and there's a little bit of genius in every moron." - RDJ
Submitted by islandgirl on September 9, 2008 - 8:40am.
I would have named him Pile, or Limo.
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I'm partial to Bus.
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The long hot summer just passed me by.
My nephew weighed 9 lbs. 13 oz.
That child had the biggest head I ever saw on a baby. My SIL had him naturally. I'm not ashamed to say... AIN'T NO WAY IN HELL.
Mornin' btw
Always thought she was cue in that quirky Geena Davis kinda' way.It'll be interesting to see how/if she snaps back to MILFy status.
Submitted by beerbohmlove on September 9, 2008 - 10:35pm.
Now...FUCK OFF you homeless cunt.
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And good morning to all you other sweet beetches, who I love so much.
:)