Fucking Finally!
Posh Beckham listened to my cries and pleas (not really) and finally chopped off that guinea pig mop that was sitting on her femalien head for so long! I'm sipping my Sanka while trying to decide what I think of it. It sort of looks like one of her boys cut her hair with his safety scissors. I'm expecting her to shout, "Second star to the right and straight on till morning!"
Now, let's take bets on how long it takes for Katie Holmes' to copy Posh's new twink bottom haircut. Synchronize your watches! I'm going to guess 30 days. It takes Stepford Katie a while to catch up. Her hardrive isn't the fastest.
Here's Posh looking even more like a twink robot alien at the Marc Jacobs show last night with JLo. Do you think Posh ever stops posing? Pose! Pose! Pose! I bet she poses while taking a poo.
Speaking of taking a poo, JLo needs to stop making "sultry faces." She looks like she's trying to pinch off a loaf. I swear, how can these bitches stand themselves?! Even Mango doesn't pose this much!
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Submitted by alleykat:
"(j-whore)is a striking woman, and is more entertaining in some films than she is given credit for"
its your opinion but i strongly disagree. i know, as well as seen Puerto Rican woman in nyc and puerto rico that put her to shame. and all her movies suck; they just do. i love all the other shit you said about her though; right on point and true to a fault.!
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Posh's new haircut only exaggerates her piggy nose, and it's bad (the nose). You need softer, more delicate features for that type of look. With all that money you'd think she would have someone point the nose downward some. She's probably had a few nose jobs already and another one would likely cause her nasal passages to collapse!
Posh is a masochist through and through....that's probly why Becks is still married to her, because she is willing to be the anorexic, up-the-bum, Trophy(trolly?) mum and wifey who will look the other way (wink wink).
Jenny Lopez, in spite of her lack of (any) compassionate humanity, is a striking woman, and is more entertaining in some films than she is given credit for. In "real life," however, she is just the stereotypical Puerto Rican bitch, and she propagates the stereotype herself.
It's funny how in interviews she is ALWAYS laughing, smiling and pretending to be nice to the point that it becomes a joke and exhausting to watch. She just comes off as delusional cuz we all know she a bitch!
And the Arroz con Pollo Jenny's been eating has given her the beginnings of fat old lady arms......hee hee hee.
I'm waiting for David Bowie to shout;
ITS A POSE-OFF everyone!!!
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I agree with most of the posters, Posh's hair is very Mia Farrow in Rosemary's Baby, and it looks great. I think that to carry off hair that short you have to be really slight, and she more than fits that description.
OMG...Those pictures of the two of them trying to out-pose each other are hilarious!
Just two more no-talents who have way too high opinions of themselves.
While i think the twink cut is better than roboposh.... I just wanted to say im loving the mango refrence.
SANKA?!
Oh my god. Michael, are you... pregnant???
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And I actually think that Posh looks AWESOME. She should always be so bald.
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Ms. Lo needs to work on her sitting posture. Yikes!
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She look great not everyone can pull off having short hair like that
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i know what you mean. everything classy j-whore tries to wear always comes out looking trashy on her. i saw heidi in that dress and yes your right; she wore it better. much better.
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posh looks great. someone needs to punch j-whore in her friggin cold stupid looking face.
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I have such mad, irrational love for Posh. She's magical.
Uh, J.Lo? Not only did Heidi Klum wear that dress about a month ago, she wore it better.
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I wish it was like the 70's and it was still ok to kick someone's ass. Damn
Posh's face is always so greasy. Sooo not posh!
Posh looks cute (although Rihanna had, like, the epitome of a twink-bottom haircut when she first got it cut). I miss her giant-hair-extensions days though.
Is she trying out for a remake of 'Rosemary's Baby'?
POSH LOOKS LIKE A YOUNG JUDGE JUDY
All hail the Twink Bottom haircut!!!! LOL
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The twink cut? I saw this yesterday and still don't know what to say. It's certainly not flattering. Something about her looks odder than usual now.
after looking at all the pics. Jlo is such a diva wannabe. Ever notice her face is very bumpy. prominent forehead, bumpy nose, prominent chin. She def looks like the muppet madam. she makes me cringe. Posh looks a little better but she still looks like an alien.
Jlo looks like Madam from the muppets. Remember that ugly puppet, looks like her twin sister. Do a side by side on here, see who's less ugly.
Posh looks fucking amazing. She can totally pull of the pixie cut, the hair color is perfect for her and that dress is amazing. I think it's the best I've ever seen her look.
I'll be nice and say it was a good move on Posh's part to cut her hair short. Pixie cuts look good on her because the rest of her is so extreme, she needs to go for a more relaxed look so she doesn't look like a complete robot all the time. J. Lo's sultry looks scare me! All the furious posing makes me think they're desperate for attention!
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Her haircut is really cute. It brings out her eyes (and makes her look a little less wonky-faced... There. I couldn't be totally nice).
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She still looks like an alien. Now she looks like a cute alien. You know JHO is pissed she didn't cut her straw hair first.
Wow, they both look so freakin stupdi!
Pig Beckham. no wonder she never smiles.
no matter what j.lo wears... she will always look like a cleaning lady to me.
It's an improvement.
I see Lopez still trots out her opened mouth dumb dumb face. It's not 1999 anymore hun. Damn, she is lookin old. Anywho Posh doesn't look half bad actually. Not great but not bad. Slightly normal, sort of.
both of those girls are furiously posing in their seats, they are nuts.
Wow! She looks amazing!
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I can't believe I'm going to say this but Posh actually looks cute! Now if she would only stop with the stupid poses.
much bettuh!
JLo thinking.. *Posh looks nice. should I, or shouldn't I cut Jlos hair? NO!!!No Jlo no!!! *
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She does look better (although I think Winona Ryder rocked that haircut better in 199..8?).
Those pictures look like a challenge from America's Next Top Model. I'm imagining Tyra Banks' voice going "And...pose! Pose! Pose! Pose! Smile with your eyes! Pose!" J.Lo would be eliminated for putting more effort into her facial expression than her body posturing. She'd cry and hug Posh while Posh gives her "intense face" to the camera.
She looks better. Still, the Asian guy in the background is thinking, "What kind of god made a world in which YOU are famous?"
i honestly love it... it does make her look older but def looks like an upgrade... too bad her face looks like she dips it in crisco all the time
Half the fun at looking at shots like this is seeing who is in the background. The kids in the background of thumb 1 are pretty funny. They look like they are going to the prom,excited as they can be. In thumb 4 they are dressed in a vest/levi/tie getup and trying to look bored. Then there is Posh and Jello. Both looking silly.
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I like the cut, it suits her face perfectly and highlights her eyes beautifully! It took long enough to get her damn bob cut! And I like the brown hair – she looks healthier with it.
But now we are going to be ambushed by all of the butch cow mommas out there with their too short but not quite as stylish haircuts bellowing that she copied “their” hairstyles, and their moo asses were so ahead of the fashion times. BARF!
The thing about a trendy hairstyle like this is that it is best suited for a petite woman. Slap it on a big woman and she looks like a big old bull dyke truck driver – no offense to woman truck drivers out there!
But at least with the followers out there, there will be a boon at the salons with all the maintenance that this one needs!
Amazing. With a halfway-modest outfit and better hair Posh actually looks somewhat attractive.
I'm sorry, but Posh looks creepy and weird. Those fake boobs that look bolted on to her skeletal frame... The burnt-orange tan... The greasy lipstick... The silly clothes... Everything is unappealing and rather ridiculous. I find it disconcerting that some consider her a "fashion icon."
These pictures are funny as fuck. Never have 2 women looked more ridiculous at a fashion show. Posh, JLo - listen up: the idea is to look like you're not trying, not to make desperate and ridiculous facial expressions and poses like you both know you're 15 minutes is already on number 14. They're both screaming: we're still relevant, we're still sex symbols, please dear God don't forget how amazing I am yet I still have a few good years left in me! Desperate doesn't even cover it - hilarious.
I think it's a good cut. However, that 6th picture made me throw up a little in my own mouth. They look like a broke down Sears ad.
She looks SO beautiful. I saw her personals ID on wealthy men for beautiful women site """"""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""" last week. It is said she is dating young billlionaire on that site. Is she single now?☆☆☆☆
She only cut it to keep her acne problem at bay...lol.
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talentless skank just did it for the attention...blechhhh
there is one pic where Posh is looking at J.Lo like, "who the fuck does she think she is?" heehee
that is waaaay too much ego for one room.
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I like it, too. Was this some sort of Scientology recruitment party?
I have to say, she looks really good with that haircut. Too bad for the rest of the sheeps who ran to their hairdresser to copy the "posh bob" and now will have to run again and have the pixie cut instead. Ha ha!.
Anyway, well. Let's wait for Tommy girl to order a new haircut. We all know Katiebot will NOT decide that by herself. A stepford wife NEVER thinks by herself.
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