Fucking Finally!
Posh Beckham listened to my cries and pleas (not really) and finally chopped off that guinea pig mop that was sitting on her femalien head for so long! I'm sipping my Sanka while trying to decide what I think of it. It sort of looks like one of her boys cut her hair with his safety scissors. I'm expecting her to shout, "Second star to the right and straight on till morning!"
Now, let's take bets on how long it takes for Katie Holmes' to copy Posh's new twink bottom haircut. Synchronize your watches! I'm going to guess 30 days. It takes Stepford Katie a while to catch up. Her hardrive isn't the fastest.
Here's Posh looking even more like a twink robot alien at the Marc Jacobs show last night with JLo. Do you think Posh ever stops posing? Pose! Pose! Pose! I bet she poses while taking a poo.
Speaking of taking a poo, JLo needs to stop making "sultry faces." She looks like she's trying to pinch off a loaf. I swear, how can these bitches stand themselves?! Even Mango doesn't pose this much!
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I had the pixie cut once upon a time and it takes constant maintenance. Then again, so does the rest of her body.
Someone should photoshop Phoebe P. Price (an extra P for pathetic) and her lollipop in to all those pose pose pose pics
Thats funny as hell. Posh Mosh definitely needs to stop posing all the time. damn robot! and j-lo looks soooo corny making those slut faces like shes modeling. the hilarious one is the one where shes trying to act like she doesnt notice the camera and thats just how she looks. bitch PLEASE! she is trying way too hard
I think she looks really cute! Sort of Mia Farrow-ish. I know I am in the minority, but I like Posh. She always comes across as funny, nice, and as down-to-earth as a near-billionaire married to a sex symbol could be. She doesn't bother me in the least. (Well, she does look silly here posing in EVERY picture, but oh, well.)
J. Lo, on the other hand... Screw her. She is ridiculous & I can't stand her.
I love the haircut. You have to look tiny and delicate to pull it off otherwise its dyke-city
The hair looks better darker but WTF is up with her striking a pose in every photo? Talk about an obnoxious f*cking HAM! She has got to be one of the MOST pretentious twats in tinsel town.
Well, I think she looks better with the dark hair.
My complaint is: I am sick and tired of looking at armpits. What ever happened to dresses with sleeves? Okay, JLO has one here, but - even the bridal gowns. How many years now and everything is strapless? Enough already. Is there a shortage of material? Is that it?
Yuck. This busted-ass twig just looks dumber than usual on any given day. Can't she just go away already?
This one goes for you, LCT
http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/2008/09/07/the-many-faces-of-carrot-t...
MWAH!
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I like it. It plays down her pig-monkey hybrid in her face a bit. Dark definately suits her better than blonde.
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http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/jlo2.htm
that's one of 'em I think?
Clarisse, wow...well Bale's Mom go ask for monies, come on!
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"Writing that made my eyeballs fart." MK
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Booberries... Awful plasticsurgery has a whole timeline on Jello's face change. I would look it up and put a link but I don't have the attention span.
“The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook”
Boob3rries,
There was a dust up when The Dark Knight openedl. Bales mum and sister apparently asked him for $$$, harsh words were spoken, police got involved...blah...blah...blah...BUT we got solid Christian Bale posts for a week!!!!
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Submitted by Stock Broker on September 9, 2008 - 10:10am.
LoveCarrotTop ~ how about Beer Vomit with Pimento Loaf chunks?
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That is some sexy puke right there. I imagine the aroma would be astounding.
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Say there was a fart pay it forward... if someone paid forward an egg fart to you, would you only be able to pay forward egg farts or could you pay forward cheese farts and chinese food farts?
Submitted by xxyxz on September 9, 2008 - 10:04am.
LcT
Morning
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MOOORRRNNINNNGG Alphabet girl! Smooch.
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Say there was a fart pay it forward... if someone paid forward an egg fart to you, would you only be able to pay forward egg farts or could you pay forward cheese farts and chinese food farts?
Cute cut, but that is a LOT of forehead.
I HATE it when women stand pigeon toed in heels when they are posing. It makes them look like half-wits (Thumbnail 4) If you are going to wear 5 inch Louboutins, learn how to stand in them.
“The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook”
I love it!
Omg, just look at these two old bags!! HAHAHA, their posing is so desperate!! JLo's face definitely looks different....
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
http://www.vh1.com/sitewide/showimages/driven/jenniferlopez/scrapbook/2....
hehehehhhehe......
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Submitted by Clarisse on September 9, 2008 - 8:13am.
I'm bored too =(
And the day just started!!!!!!
That can't be good.
A loan for what?
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Boob3rries !!!
♥♥♥♥♥!!
I'm bored!
We need Christian Bales mom to ask for another loan!!!
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Ahah Booby Berries.
Adorable.
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"Writing that made my eyeballs fart." MK
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I think Posh has a pretty enough face to pull it off.
I think she looks amazing.
Reminds me of Halle Berry when she had her hair short like this.
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Annelle, honey, what do you say we talk some trash.
How ya doing, mom?
Clarisse?
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If I was THAT skinny I would cut my hair like that...anytime. It's gorgeous but not for everybody.
I remember when JLo was just Jenny and had that hair cut. Ugh..ew.
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"Writing that made my eyeballs fart." MK
http://www.fotolog.com/justmemyselfandi
LoveCarrotTop ~ how about Beer Vomit with Pimento Loaf chunks?
Morning booby berries!
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Say there was a fart pay it forward... if someone paid forward an egg fart to you, would you only be able to pay forward egg farts or could you pay forward cheese farts and chinese food farts?
ggod morning my little Boob3rries ♥
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"So I've learned to go get bigger thongs just to let people know I am wearing underwear. "
Stock Broker,
You want to make the Dlist ladies even happier?
Come here, i have a secret...
*tee hee hee hee*
Gawd Damn! You're right! Slow day!
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Submitted by Stock Broker on September 9, 2008 - 8:01am.
Boob3rries ~ my avie is a pix of Christian Bale. I use it to keep the DListed ladies happy.
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proof that I can't see shit!! OMG
Morning Snowy!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LCT your new signature is making me think. Which is bad at 8am =D
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LcT
Morning
Submitted by Stock Broker on September 9, 2008 - 9:52am.
A steaming pile of vomit looks good next to JLo.
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Nacho vomit?
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Say there was a fart pay it forward... if someone paid forward an egg fart to you, would you only be able to pay forward egg farts or could you pay forward cheese farts and chinese food farts?
Boob3rries ~ my avie is a pix of Christian Bale. I use it to keep the DListed ladies happy.
On Topic: why is Posh still in the USA? Hasn't her VISA been revoked yet?
dramz: I overslpt! So I took a vaca day, and went back to bed, LOL ♥♥♥
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"So I've learned to go get bigger thongs just to let people know I am wearing underwear. "
Submitted by Stock Broker on September 9, 2008 - 7:52am.
Off topic: the guy in your picture is the guy from smallville? Cause it looks A LOT like Chayanne ( http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0154663/ )
Back on topic: I would agree with you but, i find utterly ironic that JLo looks like Posh's mom..
And Victoria looks adorable. Sorry =)
EDIT: Morning LCT!
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Oh Jebus those two posing together is like the receiving line of a clown wedding.
Morning everyone!
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Say there was a fart pay it forward... if someone paid forward an egg fart to you, would you only be able to pay forward egg farts or could you pay forward cheese farts and chinese food farts?
A steaming pile of vomit looks good next to JLo.
She looks adorable.
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http://www.fotolog.com/justmemyselfandi
I like Posh.
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How can you thank God for a song that the Devil helped you write?
yay! for mango! too sexy~
Drama! xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxox
They're trying to out pose each other.
hahahahahahahahha...
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I thought the exact same thing when I saw these pictures.
Submitted by TheBreakdown on September 9, 2008 - 9:13am.
kdracofan:
That's because they ARE old!
And kdracofan, you really should not let us know you wasted minutes of your life seeing Jessica Simpson yelp on a stage. This confession will be used against you when you least suspect it.
Shame on you, slut!
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They are old, I know, but they look Older than OLD!
lmao
PS: If I had to be tortured by having to hear her sing and for seeing her...you bet I am torturing your sluts!!!!!!!
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All d-listed sluts start to think exactly alike after a while. LOLOLOLOL" Mel-tang!
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Mornin
I like the new hair it looks more healthy and natural but I dont like it on her , I still think she is tacky and delusional
Me and my friends use to pose like that when we where on 4 grade
Submitted by Tigerlilly on July 14, 2008 - 8:39pm.
HUG ME JESUS! I SAY, HUG ME JESUS!!!! Can I get an Amen from the DListed congregation...I say, can I GET AN AMEN FROM THE DLISTED CONGREGATION???? You know you ho's want a hug from Jesus
I hate it,she looks like Peter pan,its awful.She should have opted to go longer and got some kick ass extensions and went blonde! JLo and Posh look like they truly think they are all that.They may be rich but I have seen way hotter than those hags at the freaking mall.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
DRAMA!! ♥♥
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Snowy Girl! I missed you yesterday, ho!
Good morning to Missy, Bradi, IG, Mel-Tang, & all the other hot sluts!
Kdracofan: (_)l(_)
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I thought she fixed her wonky tits. Awfulplasticsurgery.com said she fixed her wonky tits, but there's clearly wonk in the second thumbnail. Oh, and I hate the hair.
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Well, Posh ain't no Halle Berry. That short pixie cut looked really good on Halle.
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