Fucking Finally!
Posh Beckham listened to my cries and pleas (not really) and finally chopped off that guinea pig mop that was sitting on her femalien head for so long! I'm sipping my Sanka while trying to decide what I think of it. It sort of looks like one of her boys cut her hair with his safety scissors. I'm expecting her to shout, "Second star to the right and straight on till morning!"
Now, let's take bets on how long it takes for Katie Holmes' to copy Posh's new twink bottom haircut. Synchronize your watches! I'm going to guess 30 days. It takes Stepford Katie a while to catch up. Her hardrive isn't the fastest.
Here's Posh looking even more like a twink robot alien at the Marc Jacobs show last night with JLo. Do you think Posh ever stops posing? Pose! Pose! Pose! I bet she poses while taking a poo.
Speaking of taking a poo, JLo needs to stop making "sultry faces." She looks like she's trying to pinch off a loaf. I swear, how can these bitches stand themselves?! Even Mango doesn't pose this much!
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I'm doing good, tired but good
Jennifer Lopez has that opiate gaze.....
loves it, maaaaaajah, now I want to chop off all my hair too, this HUMIDITY!
morning sluts!
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She has the Halle Berry cut, circa The Flintsones!
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xxyxz Hi mama!!!! ny was super super fun, as always :) miss it already! how are you doll face?
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Yuck. Only truly pretty ladies can pull off a super short look like this. Posh does not have the face for it. Standing next to JLo is no good for her, makes her look even more like a 12 year old boy I just cant find anything attractive about her.
Think Katie H had a variation of that haircut first. But I like it on both Posh and Katie -- and am thinking of doing it myself because...that was my hairstyle years ago, when I had the face 4 it!
how brave of her... with that nose
They're trying to out pose each other.
hahahahahahahahha...
Her haircut goes perfectly with her diamonds.
You can barely see them but they are there.
...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...
Oh good morning D-hos!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
I love it! But I'm biased because I got my hair cut like this a few weeks ago- heh i'm so fashion foward
oh my god are they auditioning for something with those poses? Ha ha ha ha!
I know thats how I roll in the grocery store. Looking all dramatic like at the boxes of cereal.
Giving the soy milk my "eye smile" but not moving my lower face. The stock boys love it!
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Woman needs to use a lipstick with some color!
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I think it looks good on HER, I could never pull that off
Morning Missy how was NY?
Posh poos? That is unfathomable. Especially since she hardly eats. She probably only needs to do it once a week.
kdracofan:
That's because they ARE old!
And kdracofan, you really should not let us know you wasted minutes of your life seeing Jessica Simpson yelp on a stage. This confession will be used against you when you least suspect it.
Shame on you, slut!
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
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It's cute, but she looks older, so does Jlo
PS: I just saw Jessica Simpson live on the ABC morning show concert....She is tiny.
oooh I love it.
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Brain: Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?
Pinky: I think so Brain, but burlap chafes me so.
hahah breakdown, shes a gelfling!!
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vicky must hate photos of her face straight on.. the side face pose is a lil.. awkward??
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Posh still looks like an extra from 'The Dark Crystal', but I love her anyway.
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
http://societysex.blogspot.com/
cute!
When this internet window is minimized the little indicator bar down there says "Fucking" if you have a lot of stuff open... not good when your co-worker looks over your shoulder.. eek!
mornin hoors :) ♥smooch♥
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question: Is that ring her engagement ring?
GAWD that is so tacky. How many carats is that?
Stick an ice cube on a piece of wire and call it a day, damn.
AAAAH! I fucking HATE that JHO squint! I want to slap her hard when she does that shit. It's not sexy you freaking cow!
Posh looks cute though. I like her hair. :)
Fucking HATE JHO.
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Yea, lost cause there. She's a fakie from head to toe, but i like her cute cut!
Speakit!!
"STOP PHOEBE PRICING!"
LMFAO!
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She looks like a dirty Qtip.
MK...I would have pegged you as a "Tasters Choice" coffee type.
I like the haircut, she looks cute. But most important, I think she is just turning herself into what David really desires :-)
J-Ho mouthbreather? And her lips look like shit
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Sanka? Honky, please. My mom drank that shit all the time when I was a kid. My wife and I have a running inside joke about Sanka and Tab soda.
And why is her face three shades lighter than the rest of her chicken bone body?
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Don't like it.It makes her bobble head look bigger.
----She is my favorite. Just saw her on milllionaire personals site """""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.Is she single again now?-☆☆☆☆---------
GAWD I hate J-Ho
And as far as POSh, it's an improvement, but she still looks like an orange chicken bone to me. The hair is cute and all, but I just don't think Posh is all that. She needs to eat something
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JLo must be spinning about having that new nose.
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Jlo looks like a f*cking bobble head.
Posh's hair? Um, yeah I guess it's okay for a boy
I jest calm down it's a little cute
*runs away waving hands in the air such as a little girl would do*
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I think it's cute. Not many women can pull that hairstyle off.
LMAO@the thumbnails.. STOP PHOEBE PRICING!
Why do JHo & Skeletor look like they've just been removed and repostioned from Madame Tussauds?
Don't like the 'do much and it's likely to be a wig.
This hairdo was in Rosemary's Baby.
I like it too. If I could get away with it, I'd do my hair like that.
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I love it. Her, not so much. And J-Lo just needs to shift her fat arse and go "train" or something.
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I like it too, Clarisse!
Now if we could only get her to do something about the orange-glow tan vs. her foundation....
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The long hot summer just passed me by.
Sit down posing? Lazy bitches.
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"Work from pithy middle eye out, swimming in language sea." ~Jack Kerouac
But I still don't get how she can be so looks-oriented and have her foundation not match the rest of her skin!
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"There's a little bit of asshole in every nice guy, and there's a little bit of genius in every moron." - RDJ
I love the new look. Watch out stylists...your phones will be ringing off the hook today wanting her new do!
I like it!
*ducks*
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