Dream On, Wonky
The picture above is truly unbeweavable! Weave overload. It looks like Ken Paves and Kim Vo are clit-fighting over Wonky and Brit Brit's heads. Too. Much. Weave.
Anybustedweavey, Wonky McValtrex and Brit Brit reunited at the VMAs this weekend. This nauseating reunion gave Wonky an idea. Wonky said (read it in a squeaky baby voice), "My new album's out soon and it would be hot if I could do a duet with Britney. It is really poppy and sounds a bit like Kylie Minogue."
Methinks she meant "really poopy." You know what would be even hotter? If Wonky recorded a duet with Satan in hell. That would be extra fucking hot.
And a Brit Brit/Wonky duet would have so many digital effects on it that it would sound like a duet between R2D2 and that bitch Vanessa from Small Wonder.
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Bwahahahahahahahahhahahahah!! *breathing* Bwahahahahahahhahahaha!!
These shits only get more, and more, fecking hysterical.
and i love paris's dress.
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Whatever happened to Barbado Slim?
Brit should do it! Singing next to Wonky, she'd sound like Maria fucking Callas.
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skanks of a feather all flock together.
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Whatever happened to Barbado Slim?
Why does Britney have such a strained gigantic smile? Maybe she hopes it says "HAPPY 'N' SANE!!!!"
It looks like she has dentures made out of a set of wind-up chattery teeth...
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Hahahhaha...sorry, the whole image of the Paves and Kim Vo having a competition through these bitches' weaves is just priceless! The amount of fake in the air must be impenetrable...
Your face!
Submitted by Green Is Good on September 9, 2008 - 12:40pm
Paris cd is by her own label who was supposed to bring new talent but the label only artist goes by the name of Wonky
Submitted by Tigerlilly on July 14, 2008 - 8:39pm.
HUG ME JESUS! I SAY, HUG ME JESUS!!!! Can I get an Amen from the DListed congregation...I say, can I GET AN AMEN FROM THE DLISTED CONGREGATION???? You know you ho's want a hug from Jesus
LOL You guys crack me up, tanks!!
Crying lauging at Wonk On By!
Thats a good song. I once had my teeth drilled as that was playing in the back ground at my dentist office. 'Twas soothing
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
*peeks in*
I call dibs onEddie
*runs away^
@eddie and missy:
That was collaborative genius!
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The long hot summer just passed me by.
She's wearing Lohan's old hair. Recycled. Wasn't Brit-Brit paying wonky to be her bff at some point? And ppl are wondering why al-qaida hates us.
hahahaa eddie!!!!
When you see me wonkin' down the street and I start to cry each time we meet,
Wonk on by, wonk on by
Make believe you don't see the tears just let me breath and cry
`Cause each time I see you I break down and cry
Wonk on by
I just can't get over losing you
So if I seem broken and blue,
Wonk on by, Wonk on by
Foolish pride that's all that I have left
So let me hide the tear and sadness that you gave me when you said good-bye
Wonk on by...
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Just wonk on by you fugly bitch
"And a Brit Brit/Wonky duet would have so many digital effects on it that it would sound like a duet between R2D2 and that bitch Vanessa from Small Wonder."
LMAO that is funny as hell.
How did Parisite get yet another record deal?! Unless she's financing the whole thing herself. That I believe.
Grrrr. Wonky makes me violent. Done.
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Submitted by The C word on September 9, 2008 - 9:51am.
Paris is the best fair-weather friend a mentally unstable but still-profitable girl could have.
Submitted by parkerj on September 9, 2008 - 9:53am.
Brit Brit needs to stay away from toxic people like Paris if she wants to maintain her clean.
Submitted by yiooooooo on September 9, 2008 - 9:54am.
Yes , this photo means there maybe a chance of another meltdown
Remenber that brit brit meltdown began whent she started to party whit Wonky and HoHan
My sentiments exactly! Everythings been going so well for her! Now this! I don't want these bitchs bothering us all again with disgusting behavior! At least Samro is keeping hohan in line! As long as being with Samantha is keeping Lindsay tame, I say keep her around, She's doing ALL of us a favor!
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----She is my favorite. Just saw her on milllionaire personals site """""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.Is she single again now?-☆☆☆☆---------
Kylie snagged Olivier Martinez, Shitney had Justin and K Fed. Paris, all the other sloppy seconds.
Uh huh.
...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...
Submitted by NovaNightly on September 9, 2008 - 11:30am.
I dunno...the more I look at this picture, the more i think their weave's got stuck together....
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LOL! Maybe they're mating.
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
Kylie Minogue. is also way better than Shitney.
I'd go gay for kylie minogue....fer sure.
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Where is a suicide bomber when you need one?
Paris can never and will never sound like Kylie Minogue.
I came into this world to live out-loud
I dunno...the more I look at this picture, the more i think their weave's got stuck together....and Paris's weave is probably just that damn headband thingy...THE BANDIT!!! oooh....skeeeeery. I think Brit's weave would win...its been through hell and back.
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@Nova Nightly:
Really! You are SO insensitive! And WRONG! Paris is FAR more MATURE than Britney so, of course, her weave is better! How you gonna say that crazy ho has a better weave than Paris! Obviously you have issues!
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
Battle of the weaves....
Shouldn't there have been a sacrifice or something before they had a photo taken together?
...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...
Submitted by parissucksliterally on September 9, 2008 - 11:11am.
hey angel!
or the other single would be "I use people for publicity, then drive them crazy and ruin them" (Paris singing lead, of course, on that one)
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LOL!
From me against the music:
Hey Britney: I hear you wanna lose control! Come over here I got sumpin to show ya!
Hey Paris: I heard you wanna make some dough!
Take your best shot, lemme show you what I got.
*Britney rips off weave with her bare hands*
See dat? They don't even have to write a new song!
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
Wow....brits weave is better than wonky's. thats not really saying much though.
ooh...i better watch my hair comments today...i might get the lynch mob on my ass. *phew*
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I can't stand Paris Hilton, but TBH I think Britney's eyes are way more wonky. Britney has the ugliest FAS eyes I have ever seen.
Both of them are as talentless as each other.
hey angel!
or the other single would be "I use people for publicity, then drive them crazy and ruin them" (Paris singing lead, of course, on that one)
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Feeling better, now that we're through; feeling better cause I'm over you
I learned my lesson and left a scar, now I see how you really are
-Linda Ronstadt "You're No Good"
Submitted by parissucksliterally on September 9, 2008 - 10:59am.
what song would they duet? "I flash my vagina and starve my dogs, but still hope people will love me?"
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...continued....
"And they DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
The loonies love me!
They love me TRUUUUUUUUUUUUUEEEE!!!
They give me money!
As♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
I literally spit out my drink when i read "You know what would be even hotter? If Wonky recorded a duet with Satan in hell. That would be extra fucking hot."
Pure. Fucking. Genius.
jgm22
what song would they duet? "I flash my vagina and starve my dogs, but still hope people will love me?"
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Feeling better, now that we're through; feeling better cause I'm over you
I learned my lesson and left a scar, now I see how you really are
-Linda Ronstadt "You're No Good"
I hope so remember it was when Brit started hanging out with Paris that she went all crazy.
wind tunnel?
Anybustedweavey (LOL!), did I ever mention that Tina Fey called Paris Hilton a piece of shit?:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBzPQ5MKlNw&feature=related
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
If this is the best the music industry can do, they are doomed!!!
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"Money is the magic wand that turns many a frog into a prince" - ChubbyWubby
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I thought the Small Wonder girl was Vicky?
Please sing these lyrics in the breathy, valtrexy, electronicalized way they were meant to be sang and start it all off with an "Oh baby, baby":
She's a small wonder, pretty and bright with soft curls.
She's a small wonder, a girl unlike other girls.
She's a miracle, and I grant you
She'll enchant you with her sight
She's a small wonder, and she'll make your heart beat twice.*
She's fantastic, made of plastic,
Microchips here and there.
She's a small wonder, brings love and laughter everywhere.
I smell a HIT!!!
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"Don't fuck with me fellas. This ain't my first time at the rodeo."
Aww, if they keep their heads that close together, they can share lice!
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"what're you still doing here? Didn't I tell you to go home and fuck your mother?"
I'll probably burn in hell for saying this, but the whore on the left has never looked better, and the mess on the right looked a lot better than I ever expected her to.
haha, I know, MK is on the poo train now too :)
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Hey "girls", you ain't 16 anymore. Just a pair of aging nutcases with dead eyes.
Britney can't stay cleaned up forever. Her dad only has so many years left.
xxyxz ~ yea, she's channeling Chupa Cabra BIG TIME. Even the soulless look.
MK said POOOOOOOPY
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"So I've learned to go get bigger thongs just to let people know I am wearing underwear. "
sometimes I just don't understand, and this is one of those times....
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"Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot".
Is it me , or does Brit look a little Rachel Zoe-ish in this picture?