Dream On, Wonky
The picture above is truly unbeweavable! Weave overload. It looks like Ken Paves and Kim Vo are clit-fighting over Wonky and Brit Brit's heads. Too. Much. Weave.
Anybustedweavey, Wonky McValtrex and Brit Brit reunited at the VMAs this weekend. This nauseating reunion gave Wonky an idea. Wonky said (read it in a squeaky baby voice), "My new album's out soon and it would be hot if I could do a duet with Britney. It is really poppy and sounds a bit like Kylie Minogue."
Methinks she meant "really poopy." You know what would be even hotter? If Wonky recorded a duet with Satan in hell. That would be extra fucking hot.
And a Brit Brit/Wonky duet would have so many digital effects on it that it would sound like a duet between R2D2 and that bitch Vanessa from Small Wonder.
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Is wonkey trying to make bad music on purose??
Unfitney & wonkey singing together? *shudders*
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Keeps Getting Better
THE NEW SINGLE!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-O9G3JB8FG4
That would be a song to put in your CD player if you ever wanted it to self-destruct.
Look at the bigness of Wonky's hand! That must make Benji's dick look even smaller.
Why isn't Small Wonder a hot bitch one of these days?
Wonky what had we done to deserve to be tortured whit your voice and precense
Submitted by Tigerlilly on July 14, 2008 - 8:39pm.
HUG ME JESUS! I SAY, HUG ME JESUS!!!! Can I get an Amen from the DListed congregation...I say, can I GET AN AMEN FROM THE DLISTED CONGREGATION???? You know you ho's want a hug from Jesus
My charitable act for this lifetime is to admit that right here in this picture, Britney looks really good.
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"There's a little bit of asshole in every nice guy, and there's a little bit of genius in every moron." - RDJ
"You know what would be even hotter? If Wonky recorded a duet with Satan in hell. That would be extra fucking hot."
ROFL
Aaaaand how!
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I'm covered in BEEEEES!
somebody cut off this bitches supply to Valtrex
Yes , this photo means there maybe a chance of another meltdown
Remenber that brit brit meltdown began whent she started to party whit Wonky and HoHan
Submitted by Tigerlilly on July 14, 2008 - 8:39pm.
HUG ME JESUS! I SAY, HUG ME JESUS!!!! Can I get an Amen from the DListed congregation...I say, can I GET AN AMEN FROM THE DLISTED CONGREGATION???? You know you ho's want a hug from Jesus
Submitted by The C word on September 9, 2008 - 8:51am.
Paris is the best fair-weather friend a mentally unstable but still-profitable girl could have.
Good one! So true.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
I wonder how many Golden Retrievers had to be shaved to make the weaves they're wearing.
Brit Brit needs to stay away from toxic people like Paris if she wants to maintain her clean.
Paris is the best fair-weather friend a mentally unstable but still-profitable girl could have.
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The long hot summer just passed me by.
Two little ditch-pigs oinking a duet.
"Ummm"... is not an answer!" Judge Judy
"The picture above is truly unbeweavable! "
That is all!
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Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.
Where the hell is Papa Spears? Why was Britney allowed out by herself all night like that? She probably heard the sausage burglars story and that gave her some ideas. Daddy Spears is probably still unconscious by the poopy stained couch in Shit's house.
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HOLD UP!
Wonky's coming out with yet ANOTHER album?!?!?
I just got nauseous
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Sugar Magnolia
LMAO @ Loozer..
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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!
Look how far I can bend Muh hand... Looks!
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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!
Those velociraptor claws scare me.
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"Hand in hand, we can live together. Ginger or not, we're all the same". ~ Cartman
I'm a Barbie girl, in a Barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic!
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation
I'm a blond little girl, in the fantasy world
Dress me up, make it tight, I'm your dolly...
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I used to be a swinger
Til you wrapped me
Round your finger,
Just like a yo-yo
Just like a yo-yo
Oh lookit! It's the STD princess and the ANIMAL!
How cute
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Sugar Magnolia
I think it is a bit comical tht Paris is the one trying to hold a straight face while standing next to Britney, like she is dying to get back to her friends and be like "OMG you guuuuys, I was next to BS, and it was like OMG really, like, rank. like O Mu Gah!"
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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!
This picture disturbs me.
Britney has been clean for ONE day, and already she is hanging around dirty swamp-pussy skankbots?
Run, Shitney, run!!!
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
http://societysex.blogspot.com/
Leave Kylie out of it! She's the BEST!! Paris - dream on. Brit too!