When Dumb Bitches Say Dumb Things
The jar of dirty douchewater known as Pete Wentz tells Playboy (via P6) that he once played a game of Russian Roulette with a friend.
He said: "I pulled a trigger on a gun aimed at myself. My friend and I did one pull each. We'd been drinking and had taken Ambien. I feel stupid even talking about it. It's one of the reasons I've never owned a gun - I'm too impulsive. I'd probably get mad and shoot someone over a part in a song or something."
I know what your first thought was after reading Pete's quote and I agree with you 100%. But you totally know they didn't play with a real gun. This stupid twat is trying to sound all bad ass and shit. It was probably a fucking NERF gun. They weren't drinking booze, they were drinking Gatorade mixed with Kool-Aid. And they didn't take Ambien, they took Pepto-Bismol chewable tablets. Yeah, Pete Wentz really lives on the edge.
el derri!
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P.H.: 'Dis is Egyptian Cotton, mudday-fuk... 2-20 thread. 'Dis is half your shitty-ass paycheck.
J.S.: You wouldn't know Egyptian cotton if Pharaoh himself gave it to you, you knock-off wearing motherfucker
he should have have a full clip.
Men with flatirons and eyeliner should never play with guns, unless they plan on shooting themselves.
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Phyllis Diller and the Gang attend a seance at Magic Mansion in the episode: "A Medium Is Rare."
Submitted by AttentionWhore on September 9, 2008 - 10:57am.
what or is your avvie?
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This avvie is for Oklahoma
Who takes Ambien for fun anyway? Pete probably should have kept this shit to himself...
Your face!
Hmmm..I'm totally reading between the lines and he's really saying,
"I had a loaded COCK in my mouth and pulled back at the last second so it wouldn't shoot me in the face and mess up my pretty hair and guyliner."
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GgeDh1WCyeM
Not speedballs, not meth, not even huffing airplane glue... but Ambien. Bleeding edge, man.
Sometimes it's best to stay really quiet. (Ambien. LOL!)
"I'd probably get mad and shoot someone over a part in a song or something"
As long he's hanging out with the Simpson clan at the time, I don't necessarily see that as a bad thing. But thanks for sharing, Pete "Danger is my middle name" Wentz.
For the love of Palin, can some one please tell me why this BASSPLAYER from a poppuke monotone band gets so much press????
I'm mean fair enough that his band's singer looks like he works a the 3rd most popular bait shop in town ..... but c'mon!!!!
BASS.
He plays frickin bass!!!!
God...it scares me to know that there will be, not one, but two of his spawns running around soon.
*****"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."*****
Submitted by MMMPhill on September 9, 2008 - 10:45am.
I'm glad we're on the same page ;)
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How can you thank God for a song that the Devil helped you write?
Ambien? Come on dude aren't you supposed to be hardcore punk or something?
Submitted by Stoney on September 9, 2008 - 11:50am.
Oh yeah, I forgot about that.
Submitted by mharker on September 9, 2008 - 10:29am.
Because the Simpson publicity machine doesn't allow drug talk.
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
Scroll quick enough and that is Rumer with a touch of testosterone.
just a touch now!
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
http://societysex.blogspot.com/
I TOTALLY agree Not Impressed! SUCH A HOMO! And not in a good way either!
Crapface is the new Crapface
He is my favorite. Just saw his personals ID on millionaires personals site """C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""" yesterday. I am wondering what kind of relationship he is looking for on ~that site.☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆
HE. IS. SUCH. A. HOMO.
I hope he and Ashlee Simpson play Russian Roulette. I hate everything he talks about. He's such a self-important, wannabe bad-ass, midget, emo monkey-boy. It's like, DUDE, shut up already!
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How can you thank God for a song that the Devil helped you write?
Even with that hair and makeup he looks more like a Jethro than a Pete
Submitted by Stoney on September 9, 2008 - 11:24am.
Then why not tell Playboy that instead of sounding like a seventh grader bragging about finding his mom's medicine? I'd tell Playboy I injected Jack Daniel's directly into my veins a la Motley Crue--it's not original, but it sounds a hell of a lot better.
Who knew a Shirley Temple could make you so reckless? Emo asshole.
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"Hand in hand, we can live together. Ginger or not, we're all the same". ~ Cartman
Pete Wentz needs to take a long cold shower in a tub called Reality.
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She did it for the LULZ
ohhh, he drank a little peach schnapps and took a sleeping pill. what a hardcore douche bag.
This guy has admitted before that he hates coming down from coke. I'm sure the Ambien was just taken after long plate party, which explains the retarded roulette game. Too bad he came out of that shit alive.
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
Pete Wentz should hang around Amy Winehouse. Then he'd have some real stories to tell.
Does anyone remember the Ghostbusters Nerf gun? That was a fun time.
Unless they had just watched "The Deer Hunter", I ain't buying his "edgy" talk times.
I hate it when dumb asses like him just spew shit like this.
He took Ambien?, no, Pamprin, yes.
...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...
Is anyone seeing "Burn After Reading"?
I am this weekend. I love the Coen Bros.
I expect it to be funny...it better be damn it
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Sugar Magnolia
I bet he has a teeny-weeny.
Poor emo kid.
Submitted by daisydaisy on September 9, 2008 - 7:37am.
Ambien?? How about suicide pill?
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LOLOL. You made my morning!
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He's almost as edgy as Avril. Almost.
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Dick happens! - MK
They were Flintstones vitamins and it was a sucky-dart gun.
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Missy, all that stuff makes me cry and cry and cry. If I cant sleep I have to go sit in my closet and bong out my work clothes because those sleeping pills make me cry at fabric softener commercials and think about sad puppies and dull rainbows with no gold at the ened :(
ha ha im speshulllllllll
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
he'll make a great father. And with Ashtree as mom those kids will be set!
lolo - Ill say for a non-benzodiazepine its a pretty good one. Does make you feel kinda spacey.
but "good" and "spacey" only like as youre trying to go to bed. or maybe coming off a huge coke bender or soemthing but I cant see how itd be fun to take it with alchohol.. youd just pass out.. wentz is a huge tool.
he annoys the crap out of me cause he spins his lame-ness into somehting she tries to "own", like being a self-proclaimed dork, thereby making it cool... ITS NOT!
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Submitted by loozer on September 9, 2008 - 9:18pm.
Someone should introduce him to that Spencer douche. The two of them could run away together to some deserted island - For Forever.
how'd you get in my fantasies???
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"So I've learned to go get bigger thongs just to let people know I am wearing underwear. "
I doubt the Ambien part is true. When I took it, I couldn't remember fone conversations, close encounters...anything at all. So how could Pete?
Ambien?? How about suicide pill?
LMAO okie! I KNOW you would bust out w/ a scale and say bitch you are A liar
The C word!
I cannot wait to see that movie!!! He really does have a great sense for comedy! I think that's why i find him so yummy!
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Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.
OK LOOK. I only brought 2 pairs of pants to work w/ me, If I pee myself one more time, I'm fucked.. No more funny times.. Wire hangers, White Mommie Dearest face mask. (fav movie of course) fuck me! But my pee does make my bottom soft when I sit in it for a while.. *wriggles around in seat*
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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!
Hhahahahhaha and Asshole Simpson thinks she married a real man. What a bunch of vaginas!
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Sugar Magnolia
Submitted by Clarisse on September 9, 2008 - 10:23am.
*runs into the room*
Gerard Butler sandwich???
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Off Topic but more interesting than Emo King:
My gf was at the film fest premiere of Rocknrolla (Guy Ritchie's new film) and she said that if there's one reason to see it, it's Gerard Butler. She said he makes the movie; he's that funny in it.
Me, I got to see some Italian movie which was basically soft-core porn, much to the embarrassment of my hosts.
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The long hot summer just passed me by.
Two Drink!
The only Butler worth havin is Gerry!!!
Mmmmm mmmmm GOOD!
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Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.
Father of the Year Award!
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Say there was a fart pay it forward... if someone paid forward an egg fart to you, would you only be able to pay forward egg farts or could you pay forward cheese farts and chinese food farts?
I've seen the pics of his tool. Not bad. Give me a Benedryl, then I'd hit him. (I'm probably allergic to his dander.)
OKIE. How rude!! You KNEW I would lie about my weight when I came in... why'd you have to tell everyone?? *cries*
*goes home and makes a giant omelette to share with Missy* Comfort carbs. <3
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Keep on keepin' on.
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Dang, time to make breakie, I'm hungry now!
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