The Truth About Spaghetti Cat
On "The Morning Show with Mike & Juliet" today, they featured an entire segment on the history of our newest American icon, Spaghetti Cat. Those of us who are avid Spaghetti Cat worshippers already know how he became one of the most influential pussies in the world, but Mike & Juliet used moving pictures to tell the story of his journey. We like moving pictures.
They confirmed that Spaghetti Cat is owned by the batshit crazy feline lover who was recently on an episode of "Pet Star" with her other spaghetti-eating pussy. Remember that crazy? She's the one who sings "this is the way we wash our paw, wash our paw" while dipping her poor cat's paw in a bowl of water. I love singing that song while washing dishes.
Mike & Juliet also declared war on Joel McHale for using a fake Spaghetti Cat on "The Soup." Spaghetti Cat says: "Make spaghetti, not war. Meeeow."
And when is Fox going to get the hint and replace Mike & Juliet with The Spaghetti Cat Show?! It's what the nation demands!
That Juliet is one annoying bitch. Unlike spaghetti cat.
I want a sketti Cat clock dammit!
and matching pj's
The real Spaghetti Cat looks like my cat Sadie. My cat has no talent, though, she's just a bitch.
I love sketti cat!
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FTP: Fuck That Puto!
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Spaghetti cat I wanna bear your pussies....oh never mind I already have one....
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Why be difficult when I have legal tender to be impossible!
LONG LIVE SKETTI CAT!!!!!
Submitted by TITS on September 9, 2008 - 2:22pm.
Sketti cat is walking up to the motorcycle, and the shark tank is in position.
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UPDATE!: Sketti cat made a successful leap over the shark tank and Mike and Juliet are high-fiving each other.
Submitted by TITS on September 9, 2008 - 9:15am.
Sketti cat is NOT A FAKE??? ooh colour me embarrassed.
Submitted by beerbohmlove on September 9, 2008 - 8:40am.
----She is my favorite. Just saw her on milllionaire personals site """""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.Is she single again now?-☆☆☆☆---------
Not only is Sketti cat NOT A FAKE, it has a listing on CelebCupid.Com!!! Yup, Skeeti cat got famous then dumped that chump!!
I still dont get it but I love the image of spaghetti cat anyhow, it's very funny.
LOL! I saw Dlisted headline!
But DAYUM! Dat's a real live cat!
and double DAYUM! TV is bad! Really, really bad!
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They both just RUINED my image of spaghetti cat by being NOT FUNNY.
hilarious
but are you actually telling me that the lovely creature spaghetti cat is REAL? cmon, check out that picture...its completely fake. there may be others LIKE spaghetti cat but the real one i think is fake...just look at its head!!
are their attorney's going after mchale for the image of spaghetti cat? They won't win, parody is covered under the constitution.
But way to stick it to mchale for a change. Pretty funny. Now i wonder what he will do on his show this week lol?
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"America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between." - Oscar Wilde
Spaghetti Cat for Prez!
Your face!
spaghetti catfight!!!!!
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so pretty. so fat. so sad!!!
Breaking news!
This just in!
Sketti cat is walking up to the motorcycle, and the shark tank is in position.
Further updates as events warrant.
My dachsund is asking for lasagna.
Should I be worried?
Submitted by Clarisse on September 9, 2008 - 12:10pm.
MISSY!!!
You are one of the few (LCT WHERE ARE YOU?) that will find this funny...
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That was HILARIOUS ! Thank you !!! I never thought that suicide would be that funny...
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France, c'mon girl, don't be an invader hater
S.C for president and Joel can be V.P.
now that's a team that makes perfect sense!
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All d-listed sluts start to think exactly alike after a while. LOLOLOLOL" Mel-tang!
Submitted by Clarisse on September 9, 2008 - 12:21pm.
CARROTTOP!
Damn! Like THAT isn't going to be stuck in my head all day!
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Soss! I can haz now plz!
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Say there was a fart pay it forward... if someone paid forward an egg fart to you, would you only be able to pay forward egg farts or could you pay forward cheese farts and chinese food farts?
Mike looks like he's made of plastic. I've seen him up close, not personal though, eek.
i'm so confused...s.c. and the cat with the crazy lady are clearly two different animals. did she train more than one?!?!
Cats rule!
how many spaghetti cat wannabes are there?? mine are asking for pasta!LOL
Chef Boy R D should make a Spaghetti Cat.errr no wait. :)
;) :) :O =) :p :( :\ :D
Ugh, every time I look at this post, it pisses me off. Why do ya gotta mess with Spaghetti Cat!
I need some coffee.
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I am Mexican and and I do think Michael Bay's "Transformers" is racist.
I luv these utinsel using cats. I can watch them for hours-- it's kinda creepy that the animals are gaining better etiquitte skills then most human children, yet its mesmerizing. Spaghetti cat's a bad motherfucker.
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clarisse - that was awesome hahahahaa! i liked the noahs arc one!! hehehe!! aw but the wittle bunnies were soo cute!! So conflicted! ha!_____________________________________________
Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
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Nobody says anything bad about Joel and The Soup.
It is like dissing Dlisted or Ms. Jenkins.
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I used to be a swinger
Til you wrapped me
Round your finger,
Just like a yo-yo
Just like a yo-yo
CARROTTOP!
Damn! Like THAT isn't going to be stuck in my head all day!
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Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.
Kitty power!
Spugetty kat, spugetty kat, why arnt they sossing yu?
Spugetty kat, spugetty kat, its not ur fooooolt
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Say there was a fart pay it forward... if someone paid forward an egg fart to you, would you only be able to pay forward egg farts or could you pay forward cheese farts and chinese food farts?
Sketti cat has a clock with his image on it already?
Wow. That's impressive.
Sketti cat is NOT A FAKE??? ooh colour me embarrassed.
Great way to start my day - thanks dlisted!
----She is my favorite. Just saw her on milllionaire personals site """""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.Is she single again now?-☆☆☆☆---------
Too bad M&J's lawyers are funnier than they are.
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SO FUCKING BORING.
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MISSY!!!
You are one of the few (LCT WHERE ARE YOU?) that will find this funny...
Bunny suicides...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KyKB1DSl1IY
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Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.
I was watching that show and was thinking of you MK LOL Spaghetti cat rules! I want bedsheets with him plastered all over it.
SPAGHETTI CAT FOR PRESIDENT!!!!
Who actually watches this show? (Mike & Juliet) Thank god for The Travel Channel.
Mike reminds me of Scooby-Dumb.
"Ummm"... is not an answer!" Judge Judy
This show is one of the worst shows on television. That guy's "hair" is the ugliest thing I've seen. My 70-year-old husband works a weave better than that "Mike." And furthermore, the montage was stupid and did not need to be exploited for this shitty show's "gain." Fuck you Mike and Juliet. Fuck you.
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I am Mexican and and I do think Michael Bay's "Transformers" is racist.
Submitted by Stoney on September 9, 2008 - 11:47am
I've seen it, but the one in the Mike and Juliet picture looks like an animatronic cat.
I can hardly wait for The Soup this weekend; Joel is going to have fun with this.
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"Crocs: They are to your eyes what second-hand smoke is to your lungs."
That's funny that the guy told a joke at the end and NOBODY laughed at it. And he looked so shocked, too, it threw him off for a sec.
Oh my god, my love for Spaghetti Cat has never been so strong!
He is the most amazing pussy ever!
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Has spaghetti cat met Oprah yet? You know that was one of his dreams.
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
Geez those two are really not funny.
Spaghetti Cat is awesome! Bitch should run for president....it'd be better than chosing the lesser of two evils we have now.
S.Cat would sit in a summit with Vlady Putin and stare a bitch down...
Look out Taliban...SPAGHETTI CAT IS COMING FOR YOU!!!
Wow, way to kill something fun, Fox.
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The future Mrs. Jensen Ackles.
Where can I get a set of "spaghetti cat" tableware?
ahahahaha! i love The Soup...those two other people are really annoying, where are they from?