V-Card For Sale
On his radio show today, Howard Stern will interview a 22-year-girl who is selling her virginity to the highest bidder on an auction site. Who said romance was dead? Goodbye virginity, hello prostitution!
The chick who is going by the fake name of " Natalie Dylan" is going to use the money to pay for her college education. Okay, if you're going to go by a fake name, why choose Natalie Dylan? Her marketing efforts are already failing! She should have picked something "flashier." I'm thinking "Poppy My Cherry."
Rush & Molly reports that Howard introduced Natalie to Dennis Hof, the creepy fat dude who owns the Moonlite Bunny Ranch in Nevada. The auction will take place on bunnyranch.com and the winner will take Natalie's v-card at the ranch. Natalie's sister already works there.
Natalie said she's been forced to sell her cherry, because her stepfather took out a student loan in her name, so she's unable to finance her education. She said, "I don't have a moral dilemma with it. Why shouldn't I be allowed to capitalize on my virginity? I understand some people may condemn me. But I think this is empowering. I'm using what I have to better myself."
In order to prove that she's a virgin, Natalie will take a lie-detector test and undergo a gynecological exam. She's not just choosing any dick either. The highest bidder won't necessarily be the one she does bloody sexy times with. She's going to screen the bidders and find a dude she's happy with.
Natalie already has her bachelor's in women's studies from Sacramento State. In January she starts working on getting her master's in marriage and family therapy. HA!
Heidi Montag better step up her hooker game. It looks like she has some serious competition for the title of world's greatest feminist hero.
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$20 says she's not a virgin.
Submitted by Fae on September 10, 2008 - 9:09am
You idiot, it's fact that MOST women don't orgasm from 'normal' intercourse, and in fact oral sex/by hand is the only way to make them come.
I think you need to stop getting your education from pornos.
Also, this twat selling her virginity is an idiot (yes, obvious statement there), a vaginal exam CANNOT 'prove' one's virginity.
Fuck. Why are there so many idiots around?
i used to go with a friend of mine to interview for strip clubs(for protection i guess) and there where alot of girls who stripped to pay tuition. i've also heard of girls who attended Ivy league schools who stripped their way through. it's completely possible.
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You'd be amazed at who can be a virgin. I had a good friend who was a stripper for a while - the all-nude, "hiya here's my chocha" kind - and she was an honest-to-goodness virgin, no blowjobs, no buttsecks. Her rationale was, "big deal if they want to look, I make a ton of money." I thought she was fucking crazy but she did make a ton of money.
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what is the point of this hooker scheme?
i'm not sure, but isn't the appeal of being with a virgin is she supposed to be pure and sweet? just because this ho hasn't been poked in her cha-cha doesn't mean she hasn't sucked a dick or two.
there's some lewd activities "virgins" do, trust me on this---some of the nastiest sexual acts don't even involve a dick inside a vagina.
stupid hoe.
Needs to hire a makeup consultant with that money.
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Howard stern is the ugliest man on earth. I have no comment about the whore
Howard stern is the ugliest man on earth. I have no comment about the whore
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I have no clue what you typed cuz i can't take my eyes off Ed!
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Are we still living in the dark ages? I mean, is virginity still considered a great fuck the way it was in biblical times? Most guys I know DON'T want to have sex with virgins because they know the sex will suck and she will not likely cum. The only guys this will appeal to are middle-aged fat, ugly guys who can't get sex or who have equally fat, ugly wives. That is, if she IS a virgin.
Good Old Howard is just doing the interview, and has nothing to do with pimping out this wo called virgin. He was pissed that the Bunny ranch dude and Russian Malloy got the story wrong and seemed like he wanted to find out if this girl was really a virgin. He also cancelled a future appearance for the pimp dude. (We'll see about that)
So all of the Howard haters out there, please calm down. And by the way, if you think he is sophmoric, or crude, then why are you on this website? And further than that, why are you a posting member of this website? MK is great, but he can't even spel rite.
Stupid. Real virgins almost invariably suck in bed. And when I say real virgins, I'm not counting those who've been blowing guys and taking it up the ass since they were twelve, all the while wearing a "purity" ring.
If this has been asked already, forgive me.
Why is her face so much whiter than the rest of her? Has she been wearing a bag over head?
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This sounds like some nutcase crazy shit. Just the sort of woman I'd like as my therapist ... meh.
I agree with her... i feel she is empowered. Should we feel all warm and fuzzy when a teenage girl thinks she's givin' it up for love? (gag)
pleeeeease - its not that big of a deal! I wish I had thought of it... lol
REALLY????? I'd like to see the research stats to back up that ignorant comment...
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Submitted by lynniepoo on September 9, 2008 - 1:27pm.
"Natalie already has her bachelor's in women's studies from Sacramento State."
Women's studies majors are almost always lesbos. Since she's never wanted the dickly for fun I can see how she would want to use her goods for profit. It's pretty gross if you ask me and um, isn't illegal too?
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REALLY????? I'd like to see the research stats to back up that ignorant comment...
"Natalie already has her bachelor's in women's studies from Sacramento State."
Women's studies majors are almost always lesbos. Since she's never wanted the dickly for fun I can see how she would want to use her goods for profit. It's pretty gross if you ask me and um, isn't illegal too?
My parents took out a credit card in my name; there is legal action she could take. I'm not buying this "forced" into selling herself thing. Even if she was flat broke that doesn't excuse prostitution. By the way, she does realize she could be kept from getting her license to practice due to this, right? You don't just get one because you've done all the paperwork...
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I heard howard talking about it this morning. It sounded like he wanted to talk her out of this. I know he's very extreme, but still think Howard's funny!
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Yeah, right. I don't buy it. She has NO way to sue her stepfather for scamming her? Right.
Howard Stern is repulsive.
a degree in women's studies???? was she blowing the dean???? Laughable.
Submitted by Madam Pince on September 9, 2008 - 12:28pm.
True. Every single word. But really it can't be that bad, I mean...it's not even like she's studying a very expensive thing to begin with...
Anyways, she is a prostitute. Being that she's 22 and it's her ass, whatever..well he cooch but same shit.
And she might very well not be a virgin, most of women don't have it bursting (hymen) until 1st childbirth.
So..yeah.
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You know.....I don't really know what to say.
Sounds like "Performance Art," aka a stunt, to me.
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Boo, ROFLMAO! After I typed that, I thought, "Damn, that's not worded right!"
But seriously, I'm with Stock Broker -- bitch needs to work the pole or Hooters. When I was in lib school many moons ago, the local paper ran a story on a girl who was paying her way through USC-Cola stripping. I know those stories are usually hoaxes, but there's still a kernel of truth in there.
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"This isn't going to involve children or hiking, is it?"
howard stern is still on the air? and people still listen to his sophmoric shows?
i agree with the poster that said this "virgin" should get a pole dancing job or work at "hooters" if she's so hard up for cash...
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so pretty. so fat. so sad!!!
Shit now that I think about it...I am a sucker for working full time WHILE attending college plus took a couple of loans out that I will pay for the rest of my life. Silly me.
This whore is smart.
NOT
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Submitted by Madam Pince on September 9, 2008 - 11:57am.
I call bullshit on this. Too many fuckin' holes in her story.
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I call bullshit on this. Too many fuckin' holes in her story.
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"This isn't going to involve children or hiking, is it?"
Submitted by missy on September 9, 2008 - 11:39am.
booberiies, aw really? they make me laugh every day!
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Oh honey no, don't get me wrong! They have made me laugh, a lot.
I am not questioning the funny factor cause when they want to they are smart, but since they have to appeal the masses they resort to shit like porn, disabled people on air (who agree on being made fun of, so it's their deal) but i still think is cruel, they also resort to drugs and abuse and whatever may attract sheep like people. It's undeniable than more than half the human race has hit very low standards to never go back up.
they are funny when they play it smart
otherwise they're downright gross ignorant brainless fuckers. And murder is illegal or their show wouldn't exist anymore....
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Howard Stern = suxs. He USED to be funny back in the Regan era circa 1981.
Why can't this chick get a regular job as a pole dancer to earn $$ for school? Or at Hooters?
Lazy ass.
If the step-father was scummy enough to scam loans in their name, you know he was molesting these girls. Sexual abuse victims are a million times more likely to become sex workers.
Also: Did they prosecute the step father? If someone did that to ME, I'd be on their case forever until they were in jail and my name was clear. I wouldn't be selling my so-called virginity at a brothel to pay for "college".
Hi xxyxz. Yeah, I've never been a Howard Stern fan.
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Submitted by applehead on September 9, 2008 - 10:38am.
If her step father took out a loan without her consent, I'd have to believe that she could contest it and not found responsible for those loans
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I vote that when she's has fulfilled her side of the "bargain", that she go through one of those female circumcision rituals that they do in africa.
Submitted by Salem13 on September 9, 2008 - 10:10am.
TITS:
Isn't Gertrude Stein a painter?
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Pardon my brain fart - I meant Germaine Greer.
Lots of g's, e's and i's - what can I say?
booberiies, aw really? they make me laugh every day!
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Submitted by bambam on September 9, 2008 - 12:15pm.
Just when I thought I couldn't loathe Howard Stern more......gah!
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If her step father took out a loan without her consent, I'd have to believe that she could contest it and not found responsible for those loans
She's a smart piece of trash and only Howard Stern could find such a prize to exploit.
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If she's got this much skill at marketing, I find it hard to believe she couldn't come up with something less depressing than sex with some greasy old dude for college education. Barf.
I call bullshit.
I used to listen to Howard ALL the time when I lived near N.Y.C. He has become a total douchebag since he left Allison. She kept him funny. And I LOATHE that stupid asshole Artie he has on the show. Not funny. Just fat.
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on topic: she a' slut!
I listen to Howard every day and here are the real facts: He is not auctioning off the virgin and he did not introduce her to Dennis Hoff. She contacted Hoff herself and her sister did work at the Bunny Ranch for three weeks. Both are in school and their step-father scammed them for over $40,000.