Tuesday, September 9th 2008

New Couple Alert?

This is what poultry dreams are made of! I couldn't think of a better or hotter suitor for international supermodel Phoebe Price than a bootleg Donald Duck!

I must say a little prayer for George Eastman today, because without his help, this picture would have never been taken. I mean, Chicken Cutlets kissing a plastic duck?! It doesn't get any better than this. Her chicken tender kisses have left him stiff. Literally!

Here's even more stunning photos of PP once again answering the question "Why is Phoebe Price an international supermodel?" You don't see Kate Moss posing on a little kiddie ride usually found in front of KMart. That's because Kate doesn't have the skills for that shit!

The pictures of PP in front of the mirror are also my favorites. The mirror has four chicken cutlets!

Wenn

Posted by: Michael K


kylex27's picture

STOP HER!!! SHES HORRIBLE!

TheBreakdown's picture

It's about damn time she found a man to love her.

Matters not that he is not human!

It's a start!

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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.

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tralalala's picture

the secret to her highadvanced headband is that its pulling the skin of her delicate freckle face tighter each hour.
It pronounces her trademark cutlets even more.
she's sooo clever...always ahead of us plebs.

pain is inevitable;suffering optional....

Manimal5's picture

Why do I get the feeling that the fake duck has more sense than PP. In pic 4, the special PP headband model shoot," that's it Pheobe... feel the headband...BE the headband".

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Tristram's picture

That neckware would look good caught in an airport conveyor belt.

JoMama's picture

Does she carry a magazine around with her at all times, just in the off chance that she gets photographed? WTF??

I watched her video that was posted here & her voice is almost as annoying as the rest of her. She's talks real....slow...and it makes me want to smack the shit out of her.

Oh, and "Steel Cutlet", DeeDee? Genius.
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Lindalou's picture

MK why do you keep putting pictures of this stupid woman up?

well shes trying and thats good. disney needs to hurry up and make the movie all ready, before she gets any older.

and if they dont she needs to do it herself.

asap

Team Valtrex's picture

Submitted by z-listed on September 9, 2008 - 10:40pm.

Let me pick up that airfare for you.

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Peter: Whoa, Lois, look at you, you look like Britney Spears. Except you're not a fat guy.

z-listed's picture

That's it, that last picture did it! I am jumping on a plane, coming across the country just to smack her in the face!

Team Valtrex's picture

Low Rent Red Sonja. Brigitte Neilsen is spinning in her grave.

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Peter: Whoa, Lois, look at you, you look like Britney Spears. Except you're not a fat guy.

ianto's picture

I think she's tremendous! PP haters can always skip over posts displaying her gorgeousness if you have not been entranced by Her Serene Highness, Duchess Cutlets de Poulet.

I wonder if Faux Donald's outstretched arms are showing how he's grown with PP on his lap or if he is showing us how big her talent is?

What is the purpose of Phoebe Price?

Grumpus's picture

Shriek! She's brain damaged and I hate looking at her.

www.whenthingsgetdark.com

Violet's picture

does she seriously wake up each day, get dressed in a horrible attention grabbing outfit and walk around L.A. all day?

----She is my favorite. Just saw her on milllionaire personals site """""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.Is she single again now?-☆☆☆☆---------

soul's picture

doesn't PP know how to hem a dress?
and don't stand too close to a fire PP, that junk will melt.

;) :) :O =) :p :( :\ :D

Stan Hooper's picture

I can't wait for Phoebe to pose at the opening of a can of tuna...it will be a major milestone in her career.

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Pretty looks fade...dumb is forever -- Judge Judy

Laila's picture

LMAO!!!! Shit like this is why I was so disappointed to read that she had turned down offers for her own reality show. Can you imagine a camera following her around capturing every demented, delusional and desperate stunt she pulls? It would be comedy gold for days.

BTW who keeps taking pics of her? I know in her head she's already a star but in reality she's not famous enough to even qualify as a Z lister. So I can't see the paps tripping over themselves to get her pic. Does she pay a cousin or boyrfiend to follow her around and snap pics?

plain_sliced's picture

this chick looks more like a 80 porn star every time i see her. she'll do anything for attention.

gyeah's picture

weenie our avatars should marry

gyeah's picture

3 Phoebes = a trifecta of delusion

weenielover's picture

does she wander around with disposable cameras she passes out to strangers so they can take her pic??? WTF???

Aunt Bea's picture

LOL@new couple alert

Anonymous101's picture

Are we sure she even designed those fugly things? Or is she just posing next to the rack where she bought that sh!t?

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Proof that Phoebe Price is over 35.
She's running for US President!!!
http://www.inews3.com/play.php?first=Phoebe&last=Price

letinstar's picture

the headband is not a good look for pp...
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so pretty. so fat. so sad!!!

I saw her in person the other day and actually got excited. Thanks MK (facetious)

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Kimmy Gibbler's picture

When you look up the words "sad", "pathetic", and "desperate" in the dictionary, you see a picture of this clown.

Norwaygirl's picture

Phoebs, that hidious lipstick has got to go. When you have fake red hair, then color on the lips is your friend.

KD's picture

I've seen Tila Tequila in brain belts before, too.

LoLo's picture

Snowpiece !!!!!

There is a street dude who sells brain belts and faux pashminas on 57th and Lex!

Lets go get some and we can be stylin and profilin'!

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snowpiece's picture

LMAO Lolo, brain belts! wooo hooo
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LoLo's picture

Submitted by Hekki on September 9, 2008 - 2:24pm.

Hey Hekki! I havent gotten to mix it up with you in a while!

Sheeeet, you pretend stalking me is quite an honor! Color me pink I tell you what!
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Hekki's picture

Submitted by LoLo: "Those have to be brain belts to keep her shit from spilling out onto her "fancy" dresses.

ha ha ha"

OMG, LoLo, I am stalking you because you make me laugh out loud all the time. "Brain belts" indeed.

Possum's picture

GAH!!! I AM SO SICK OF THIS DELUSIONAL IDIOT!

Please... make it stop...

::curls up in corner, fetal::

2Di4's picture

FeeBee needs to do a modeling session on a white Jag. She's got that whole Tawny Kitaen thing totally going on (the hair color, the 80s attire, the insanity, the belief that she's famous....)

Silvara0428's picture

My brain dies a little each time I see her.

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TITS's picture

Submitted by Miss Lios on September 9, 2008 - 10:36am.

Someone said here she inherited some money from her father, but I really don't know. Who knows, maybe she works as a call girl sometimes to make ends meet.
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I hear she's very popular in Japan. She does have that whole anne of green gables look going on. They eat that up.

Stock Broker's picture

Am ~ haven't see you around in ages. How's it going?

On Topic: I got a craving for Chicken McNuggetts with BBQ sauce.

senoritame's picture

Where is she selling these fancy headbands? Look at all the chonklas they have at this store...must be upscale.

KD's picture

OH NO! Somebody send an ambulance! I'm about to slip into an I'm-bored-half-to-death Coma! ...

chin chin's picture

has she no shame??

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Submitted by Cindyloo on September 9, 2008 - 1:30pm.
I wonder the same thing. Does she have a photographer along at all times? Or a friend takes all these pics? Or does she actually have a publicist who calls the photogs?

And...how does she pay the rent?

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Someone said here she inherited some money from her father, but I really don't know. Who knows, maybe she works as a call girl sometimes to make ends meet.

LoLo's picture

Those have to be brain belts to keep her shit from spilling out onto her "fancy" dresses.

ha ha ha

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Am's picture

Enough with the fucking posing! Rumor Willis looks more natural posing than this "international supermodel".

Cindyloo's picture

I wonder the same thing. Does she have a photographer along at all times? Or a friend takes all these pics? Or does she actually have a publicist who calls the photogs?

And...how does she pay the rent?

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"Crocs: They are to your eyes what second-hand smoke is to your lungs."

----She is my favorite. Just saw her on milllionaire personals site """""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.Is she single again now?-☆☆☆☆---------

Submitted by mharker on September 9, 2008 - 1:15pm.
Who is taking these pictures?

Someone she's fucking, me thinks.

Sassy's picture

I have pulled some desperate stunts where I had to leave town for a couple weeks, but this thing won't stop. How can she keep on shamy shaming herself?

kdracofan's picture

PP: please don't take pics in front of a mirror!

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All d-listed sluts start to think exactly alike after a while. LOLOLOLOL" Mel-tang!