Tuesday, September 9th 2008
Afternoon Crumbs
HoHan's saggy chichis in a slutty dickey - Egotastic!
Kelly Brook has a new dude - IDLYITW
Apple introduces the gayest iPods ever - Towleroad
Brad Pitt sure loves his stupid hats - Popsugar
Gabriel Aubry is a total DILF - Just Jared
RiRi does her best Grace Jones impersonation and fails (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather
A Pacey and Joey reunion - Lainey Gossip
Thankfully, there's only going to be one Emo Baby - Hollywood Rag
There's a hairy pussy on HoHan's boobs and I'm not talking about SamRo - Cityrag
Hayden Panatroll in some seriously stupid arm warmers - Hollywood Tuna
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Submitted by angel_i on September 10, 2008 - 11:06am.
I have to say: it's one of the things I like about Holly. Sure, she's after him but I really do think it's not ALL about money. 7 years is a long ass time to suck pepaw dick. She knows how to set her mind to something. She's organized, big-titted, driven (haha!) and pretty smart for a bimbo. What's not to love?!?!
Another good quote is: I'm everything Hef loves...ok, well, maybe my IQ is a bit too high...(not verbatim).
And I do believe she used to be a cartoonist for Playboy - that's how they met...they never talk about it but she does all these toons all the time...I think so.
I'm off to bed luv - I had a HARD day.
ENJOY!
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Trudat! She's smart and beautiful, for one who hunts Elk. I hope she inherits the mansion and animals, AT LEAST! And Kendra's mum sooooooo needs to hook up with Irv Richards.
ok - NOW I'm going to bed.
Night:)
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
Submitted by Sandbitch on September 9, 2008 - 8:56pm.
Hahhhahhhhhaaa - ANGEL
Holly Madison: I was raised in a cloning lab specifically for Hugh M Hefner, so I have nothing to worry about.
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I have to say: it's one of the things I like about Holly. Sure, she's after him but I really do think it's not ALL about money. 7 years is a long ass time to suck pepaw dick. She knows how to set her mind to something. She's organized, big-titted, driven (haha!) and pretty smart for a bimbo. What's not to love?!?!
Another good quote is: I'm everything Hef loves...ok, well, maybe my IQ is a bit too high...(not verbatim).
And I do believe she used to be a cartoonist for Playboy - that's how they met...they never talk about it but she does all these toons all the time...I think so.
I'm off to bed luv - I had a HARD day.
ENJOY!
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
Hahhhahhhhhaaa - ANGEL
Holly Madison: I was raised in a cloning lab specifically for Hugh M Hefner, so I have nothing to worry about.
Truly. Next time I visit the USA I'm going to the Playboy mansion FER SURE. Then I'm going to take Kendra's mum to the Homestyle Buffet in Claremont.
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Some days I'm a super bitch
Up to my old tricks
But it won't last forever
Next day I'm your super girl
Out to save the world
And it keeps getting better
That's a good one. And SO last decade;p
At least I have that. LOL!
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TOUCHE BITCH!
PLUS you have Lean Like a Chola and She's a lady!
Submitted by Sandbitch on September 9, 2008 - 8:45pm.
Angel! Girls Next Door are on my TV!!! They are at the playboy hotel in Chicago....now they are driving past Hef's grade school.
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That's a good one. And SO last decade;p
At least I have that. LOL!
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
Submitted by Sandbitch on September 9, 2008 - 8:40pm.
Everyone has a tittay fetish. We were all babies once.
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Trudat;p
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
Angel! Girls Next Door are on my TV!!! They are at the playboy hotel in Chicago....now they are driving past Hef's grade school.
@angel_i on September 10, 2008 - 10:30am.
Submitted by Sandbitch on September 9, 2008 - 8:28pm.
Listen up. My boobs are natural.
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Bitch.
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LOL Angel. Settle down - the rest of my bod is going to hell in handbasket. My my tits however they're still hanging in there for now. No way I could pull a beaded dress up the red carpet though.
Everyone has a tittay fetish. We were all babies once.
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Some days I'm a super bitch
Up to my old tricks
But it won't last forever
Next day I'm your super girl
Out to save the world
And it keeps getting better
good god rrriihhaannaa needs to go the fuck away.
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"This is straight up fuckery."
His Holiness MK, 9/03/08
Submitted by Sandbitch on September 9, 2008 - 8:28pm.
Listen up. My boobs are natural.
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Bitch.
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
Listen up. My boobs are natural. I've had friends take me to their plastic surgeon and say "I want tits like her" and I've had their husbands come up to me and say, I wish she had tittles like yours...to which I say "I know, she told me".
Genetically gifted I guess. Modest? Noooooo.
And yes - she does look fantastic. I will continue to console myself with the fact that she's got saggy boobies and still hasn't landed a role good enough to pay for a new pair.
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
Dayum!!! My boobies don't hang that low and, sadly, I don't have the perkiest set (i have high nipples tho:D) but that girl's still so young!
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
----She is my favorite. Just saw her on milllionaire personals site """""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.Is she single again now?-☆☆☆☆---------
That side boob sag makes me think of the South Park episode that has the teacher who doesn't wear a bra. Awfulplasticurgery says they are not real. I wonder if you get fake boobies at 17, and never wear a bra, will they sag after a while?
Isn't there some gossip about Jane not getting along with AJ and still seeing Jen A at times?
“The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook”
That side boob sag makes me think of the South Park episode that has the teacher who doesn't wear a bra. Awfulplasticurgery says they are not real. I wonder if you get fake boobies at 17, and never wear a bra, will they sag after a while?
Isn't there some gossip about Jane not getting along with AJ and still seeing Jen A at times?
“The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook”
Submitted by K2 on September 9, 2008 - 1:48pm.
yeah, I feel for Jane Pitt, She has this son who's so ashamed of his religious Midwestern upbringing, and He's with the very type of woman she probably wanted him to stay away from! It's blatantly obvious that Jane wants to get this woman away from her son! She probably prays to God to save her son from her, lol!
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It does seem like he's strayed from his beliefs and family values. He took on this nomad existence and has a full time staff surrounding his every move. I'm sure he's still adjusting to this lifestyle. Apparently he had a really great childhood, but there's no way he's going to be able to recreate that for his own children. I'm sure Jane tries her hardest to get along w/Jolie but we all know the effort is made for her son - never in a million years did that woman envision him having 6 kids and NO wife!
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well he certainly can't recreat his happy childhood for his kids with Angelina!! And if they decide to settle down in the Hollywood Hills, that won't help those kids either. Kids raised in that Hollywood lifestyle are the most fucked up people on the planet!
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*I used to Love Celebrities, now I just love to Hate them!*
hahahahha you big Looser.
People do that shit all the time, not being able to spell- which is why I put in the "ignore my comment if it was a typo". You're safe.....:)
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I've been cheated, been mistreated
When will I be loved?
- Buddy Holly
While that was a mistake no one will think so now. Guh. Way to make me feel like a looser. Looser. Get it? Joke? Heh? Ha. Ha. Ha?
well, she and Samantha DO have that "pact" to stay skinny....lol
heyhey, it is LOSING, not LOOSING weight. Sorry- huge pet peeve of mine. If it was a typo, then ignore my comment.
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I've been cheated, been mistreated
When will I be loved?
- Buddy Holly
She is looking thin. I hadn't really thought she was loosing much until this picture. Maybe its just not seeing her meaty thighs in leggings. Leggings are not a curvy girls friend. Trust. Also though she looks darker. Tanning slims you about 10 lbs. I used to manage a tanning salon. It will work wonders. Could just be tan? Could be white china leaving the light on. That's an expression my ex used.I don't totally get it either.
w00t! baby shower times!!
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This avvie is for Oklahoma
Submitted by xxyxz on September 9, 2008 - 12:03pm.
Yuppers. Just hit my last trimester, thank god! :)
Mrs.K and I should have a baby shower!
OK, i'll make TIRAMISU and RUGELACH and Little Miss Citrus Sunshine cocktails.
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Ow, ya dont stop, c'mon c'mon c'mon c'mon c'mon c'mon,
Give me more of that funky horn
What's that? Yeah. Funky Funky. Biddy biddy bop.
M.E. ~ got it! He deserves a good vacation of chicken cutlets & catnip.
On Topic: Blohan is STILL around? I'd thought she'd be a car hop at Sonic by now.
@Miss Priss,
I actually emailed with him once or twice.
I'm pretty sure he is about 12 years old.
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Ow, ya dont stop, c'mon c'mon c'mon c'mon c'mon c'mon,
Give me more of that funky horn
What's that? Yeah. Funky Funky. Biddy biddy bop.
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on September 9, 2008 - 10:51am.
Submitted by Miss Priss on September 9, 2008 - 1:42pm.
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Yuppers. Just hit my last trimester, thank god! :)
Mrs.K and I should have a baby shower!
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This avvie is for Oklahoma
does anyone else think HoHan is getting awfully thin? Looking like the anorexia or the blow...I dunno......
Submitted by Miss Priss on September 9, 2008 - 1:42pm.
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Yuppers. Just hit my last trimester, thank god! :)
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"There's a little bit of asshole in every nice guy, and there's a little bit of genius in every moron." - RDJ
You sort of want to shoot yourself for admitting that her body looks pretty good, but then there's the side boob saggage, then you just know she's attention whoring yet again as expected.
Your face!
eerrr. She does look okay in this picture...
Her body looks damn good.
*blows head off*
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
Uvula
You preggers?
Congrats!
LMAO @ vag canyon
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Sugar Magnolia
Hi Sweetas!!! and Mrs.Kravitz! Egotastic dude loves bolted on tits
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Sugar Magnolia
Fat Martha
You know. For the longest time I was debating whether Hohan's boobage was real or not. She said real once. I knew it! FUCK YOU Hohan!
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Sugar Magnolia
I think lohans boobs are nautral. I think. And I think she looks hot in this picture. I would hit it. And I hate her.
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We sleep like sex positions.
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on September 9, 2008 - 7:18am.
FUCK YOU HOHAN! I totally had clit wood there for a second before recognizing your busted assed self! WHORE!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Bwhahahahahahahahahhahaha
*choking*
Bwhahahhahahaha
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Sugar Magnolia
The only other song running thru my head lately is I Kissed a Girl....after hearing/seeing Katy Perry at the VMF's the other night, she CAN go to hell!!!
Oh crap...housework is calling me....see ya!!!
Submitted by LoLo on September 9, 2008 - 1:29pm.
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My husband's a jerk. I want to get a doormat that says "Flock of Siegels" and apparently 30 years of the joke and he doesn't think it's funny anymore.
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"There's a little bit of asshole in every nice guy, and there's a little bit of genius in every moron." - RDJ
Dead thread? ;-;
ANYWAYS, check out this cool thing I got today! Campus Activities Board brought in some spray-paint artists and they made me a purdy picture!
http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=vil6it&s=4
I doubt anyone cares but I wanted to brag. :>
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Keep on keepin' on.
For all you haters, it's....Bible In a Minute!
HA! I just realized I'm eating Cheese NIPS! How appropriate...
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on September 9, 2008 - 2:57pm.
LoLo- no contest on the name. Last name Siegel. First name Flockuv. ;)
*just peed a little* That name is beautiful!
BIG L! You are welcome!
QUICK! think of another song!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
ISprainedMyUvula on September 9, 2008 - 2:27pm
hahahahahahahahahaha.....
*"I Ran" now running through my head*
...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...
LoLo- no contest on the name. Last name Siegel. First name Flockuv. ;)
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"There's a little bit of asshole in every nice guy, and there's a little bit of genius in every moron." - RDJ
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on September 9, 2008 - 2:52pm.
Oh!!!!!
Thats exciting!!!!
I am sending prayers to the heavens for a pleasently plump yet tiny baby for your area preservation effort!
We should have a name the baby day for shits and giggles when it gets closer to the birth day!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Of course the egotastic writer is male!
stfu.
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Annelle, honey, what do you say we talk some trash.
Stocky, Odin took a rest. He'll be back soon.
Thanks LoLo!
Mmmmmm...Nutter Butters.....Now I'll have THAT song stuck in my head the rest of the day!! :o)
Submitted by Madam Pince on September 9, 2008 - 1:21pm.
Looks like someone Photoshopped HoHan's head onto that dickie.
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LMFAO! Definitely NOT the first time those words have been uttered!
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"There's a little bit of asshole in every nice guy, and there's a little bit of genius in every moron." - RDJ
Submitted by LoLo on September 9, 2008 - 2:19pm.
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on September 9, 2008 - 2:48pm.
FUCK YOU HOHAN! I totally had clit wood there for a second before recognizing your busted assed self! WHORE!!!!!!!!!!!!
HA HA HA HA!!!!! Woman how long till you give birth? You crack my crazy ass up!
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I was just thinking about that! Whatever you do, don't put it on youtube.
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Say there was a fart pay it forward... if someone paid forward an egg fart to you, would you only be able to pay forward egg farts or could you pay forward cheese farts and chinese food farts?