This Is A Sign
Chestica Simpson started to perform the song "With You" on Good Morning America today, but had to stop because the police arrived and were about to arrest her for disturbing the peace. No. Chestica told the audience: "Hold on, I know this is live TV but I can't hear anything."
You're not the only one, honey. I could barely hear anything either after listening to her frog warble for a few seconds. Jessica should take this as a fucking sign. Even her own ear monitor couldn't take that shit!
Chest started the song again, but continued to have issues. Click here to see this shit.
Her "hearing" issues weren't her only problems. What in the pork rind hell was she wearing?! It looks like Miss Piggy's unused maternity dress from when she had a pregnancy scare that one time.
Personally, I don't think Chestica is knocked up. She's just an attention whore! Papa Joe wants people to think Ches is with child, so they can keep talking about her ass. And I've fallen for his trap. Damn him!
Wenn
Submitted by r5bales on September 10, 2008 - 9:43am.
He bragged a bit too much, lol!
But he's KIND OF right.
And death to Spanglish. That shit is just wrong.
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"Writing that made my eyeballs fart." MK
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@ Boob3rries and angel ..... off topic but related to the language discussion.
A Spaniard once told me that Spain's spanish is the olive oil of spanish. South American spanish is the Crisco of spanish and the Mexican spanish is the motor oil of spanish. I still think of that when I hear the spanglish I hear in parts of Az.
“The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook”
and the 'sticking out tongue thing'is too young for her crow's feet having ass.
I am sure this was already said but...That looks like meth~face Fergie!
Why does she always look like she is clenching a gerbil in her ass when she sings?
Oh, THAT is why.
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
http://societysex.blogspot.com/
That picture is fabulous.
I see being a spokesperson for Nutrisystem in her near future.
Just Like A White Winged Dove
According to this online health guide a yellowish tongue indicates a disorder of the liver and gallbladder, resulting in an excess secretion of bile; deposits of animal fats, especially in the middle organs of the body; and possible inflammation.
http://www.hps-online.com/ntongue.htm
I think she should see a doctor...and stop singig all together....and appearing in public.
damn,bitch looks fat and ugly.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
I just want to duct tape her mouth shut and motorboat her for a few hours.
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Sony will probably drop her a$$ when her album tanks. She's desperate. She sticking out her tongue trying to be like Miley.
fatzilla! She looks like shit!
Whoa, that accent is horrible....That's a shame.
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Neely, you know it's bad to take liquor with those pills.
They work faster.
Jessica is not really a very big girl, so a few pounds here or there could really make a difference. I wish that every time I gained say, 5, 10 lbs people would speculate that I was pregnant instead of just way too fond of booze and buffet.
Christ almighty, I just got the link to work. She took her pop song and tried to "country" it up? It sounded better before she added the steel guitar and the twangy voice. Good god, the whole song she sounded like she was slurring, doing that breathy shit again, and trying to twang her voice. It was shit. And I'm convinced that the short-haired backup singer hates her guts. She's secretly thinking "Bitch, I can sing better than you. I should be the one in front!"
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
Submitted by Team Valtrex on September 9, 2008 - 10:06pm.
That's her "O" face. As in "O my God, I just remembered where daddy used to touch me!!"
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LMAO!
OUCH! I'll bet the audience wished that THEY couldn't hear.
Why does anyone give her any attention? Not one shred of talent! Not one!
hate her
That's her "O" face. As in "O my God, I just remembered where daddy used to touch me!!"
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just because you add a steel guitar and make a few words have a southern drawl doesn't mean you have a country song, even in today's country music. i wish she would have stuck with the power ballads.
she is totally knocked up!!! her bigger, veiny boobs, the tummy everything...i am sure she wont be making the announcement until her sister gives birth,so she can take the attention away from her.
Submitted by angel_i on September 9, 2008 - 5:34pm.
Nah they never will, I have told it many times myself =D
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Submitted by Boob3rries on September 9, 2008 - 6:24pm.
angel_i I don't know what yiooooo will respond to your question but I know what I learned. And that is an urban myth. The main reason for the lisp is in fact that they pronounce the Z like it's supposed to sounds. If there's more to that simple fact, it's up to them. The story of the King with the lisp is very old but false.
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Bohoohoo! I LIKED that story. I was pretty sure it was fake tho, myself. But I WANTED it SO BADLY to be true. Ok, I told people it was true. What? They'll never check;p
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actually she s recovered very nicely, that is extremely important for an artist. Imagine yourself
@ anastasia
LOL! it's the technical term for languages that have a majority of vowel use and pronunciation.
But lmao...you're cute.
@ Clarisee
No my sweets!!! *hugs*
It's not your fault that I'm a lifeless geek. Seriously. I also studied all of this shit I'm talking about! I have a pretty diploma that right now is very good to flap fruit flies dead during the summer.
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"Writing that made my eyeballs fart." MK
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Submitted by Boob3rries on September 9, 2008 - 6:42pm
You had me at romantic tongue.
@ boob..
*slaps forehead, feels like big Egrish speakin dummy*
*pulls out German 101 and starts again*
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Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.
Ok Clarisse, to start with what Jeffro11 said:
"Jessicina Simpsona debut's her new CD, "Un Colecion de Caca", and the hit single, "Yo Amor Pepes Largos en mi Culo.'"
Una Colección de Caca = A Shit Collection/ A collection of shit (whichever suits you best).
Yo Amo Pepes Largos En Mi Culo = I love long dicks in my ass. (Although pepe in Argentina is polite for 'fart' and who doesn't love long farts!).
"Mi Papa Amores Mi ChiChi's"
Mi papa ama mis chichis = My dad loves my chichis (you know that means boobies!).
The rest between Yioooo and I is a rant about where the best Spanish is spoken and well...blah.
Not the point.
And I USED TO speak 5 languages. When I was 9.
Now I barely manage to speak 3 or 4.
The tongue is a muscle and whatever muscle you don't put to practice goes flaccid.
And anastasia, yeah French is a 'romantic tongue' and whatever comes from Latin and all that pretty stuff they teach you at school.
German sounds saxon as hell, however is also derived from Latin. And English is derived from old German..therefore from Latin as well.
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Boob3rries
You can speak 5 languages???? I barely know English and i can count to ten in a few more!?!?!?!
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Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.
She's got John Mayer face going on.
Jessica started out singing gospel, then pop, now country. Perhaps her next go round will include dance music. She could record "The electric slide". It's electric, boogie woogie woogie...
"Put your hand out the window, feel the force" Darth Vader
Submitted by anastasia beave... on September 9, 2008 - 6:29pm.
thats because french is a "lengua romance" or comos from Latin and Portuguese and spanish comes from the Latin too
Submitted by Tigerlilly on July 14, 2008 - 8:39pm.
HUG ME JESUS! I SAY, HUG ME JESUS!!!! Can I get an Amen from the DListed congregation...I say, can I GET AN AMEN FROM THE DLISTED CONGREGATION???? You know you ho's want a hug from Jesus
Submitted by Boob3rries on September 9, 2008 - 6:24pm
All I know is when I first started language school here for french, the bitches who could speak spanish or portuegeuse(sp?) picked it up like an STD.
What a complete and utter spaz....
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
no, I haven tried french but I hope to learn it before I get to old
Submitted by Tigerlilly on July 14, 2008 - 8:39pm.
HUG ME JESUS! I SAY, HUG ME JESUS!!!! Can I get an Amen from the DListed congregation...I say, can I GET AN AMEN FROM THE DLISTED CONGREGATION???? You know you ho's want a hug from Jesus
I think spanish have 48(or more) rules or something
Submitted by Tigerlilly on July 14, 2008 - 8:39pm.
HUG ME JESUS! I SAY, HUG ME JESUS!!!! Can I get an Amen from the DListed congregation...I say, can I GET AN AMEN FROM THE DLISTED CONGREGATION???? You know you ho's want a hug from Jesus
Submitted by anastasia beave... on September 9, 2008 - 4:20pm.
yes. In the following order:
Spanish
German
English
Italian
French
And yes, it's a bit hard.
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angel_i I don't know what yiooooo will respond to your question but I know what I learned. And that is an urban myth. The main reason for the lisp is in fact that they pronounce the Z like it's supposed to sounds. If there's more to that simple fact, it's up to them. The story of the King with the lisp is very old but false.
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That's why i love ya Boob3rries~!~!
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Submitted by Clarisse on September 9, 2008 - 4:15pm.
*scratches head*
*runs to babelfish to buy a clue*
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I'll do later for ya, my girl
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Boob and yioooo-
Have you ever tried French? That shit is hard for me.
Submitted by Boob3rries on September 9, 2008 - 6:06pm.
LMAO!
I totally understand where you're coming from!!!
But that's normal! That's how they talk in Spain!
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I'm glad that shit made you laugh, because I felt like a complete fucking moron. I have been blessed to travel all around the world, South America included, and on top of that, have had two serious South American boyfriends, and countless hispanic close friends in the US. And I had never heard spanish like that. My french boyfriend looked at me like, Bitch havent you been anywhere? They all sound like they have speech impediments (no disrespect to the Spanish, LOVE them)
Never made it to Argentina, but Buenos Aries has always been on my list.
*scratches head*
*runs to babelfish to buy a clue*
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Submitted by anastasia beave... on September 9, 2008 - 6:01pm.
Submitted by Boob3rries on September 9, 2008 - 5:57pm
The first guy that said gracias to me, I thought he was a little "slow and special". But they say (gra-the-us) instead of (gra-see-us)
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Ok. So tell me if this is true. I've heard it SO many times. The reason they talk like that is that some king so long ago - particularly in Barthelona;p (I'm sure they told me who but I'm not good with details) had a lisp. And so, people, to seem connected to him, would also speak this way. Eventually, as they did it around their kids and so on...it just caught on and became the accepted form of speech....urban myth? or fact? Anybody?
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"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
Submitted by yiooooooo on September 9, 2008 - 4:06pm.
It is SO true.
English is way easier.
I'm an English teacher (trash me cause of my typos or grammar horrors, I don't care). And I've heard people bitching about how difficult English is...they have no clue, compared to Spanish, English is a fart. And I love it!
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Submitted by anastasia beave... on September 9, 2008 - 5:54pm.
We can speak the same language but talk it in different ways , different regions different ways of talking thats called "la lengua" rule and sistem of oral sings use by a especific region or group of people
We take this every year in school , the spanish language have a bunch of rules , writtin in english is easier
Submitted by Tigerlilly on July 14, 2008 - 8:39pm.
HUG ME JESUS! I SAY, HUG ME JESUS!!!! Can I get an Amen from the DListed congregation...I say, can I GET AN AMEN FROM THE DLISTED CONGREGATION???? You know you ho's want a hug from Jesus
Submitted by anastasia beave... on September 9, 2008 - 4:01pm.
Submitted by Boob3rries on September 9, 2008 - 5:57pm
The first guy that said gracias to me, I thought he was a little "slow and special". But they say (gra-the-us) instead of (gra-see-us)
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LMAO!
I totally understand where you're coming from!!!
But that's normal! That's how they talk in Spain!
Thank God you haven't been to Argentina (sorry if you had, I apologize for what you may have witnessed).
Bah I love Argentina but not in every way. Truth is Spanish there is a fucking catastrophe. Argentine slang is something you won't hear anywhere else. Maybe up north in Central America but still!
Hahaha...slow and special....xD
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Submitted by Boob3rries on September 9, 2008 - 5:57pm
The first guy that said gracias to me, I thought he was a little "slow and special". But they say (gra-the-us) instead of (gra-see-us)
Submitted by anastasia beave... on September 9, 2008 - 3:54pm.
Yup. The lisp is a huge difference.
(I'm not hispanic either, I happened to have grown in Argentina)
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Submitted by Boob3rries on September 9, 2008 - 5:28pm.
Submitted by Jeffro11 on September 9, 2008 - 1:50pm.
*Jessicina Simpsona debut's her new CD, "Un Colecion de Caca"
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LOL! I like this part!
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork