This Is A Sign
Chestica Simpson started to perform the song "With You" on Good Morning America today, but had to stop because the police arrived and were about to arrest her for disturbing the peace. No. Chestica told the audience: "Hold on, I know this is live TV but I can't hear anything."
You're not the only one, honey. I could barely hear anything either after listening to her frog warble for a few seconds. Jessica should take this as a fucking sign. Even her own ear monitor couldn't take that shit!
Chest started the song again, but continued to have issues. Click here to see this shit.
Her "hearing" issues weren't her only problems. What in the pork rind hell was she wearing?! It looks like Miss Piggy's unused maternity dress from when she had a pregnancy scare that one time.
Personally, I don't think Chestica is knocked up. She's just an attention whore! Papa Joe wants people to think Ches is with child, so they can keep talking about her ass. And I've fallen for his trap. Damn him!
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She sounds okay, but the dresses lately are ugly.
Yeah crowds dont like long silences and/or talking to them about bull shit for too long instead of singing tot hem or whatever it may be that your 'posed to be doing on stage.
They cry about like, having " Paid money for this shit!" and cry baby shit like that.
Good thing the only price this crowd had to pay today was their dignity for being busted watching this freak of nature
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Boob3rries, you have too much time on your hands! LOL
No ass banjo, but I do have a skin flute...
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"Shut up, you stupid bitch! If it weren't for me you'd still be slinging hash in that shithouse and f*cking your boss!"
So ever since she started singing cuntry she has to start dressing like an absolute train wreck?
It was funny because at one point a interviewer for the latin grammys asked her which latino artists she liked. She dodged the question and answered that she liked latin music because it's so passionate and vibrant. Basically, the obvious party line answer.
Anyways, poor gal. The music business just isn't for her.
what the fuck happened to her?
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People are crazy and times are strange.
after Nick her career started to sink
Dint she want say after her sister album became number one something that she did not wanteto be number one becuase then she would have nothing else to do , well you got you wish because now you are number 2345645321333..........
Submitted by Tigerlilly on July 14, 2008 - 8:39pm.
HUG ME JESUS! I SAY, HUG ME JESUS!!!! Can I get an Amen from the DListed congregation...I say, can I GET AN AMEN FROM THE DLISTED CONGREGATION???? You know you ho's want a hug from Jesus
Ha! I just watched the video... Ummm, she sucked ass!
She didn't have the crowd either... I bet the girls that were screaming were just doing it to be on T.V
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Tony Romo looks like a typical dumb jock who will get fat and not know what to do with his life when his football career ends. Don't know why people think he is too good for Jess
Awkward that this song is about Nick Lachey...
She looks like Robert Plant singing in that main pic, and not in a good way.
No chi chi love MK??
--thanks awfully--
Submitted by Jeffro11 on September 9, 2008 - 1:19pm.
"...Ice cubes in your drink"....
See, she's not even smart enough to realize you can't fit ice cubes into a Budweiser can! And she claims she's country...if she's country then my ass is a banjo.
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YOU MADE MY DAY!!
How AWESOME would it be to have a banjo for a bum? You get bored, a little hay in the hole, play out a tune or two about how tragic life is and your dead horse...
Magic!
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Unfortunately, TRL is still on. I remember being in high school and being obsessed with that show. I would come home and watch that tool Carson Daly countdown that weeks top ten then I would get annoyed that they would only play like five seconds of the video before someone popped up in the lower right corner giving shout outs to their peeps in Brooklyn and yelling "wooooo!" at the end...soo annoying!
*****"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."*****
IMK505 I'll agree with you there, those 'awards' given to Britney were total sympathy shit and the music industry's last stab at getting anything out of Brit before she ends up prego again.
Of course MTV lost all it's credibility a long time ago, when they stopped playing music. The VMA's were just a public affirmation that music no longer applies to MTV.
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"Shut up, you stupid bitch! If it weren't for me you'd still be slinging hash in that shithouse and f*cking your boss!"
Yeah, she'll throw on a Sombrero and start eating tacos in public to get back to her "Mexican roots." LOL!
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
Submitted by Gigi-A-GoGo on September 9, 2008 - 3:55pm.
well im glad she didnt hurt your ears that night! :)
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yuuuuuuuuuuuugh!
This one really needs the help of "good eating and pilates". She has been looking chubby for a while.
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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.
I know she probably never really deserved her fame (she sings okay) but at least she's trying. She's putting in more effort then Britney Spears, who is getting pity awards for doing shit.
maybe she visited the Latin Grammys hoping to promote her next "crossover/act of desperation"...heading up a Menudo reunion! "I'm Latina, Hombrees"
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"Shut up, you stupid bitch! If it weren't for me you'd still be slinging hash in that shithouse and f*cking your boss!"
Submitted by LoLo on September 9, 2008 - 12:21pm.
She was singing some spanglish iteration of that Angels song with David Bisbal.She was trying to get some latin market exposure I guess. It reminded me of a school musical while I was there. She was stuck up, so I don't feel sorry about her present situation... But i won't lie and say that she sounded bad then.
Submitted by KD on September 9, 2008 - 3:21pm
You know what maybe she is goin to do it to:
Get more publicity
Trap Romo
Take the spotlight from Asshole simpson
and make some money because her career is over
Submitted by Tigerlilly on July 14, 2008 - 8:39pm.
HUG ME JESUS! I SAY, HUG ME JESUS!!!! Can I get an Amen from the DListed congregation...I say, can I GET AN AMEN FROM THE DLISTED CONGREGATION???? You know you ho's want a hug from Jesus
Is TRL still on? The lives of the people whose videos were always on that show took radically different directions. I'd like to see a montage of those videos with freeze-frames at the end and text of what happened to each "character": Britney, Nick and Aaron Carter, Lance Bass, Xtina, Kid Rock, Marc Anthony, J.Lo, Ricky Martin, and now Jessica Simpson.
That song "Don't You Forget About Me" could play in the background.
yioooo- I don't think she's going to get pregnant to trap TR. She going to do it so she'll have something to do, since her career is tanking.
Somewhere Carrie Underwood and her friends are playing this over and over again with tears streaming down their cheeks in fits of laughter.
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
_she can sing. I don't like her, but I heard her sing live at the Latin grammys and she sounded fine.
She was at the latin Grammy's? Why?
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
"...Ice cubes in your drink"....
See, she's not even smart enough to realize you can't fit ice cubes into a Budweiser can! And she claims she's country...if she's country then my ass is a banjo.
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"Shut up, you stupid bitch! If it weren't for me you'd still be slinging hash in that shithouse and f*cking your boss!"
she does call Romo FBD (future baby daddy) she gives me the vibe of im goin to get pregnant to trap the guy
Submitted by Tigerlilly on July 14, 2008 - 8:39pm.
HUG ME JESUS! I SAY, HUG ME JESUS!!!! Can I get an Amen from the DListed congregation...I say, can I GET AN AMEN FROM THE DLISTED CONGREGATION???? You know you ho's want a hug from Jesus
@ Chica Robotica - "... As for the lyric to the country song, I don't understand the line, "Leave the ice cubes in your drink." What was he going to do with the ice cubes anyway? I mean, I guess he was going to throw them down the drain with that dish he's leaving in the sink but what the hell. It bothers me. "
Just laughed out loud, bella! Fuckin' hella funny, with the ice cubes! LOL
NOBODY knows who or what she's supposed to be! She's been a plastic Barbie doll from the get-go, people get sick her so she changes her schtick to try to hang on a little while longer. If she doesn't get a ring (big payday)out of Romo soon, all that will be left is porn...and her acting is already worse than some porn!
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"Shut up, you stupid bitch! If it weren't for me you'd still be slinging hash in that shithouse and f*cking your boss!"
LOL @ "leave the ice cubes in your drink"
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
O.K. I haven't read all the comments yet and probably someone's already noticed this, but - What in the sam-hell is going on with this girl and her tongue-sticking-out (yes, just like a frog)which she seems to be doing ALL the FUCking TIME?! I didn't even have to enlarge any of these photos, I can see that giant peach-coloured disc from here - Why, with the tongue, Jessica? What the fuck are you doing that for??
She DOES look pregnant
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she can sing. I don't like her, but I heard her sing live at the Latin grammys and she sounded fine. It's a confidence issue with her. She deosnt believe in herself anymore.
She's a skid mark stain on humanity's underwear that not even Spray & Wash can get out.
Is the tongue supposed to be her "look at how dumb I look" face, much like Britney's eye crossing?
Fake, fake, fake. I can see her getting booed off the stage at an upcoming show.
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"Shut up, you stupid bitch! If it weren't for me you'd still be slinging hash in that shithouse and f*cking your boss!"
What in the HEE-HAW hell was that?! Haha, did anyone catch that the audience basically started milling around and conversing with each other instead of watching her perform? Damn, Jessica, just Damn!
*****"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."*****
The hair is nice and she's pretty. However, she can't dress for shit and her intelligence appears to be abysmal.
I listened the vid and I think she sounded okay. my screen was on something else though. So it "SOUNDED" okay. I think it's a catastrophe when you look and listen at the same time. I was able to forget it was her without watching her perform it.
And yes, she is definitely preggers.
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"America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between." - Oscar Wilde
I thought I saw something on tv about this song a long time ago... isn't it about Nick Lachey? And how do all those women in the crowd know the words? As for the lyric to the country song, I don't understand the line, "Leave the ice cubes in your drink." What was he going to do with the ice cubes anyway? I mean, I guess he was going to throw them down the drain with that dish he's leaving in the sink but what the hell. It bothers me.
how come she doesnt wear her own ugly clothing/shoes?? she expects other idiots to buy it? and whatever the F she is wearing is hideous .... and it looks like ken paves was unavailable as well cuz her hair usually looks cute... hmmm... poor jessica... i kinda feel sorry for her, but then i think of how rich she is off of being so dumb, and then i take it back i dont feel sorry for her after all...
xxyxz ....
yes...from the sugar dvd ads. Me, like her, "No fancy pickup lines are needed" :) But they replaced the one slutty broad for two :(
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on September 9, 2008 - 12:32pm.
Well, not we all know what Jessica will look like when she's shooting a mini Jess out of her cooter. Don't we all feel extremely more uncomfortable now?
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Yes.
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enough already Jess. GIVE IT UP.
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I've been cheated, been mistreated
When will I be loved?
- Buddy Holly
Dear god why do people continue to put her on stage with anything but a stripper pole?!?!?
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"Shut up, you stupid bitch! If it weren't for me you'd still be slinging hash in that shithouse and f*cking your boss!"
Sugar magnolia, blossoms blooming, heads all empty and I don't care,
Saw my baby down by the river, knew she'd have to come up soon for air.
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Ow, ya dont stop, c'mon c'mon c'mon c'mon c'mon c'mon,
Give me more of that funky horn
What's that? Yeah. Funky Funky. Biddy biddy bop.
Her brows look strange!
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I see she picked up some singing moves from John Mayer. Eeeek!
*edit* Oh damn. That's what I get for waiting to post until after my break. M.E. and P.H. beat me to it!
Hmmm....not a lot of people out there to see her....did you notice? Not like she's Chris Brown or NKOB who had like godzillions of people.